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    E = mc^2 + AI

      From a tweet that shows the type of circlejerk that happens on LinkedIn. The original comment was allegedly from a bot.

      After countless sleepless nights I can finally say I have perfected an equation that has the potential to significantly impact the future:
      
      E = mc^2 + AI
      
      This equation combines Einstein’s famous equation E=mc^2, which relates energy (E) to mass (m) and the speed of light (c), with the addition of AI (Artificial Intelligence). By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes the increasing role of artificial intelligence in shaping and transforming our future. My equation highlights the potential for AI to unlock new forms of energy, enhance scientific discoveries, and revolutionize various fields such as healthcare, transportation, and technology.
      I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future:
      
      E = mc2 + AI
      
      this equation combines Einstein's famous equation E=mc2, which relates energy (E) to mass (m) and the speed of light (c), with the addition of AI(Artificial Intelligence). By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes the increasing role of artificial intelligence in shaping and transforming our future. This equation highlights the potential for AI to unlock new forms of energy, enhance scientific discoveries, and revolutionize various fields such as healthcare, transportation, and technology.
      What

      NFT version

      I’ve got a better one:
      
      E = mc2 + NFTs
      
      Its a useless equation, but by including NFTs we can scam dumb crypto bros to make money.

      Yeah <X> is my favorite character..I’m not really comfortable sharing him with others

        Toru aka Satoru Gojo

        Initially written for Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen, the copypasta has since been used for other anime and gacha characters.

        Original

        Yeah toru is my favorite character..I'm not really comfortable sharing him with others because he means alote to me. But it's okay if he's ur favorite too! But please don't mention him as ur FAVORITE character u can obviously talk about him to me!! But just remember he's my one and only 
        
        Yeah TORU is my favorite character..I'm not really comfortable sharing him with others because he means alote to me. But it's okay if he's ur favorite too! But please don't mention him as ur FAVORITE character u can obviously talk about him to me!! But just remember he's my one and only 
        		

        The biggest oversight with Ivy is that she’s unbelievably sexy

          Its the famous Dark Willow copypasta from Dota 2 but changed into Ivy from Deadlock.

          The biggest oversight with Ivy is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight Stone ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her geographically ambiguous accent. 
          The biggest🙌💯oversight🔭🔍with Ivy🌮🪨is that she's unbelievably sexy🤤💦🍆. I can't go on a hour🕐of my day🌞without thinking💭💦about plowing👉👌🚜that tight😳Stone🪨ass💦🍑. I'd kill🔫😱a man👨 in cold❄️blood😈just to spend💷a minute⏱️with her crotch🍑😫grinding against my throbbing💦🍆💦manhood💦🍆💦as she whispers🙊😫terribly dirty💩💩things to me in her geographically🌍🌎ambiguous🌏🗺️accent🇲🇽. 

          Anti-banging Ivy response

          Okay. So, I’ve been seeing this copypasta floating around about wanting to “bang Ivy”, and frankly- I think this is disgusting.
          
          Wanting to bang her is just gross. Saying that you want to bang Ivy is objectifying her, and it is not okay. If you’ve ever wanted to bang Ivy, you should be disgusted with yourself.
          
          Unlike you cretins, I however- respect her. Sure, it’s possible I may consider her to be rather bangable, but I wouldn’t dare do such a thing. Ivy is a fucking queen, and deserves to be treated as such.
          
          I DO NOT want to bang “Ivy". I want to hug her. I want to be in a healthy and loving relationship with Ivy. I want to wake up every morning in bed, with her lying peacefully next to me as the morning sun shines in through the window. I want to make her breakfast every morning, and tend to her every need. I want her to feel like she is truly loved, (because she is). I want her to be by my side for my whole life, because I know that she is the perfect woman for me, and I am perfect for her.
          
          I want to be to be with her every day, just so I can tell her how much I fucking love her. I want her to know how much I adore everything amazing personality, her incredible fashion sense, her extremely impressive caretaking abilities, and her absolutely beautiful wing to body ratio, and her beautiful, beautiful eyes.
          
          However, if I were to ever have sex with Ivy, wouldn’t simply be “banging” her. If Ivy were to ever consent to me having sexual intercourse with her, it would be tender and loving and passionate. As we make love, I’d slowly and gently caress her soft, fluffy wings as I slowly but deliberately thrusted into her tight Gargoyle pussy. I would make her pleasure my utmost priority, with my own being secondary. But if she was willing, than oh god. What I wouldn’t give to feel her adorable little antennas running up and down the length of my shaft. I just wanna pet every inch of her body, and give her scritches on her tummy so she does that thing that fairies do where their wings spaz out. That’d just be so fucking hot. I’d probably end up cumming all over her, so it gets on her wings. But goddamn. I love those wings too much, that I’d personally lick off every last drop of cum, just to I have another opportunity to get as close to her gorgeous wings as possible.
          
          But if you just want to bang her, than you are a disgusting degenerate, and I hope you burn in the deepest pits of tartarus.

          Hollow knight is amazing game, yet people ruins it, because you can’t talk about it anywhere

            You are lecturing me of how I act and mention that you agree with my point, but then somehow mod team does nothing about that community at all. Of course I'm infuriated with that kind of people. And calling them idiots is the biggest euphemism I ever use, because these people have mental issues and they should be called more than just that. They are toxic and ruins everything for everyone. Hollow Knight is amazing game, yet people ruins it, because you can't talk about it anywhere, because people will always go for stupid shit like "Team Cherry bad" or how they will boycott it, bla bla bla. Mod team does nothing to prevent that at all and you are surprised I am mad? And that whole drama with that shitposter shouldn't even take place. He should be silenced long time ago. By mods of this sub. And every other posts doing the same should be banned now as well. Mods here doesn't do anything to make the sub wholesome. All posts are about how Team Cherry is bad. This is the community you are proud of? Because I am not. I am extremely annoyed by that. This is one of the worst communities ever existing anywhere in the world. I've seen many toxic communities and Hollow Knight is one of the worst. So don't give me the "calm manner". I would be calm if people weren't extremely toxic here. 
            Hollow knight is amazing game, yet people ruins it, because you can’t talk about it anywhere, because people will always go for stupid shit like “team cherry bad” or how they will boycott it, bla bla bla 

            I can’t stop winning

              I lose my lane in the first 5 minutes. I go 0-10 through the game. I have the least souls in the game. My build is shit. My aim is shit. My game-sense is shit. I am waiting to respawn for 50% of the game. I die first in team fights. All of this, but I still keep winning. My teammates carry me through every game. I have resigned myself to be the team backpack. I’m am doing nothing more than watching my wraith or haze assemble the stones to the infinity gauntlet and snap the entire enemy team out of existence. I am nothing more than morale support. I’m the water boy. I am the dancing monkey that entertains my team as they carry me to victory. The more I win, the harder the games get and the harder I throw. At this point I have Netflix open on the other screen to watch while respawning. I want to loose but my luck is too much. Some consider luck to be a part of skill. If that is true, how can someone have absolutely zero skill have so much luck? The other day I left my computer open and my cat walk over the keyboard. To my surprise, Bebop (my 10 y.o. Hairless cat) opened deadlock, queued Paradox, and demolished the enemy team 20-0. My cat is better than I am. I am lower than an animal. I want to uninstall the game, but my aim is so bad I cannot even hit the uninstall button. I try to play a different game but I accidentally open up deadlock and queue vindicta in a matter of milliseconds. I am sincerely sorry if I am on your team, you don’t want me to be there, I don’t want to be there. If you want to avoid me, I queue from 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm central time, on the east coast servers. This is a warning for all who queue during these times. I apologize in advance. Goodbye to all, I am off to queue vindicta.