In two separate occasions we saw Walter and Hank, receiving a handjob from their respective wives: Walter in S1 EP1; Hank in S3 EP12.
There is a clear contrast between these 2 scenes.
Walter got a handjob before all hell broke loose. He hadn't received his cancer diagnosis yet, and he was living a pretty mundane and "boring life". You can see it by how uninterested he and Skyler were during that scene.
Hank, on the other hand, had just experienced the most traumatic experience of his life. Marie's handjob had emotion behind it. It wasn't meant to just pleasure Hank, but to rejuvenate him. To give him some vigor and confidence during a hard time.
But one thing that really seals the deal for me, is their names(stay with me, it will make sense). You see, Walter is a Germanic name that means "Commander Of The Troops". Pretty much foreshadowing what was about to come in later seasons. But there is more. Walter didn't orgasm during that scene, so his "troops"(aka sperm) didn't come out. Implying that Walter wasn't a commander of the troops, at that point...also his last name is white, the color of sperm.
As for Hank, this will blow your mind.
Hank kinda sounds like wank, but It also sounds like honk... a car honk. Hello?! He was almost killed in a parking lot , while inside his car. You can hear a car honk throughout his fight scene against the Salamanca cousins. Still don't believe me? Hank's last name, Schrader, is a type of pneumatic tire valve that is used in most cars around the world. "OP but the Schrader valves are also used on bikes"...I guess there wasn't any major event in the show that involved someone riding a bike, right?! Guys, it's all connected!
The way Vince Gilligan used these two scenes to backshadow and foreshadow is nothing less than godly.
Which bombaclat dawg I am?
Cuz this morning me wake up good enough
Gimme a good bludclat dawg
What kinda bombaclat dawg is my dear?
ARF, ARF.
Which bomboclat dawg I am?
Can’t this man even wake up, good enough?
Give me a good bludclot dawg,
Oh what kinda bomboclat dawg dis amma gill
[Unintelligible].
ARF, ARF.
[Unintelligible].
WHAT KIND LIKKLE BOMBOCLAAT DOG DIS.” “AWRR AWRR
which bomboclut dawg i am caah dis morning mi wake up good eno gimme a good bloodclut dawg a wah kinda little bomboclut dawg dis dem a gi mi
KAPPA OUTDATED
POGCHAMP OVERRATED
LONG HAVE WE WAITED
NOW WE JEBAITED
Jebaited KAPPA OUTDATED Jebaited POGCHAMP OVERRATED Jebaited LONG HAVE WE WAITED Jebaited NOW WE JEBAITED Jebaited
Where the ‘LONG HAVE WE WAITED’ copypasta came from
Originally it was a twitch chat pasta from when twitch added an emote of the founder of CEO gaming, mister Jebailey, called Jebaited.
This leads to a copypasta being spammed on twitch about how it was to make other emotes outdated. Different variations are often used in Esports
Valorant
ASTRA OVERATED
LIQUID EVAPORATED
LONG HAVE WE WAITED
EU DEACTIVATED
CSGO
ALLU JEBAITED
JAMPPI OUTDATED
SUNNY ASSASSINATED
SERGEJ DOMINATED
AERIAL DESECRATED
ENCE HUMILIATED
SEXI-B LUBRICATED
LONG HAVE WE WAITED
OG IS ACTIVATED
My wife started dating Tyrone right after we got married, they like to exercise in the other room, they're always really loud, Tyrone lets me play Fortnite and watch Ninja while they exercise. He also lets me sleep in the other room while he sleeps with my wife, and sometimes lets me stay up past 8pm. Last week he said I've been really good and that he'll buy me Cyberpunk. Tyrone is so cool!!!
Mi esposa empezó a salir con Diego después de que ella y yo nos casáramos, Diego es muy cool. Les gusta ejercitarse en el cuarto de al lado, a veces son algo ruidosos, Diego me deja jugar Valorant y ver streams de TenZ y Tarik mientras ellos hacen ejercicio. Él me deja dormir en el otro cuarto mientras el duerme con mi esposa y lo mejor de todo es que me deja estar despierto después de la 8 pm, Diego es demasiado cool. La semana pasada me dijo que he sido un buen muchacho y que me iba a comprar una skin de Valorant. Diego es muy cool!!
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My wife started dating Diego after she and I got married, Diego is very cool. They like to exercise in the next room, sometimes they are a bit noisy, Diego lets me play Valorant and watch TenZ and Tarik streams while they exercise. He lets me sleep in the other room while he sleeps with my wife and best of all, he lets me stay up after 8 pm, Diego is so cool. Last week he told me that I have been a good boy and that he was going to buy me a Valorant skin. Diego is very cool!!
Hey kid! Its me Peppino Spaghetti your favorite character. I need you to come and help me stop Pepperman and The Noise. They're up to no good again, and I need your help. C'mon and open the door and step outside. Gustavo and Brick are outside in my car; you can come and meet them too. Just open your door and come outside. Don't you wanna help me and the gang defeat Pizzaface and save my restaurant? Come on kid, just open your door and come outside. Maybe we'll even release a post-launch update making Snick playable again, just like in the SAGE 2019 Demo. Come on kid, your kind of getting on my nerves here. Open the door. OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR.
