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💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI 😩🙌🏻💯

    Year of Horse

    🐎🧧 NEIGHHHH XI FA CAI 🐎🧧 GONG XI 🈵🧧🐎 FUCK 👉👌 CAI 😩‼️ IT'S THE YEAR 🔞🔞🔞 OF THE HORSE 🐎🐎🐎 You 👈 know 🔞 what ❔ that 🥁 means ❓🕑 you 🤟😀🤟 qipao SLUTS ‼️🏮👘👀

Its time 😨 to show 📺 AHGONG 👲🏻👴🏻 your 👉 PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜 And get 🔟 some ⛄ THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️ Get 🔟 your 👉🅱️ love 💢😍 letters 🧧💕 ready 🌞 for 😊 some 😑 of your 👉🏻 大哥's 😇 LONG STALLION 🍖🥓🍆 and get ready to RIDE THAT PONY 🏇🏇🏇 until you're HUNG like a MARE 🐴💦🏡💦🏡💦

Grab those REINS ⛓️😩 and gallop 🐎💨 to your 👉🏻 relatives' house 🏠 for some of that BIG HORSE ENERGY 🐎⚡️🍆 Don't 🚫 stop 🛑 until your SADDLE is soaked 💦💦 and you're screaming "MA" 🐴📢 Send 🏮🎉 this to 8⃣8⃣ of your 👈 most 💯 SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 😜🐎 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy 😉 LION 🦁 DANCE 🐲💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️
    GONG XI FUCK CAI 恭喜发财‼️‼️‼️ HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 🧧🧧🧨🧨🐎🐎🏮🏮!!!!! it's the year of the 🔥❤️‍🔥 FIRE HORSE ❤️‍🔥🔥 so things are gonna get HOT 🥵🥵🥵 and STEAMY ♨️♨️♨️!!! make sure you get PLENTY of MONSTER HORSE COCK 🍆🍆🍆 and wrap those COOCHIES 😼🍑 in LUCKY RED UNDERWEAR 👙👙👙 so you can hand them out like HONGBAOS 🤑🧧🤑🧧🤑! show off those JUICY ORANGES 🍊💦🍊💦🍊💦 and FAT DUMPLINGS 🥟😜🥟😜🥟😜 while you RIDE THAT PONY 🎠🐴🏇!!! you don't wanna wash away 🧼🫧 all your LUCK 🤞🏼🤞🏼, so stay FILTHY 👅👅👅 if you know what I mean 😏😫😏😫😏

send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ people who are in a very 🇨🇳CHINESE🇨🇳 time of their lives 🍵🀄👲 if you get more than 1️⃣2️⃣ back 🐀🐂🐅🐇🐉🐍🐎🐐🐒🐓🐕🐖 then she'll XIN NIAN 新年 on your KUAI LE 快乐 til your HORSE ARRIVES 马到 at SUCCESS 成功!!!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
    GONG XI FUCK CAI 😩‼️

IT’S THE YEAR OF THE 🐴 HORSE 🐴

You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀

Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜

And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼️

Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥’s BIG 肉乾 🍖🥓🥓🍗 and text your closest 大哥s with BIG STALLIONS🐴🐴📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦

Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰👲👲 and get laid HORSEY STYLE 😈🐴 🏇this CNY‼️‼️‼️

If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won’t get to enjoy any of that 大肉乾

If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back your 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩

If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼️
    GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐴 H O R S E 🐴 You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 and AHMA 👵👵your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of** your 大哥's BIG 肉干 😩😩👅💦💦and get ready to be fucked 👉👌👌 DOGGY STYLE 🐶😫 perform DOGGY STYLE ?🐶? to get more HONGBAOS 👌💰💰Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of th**ese back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️

    Year of Snake

    🏮GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐍 SNAKE 🐍 You know what this means 👀 for all the 👧 XIAO MEIMEIS 👧 Time to get sexy ♨️ and wear your tightest 👚 QIPAO 👗👠 because 大哥's SNAKE is sliding up your legs tonight! 😈 Don't forget to show AHGONG 👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊😜😜 for those THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️❗❗ when DA GE 🧑comes to your house 🏡 show him your lucky 👙 RED UNDERWEAR 👙 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠 YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼‍♀️👱👩🏻‍🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼
    🐍 DONG DONG QIANG 💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐍 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE 🐍 and you know what that means, you qipao VIXENS 😋👩👀, It’s time to hypnotize your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and coil around the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 Get your ssssecret 💕 💕 love notes ready for your 大哥’s VENOMOUS 红包能量 😩😫👅💦💦 Don’t forget to charm your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂🧑 and sssip on BAKKWA 🐍🐍🐍💦 to summon SNAKE GOD HONGBAO BLESSINGS 👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your MOST MYSTICAL SNAKE-SLAYING SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and manifest a SEDUCTIVE LION DANCE 🐲🐍💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ replies, your 大肉干 will taste like shed skin 😭😭 If you get 4⃣-7⃣, your 年年有🐍 becomes 年年有🍆🍆💦�� If you get 8⃣+ back, your flat Chinese ass 😶😶😶 will be hissing HUAT AH all year ♨♨🈵🈵‼ 
    🐍🔥🏮 XIN NIAN KUAI LE, MOTHERFUCKERS 🏮🔥🐍💥💥 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE, BABY! 🐍🐍💨💨 and you KNOW what that means, you slippery, slithering SLUTS 😏💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥 Time to SHED 🐍👕💸 your old broke-ass luck 💀💀💀 and slide into 🏃‍♂️💨💨 that THICCEST stack of hongbaos 🧧🧧🧧💰💰💰💦💦💦 like a true HUAT LORD 🈵🈵🈵💴💴💴🔥🔥🔥SLURP those long-life noodles 🍜🍜🐍👅💦 like you’re trying to swallow a whole python 😏😏💦💦 and get ready to wrap yourself 🌀🌀 around a BIG, JUICY 龙根 🍆🐍🔥🔥🔥🔥 this CNY 😩😩💦💦💦💦 Bite into that sticky 年糕 🍡🍡🍡🍡 and let it glide down your throat 😏😏🐍💦💦 like your 大哥’s lucky money shot 💰💰💰💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥 Don’t forget to slither into your relatives’ houses 🏠🐍👴👵🧑‍🎤🧑‍🎤, charm them 😏🐍👀💸🧧 with your sweetest 新年祝福 🐍🗣️🧧💰💰 and get those FATTEST hongbaos 💰💰💰💰💰💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your spiciest 🌶️🌶️🌶️🔥🔥🔥 CNY whores 🐍🐍🐍😈😈 and get the SEXIEST lion dance performance 🐉💃🐍💃🐍💃🐍 this season‼‼‼🔥🔥🔥If you get 0⃣-3⃣ back, you’ll be eating plain rice ALL YEAR 🍚🍚🍚😭😭😭💀💀💀 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ back, your 年年有 👉👌🍆🐍💦💦💦 is SECURED 😏🔥🔥🔥🔥💨💨💨 If you get 8⃣+ back, your luck will be THICC 🍑🍑, your bank account FAT 💰💰💰, and your snake 🐍🐍🐍 will be getting CHARMED ALL NIGHT 💨💨💨💦💦💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥HUAT AH, BITCHES!!! 🔥🔥🔥🐍🐍🐍💥💥💥 
    GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐍 S N A K E 🐍 You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0️⃣-3️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4️⃣-7️⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️

    Year of Dragon

    GONG XI FUCK CAI 😩‼ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON 🐉 🐉 🐉 💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼ Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for a 龙 night with some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗 and text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 and play with the BIG BAD DRAGON 😳😳😳 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼
    GONG XI FUCK CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 💯🙌🏻👋🏻IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐲 D R A G O N 🐲 You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 and AHMA 👵🏻👵🏻your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG BAD DRAGON 😩😩👅💦💦and get ready to be fucked 👉🏻👌🏻👌🏻 DOGGY STYLE 🐶😫 perform DOGGY STYLE ?🐶? to get more HONGBAOS 👌🏻💰💰Send this to 8888 of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy DRAGON DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 3️⃣-7️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that BAD DRAGON. If you get 4️⃣0️⃣-7️⃣0️⃣ of these back ur 年年有👉🏻👌🏻🍆 🍆 💦 😫💦😫 if you get more than 8️⃣0️⃣ back your flat Chinese ass 😳😳😳 will be DRAGON DEEZ BIG BALLS OF MONEY TONIGHT ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️ HENG ONG HUAT AH 😋😋😋

    Year of Rabbit

    GONG XI FUCK CAI 😩‼ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE RABBIT 🐰🐰🐰💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼

    Year of Tiger

    🏮GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE THIRSTY 😩 WATER 💧🌊 TIGER 🐅 RAWRR 🐾💥 You know 👀 what this means you sexy 🌬️qipao SLUTS 🥼👘 Time to get steamy ♨️and unleash your WILD 🌋side, wear your hottest 🔥 NEW YEAR CLOTHES 👗👠🧥 but be a GOOD KITTY 😻🐯 and show KKM 👮🧔 your MYSEJAHTERA 📱✅ to get some VACCINE!! 👨‍⚕️ 👩‍⚕️ 🧑‍⚕️ Get your arm 💪 💪 ready for some BOOSTER JAB 💉💦 before you get CUCUK 🍆💦👉👌 by something else 😏 Report your 🏠 neighbours 👵 👴 for SOP violations☎️👮‍♀️ ❗❗ or else DA GE 🧑will come to your house 🏡 and BEAT ❕😫💥 your BIG MEATY BAKKWA 🥩🥓 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠  Whip out your HENGDAI GANG 🤼👥 (but not your xiaodidi 🤏🍤) and YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼‍♀️👱👩🏻‍🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 friends or you will get the NEW COVID!! 😷🏥💀
    💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐯 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE TIGER 🐯 and you know what that means you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 get your love 💕 💕letters ready for some of your 大哥’s HUGE 懒觉 😩😫👅💦💦 and get ready to eat DICK 🍆like a TIGER🐯😫 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🐯💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back your 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼
    🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO TIGER 🐅 🐅 🐅🐅🐅 💯🔥🔥 Put away your 🐂 😝 cos its time for the year of the TIGER 🐅 Fire up your 🐯 🐯 🐯 filters 😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year

Squeeze out your RIPE CHEST 🍊🍊oRAnGeS 🍊🍊in your 👗TIGHTEST QIPAO 👚cause 大哥 has some bIG 肉干 🥓🍖🍗🍖for you to 😮😜SWALLOW😜😮

For my xdds🙋🏻‍♂️, 阿姨 has some 🈵DEEEP HONGBAOS🈵 to slide your hand 👉🏻👌🏻into that will make you even 💯💦LUCKIER💦💯 than your👙RED UNDERWEAR 👙

Send this to 88 of your 🔥SEXIEST relatives 👶🏻👵🏻🔥and you might just be called 💋🤴🏻📣HUANG SHANG‼️📣🤴🏻💋allllllll night🌚🌚

If you get 1-4 back, youre doomed to shitty 💲2 hongbaos and ah gongs 👴🏼DRY😖🍆 love letters🍆💕 ALL YEAR LONG. Get 5-8 back and you might have your PINEAPPLE TARTS slurped up 😛🤤💦and your 🤤👀LUCKY LOVER 👀💏will be a 🔥💥🔥FIRECRACKER 🔥💥🔥in bed. Get 0 and you forfeit all your 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♂️👲🏻chinese ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♂️ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll 🍤will 👉🏻SHRINK👈🏻 18cm on 初四‼️‼️
    GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐅 T I G E R 🐅 You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0️⃣-3️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4️⃣-7️⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️
    🇨🇳🥠🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI 💥 😩🙌🏻💯🈲🐯 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE TIGER 🐯❕❕🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊

And 👉🏻you👉🏻 know what that means... you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time ⏰ to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THiCCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 😝🧐😫

🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🥤🐯💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 😛😛

📲Forward 📲this on to 8️⃣ lucky 🎰 vaCHINA-licking 🇨🇳 🍆👅💦WHORES 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ who always hungry 😋 for more 🍑ASS🍑just 3️⃣0️⃣ minutes ⏰ after they ATE 🍑🍩👅🤤

Get ❌0️⃣❌ back and 👲🏻General Tso’s 🥡🌶 will be the only 🥩🍆MEAT 🥩🍆 you get this year‼️ Get 🔄 less 📉⬇️ than 8️⃣ and you may 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️find 🔍 some 🌱🌹🚬OpiYUMMY 🚬🤤😋 DICK 🍆🌭 to SLOBBER 👅💦 on today‼️ 🐲🙇🏻‍♀️🙌🏻🥖💦

Get 8️⃣ or more 💯 back 🔄 and 💦CUMfucious💦 🧓🏻🐉say you’ll ⏰ spend ⏰the 🎎🎊new year 🏮 HENTAI-ed 🦑👧🏻🔗to your 🛏 bed getting your ENVELOPE✉️📮pussy 🥠🐱🐟STUFFED ➡️⭕️😫 til it’s RED 🏮📮💉👺😳🔴 🐯🐯🐯

🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊 👧🏻👩🏻🙋🏻‍♀️Let’s give the year of the 🐂 c-OX RING ⭕️ 🍌💍 🐂 a ✋🏻HAND✋🏻-felt 👋🏻goodbye 👋🏻🍆💦😏 and get our HANDS✋🏻👋🏻 on more 🐉 of that 🏯⛩dyNASTY 🎎 D 🍆🍌this 👉🏻 year‼️ 😫😘🍌💦 🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊
    👯‍♀️ hey whores 👯‍♀️ HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR 🐯🧧 BuST out your tigHtest qipao 👘 and even tiGHter PuSSY 🐈😩 Wishing you all the SUCCsex 👉🏻👌🏻, good 👅 DICK, and prosperTITTY 😳😳 this year 🎉👏🏼 Send ✉️this to 8⃣8⃣ of your 👅F😳R😩E🤪A🤫K🥵I💦E😍S👄T😮‍💨 frieNDS or you will get no 🚫🚫 diCK 🚫🚫 If you get 5️⃣ back, U will get shitty 💰 hong 🅱️aos 🧧 and teeny shrimp pee pees 🦐🍤 ALL YEAR LONG 🤮 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and U will get your back 🅱️LOWN out 💥💥❗️like a dirty SLUT 😩 Put away your 🐓COCKS 🐓 cus its time for the year 🐯 PUSSSYYYYY 🐯
    GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐅 TIGER 🐅 You know what this means you qipao SLUTS 🥼 👘 👀 It's time to show SDA 🧏 👴 your TRACE FOREVER 📱✅ and get some VACCINE!! 👨‍⚕️ 👩‍⚕️ 🧑‍⚕️ Get your arm 💪 💪 ready for some of big pharma BOOSTER JAB 💉💦 and report your 🏠 neighbours 👵 👴 for SDA violations!!☎️👮‍♀️ ❗❗ Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your relatives or you will get the NEW COVID!! 😷🏥 💀
    Squeeze out your RIPE CHEST 🍊🍊oRAnGeS 🍊🍊in your 👗TIGHTEST QIPAO 👚cause 大哥 has some bIG 肉干 🥓🍖🍗🍖for you to 😮😜SWALLOW😜😮

For my xdds🙋🏻‍♂, 阿姨 has some 🈵DEEEP HONGBAOS🈵 to slide your hand 👉🏻👌🏻into that will make you even 💯💦LUCKIER💦💯 than your👙RED UNDERWEAR 👙

Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your 🔥🧔🏻🧑🏻SEXIEST relatives 👶🏻👵🏻🔥and you might just be called 💋🤴🏻📣HUANG SHANG‼️📣🤴🏻💋allllllll night🌚🌚

If you get 1⃣-4⃣ back, youre doomed to shitty 💲2⃣hongbaos and ah gongs 👴🏼DRY😖🍆 love letters🍆💕 ALL YEAR LONG🤮. Get 5⃣-8⃣ back and you might have your 🥧PINEAPPLE TARTS 🥧slurped up 😛🤤💦and your 🤤👀LUCKY LOVER 👀💏will be a 🔥💥🔥FIRECRACKER 🔥💥🔥in bed. Get 0⃣ and you forfeit all your 🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂👲🏻chinese ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll 🍤will 👉🏻SHRINK👈🏻 1⃣8⃣cm on 初四‼️‼️🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO GOUs 🐯💯🔥🔥 Put away your 🐓COCKS 🐓😝 cos its time for the year 🐕BITCHESSS 🐕 Fire up your Dog filters 🐩😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year
    🇨🇳🥠🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI 💥 😩🙌🏻💯🈲🐯 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE TIGER 🐯❕❕🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊

And 👉🏻you👉🏻 know what that means... you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time ⏰ to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THiCCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 😝🧐😫 🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🥤🐯💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 😛😛

📲Forward 📲this on to 8️⃣ lucky 🎰 vaCHINA-licking 🇨🇳 🍆👅💦WHORES 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ who always hungry 😋 for more 🍑ASS🍑just 3️⃣0️⃣ minutes ⏰ after they ATE 🍑🍩👅🤤 Get ❌0️⃣❌ back and 👲🏻General Tso’s 🥡🌶 will be the only 🥩🍆MEAT 🥩🍆 you get this year‼️ Get 🔄 less 📉⬇️ than 8️⃣ and you may 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️find 🔍 some 🌱🌹🚬OpiYUMMY 🚬🤤😋 DICK 🍆🌭 to SLOBBER 👅💦 on today‼️ 🐲🙇🏻‍♀️🙌🏻🥖💦

Get 8️⃣ or more 💯 back 🔄 and 💦CUMfucious💦 🧓🏻🐉say you’ll ⏰ spend ⏰the 🎎🎊new year 🏮 HENTAI-ed 🦑👧🏻🔗to your 🛏 bed getting your ENVELOPE✉️📮pussy 🥠🐱🐟STUFFED ➡️⭕️😫 til it’s RED 🏮📮💉👺😳🔴 🐯🐯🐯

🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊 👧🏻👩🏻🙋🏻‍♀️Let’s give the year of the 🐂 c-OX RING ⭕️ 🍌💍 🐂 a ✋🏻HAND✋🏻-felt 👋🏻goodbye 👋🏻🍆💦😏 and get our HANDS✋🏻👋🏻 on more 🐉 of that 🏯⛩dyNASTY 🎎 D 🍆🍌this 👉🏻 year‼️ 😫😘🍌💦 🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊

    Year of Pig

    🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO ZHUS 🐷💯🔥🔥 Put away your 🐓COCKS 🐓😝 cos its time for the year 🐖PORKIES🐖 Fire up your Pig filters 🐽😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year

Squeeze out your RIPE CHEST 🍊🍊oRAnGeS 🍊🍊in your 👗TIGHTEST QIPAO 👚cause 大哥 has some bIG 肉干 🥓🍖🍗🍖for you to 😮😜SWALLOW😜😮

For my xdds🙋🏻‍♂, 阿姨 has some 🈵DEEEP HONGBAOS🈵 to slide your hand 👉🏻👌🏻into that will make you even 💯💦LUCKIER💦💯 than your👙RED UNDERWEAR 👙

Send this to 88 of your 🔥SEXIEST relatives 👶🏻👵🏻🔥and you might just be called 💋🤴🏻📣HUANG SHANG‼️📣🤴🏻💋allllllll night🌚🌚

If you get 1-4 back, youre doomed to shitty 💲2 hongbaos and ah gongs 👴🏼DRY😖🍆 love letters🍆💕 ALL YEAR LONG. Get 5-8 back and you might have your PINEAPPLE TARTS slurped up 😛🤤💦and your 🤤👀LUCKY LOVER 👀💏will be a 🔥💥🔥FIRECRACKER 🔥💥🔥in bed. Get 0 and you forfeit all your 🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂👲🏻chinese ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll 🍤will 👉🏻SHRINK👈🏻 18cm on 初四‼️‼️
    💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐷 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE PIG 🐷 and you know what that means you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 get your love 💕 💕letters ready for some of your 大哥’s HUGE 懒觉 😩😫👅💦💦 and get ready to eat DICK 🍆like a PIG 🐷😫 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🐷💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back your 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼

    Valentines Day

      👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS💃🏼👅‼️‼️📆Today📆 is 💥FUCKUARY 14TH💥 which means👨🏻DADDY CUPID💘💘 is 💦cumming💦 for you⚠️‼️‼️ He’s been ✊🏼YANKING✊🏼😩on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night😖 getting ready to 🎯shoot😩👅💦 all over you 😱😩🤣😜😘😍🍆🍆💦💧 so Daddy Cupid draw 🔙 your bow 🏹and let that 💦🤣CUM FLOW➡️👅 💦 ‼️This day only 💦CUMS💦 once a year 📅so ❌rip off❌ your 👗clothes👙 and JUMP 👏🏻ON 👏🏻THAT👏🏻 GOOD 👏🏻DICK!😂😩💗 🙏🏻Saint🙌🏻 Valentine💕🌹 is the 💞SLUTTIEST 👄Saint there is, so 👈🏻spread👉🏻your holy 🙌🏻bible ⬅️wide➡️ to take everything 😵😬😍😆he’s got🙏🏻. 💌☄️SEND💌to 5 💄VALENHOES💋so 👉🏻you👈🏻 can get 😫🤗OFF😊 tonight 👍🏻😵😜❤️💕‼️ if you 😵DON'T😵 you’ll be 👎🏻STUCK ❌without❌ 😖CHOCColate🍫🍫 or 🥖long😩🍆thicc😱🍆 🌹PLOW-HERS🌷🌷for the next 6️⃣9️⃣ YEARS!!!! 😱😭😵😫😜😂😂
      Be my VAG-lentine 🫶🫛 that's right LOVERS 💕🥰 it's Valentine's GAY 💅 the day ALL 💯 the sexy singles 💵 cry 😭😭 and eat ASS CREAM 🍑 🍨while the COUPLES 💑 get NASTY 😝 in the sheets 🛏️🛏️ hey FELLAS ♂️🚹 better run 🏃‍♂️‍➡️to the store 🏪 to buy your lady 💃some COCKolates and PLOW-HERS 🍫💐 and if ur GAY 🏳️‍🌈 don't worry 😟😟 LOVE IS LOVE IS LOVE IS LOVE ❤️🤍🤎💙💚💛💜 said LIN-MANUEL 🎤 so today 🗓️ is for U 2 🫵🇮🇪🕶️🎸 whether you're munching BOX 🎁 or slurping COCKS 🍆🥒 it's all about LOVE 😻❤️‍🔥so get ur head 👤 between some legs 🍗🍗 and get to licking 👅👅send this to ur valentine 💌💌 if they don't reply 📵 u have been FRIEND-ZONED 👯‍♂️☹️ if they send this back 🔙 u get to go in their END ZONE 🕳️🍑
      Know 👀🤓 what 🤨 day 🗓️ it is💥 today📆❓ it 😶 is ✊🏻 valentines 🙊😻 day 😍🤪👅💋❤️ let's 🙌🏻 get pegged 🤭😳🍆🚼 in the ass 🍑🍌🔞 today 🙊 so that 😳 we 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏼‍♂️ are unable 🌝 to walk 👨🏼‍🦽 all 💯 month 🗓️👅. And 👀 if you 🙋🏻‍♀️are alone 😩😳😭 today 📆, think 💭 of your 😊 special 😲😍 someone 🤩 and 💲wank 😜✊🏻off 😫💦 Just know 🤓 that you 🙋🏼‍♂️ are 💥 loved ❤️🧡❣️💕💞💖💖💘💝
      To the TAKEN HOES 💍😛 and the SINGLE SLUTS 💃🏻💅🏼, it’s VALEN-TIME to SLURP 😩💦, FUCK 🌮⬅️🍆, & SUCK 💦‼️🔥 that dumb bitch CUPID 💘🙊 is gonna be shooting 👀 his arrows 🏹 into some bussy 👌🏼 and coochie 🍪 TODAY‼️ If you wanted to get some SWEET 🍬 LOVING 😻 or some ROUGH FUCKING 💦🍆😩, you need to tell his BITCH ASS EXXXACTLY 😤 what you WANT 💁🏻‍♀️💯👅. TELL HIM you want to SUCK 👅💦 your crush 😍 like a yogurt tube 🍦🤤 and get RAILED 🛤 sideways ➡️ TELL HIM you want to be SWIMMING 🏊🏻‍♀️ in those YUMMY CUMMIES 🤤💦 and RIDING that DICK 🍆😩 ALL NIGHT LONG 🌙🌃. Send this 💌 to 🔟 of the DIRTIEST HOES YOU KNOW 🙋🏻‍♀️ if you want Cupid to help you get RAWED for V-DAY 💕😩 if you get less than 3️⃣ back, Cupid said your coochie 🌮 AINT TASTYYY 😩👎🏼❌ if you get 6️⃣ back, eXXXpect to get some DICK for DINNER 🍆🌮🍽 if you get more than 9️⃣ back, you BETTER BE READY 😤 to get FUCKED IN 6️⃣9️⃣ DIFFERENT WAYS TONIGHT 😏😛 HAPPY VALENTINES DAY BITCHES 🔥✌🏼💕
      it’s 📅👉Get Fucced February👈👀THOTS 😵🍆💦that🙌means 💘🤪 Valentine’s💖 👉👌Day is 💦CUMming 😤 up‼️destroy😱 Dick 🍆😵December 🤣may have😝ended🤪but🧐 Fibonacci 🔢February✔️is💦🤩COMING🤤in full👏force👊 SEND📩 THIS TO 📬fiVe5️⃣ of😍ur🍌💦sLutTiest🍆🍑 friends to ⛪️bless🙏 👉yourself😝with 💘love💝and 🍆dicc😤this💦month👀end🔚the➡️chain🔗and☝️you’ll be😳cursed😱 with🙅‍♀️no❌daddies👨‍🌾for a 😰whole😩 year😣
      Today 🗓👈 is FUCKuary Fourteenth 🙇‍♂️😳❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 and that means its Saint 😇🙏 ValenTAINTs 🍑👈🥵 Day 🌞💞🌺🥰😍😏😏🤪 Whether ur 🤔 Taken Bacon 👯🍑🥓😘 or a Single Pringle 🧍🥠😬🤷 its time 2 👈 SPREAD 👉 ur Holey 🤸🕳 Bibble 📖 nice n WIDE 🤑😫😧😱🤯 cuz all year long 📅👀 Cupids been ✊⬆️ YANKING ✊⬇️😩 on his Bow 🏹🍆😫 n he’s finally 😮‍💨 ready 😳 to SHOOT 🎯👅👅👅 his 💓 Love Magic ✨💦😋 ALLLLLL over u 🏹🍑🎯🤤👅😉 HURRY 😰🏃 and fill 😋🍬👌 ur pretty 😍 lil box 🎁✨ with plenty of COCKlates 🍫🍆😜 cuz u know what they say 👴💬🤔 U never know who ur gonna get 😏🥳🍆💛💚🌷💖💝💐💌SEND📲 to 🔟 of ur most beloved 🥰 Valentines Vags 🌷👯💦 so they kno 💭 just how much 👬🤗 u wanna smooch em 💋👯🥰🥰💛💚🌷💖💝
      Got no chocolate 0️⃣🍫🍫🍫on VALENTINE'S 2️⃣💝1️⃣4️⃣? WELL NOT TO WORRY😔 MY DEAR FARMING TOOLS😈😈, because it's time for FOREVER ♾️♾️♾️FAP 💦🍌🤏FEBRUARY2️⃣!!! Whip out your GLIZZY🥵🥵 and FAP😧🥴😩✊🍆🌊🌊🌊🌊🧻till you're DIZZY🤪 because it's time🕒🔜 to train🏋️ your French🤮🤮🤮 CHIPOLATA🍗 into a German🇩🇪😈 BRATWURST🍗🍗🍗
      It's FUCK-uary 1️⃣4️⃣ you thirsty sluts 🥵 and you know 🧠 what that means 🧐. 🌹 IT'S V DAY 🌹 !!! And I'm not talking 🗣️ about 🅿️USSY 😹 I'm talking about SAINT 😇 VALENTINE ✝️♥️ bending you over 🥲 and 🤜 shoving Cupids 💘👼 arrow deep ☝️inside 🤪 until you BURST 🤯💥. It's the wettest 💦 hottest ☀️ day of the year 🗓️ so get those 👗 clothes OFF 😏 get 🔛 that DICK and get sprayed 🍆💦 down all 😀 day 😛 long 🤤. May all you straight ♂️♀️ bitches 💅 get that PUSSY 🐈 all you GAY bitches 🌈 get that 🅱️USSY 🍑 and all you car guys get that CUSSY 🚗🍆🥵.

Send this to 🔟 of your sexiest skanks 👙👉👌 If you get 0️⃣ back you're 💦 cumming 💦 alone 😥 all day 😰 Get 5️⃣ back and Cupid 🏹 will split 💔 your ass in half 🍑 😱 Get 🔟 back and ⚜️♥️ Saint Valentine 🌹 will spread ✌️ you open wide 😳 and FILL 💧 you up with his 🍆♥️ love ♥️🍆 all year long 🤤😭
      ❤️🌹Roses are Red ❤️ Ballsacks are blue 💙 if he’s busy tonight.. 🗓 his side hoe is YOU! 😭😭😭

👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS 💞💞 Today📆 is February 👠WHORE-teenth💥 which means👨🏻DADDY CUPID 💘 is 💦cumming💦 for YOU! 💞😘❤️ He’s been ✊🏼 YANKING ✊🏼😩 on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night😖 getting ready to 🎯SHOOT 💞 his load 😩👅 right into you! 😋 So Daddy Cupid 💞 draw 🔙 your bow 🏹 💘 and let those🤣 CUMMIES 💦 FLOW 💦 FLOW 💦 FLOW ➡️💞💞 🙏🏻Saint🙌🏻 Valentine💕🌹 is the 😈 SLUTTIEST 😈 Saint there is, so 👈🏻spread👉🏻your holy 🙌🏻bible ⬅️wide➡️ and take 🤤 EVERYTHING 😵😵 he’s got 🙏🏻. 💌☄️SEND💌 this to 1️⃣4️⃣💄😍 ValenHOE’s 💁🏼‍♀️ you know will get DICKED DOWN tonight! 😘
      HEY👋 YOU👋 ARE YOU UPSET😤😭💔 YOU WON’T GET ANY DICK🍆 VAG🌮✌️ OR ASS🍑 THIS VALENTINE’S DAY💘💘 WELL👏 YOU👏 ARE👏 IN👏 LUCK👏 TODAY📆 IS THE IDES OF FEBRUARY 👉😏👉 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 🙌😨‼️ IT IS LUPERCALIA🎊 THE ROMAN FESTIVAL🎉🎉 THE CHURCH⛪️✝️ PEGGED🍆🍆 TO THE LEGEND OF ST VALENTINE 🙅‍♂️😇 WHY GOD GOTTA BE A COCKBLOCK❌🍆❌ EVER WONDER🤔 WHERE THE “FEBRUA”😩 IN FEBRUARY😫 CUMS🤤🍾💦💦💦 FROM⁉️ TAKE OUT YOUR STYLUS✏️ AND TABULA RASA🗒 AND GET READY TO TAKE SOME NOTES📝 CUZ THIS SHIT💩💩 IS ABOUT TO GET EDUCATIONAL🤓🤓 JUST HOW HARDCORE💯💯💯 WAS THIS ANCIENT PAGAN HOLIDAY¿¿🏺🔮HERE’S A HINT: NAKED ROMANS 🔞🔞🔞 TOGA❗️ TOGA❗️ TOGA❗️ NAMED AFTER THE LUPERCAL, THE CAVE🕳 WHERE THE TWIN FOUNDERS OF ROME🏛 ROMULUS ET REMUS👬 WERE SUCKLED🤗🤗 BY THE SHE-WOLF🐺 MMM DAT MILKY MILKY MILK🍼🍼 INSIDE THE CAVE THE RITUAL👹🕯 WOULD BEGIN WITH TWO NAKED🤫 LUPERCI PRIESTS SACRIFICING ☠️👻 A GOAT🐐 AS A REPRESENTATION OF SEXUALITY👅🍒 AND A DOG🐕 RIP CERBERUS🦴 THE TWO PRIESTS WOULD USE THE CEREMONIAL DAGGER🔪 TO SMEAR BLOOD🩸 ON EACH OTHER’S FOREHEAD🤦‍♂️ AND WIPE IT AWAY👋 WITH MILK-SOAKED WOOL🥛🐑 WHILE LAUGHING😆😅 AFTER EATING THE SACRIFICIAL GOAT🍽🥢 THE PRIESTS WOULD CUT THE HIDE INTO STRIPS✂️ AND FASHION SOME INTO THONGS 🩲👙🔛 THE PRIESTS WOULD THEN RUN🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️ AROUND THE CITY👀🙈🍆🍆🍆 USING THE REMAINING BLOODY GOAT STRIPS😳🙄 AS INSTRUMENTS💉 OF PURIFICATION, OR “FEBRUA”😱🤯😵 WOMEN WOULD WELCOME THE LASHES📿📿 AS A BLESSING OF FERTILITY🙌🙏 SPANK ME, DADDY 👨🏻👋😝 MAYBE THIS ALL SOUNDS WILD AND CRAZY🤪 BUT HEY🗣🗣 WHEN IN ROME😏😏 IT’S TRADITION😈😈 SO THAT MAKES IT OKAY👌👈☔️ #LEGALIZECHRISTIANITY‼️ SEND📲 THIS TO 🔟 rHOEmans👯‍♀️ AND YOU’LL BE A VESTAL VIRGIN😙 💅 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE A BARREN BITCH 😣 OR A FALLOW FUCKBOI😖 GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU’RE A BOUNTIFUL BABE💃 GET 2️⃣5️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE THE FLAMEN DIALIS 🔥 JUPITER’S HIGH🌬🚬 PRIEST😽🪐 GET 5️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE PONTIFEX maXXXimus 🤩🛐 GET 💯 BACK AND YOU’RE A CERTIFIED NYMPHO 🤤🎟🎢🎆 PAX ROMANA MEANS SEX FOR WORLD PEACE🌍✌️🌿
      👭 This one goes out to all the 💦 horny couples out there who are thinking of getting 🍆 rowdy this ❤️ valentine's day evening. 👍 do 👎 not. If you do, your child will be born 👏 A SCORPIO. 👭 Now, why don't we like scorpios? For starters, scorpio, has ☝️✌️✌️☝️☝️7️⃣ letters. 7 letters, ✝️ 7 deadly sins ❌. Now, what are the 7 deadly sins? ☝️😡 wrath, ✌️ 💤 sloth, 3️⃣ 🍔 gluttony, 4️⃣ envy. 👏👏 Envy is associated with the colour: 🟩 green. What else is green? 🌿 Marihuana. Just one more pothead in the world, 💁‍♀️💅 LAME! Now where is pot legal? ⬆️🇨🇦 Canada, ↖️ Washington, ↙️ Colorado, ⬅️ Oregon, ↖️ Alaska, 👉👈 airplane 👈👉 bathrooms, to make the 🧑‍✈️ pilots chill, and where can ✈️ planes take you? 😎 California, and what is on California's state flag? A 🐻 bear! Your 👶 child, is 🏳️‍🌈 gay.
      🍑THUSSY 🕳️ 💦 IS 🍒RED🍓 🧔‍♂️HIS BALLS 🏀⚽ ARE BLUE🫐 IF HE BUSY 👤💼👻 ON V-DAY💖 HIS 👀 SIDE HO♠️ IS YOU🫵🙀 🐸☕💅💅🐸☕💅💅 SINCE V✌️🍫DAY 💝💜 IS CUMMING 🍆💦💦GET CHO PUSSY🐈😻, BUSSY🍑🤎, OR NONBINUSSY⚧️ READY🎀 FOR A GOOD SQUIRT 🍊🧃💦FROM DADDY 😏😩, CUZ CUPID 👼🏼 GETTIN DEM ARROWS READY 🏹🫀FOR YO ASS 🐴🍑‼️ DON'T🙅🍩 FORGET TO THRUST🤺 THOSE FLOWERS 🌷🌹 INTO A VASE 🏺AND TIE UP🪢😏😩 DAT COCKLATE💝🍫 BOX🎁👅💦 GOOD, CUZ FUCK-ME-ARY 🌸💗 IS SHORT ⏳⌛🗓️‼️AND WILL FINISH🏁 BEFORE🐝4️⃣ YOU 🥺‼️ SO GET IN A 🐆QUICKIE 👉👌👉👌💦 BEFORE IT'S OVER‼️ SEND📤 TO 1️⃣4️⃣ OF YO SLUTTY 👄 CUMRADS 👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯OR BE ALL ALONE 🏝️😔THIS V🫶DAY 😳😰😿🙀
      Happy VALENTINES DAY‼️💘💘 it is time for some LOVE 💞❤️ in your BEDROOM 🛏️😉 ‼️ I hope youre ready for some HOT 🥵🔥 and SPICY 🌶️🫑 action this VALENTINES DAY‼️💘 youre gonna get lots of DARK CHOCOLATE 🍫🍫💝💝 CUMMIES 🍆💦 this VALENTINES DAY 😉 you better ask your CRUSH 😳💌💝 to be your VALENTINE 💘 or 👏else👏 you 👏might 👏get no❌ DARK CHOCOLATE 🍫 COCK 🍆🍆 this VALENTINES DAY😭 CUPID 💘 💋 is CUMMING and you HAVE to take his LONG HARD ARROW 😳🍑❤️ you better be able to take those 🌹ROSE TOY🌹 BOUQUETS💐 all night ⏰ long 😉💋 send this to 5️⃣ of your hottest cupidhoes you know will be getting a 💌 VALENTINE 💌 this VALENTINES DAY ❤️💋 if you get 0️⃣ back your CRUSH 😍will not 💔 give you his LONG HARD CUPIDS ARROW 🍆💦 today 😭 if you get 5️⃣ back you will get loads 😏😉 of VALENTINES DAY ❤️💖 CUMMIES 💦🌊 if you get 🔟 back you 🫵 are going to GET the MOST 😫 VALENTINES DAY 💌❤️ PECKERS‼️‼️🍆🍆 if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you 🫵 might as well BE CUPID 💘👼 with the amount of CUMMIES AND LOADS 🍆💦💦 youre gonna get this VALENTINES DAY 💝🍫 you CUPIDHOE‼️‼️ happy VALENTINES DAY I hope you get the HOT 🥵 HOT 🥵 special 👉👌 from your CRUSH 💌💗
      Guess what slore! 👯 Today 🗓👈 is FUCKuary Fourteenth 🙇‍♂️😳🧸💖🌸 and that means its 😇🙏 ValenTAINTs 🍑👈🥵 Day 🌞💞🌺🥰😍😏😏🤪 Whether ur 🤔 Taken Bacon 👯🍑🥓😘 or a Single Pringle 🧍🥠😬🤷 its time 2 👈 SPREAD 👉 ur Holey 🤸🕳 Bibble 📖 nice n WIDE 🤑😫😧😱🤯 cuz all year long 📅👀 Cupids been ✊⬆️ YANKING ✊⬇️😩 on his Bow 🏹🍆😫 n he’s finally 😮‍💨 ready 😳 to SHOOT 🎯👅👅👅 his 💓 Love Magic ✨💦😋 ALLLLLL over u 🏹🍑🎯🤤👅😉 HURRY 😰🏃 and fill 😋🍬👌 ur pretty 😍 lil box 🎁✨ with plenty of COCKlates 🍫🍆😜 cuz u know what they say 👴💬🤔 U never know who ur gonna get 😏🥳🍆💛💚🌷💖💝💐💌SEND📲 to 🔟 of ur most beloved 🥰 Valentines Vags 🌷👯💦 so they kno 💭 just how much 👬🤗 u wanna smooch em 💋👯🥰🥰💛💚🌷💖💝

      Feb 13th / Galentine’s Day

      I'm🤭 so excited🤫 for😳 tomorrow. Tomorrow is valentines😘 day!❤❤❤. That💘 means tomorrow😎 I get extra😫 cummies!!!💦💦💦💦💦💦💦. Yummy💦 yummy💦 cummy💦 in my tummy🤤. I put my cummies💦 in a 🍑 and eat it, yum yum😫. 🤫 all I have to😎 do is stroke👏 stroke👏 stroke👏 until the delicious❤ cummies💦 cum out! I love❤ all the extra➕ cummies💦 I get for 🅱️alentines 👏 day.
      PUSSY 💦💦 IS RED 🔥💋 BALLS 🏀⚽️💦😩😩 ARE BLUE 💙➿➿ IF HE BUSY 👤💼💼 ON VALENTINES DAY 🌹💖❣HIS SIDE HOE 👀👅🍆 IS YOU👊😴😴😫 SINCE V DAY 💝💜 IS CUMMING 💦💦GET THAT V READY 😏👅👅 FOR A GOOD SQUIRT 💦💦👀 FROM DADDY 😏😩 CUZ CUPID 👼🏼 GETTIN DEM ARROWS READY 🏹❤️ FOR YO ASS 💘💘 DONT FOR GET TO STICK 😱👀 THOSE FLOWERS 🌷🌹 IN A VASE AND TIE UP 😏😩 THOSE PRESENTS 👅💦 BECAUSE FUCKUARY 😜😉 IS SHORT SO GET IN A QUICKIE 👉👌👉👌💦💦 BEFORE ITS OVER! SEND TO 14 OF YO HOES OR BE ALONE THIS V DAY 😳😰😰
      💘Fuckuary is cummin💦 you bitches. You know what that means❓time to suck on a BIG OL LOLLIPOP🍭😋💦❗️Our main daddy CUPID👼🏼 and has to cum shoot his arrow♐️ in u🍆 for all you naughty little cupid sluts 😉. Send this to 🔟 of ur naughty little cupid sluts who are in need😩 of a BIG ARROW IN THEIR 🐯💦 from Daddy Cupid💖 or u won't get any 💝Valentine's cummies💘 this year🙊🙅🏼.
      What's 🆙⬆my SLUTS😈❤💦? ? I know 🎉🎈TWENTY TWENTY FIVE🎊🎉 just started ⏰✔ BUT 💘FUCKuary 👉👌 is cumming 💦💦up s👀n so grab 💋💋 those sexy 🔓singles and stick some 🌷🌷flowers in that vase 😈of yours and let 😇CUPID😇 stick his 💘💘arrows inside 👌 uuu Send 💌💌this to 1🅾 of your sweet 👅lollipops 🍭🍭if u get 🅾🅾back you're single this Valentines day💔💔 if u get 🅾5 back you're a Saint 💕💖Valentines Slut 💋💓 if you get 1🅾 back you get 😇😇💖💘 Cupids 😇 cute COCK🍆💦💖👉👌 tonight hurry up 🕛🕧🕐🕜🕝time to get that FRESH😈😙 Valentine love 💕😇🍆💦💦💦
      Happy GALentine’s 🍾💖 Day, you fabulous 💋 bitches! 🍑 It’s time ⏰ to get WILD 🍆🍌 with your GALS 👭 and KISS 🎉 some 🍷🍓 Henny this holiday 🍾💦. Celebrate your BESTIES 💁‍♀️ with LOVE 💞 and a little SEXY 🥵 SASS! Party 🎉 like a QUEEN 👑, because tonight 🌙 you’re all gonna be HUMPING 🐪 like it’s a DICK-pocalypse 🍆💥! Send this to your 💃🏼 sassy squad 🥂, and if they don’t COMPLIMENT your ASS 🍑 or send a DICKPIC 📸 back, you’re officially SINGLE for the next 🎉 365 days 🚫👈! Get ready for some FUN 💃🏻💕 and POUNDING 🥵 BFF vibes 👯‍♀️! Remember: Sippin’ that wine 🍷🍷, where’s the freaky ⏲️ time? 💕🍑 Celebrate HOE-entine’s Day like a SLUT 💋🍆, lovin’ those 🔥 romantic friends 👯‍♀️ who know how to make you THROBBING 💓💦 in the heat of the night 🌙!

      “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

        Started by a tweet by @JeremyTate41 in July 2023, the tweet has been used ironically as a copypasta to mock all kind of stuff.

        My father-in-law is a builder. It is difficult to get his attention in a magnificent space because he is lost in wonder. We were in a cathedral together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer…

“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

        In August 2025, @Grrted tweeted the same copypasta but changed it to Modern Warfare 2 and it blew up within the gaming community. 

        My father is a game dev. He is insanely gifted. We were playing MW2 (2009) together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to develop it today. 

I will never forget his answer…  “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

        Game optimization

        My father-in-law is a dev. He is insanely gifted. We were in a game jam together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to optimize games today. I will never forget his answer…

“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

        Exactly, EVERYTHING is political. Like just this last weekend I was at my nephews 5th birthday party and to my horror no one was talking about ICE.

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          Exactly, EVERYTHING is political. Like just this last weekend I was at my nephews 5th birthday party and to my horror no one was talking about ICE. The clown came out and not one brilliant satirical comment about Drumph. No one was as angry as I was because during this extremely political event no one was making it about how awful America (the third world country in a Gucci belt as I like to call it) is. Finally around the time that they brought out the cake I realized that the attention wasn’t on me and I couldn’t abide spending any more time with these fascist enablers. While the crowd was singing happy birthday I just screamed “WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??” And they had the nerve to ask me to leave? That’s fine, because if 9 people are at a table and 1 Nazi sits down and no one leaves there are 10 Nazis, and I honestly can’t believe that my own family including my 5 year old nephew are now just out and out full on Nazis. They just couldnt understand how political that party was.

          STOP USING K9VS ON MY TURN

            By u/CrawBunny, its satire on the K9VS deck in Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel!

            STOP USING K9VS ON MY TURN

STOP IT. IT'S MY TURN. NOT OUR TURN. MINE. MINE. I HATE INTERACTION, I AM SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING A GAME OF SOLITAIRE AND I CAN'T PLAY IF YOU SUMMON A BIG HOT MUSCLY WOLF. HE'S TOO HOT. NO I AM NOT A FURRY SHUT UP. SO PLEASE STOP SUMMONING LUPIS. PLEASE STOP.

            7 reasons why the Noble’s Slender Sword is the best weapon in the game.

              7 reasons why the Noble’s Slender Sword is the best weapon in the game.
              by u/Staehr in Eldenring 
              7 reasons why the Noble's Slender Sword is the best weapon in the game.

1 - It has the Longsword moveset, which is the best moveset. Forget those penniless pretenders with their fancy weapon arts, explosions, teleports and all that voodoo. You are nobility. Your puissance is yours alone, your weapon is just an accessory to that.

2 - It is looooong. A whole peasant's hand longer than those filthy longswords the soldiers use. Long weapons have long hitboxes. Poke your dissidents before they can dirty your attire. Then laugh at them for being poor.

3 - It gets top of the line in Dexterity scaling and takes exceptionally well to elemental infusions, for those with discriminating taste. Strength builders can even get it up to A, just please use Soap first. As if you were the type to get into fisticuffs anyway - that's what summons are for!

4 - It has 110 crit modifier, because people who parry a lot are just better than everybody else. Backstabbing, too, is very appropriate for a nobleman.

5 - It has rock bottom requirements. Even your noodly-armed Astrologers and Bandits can pick it up right away, without wasting points in Strength like a pack animal. Being an aristocrat is easy.

6 - It looks absolutely balling and is a necessity in any fashionable build. Forget the gauchely decorated Rogier's Rapier with its inhuman Dexterity requirement, it just smacks of new money. This refined, elegant weapon is coated in the timeless glamour of gold, conveying the splendor that is yours by birthright.

7 - It is an ultra rare drop from the few enemies who carry it. You can farm for hours, grinding hundreds and thousands of Nobles into paste without ever seeing it. Only the luckiest and most privileged aristocrat-killers may own this opulent deathstick. That's you. You won. Congratulations, winner.