I read a bit of one of them once. God I couldn't finish it. The language. Unbelievable. Feck this and feck that. You big bastard. Oh, dreadful language. You big hairy arse. You big fecker. Fierce stuff! And of course the F-word Father, the bad F-word. Worse then feck. You know the one I mean. F you. F your effing wife. I don't know why they have to use language like that. I'll stick this effing pitchfork up your hole. That was another one. Bastard this and bastard that. You can't move for the bastards in her novels. It's wall-to-wall bastards. You bastard, you fecker, you bollocks! Get your ballocks out of my face. Ride me sideways was another one.