🥺😓DIVA DOWN! 😫🚨💔 American hero 🇺🇸 🍝Luigi Mangione 🔥👨🍳has been ARRESTED 🚔 for OFFING💦 the CE-HOE👨🏻💼of 🍆UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆! He was so 🔥💦 HOT 😍👅 that even the cops 🐷🚓 couldn’t resist scooping up that FINE ASS 🍑! Now it’s time to CUM together 🧑🧑🧒🧒💦 and scream 😩 “FREE LUIGI!”😫😫 ⏪ so he can KEEP THRUSTING BACKSHOTS 💥🍑 into those CORRUPT EXECUTIVES HARD 💪🍌Send this to 5️⃣ of your most THIRSTY 🥤💦 friends, and if you don’t want a piece of LUIGI’S beefy BUNS 🍖🍑🥵, you deserve your high ass DICKDUCTIBLE! 💦
🧍🏻♀️👩🏽🍼MAMA👵🏿🤰🏻MIA👶🏻🥰it looks like 🇺🇸🦅Amerikkka’s👮🏼♂️🇺🇸 favorite 🤩 🔫🎇BACKSHOT💥💦 artist 🧑🎨 has been 📸 caught🔭in the act👣🥵 SLOBBERING👅😛 on that 🍔MEAT🌭 at 🐭MICKY Ds🍆😭 Luigi 💪MAN🙋🏻♂️💁🏻♂️gione really put the🚶🏻♂️MAN 🚹 in MAN🧟♂️slaughter🔪😵 or (looking 👀 at his 🎶spotify🎧) should we say the 🏳️🌈HOMO👨❤️👨 in 👨❤️💋👨HOMO👩❤️💋👩CIDE💀🪦send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your ⚒️PROLETARIAT👷PAISANS🇮🇹🍕 to show how 🧑🧑🧒🧒UNITED🫂our 🥰CARE⚕️is for this 🛄CEO👨💼SLAYYY💅💄ER🎒 if you get 5️⃣ back you wont🚫🚫get to go to luigis in🌽DICK🧑⚖️ment😭 if you get 🔟 back youll get to taste 👅 that THICK📏😳ITALIAN🇮🇹🍝SAUSAGE🌭🍖 before it gets ⚡️🪑BARBECUED🔥🥵 if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back then youre invited 💌🥳 to the 💸🤑BILLIONAIRE👴🏻👩🏻💼👨🏼💼BACKSHOT🍑🩸🍽️BONANZA🎉🎊
💦Yo!! BREAKING NEWS 🚨😱 The ADJUSTer 🍏⚔️, notorious HIT-🦵man 👤💩has been caught 🕵️♀️👮♂️at the Micky D’s 🍟👅 stuffing his face 🍔🍆 💦 after MURDERING 😵💀 the CEO of CUMinsurance 🏥🍌 in a very FREAKY way 😈💦!! LUIGI shot his shot 🎯🍆 at Brian THOMPson who got a LOAD 💦😳 on his face 👅 HITMAN was SLAMMING 🔨 the CEO 📝 like he was trying to HUMP 🐶 that insurance policy 📌 into submission 😈💦 and all while using his adjusting tool 😉🍆 🔫 NOW Caught RED-HANDED 🙅♂️❤️ with a DICK in hand 🍆🍟😜👆!!! The BUNS 🍔 are sizzling 🔥 from the heat of his actions 🔫🍆💦!! THE FBI 🕵️♂️🍌 were lookin at him like 💼👮♂️, "DOES SIZE MATTER?!" 🍆👀😏 NOW He’s been HANDCUFFED 🥺💦 in a compromising position 🤭 on the HARD floor!” 😍💦 Guess he’s really in deep now 🔥⛓️👀 and has to make his BAIL with some good old-fashioned CUM 💦💦 now... ready for some STEALTHY bonding 🍆🤫👀 before he goes up the river! 🌊💦 No more HIT man, just SLIT man😩🍑🛁💦 You better 🏃♀️💨 send this to ten of your horniest 😈👅 SLUTS or you might just find yourself ASSASSINATED 🍑🍑💥 get 0️⃣ back UR a McFLOP 🍟😩🔫 get 5️⃣ back you SLAY 💃🌟 like THE SLAYED ceo 💀🤑 GET 🔟 BACK that mean u can 🤓👆💦DENY DeFEND dePOSE💦 🔫👅 so what you waiting for, get to WORK 👊🍆🕺
SAD NEWS📰😿 OUT OF ALGOONA😩💦, PENIS🥒YLVANIA: THE ADJUSTER🔫😎 GOT GOT BY 🚨L.E.O.🚨 THOTS👮♂️! 🤌LUIGI🤌 MANGIONE🍝 WAS SUCKING DOWN😋 THAT MICKEY D’S🍟🍔 WHEN A BOOMER👴 GILF SPOTTED🧐 HIS MOGGING MUG🤵♂✨️ & RATTED🐀 HIM OUT TO THE POPO🚓🚓🚓. HIS SOCIAL MEDIA SHOWS HE HAS HELLA ABS🏋♂️ AND A MASTER’S 🍆DICKREE🎓 IN 💦CUMPUTER💻 & INFWHOREMATION SCIENCE🤓. THE 💖BULLETS💖 THAT 🙅♀️CANCELLED👎 BRIAN’S COVERAGE⚰️ HAD THREE WORDS ON THEM BUTT🍑 NOW THE SAFEWORD TO KNOW IS TWO: ⚖️JURY NULLIFUCKATION❗️⚖️
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I want to devour Maiden after seeing so much cake. She talks about getting married? Yeah I'm ok with that but I need your body NOW. I'm taking her straight the the bedroom and bending her over the bed. I'll tear that body suit so I can claim her from behind. I need to drive into her full force after seeing those plump cheeks. She's getting some heroic backshots like my life depends on it. If I'm being tired I'll just drink another mana potion to keep me going. Anyone on the outside will only hear thunderous claps as my wife gets it. I'll pour my magical force into Maiden over and over all night long. Maiden needs to be left a sloppy mess unable to walk needing health potions to be brought back to life.
To the Feds, I'll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn't working with anyone. This was fairly trivial: some elementary social engineering, basic CAD, a lot of patience. The spiral notebook, if present, has some straggling notes and To Do lists that illuminate the gist of it. My tech is pretty locked down because I work in engineering so probably not much info there. I do apologize for any strife of traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming. A reminder: the US has the #1 most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly #42 in life expectancy. United is the [indecipherable] largest company in the US by market cap, behind only Apple, Google, Walmart. It has grown and grown, but as our life expectancy? No the reality is, these [indecipherable] have simply gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allwed them to get away with it. Obviously the problem is more complex, but I do not have space, and frankly I do not pretend to be the most qualified person to lay out the full argument. But many have illuminated the corruption and greed (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades ago and the problems simply remain. It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.
To 👆 the Feds👮♂️ 🕵️♀️ , I'll 👀 keep this 😜 short🍆 , because I do 😲 respect 🫡 what you 🫵 do for our 👐 country 🇺🇸. To save 💾 you 🫵 a lengthy 🍆 😳 investigation🕵️ 🔎 , I state 🗣️ plainly ✈️ that I 👀 wasn't 🚫 working 👷♂️ with anyone🙅♂️ . This was fairly 🤷♂️ trivial 🤓: some elementary 🏫 social 🫂 🥸 engineering🔧 , basic 😶 CAD 🖥️, a lot ‼️ of patience 🤔. The spiral 🌀 notebook 📒, if present 🎁 , has some straggling 👨🦯 notes 📝 and To Do ✅ lists 📜 that illuminate 💡 the gist 💼 of it. My tech 📱 is pretty 💃 locked 🔒 down ⬇️ because ❗ I work 👨💼 in engineering 💻 so probably 🤔 not much 🤷♂️ info there🚫 . I do apologize 😢 for any strife 💥 of traumas 😭 but it had 😩 to be done 😈. Frankly 🤷♂️, these 🤬 parasites 🐛 simply had 🙅♂️ it coming 💦 👀 . A reminder 🤓: the US 🇺🇸 has the #1️⃣ most 😱 expensive 🤑 💸 healthcare 👨⚕️ system 🏥 in the world 🌎 , yet 🫢 we rank 💪 roughly #4️⃣ 2️⃣ in life 👼 expectancy 👴. United 💩 is the [indecipherable] 🤬 largest 🍆 👀 company in the US 🇺🇸 by market 📈 cap🧢 , behind 🍑 only Apple 🍎, Google 🇬, Walmart 🇼 . It 👀 has grown 🍆 👀 and grown🥵 😳 , but 🍑 as our life 👴 expectancy❓ No 🚫 the reality 😔 is, these [indecipherable] 🤬 have simply gotten 😵 too powerful💪 , and they 👨💼 continue 🙅♂️ to abuse 🤜 😭 our country 🇺🇸 for immense 👀 profit 🤑 because 😵 the American 🇺🇸 public 🤦♂️ has allowed 😍 them to get 🤑 away ➡️ with it 😵. Obviously 🤓 the problem 😡 is more 💀 complex😵💫 , but I 👀 do not 🚫 have space 🌌 , and frankly 🌭 I do not 🚫 pretend 🥸 to be 🐝 the most 👐 qualified 👨⚕️ person 🧑🦲 to lay 🛌 😈 out the full 🍑 argument🗣️ . But 🍑 many 🌎 have illuminated 💡 the corruption 😈 and greed 🤑 (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades 📅 ago and 🤔 the problems 🚫 simply 🤷♂️ remain. It is not 🚫 an issue of awareness 🧠 🤔 at this point☝️, but clearly 👓 power 👹 games 🎮 at play. Evidently 🤷♂️ I am 😀 the first 1️⃣ to face 🫡 it with such brutal 💀 🔫 honesty
Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lingsha, a healer that also damages from Honkai Star Rail.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Lingsha. I try to play Yunli. My Lingsha deals more damage. I try to play Acheron. My Lingsha deals more damage. I try to play Feixiao. My Lingsha deals more damage. I want to play Firefly. Her best team has Lingsha. I want to play Boothill, Rappa. They both want Lingsha.
She grabs me by the throat. I farmed Iron Cavalry for her. I built crit stats for her. I give her "What is Real?". She isn't satisfied. I pull "Dream's Montage". "I don't need this much speed" She tells me. "Give me more break effect." She grabs Sunday and forces him to Beatify her. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with "Scent Alone Stays True".
I can't pull for "Scent Alone Stays True", I don't have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Fuyuan. She says "Fuyuan, get them." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, Super Break damage. What a cruel world.
Indivila is evil and I love her. I hope she kidnaps me and turns me into just a love doll for her use. I want her to force me down on a bed with her tail knife aimed at my neck while she rides me crazy style. She needs to threaten me if I don't pleasure her enough she'll kill me. While I'm hitting it from the back if I spank her too hard she'll glare at me like "who do you think you are, just keep moving" I'll worship tan mommy I don't care. I want her to own me, drag me by a collar whenever she meets up with the heretics. I need to be how she relieves her stress. Once she's done with me I hope she chops me up with her tail and turns me into ground beef. Afterwards she can dice 1 medium yellow onion (about 1 1/2 cups). Mince 3 garlic cloves. Drain and rinse 2 (about 15-ounce) cans kidney beans.
Heat 2 tablespoons olive oil in a Dutch oven or large pot over medium heat until shimmering. Add the onion and cook, stirring occasionally, until softened, 3 to 5 minutes. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add 3 tablespoons tomato paste and stir to coat the onions. Cook, stirring occasionally until darkened in color, 2 to 3 minutes.
Add 2 pounds ground beef (me) , 2 teaspoons kosher salt, and 1/2 teaspoon black pepper. Cook, breaking up the meat (me) with a wooden spoon, until browned and cooked through, 6 to 8 minutes. Add 2 tablespoons chili powder, 1 tablespoon ground cumin, 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder, 2 teaspoons dried oregano, 1 teaspoon paprika, and 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper if using. Stir to coat the meat (me again) and cook for 1 minute more.
Add the beans, 1 (28-ounce) can fire-roasted crushed tomatoes, and 1 (14.5-ounce) can low-sodium beef or chicken broth, and stir to combine. Bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to maintain a gentle simmer. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the flavors meld and the mixture is slightly thickened, 30 to 40 minutes.
Remove the pot from the heat. Add 1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar and stir to combine. Taste and season with more kosher salt as needed, turning the cummander (me) into some good chili. I want to be turned into chili because I'll go through her body and tear her ass up one last time.
