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Incomoda ver o Bolsonaro no topo ne?

    🇧🇷Incomoda ne? Ver o Bolsonaro no topo ne? Ver um homem prete, não binarie, empoderade e patriote, um ser incrível que merece todo o amor do mundo, elu merece tudo o que conquistou e muito mais sempre batalhou para chegar onde chegou e não são comentários ruins que irão diminui🇧🇷

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    Does it bother you? See Bolsonaro at the top, right? Seeing a black man, not binary, empowered and patriotic, an incredible being who deserves all the love in the world, he deserves everything he conquered and much more he always fought to get where he got and it's not bad comments that will diminish

    HOLA SOY LESBIANA

      HOLA SOY LESBIANA, TENGO 13 AÑOS Y COMO LES DIJE SOY LESBIANA,IGUAL ME DI CUENTA A LOS 11 QUE ERA LESBIANA AUNQUE MI PRIMER AMOR LESBICO FUE A LOS 10,PERO COMO HABÍA TENIDO SOLO UNA NOVIA (LESBIANA OBVIO) NO ME DEFINÍA COMO LESBIANA OBVIO. MI COMIDA FAV ES LA EMPANADA DE POLLO,HUMITA,CARNE Y CONCHA OBVIO PORQUE SOY LESBIANA,MI NUMERO FAVORITO ES EL 9 POR QUE AL REVÉZ ES 6 Y FORMAN 69, LA POSICIÓN FAVORITA DE LAS LESBIANAS, MIS PADRES NO SABEN QUE SOY LESBIANA POR QUE MI MAMÁ NO ES LESBIANA Y MI PAPÁ NO ES LESBIANO ASÍ QUE NO SE SI ACEPTARÍAN MI LESBIANIDAD, AUN QUE MI PRIMA ES LESBIANA AL IGUAL QUE SU NOVIA OBVIO O SINO NO PODRÍA SER LESBIANA Y ME CONFESO QUE ERA LESBIANA CUANDO LE DIJE QUE ERA LESBIANA. ASI QUE SOMOS 2 LESBIANAS 1 LESBIANA + 1 LESBIANA SON 2 LESBIANAS.

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      HELLO, I'M A LESBIAN, I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND LIKE I TOLD YOU I'M A LESBIAN, I ALWAYS REALIZED AT 11 THAT I WAS A LESBIAN EVEN THOUGH MY FIRST LESBIAN LOVE WAS AT 10, BUT SINCE I HAD ONLY HAD ONE GIRLFRIEND (OBVIOUSLY LESBIAN) I DID NOT DEFINE ME AS A LESBIAN OBVIOUS. MY FAVORITE FOOD IS THE CHICKEN EMPANADA, HUMITA, MEAT AND SHELL OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE I AM A LESBIAN, MY FAVORITE NUMBER IS 9 BECAUSE IT IS 6 BACKWARDS AND THEY MAKE 69, THE FAVORITE POSITION OF LESBIANS, MY PARENTS DON'T KNOW I'M A LESBIAN BECAUSE MY MOTHER IS NOT LESBIAN AND MY DAD IS NOT LESBIAN SO I DON'T KNOW IF THEY WOULD ACCEPT MY LESBIAN EVEN THOUGH MY COUSIN IS LESBIAN AS WELL AS OBVIOUSLY HER GIRLFRIEND OR ELSE I COULDN'T BE A LESBIAN AND I CONFESSED THAT I WAS A LESBIAN WHEN I TOLD HER I WAS LESBIAN. SO WE ARE 2 LESBIANS 1 LESBIAN + 1 LESBIAN ARE 2 LESBIANS.

      Don Pollo (King of Ohio)

        El que quiera perder el tiempo- 📞📞📞📞
        Salsa y picante🤑
        DIO MÍO QUE HAGO 📳📳📳📞📞📞
        Otra ve 😌 salsa 😃 y picante 😉 y no fuimo 😼
        Otra ves, salsa y picante, y nos fuimo 💀
        Y no fuimo ☠️
        Salam Alaikum Walaikum Assalam...
        Otra vez, Salsa... :Ringtone 1: y picante y nos fuimos :Ringtone 1: Mhmhmm :Ringtone 1: .... :Ringtone 1: "Anda el diablo :Ringtone 2: :Ringtone 1: Dios mío qué hago!!!!   :Ringtone 2:   :Ringtone 1:
        otra vez... salsa... y picante... y nos fuimos
        Y nos fuimos 📞📞📞📞📞📞
        Dios mio que hago 😫 📞📞📞
        Dioj mío que seso 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💥
        Salsa y picante
        Un video más mi gente para perder el tiempo me encanta esta vaina me hace acuerdo a una mujer mía que se murió de hambre
        
        Un video más mi gente para anunciarles que ya me transforme en un wasaaaaaaaaaa 👻🔪
        

        Sloppenheimer

          I just got some bomb ass head, called that shit Sloppenheimer 🍆💦💦 cooch was the destroyers of worlds 😩😩💦 made this dick explode 💥💥🍑🍑🥛🥛😵

          Nick Eh 30 intro

            WE NEVER GIVING UP WIT THIS ONE ‼️‼️💯💯💯💯🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💯💯🥶🔥💪💪💪
            FOR THE MEME, STREAM, DREAM AND THE EH TEAM🎉🎉🗣️🗣️🗣️
            EHHHHMAZING ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ NEVER BACK DOWN ‼️‼️‼️‼️ NEVER GIVE UP‼️‼️‼️‼️
            EEEEEEEH MAZING🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊💯💯‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥
            Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh Mazing
            Never Back Down, Never Give Up
            (Chipmunk Laughter)
            For the Meme, the Dream, the Stream, and the Eeeeeeeeeeeeh Teammmm
            EEEEEEEEEEEHMAZING, NEVER BACK DOWN, NEVER GIVE UP, FOR THE MEME FOR THE DREAM FOR THE STREAM AND FOR THE EEEEEH TEAM 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯🔊🔊🔊🔊
            FOR THE MEME, THE DREAM, THE STREAM AND THE A TEAM ⚠️🤑
            NEVER🗣BACK🗣DOWN🗣 NEVER🔥GIVE🔥UP🔥
            NEVER BACK DOWN. NEVER GIVE UP. FOR THE MEME THE DREAM THE STREAM AND FOR THE EHHHHH TEAM
            WE MAKING OUT OF PRE SCHOOL WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯
            AAAAAAMAZING🥶🥶🥶NEVER BACK DOWN🥵🥵🥵NEVER GIVE UP 🗣🗣🗣FOR THE MEME🎶🎶🎶THE DREAM🔥🔥🔥THE STREAM ☕☕☕ AND FOR THE EEEEEEEH TEAM 🤩🤩🤩🤩
            WE ARE NOT MAKING IT OUT OF THE KINDERGARTEN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
            NEVER BACK DOWN🗣️🗣️ NEVER GIVE UP‼️‼️
            CHIPMUNK LAUGH SOUND EFFECT 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔛‼

            I’ve searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database

              Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I’ve searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren’t? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can’t even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you goddamn idiot.

              Copypasta response to the Navy Seal pasta