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PROVE YOU ARE A SEAL!!

    PROVE YOU ARE A SEAL!! I CALL BULLSHIT ON YOU! 300 CONFIRMED KILLS? BULLSHIT! You WILL be investigated for Stolen Valor as of this morning. You just committed a Major FELONY by making threats of violence against Civilians utilizing US Navy weapons! I have exposed 100+ POS like you trying to ride OUR accomplishments on the Battle Field. You have my word as a US Army, 101st. Airborne Ranger/Veteran, your ass is now mine, little lying bitch boy!!!!!!! Your STUPID ASS is going down FAST.

    Copypasta response to the Navy Seal pasta


    Timeline: What If It Rained Semen

      Before 5 Years - Having Superpowers: You are the only person in the world with real superpowers
      
      Before 5 Years - Hidden Power: You are much more powerful than you think and you have hidden powers
      
      Before 30 minutes - Training Session: You are in a training session practicing with your powers
      
      Before 15 minutes - Trying to cause a rain: You try to cause a small rain to give water to the most needy
      
      Before 10 minutes - Something goes wrong: Your hidden powers reveal themselves and cause something to go wrong
      
      Starts at 0 seconds - Raining semen: Suddenly it starts to rain semen all over the world
      
      After 5 seconds - White Rain: We will begin to see drops of white color falling from the sky
      
      After 10 seconds - Viscous texture: Semen commonly has a slimy texture and so will the rain
      
      After 20 seconds - Birds falling: The weaker birds will not be able to fly due to the slimy texture that is falling on them
      
      After 35 seconds - Confused people: Once the semen reaches the ground, people will not know what it is
      
      After 50 seconds - Chlorine smell: Sperm has ammonia and other alkaloids that odor like some cleaning goods
      
      After 55 seconds - Very dirty people: Imagine having semen with a very slimy texture all over your body, that's disgusting!
      
      After 1 minute - People realizing: Seeing the texture of the rain, the color and the smell, many people will realize
      
      After 1 minute - Disgusted people: Everyone will be very disgusted and will seek refuge
      
      After 5 minutes - Dizzy people: The smell of the environment will make some people start to feel dizzy
      
      After 15 minutes - Increased temperatures: Semen is warm, which will increase the temperature of the environment
      
      After 30 minutes - All Fires Stop: Semen helps put out fires more than water
      
      After 1 hour - People vomiting: The smell of the environment will be so strong that many people will start vomiting
      
      After 2 hours - Semen floods: The semen texture will be more watery and cause flooding
      
      After 3 hours - Difficulty breathing: The smell will be so strong that many people will find it hard to breathe
      
      After 4 hours - Good for plants: Since most of the semen is water, it will be good for the plants
      
      After 5 hours - Drowning people: It will have rained for so many hours that the floods will have caused drowning
      
      After 5 hours - People Fainting: The weakest people will faint from the intense smell of the environment
      
      After 6 hours - Rain Stops: Finally after six long hours it will have stop raining
      
      After 6 hours - 1021 sperms released: For every milliliter of semen there are 50 million sperm, and billions of litres will have rained
      
      After 7 hours - Semen Rivers: Much of the semen will end up flowing into the rivers
      
      After 7 hours - Start cleaning: We will start cleaning the streets of all the semen that rained
      
      After 8 hours - People wearing masks: People will wear masks so as not to smell the unpleasant smell of the semen
      
      After 10 hours - Insects everywhere: Semen contains fructose and that will attract insects
      
      After 12 hours - Pregnant women: Many women who were drowning in semen and survived will get pregnant
      
      After 16 hours - Semen beaches: Semen of the rivers will reach the beaches and lakes
      
      After 1 day - Billions of fish die: Large of amounts of semen in the water will cause the fish to die
      
      After 3 days - Back to normal: Fortunately, semen will be easy to clean because it will turn to water over time
      
      After 10 days - Never using powers again: After what's happened, you'll never use your superpowers again
      
      After 50 years - Remembered forever: This rain will forever be remembered in the history books
      
      Semen is almost as safe as water and we shouldn't be disgusted.

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⠀⠌⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⡸⣧⠀⠀⠀⢸⡆⠀⠀⠀⢷⡀⠈⣻⣿⡄⡘⢿⣿⣿⡜⢲⡩⢿⣖⢥⢻⣷⡻⣯⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠟⣏⠳⣌⢳⡙⢦⡙⢦⡙⣎⠇⣧⢪⠝⣷⣿⣯⢿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⣟⣭⣵⢾⣿⣿⣳⣯⢿⣽⣻⣽⢾⣻⢷⣯⢷⣯⣟⡿⣿⡘⣼⣿⣿⣞⣿⢨⣯⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼ ⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠁⢿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢷⡄⠀⠀⠈⢧⠀⠸⣹⣿⣄⠙⣿⣿⣿⣥⠚⣬⢻⣮⢇⡻⣷⡍⢻⣯⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡱⣍⠮⣱⢪⠱⢎⢧⡙⡖⣩⠖⡭⣒⢥⡛⡴⢻⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⢷⣯⣟⡿⣞⣯⣟⣯⡿⣿⣞⡿⣾⣽⣻⡗⡥⣿⣿⡿⣽⣿⢾⣿⣿⣿⢿⣷⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⡿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⡄⠀⠀⠸⣿⡄⠀⠀⠘⣧⠀⢻⡻⣿⣆⠹⣿⣿⣿⣏⡆⢏⠽⣾⡱⠻⣷⡄⠈⠿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣔⢣⢥⢣⡛⡜⢦⡹⢜⢢⢏⡲⡱⢪⡜⢥⣣⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣿⣿⣯⢿⡾⣽⣻⢯⣟⣾⢯⣿⣿⣯⣟⡷⣯⣿⢏⢴⣿⣿⣟⣳⣿⣻⣿⡿⠉⢸⣿⣸⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⡿⣇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⡀⠀⠀⢳⣻⡄⠀⠀⠘⣧⡀⢳⡻⣿⣧⡸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣜⠲⡙⣿⣵⢛⣿⡄⠀⠀⠛⢿⣆⡀⠀⠀⠻⣧⢎⢣⠞⣩⢖⡱⣋⡜⢦⢓⣍⠳⣌⢧⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣪⣾⣿⣟⡾⣿⡽⣿⣽⣻⢯⣟⡿⣾⣿⣿⣽⣻⣽⡟⢮⣾⣿⣿⢷⣳⣿⣿⡛⢄⠂⣼⣧⡏⠀⠄⣰⣿⡿⣽⣻ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⡀⠀⠀⠈⢷⣿⡀⠀⠀⠋⢳⡀⠀⠀⠘⣷⡀⠳⡙⣿⣷⡎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣑⢎⠿⣿⣚⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢦⣀⠀⠈⠻⢦⣏⡵⢪⡕⣣⠞⣱⢪⢜⣳⡾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣨⣾⣿⣿⣻⣾⣟⡷⣟⣿⡽⣯⡿⣯⣿⣿⣿⢷⣯⢷⣿⡩⣶⣿⣿⣿⢫⣿⡿⢣⡍⢖⣸⣾⣿⡇⣠⣾⣿⣻⣽⢿⣽ ⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⠀⢠⠀⠀⠳⣿⡄⠀⠀⠈⢷⡄⠀⠀⠘⢧⠀⠀⠘⢻⣿⣧⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣞⡹⢿⣮⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⠦⠄⠀⠉⠛⠷⢾⣥⣿⡶⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣠⣾⣿⣿⣻⣞⣿⠹⣿⣟⣿⣳⢿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢿⡾⣿⠣⣵⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⡿⣡⠗⡸⣦⣿⣿⢿⣳⣿⣟⡷⣯⣟⡿⣾ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠈⢧⠀⡇⠀⠀⠹⡽⣆⠀⠀⠀⢻⣄⠀⠀⠈⢳⡀⠀⠀⠛⣿⣟⡾⣽⣿⣿⣿⢿⣷⣍⡿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⣵⣿⣿⡿⣽⣞⡷⣿⡏⠛⠸⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣽⢯⣿⢉⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣾⢯⡜⢧⢫⣵⣿⡿⣽⣻⢯⣷⣻⣽⢿⣽⣻⣽ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡧⠀⡈⢧⣹⡀⠀⠀⠉⠈⠳⣄⠀⠀⠛⣦⡀⠀⠀⠙⣆⠀⠀⠌⠻⣟⣷⣻⢿⣿⡮⡝⢿⣷⣝⣻⣿⣿⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣐⣦⣾⣿⡿⣯⡷⣟⣿⣞⣿⣟⣀⣤⣶⢿⢫⠳⣽⣿⣿⣿⡿⣽⣯⡟⢧⣾⣿⣟⣾⣿⣽⣯⣳⢭⣛⣾⣿⢯⣟⡿⣽⡿⣽⣻⢾⣯⡷⣿⣽ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢠⡇⠀⢻⣷⡀⠀⠸⢦⠀⠈⠳⣄⠀⠹⣷⣄⠀⠀⠈⠳⣄⠀⠀⠉⠳⣯⣟⣿⣿⣞⢢⣍⠿⢷⣯⣿⣿⣿⣟⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⢿⣟⡷⣿⣿⣼⡿⣟⠿⣫⢳⢭⡞⣭⠻⣔⣻⣿⣿⣽⡷⢯⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⣿⣟⡶⣏⣷⣿⣟⣯⡿⣯⣟⣯⣿⡽⣯⣿⣞⣿⣳⣿ ⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡅⢸⣇⠀⣀⢉⣷⡄⠀⠈⢷⣀⣀⣈⣳⣄⣈⢾⡳⣄⡀⠀⠈⠳⣄⠀⠀⠈⠻⣾⡿⣿⣎⡴⣋⣎⡗⢯⢷⣿⣿⣾⡼⢏⡿⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⡟⣯⡹⠼⣥⢻⡱⣏⠾⣜⢧⣛⣴⣿⣿⡷⢯⣽⣿⣿⣿⣻⣞⣯⣿⣿⣯⢿⣽⣿⣻⢾⣯⣟⣷⢿⣽⣞⣿⣽⡾⣽⣾⣻⢾ ⠀⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠸⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⢦⡀⠈⢻⣍⣀⣀⣀⣀⡈⠙⠮⣷⣦⡀⠀⠈⠳⣄⠀⠀⢈⠹⢿⣿⣶⡱⢮⡜⣏⡞⡼⣹⢟⣿⣿⣳⣏⣞⢞⡻⣟⡶⣶⢶⡾⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣭⣓⣎⢳⣣⣝⢮⣓⢮⣾⣿⡿⣫⣽⣿⣿⣿⣻⣞⣷⢿⣽⣻⣿⣟⣿⢿⣳⣿⣻⡾⣽⡾⣟⣷⣻⣾⣳⢿⣻⣾⡽⣿ ⠀⠀⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⣸⡶⠛⠛⠛⠓⠛⠺⠿⠦⣄⠈⠻⢭⡉⠙⠛⢷⣄⠀⠉⠙⢶⣤⣀⠈⠳⢤⣀⠀⠢⠙⠿⣿⣞⡼⡱⢞⡵⣋⠾⡼⣍⡟⡿⣾⢭⡻⣼⡹⣎⡷⣹⢎⡷⣿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣭⣶⣽⣾⢿⣹⢾⣿⠛⠙⣿⣷⢯⣿⢾⣯⣟⣿⣿⣽⡾⣟⡿⣞⣷⢿⣯⣟⣯⣟⣷⢯⣟⣿⣳⣯⣿⣽ ⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡇⠀⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠶⠦⣄⠀⠠⠀⠨⡟⢦⡀⠀⠹⣍⠛⠲⣤⣉⡳⣦⣌⡉⡔⡛⠿⣷⣫⡼⣍⢷⡹⣎⡽⡳⣝⢮⡳⢧⡻⣜⡳⣝⣮⢳⣹⣏⠜⣻⣿⢽⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠟⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡋⠀⠐⠀⠈⢿⣿⣯⢿⡾⣽⣾⣿⣯⣟⡿⣽⡿⣽⣻⣾⣽⣻⢾⣯⢿⣻⣾⣽⣳⡿⣾ ⠀⠜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢠⡇⠀⠀⠀⠄⢂⠡⢀⠉⡠⠡⠄⡠⠠⠀⡌⠄⠣⡐⢈⠌⢻⣆⠀⠈⠳⣄⣀⣹⠟⣷⣾⣿⣿⣯⣞⣥⣻⢛⣾⣮⣷⣙⢾⡱⣏⢾⣙⢧⡻⣜⡳⣝⢶⣫⡿⠋⠁⣱⡽⠚⠉⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⣤⣾⣿⢯⣟⣿⣽⢾⣻⣯⡿⣽⣯⢿⣽⢷⣻⣞⣯⣿⢾⣟⡿⣞⣷⢿⣽⣻ ⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⢸⠇⠀⠀⡈⠐⢀⠆⠢⠑⡄⢃⠆⡑⢈⠒⠄⢢⠑⡐⠢⢈⠡⢎⠷⣄⠀⣩⣿⣷⣾⣿⡎⢳⣿⣿⣹⢛⠿⢿⣶⡿⣿⢿⡿⣷⣿⡾⣝⢮⡳⣭⢳⢽⡾⠋⢀⣠⠞⠁⢀⣴⣶⣿⡿⣟⣯⢿⣽⣻⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣣⣾⣿⢿⣽⣻⣟⣾⣽⣻⢯⣿⡽⣟⣾⢿⣽⣻⢯⣟⣷⣯⢿⣾⣻⢯⣟⣯⡿⣽ ⠠⠅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠌⢌⠠⢊⠔⠡⠌⢢⠘⡄⠣⠘⠌⣂⠱⠈⢅⠊⠤⡈⢹⣸⠟⠉⣹⣿⣷⣿⣿⡄⢲⣍⠛⡛⠿⢷⡶⢷⠿⠶⠿⠶⠷⠿⠾⢾⠷⣾⣧⣿⣵⣿⠟⠁⣠⣾⣿⣿⣽⢾⣽⢯⣟⡿⣞⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣽⣻⣾⣻⢾⣽⣾⣻⢯⣷⢿⣻⡽⣟⣾⣟⣯⡿⣾⡽⣟⣾⣻⣯⢿⡽⣟⣿ ⢠⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡘⠄⡊⢆⡘⠤⣉⠆⡱⢨⢡⠋⡔⡠⢡⠉⢆⡘⠐⣠⡾⠋⠀⣰⣿⣿⡿⠟⢻⣿⣮⣽⣧⢌⠒⠉⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣍⡉⢶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣽⣻⡽⣞⣷⣻⢿⣿⣿⡛⢛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⣯⣷⣿⣽⣯⣷⢯⣟⡿⣽⣻⢯⣟⣿⣳⣯⢿⣽⡷⣿⣻⡽⣷⣻⣯⢿⡿⣽ ⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠈⠉⠉⠀⠐⢌⠰⢂⠜⡐⠦⣉⠖⡡⢎⠲⢄⠱⢂⢍⣰⣤⠿⡿⠁⠀⢤⣿⣿⣿⡷⡀⠄⢿⣿⣿⡿⠗⠚⠛⠉⠁⠀⠠⠀⢀⢀⡀⣀⡉⢿⡌⢿⣿⣻⣧⠈⣿⣿⣿⣽⣷⣿⢿⣽⣻⢷⣯⢿⣽⣳⣯⢿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣉⣔⣂⠆⠤⢀⠀⡀⠈⠉⠙⠛⠻⠿⣽⣿⣽⣟⡿⣾⡽⣯⣿⢾⣽⡷⣟⣿⡽⣷⣻⣯⣿⢿ ⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⡤⠴⠶⠶⡖⢶⢲⡖⡊⢄⢣⢊⡜⣡⢓⡌⡚⡕⢎⠳⡌⢣⡼⠞⠋⢀⡾⠁⢀⢀⣾⣿⢻⣿⡇⢙⣺⠖⠋⠀⢀⣠⣤⣴⣶⣾⡿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⢻⣯⣿⣇⣸⠛⠛⠛⠛⠞⠿⠞⠿⠿⠾⠿⠾⢷⣯⣿⣻⣿⡝⢿⣅⡀⠀⠈⠈⠁⠉⠒⠳⠧⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⢿⣷⣿⣻⢾⣯⡷⣿⣻⣞⣿⡽⣷⢯⣿⣻ ⡻⣜⢲⡑⢢⠡⡉⢌⡑⢌⢂⠣⡔⡡⢎⡰⠢⡜⢤⢋⡔⠻⠸⢬⠷⠚⠉⠀⣀⢈⡟⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⡞⣿⣿⣇⣾⢁⣀⣴⣾⣿⣟⣯⢿⡽⣾⣽⣳⣯⣿⣽⣻⣿⣿⢿⡿⣿⣤⣿⣿⣿⣹⣧⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⡀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣦⡀⠌⢙⢿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⣀⣀⢈⣉⡛⢳⢶⣀⠀⡈⣿⣷⣟⡿⣾⣽⢷⡿⣽⣾⣻⣽⢿⡿⣽

        I helped old people have sex at a nursing home

          Tell me about it... I spent the better part of the 2010's as a butt pusher at the nursing home. Ya know, these old folks can't thrust like they used to and so they need a brawny young buck like myself to work those hips how they remember. I'd see a horny couple shuffling down the hall and think, "Oh jeez... No way they're down to fuck again." but you gotta give it up for these old timers. They're constantly boning. So, I'd get my long gloves on, help them to the fuck room, pop the lady in the handi-able sex swing, and then grab ahold of grandpa's leathery hips. He'd take care of the boner himself. I wasn't gonna coax that out of him. That's on him. If ever the old guy wasn't hard enough to plow beef then I'd just leave the room and tell him to call me when he's serious, call me when he can actually fuck. Haha, usually that little emasculation was enough for them to pop a spiteful boner. Whatever, right? When he's bonered and ready, and she's lubed however way is medically appropriate, then I was just there to make sure the shoving is hard, but not too hard. I wanted to make sure these lovebirds could shuffle back to their respective apartments after. I mean, c'mon. It took, what? 10? 15 minutes maybe? And with the adjustability of the sex swing, the variety made the time go by pretty quick. After he'd shot his wad and her barren utey was gooped up, they'd go into a kinda post-nut paralysis and it was part of my job to make sure they didn't hurt themselves during that. Yep, then it was just get her out of the swing, get their clothes back on, and shit, I don't know, go back to wandering the halls, waiting for another tap on the shoulder or something. Terrible job. I really, really hated it, but ya know, I still made sure to do my best. I was proud of how much lovemaking I facilitated and how sensually I was able to gyrate all those old man hips. So, even though I never had sex at the nursing home, I sure assisted in a lot of it.

          Today I messed up by mishearing Porn instead of Corn.

            So I've been dating this girl I met through a matchmater for the past 6 months. She asked me "what type of corn do you like? American or Desi?" So first things first, the word Desi itself made me convinced that she was talking about porn. Second, I asked her in return, "why a sudden question about this?" And she was like, "I just want to know your preference" I then asked her "what's your preference?" She said "American all the way, Desi is disgusting" All the words used by her made up my mind that she was definitely talking about porn. Thankfully I did not say my preference or stuff like that, but instead told her a story about how some guys in my college brought Desi porn and were showing it to others and "I was disgusted by it and it was the last time I watched Desi porn." Before I could move to American porn and spill the beans, she clarified that she was talking about corn and not porn. The next 30min were her laughing her ass out and teasing me about it. I am so embarrassed about it that I can't even talk properly to her now ;___; Fml

            Poem of Dick

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              Life slapped me, I couldn't stand it
              
              I slapped my dick, my dick still stands
              
              Maybe my dick makes a better man than me
              
              Someone stabbed me, I still stood
              
              I stabbed my dick, my dick collapsed
              
              Maybe I make a better dick than my dick
              
              When encountering my crush
              
              Even my dick toughens up
              
              Yet I cower and say nothing
              
              Holding my masturbation cup, I lie to my dick, saying that it's a warm vagina
              
              Standing up, my dick lies to me, saying that it's a warm world
              
              When I'm single, my dick rejoices, as it gets to be caressed
              
              When I have a girfriend, my dick rejoices, because it gets to have a new warm home
              
              Maybe I'm a part of my dick, and not the other way around.

              Original Poem in Chinese

              生活打了我一巴掌,我没挺住
              我给了牛至一巴掌,牛至依旧挺立
              或许牛至更比我会适合做人
              别人给了我一刀,我挺住了
              我给了牛至一刀,牛至却倒下了
              或许我比牛至更适合做牛至
              我不明白是我身上长了-个牛至还是牛至身上长了个我
              碰到喜欢的人
              牛至都会硬一硬
              而我却不敢吱声
              我拿着杯子,骗牛至说这是个温暖的批牛至站起来,骗我说这是个温暖的世界
              我没有女朋友,牛至很高兴,因为我可以时常抚摸它
              我有了女朋友,牛至也很高兴,因为它可以.有个温暖的家
              或许真的是牛牛身上长了我而不是我身上长了个牛牛