I own a Pulse Carbine for Home Defence

Its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypyasta but changed to the Pulse Carbine from Warhammer 40k.
Own a Pulse Carbine for home defense, since that's what Aunโva intended. Four Gueโla break into my reasonably sized state issued accomodation. "By the Tauโva!" As I grab my FioโTak Combat Armor and Pulse Carbine. Burn a man sized hole through the first gueโla, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because I donโt have โFor The Greater Goodโ activated, and nail one of the neighbours 250 kroot hounds. I have to resort to the Pulse Blast Cannon mounted at the top of the stairs, set to focused. "FOR TAU TO PROSPER, IT WILL BE SO" the small star shreds two Gueโla in the blast, the sound and extreme heat set off Devilfish alarms. I grab my close combat weapon and charge the last terrified rapscallion. I bleed out waiting on the medic drones to arrive since trangular lasrifle-bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as Aun'va intended















