I hate the fucking buddies. Why is it so hard to keep that god awful behavior inside their own sub? Us normal, sane folks don’t want to see their downgrading behavior out in the open. The way they’re acting is simply ridiculously and brings shame to the whole community and themselves. Not to mention the jokes they make are so overused to the point where it’s not even funny anymore (if it’s even supposed to funny to begin with)
And also I’m pretty sure some of them aren’t even joking, they’re genuinely dead set serious with the way they’re acting. Probably about half of them buddies are pedophiles or on their way into becoming one.
Love the buddies version
I love the fucking buddies. Why is it so easy to keep that admirable behavior inside their own sub? Us boring, stupid folks really want to see their cute and funny behavior out in the open. The way they’re acting is simply awe-inspiring and brings delight to the whole community and themselves. Not to mention the jokes they make are so unique to the point where it’s extremely funny (if it’s even supposed to funny to begin with)
And also I’m pretty sure some of them aren’t even joking, they’re genuinely dead set serious with the way they’re acting. Probably about half of them buddies are geniuses or on their way into becoming one.
I want to impregnate Guinaifen so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant, Xianzhou angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Guinaifen is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary overdesigned outfit. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich East Asian milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment. She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her during one of her infamous livestreams. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping psshole I want to fck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or c0ck rings. Whichever would please her more. My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be. I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged p3nis if it would bring a smile to Guinaifen’s shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission. I love you, Guinaifen. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign.
Seriously, I have never wanted to make a man pregnant more before Blade. I mean, look at those boobs. He probably provides enough breast milk to feed a house of babies! You're telling me he binds his chest with bandages too??? You're saying it couldve been bigger????? And hear me out, right. He's like, mostly emotionless when he's not trying to find Daniel or JingYuan to ride. He's the perfect candidate for emotionless sex if you're into that. Or bdsm. I have him on chinese dub, he fucking moans when he gets hit. And that racussy???? Bro really wants correction. I'd say he's begging for it at this point.
Sincerely, we should sex Blade more. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
(I am losing my mind. With every second that passes without blade being sexed, i lose a good amount of my sanity. This isn't even a copypasta, I just typed that all out. Please send help.)
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Doctor and female operator breeding, Gladiia is the most compatible operator for us dokutahs? Not only is she based off a swordfish, which means she has a highly seggzy slender figure, Gladiia is 181cm tall (weights ■■kg), and her thighs are extremely thicc. This means she’s more than capable of handling doctor's dick, and with her impressive stats for HP and Defense, you can be rough with her. Due to her mostly water based biology, being an Aegir, there’s no doubt in my mind that when aroused, Gladiia would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with her for hours without getting sore. Not only that, with her smooth pale skin, menacing red eyes, sharp gaze, dominating personality and breedable hips, you can be sure to go for hours without getting soft. She can also use her talent2, Survival of the Fittest, to increase the damage she deals with her swaying juicy thighs to your already light self control, so it'd be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. Using her hooker skills she could pull you deeper and deeper with every move (strength 2), or pin you under her thighs and pompoir your dick in a maelstrom of bodily fluids and bonus 800 arts dmg/tile. With her talent1, Waves of Ægir, she can regenerate 3.5% Max HP every second and receive less physical and arts damage, shared with other Abyssal Hunter operators in case of group seggz, meaning she can easily recover from fatigue with just a few seconds break. No other operator comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, as an albino, she's already white. Gladiia is literally built for doctors' dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + 30% damage reduction means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still cume for more.
Anyone else try to show nearby black people that they’re listening to Kendrick?
Yesterday I was at the airport waiting for my plane while listening to TPAB when a black man sat across from me.
I wanted to show him I am not racist and that I stand with him, but not in an obvious way. So I opened the Spotify app, turned my brightness to max, and laid it on my chair’s arm. I don’t think he noticed though.
I did this once before in my college class where a black student sat next to me. I decided to play some Kendrick through my AirPods and had my phone facing him and gave him a short nod.
I like to think I’m on the right side of history and that I will make their day.
Anyone else do this?
my life has never been the same since i saw ryo, now everyday the only thing that worries me is that i couldnt see her anymore. i feel dread all the time. every hour, every minute, every second. every moment i feel the dread knowing one day i have to let her go. i love her even before i let her go. so why must it come to an end? i know nothing lasts forever but couldnt life just spare me from despair just this once and let me be with her? does it really have to take away the only thing im living for from my embrace? its not really fair is it.... i havent done anything particularly bad to anyone, im pretty harmless. so why must i be punished? why is that one day i can no longer see ryo with my very own two eyes? i want her, i miss her, i need her, i love her....
