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This is K’Sante

    Stamina 4700 Defense 329 Even 201 Champion👤 Unstoppable🚫, Shield🛡, Wall🧱 Crossing. There is an airborne🌪, and even the cooldown is only 1️⃣seconds, mana🧙‍♂️ is 1️⃣5️⃣, and w even transforms💫 to cool reset and passive is fixed damage🗡, and then even the room🥋 the more you raise it📈 the more you raise it📈 skill acceleration⏰ this happens! Q has skill acceleration⏰, skill speed🚀 gets faster📈, then there is an attack power🗡 coefficient, and W is the benefit - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa😱😱
    체력 4700 방어력 329 마저201 인 챔피언👤이 저지불가🚫, 쉴드🛡, 벽🧱 넘기는 거 있고요. 에어본🌪 있고, 심지어 쿨타임은 1️⃣초밖에 안되고 마나🧙‍♂️는 1️⃣5️⃣ 들고 w는 심지어 변신💫하면 쿨 초기화에다가 패시브는 고정피해🗡가 들어가며 그 다음에 방마저🥋 올리면📈 올릴수록📈 스킬 가속⏰이 생기고! q에 스킬가속⏰이 생기고 스킬 속도🚀가 빨라지고📈 그 다음에 공격력🗡 계수가 있어가지고 W가 그 이익-으아아아악😱😱---
    This is K'Sante, a champion with 4,700 HP, 329 Armor, and 201 MR, has Unstoppable, a Shield, and goes over walls. Has Airborne, and the cooldown is only 1 second too. It costs 15 Mana. The W CD is even refreshed when he transforms. He has true damage on his passive. Then, when he stacks Armor and MR, he gets Ability Haste too, Ability Haste to his Q, and his spell casting speeds up. Then, he has an AD ratio, so his W…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    K'Sante👤4,700 HP💪329 Armor🤷‍♂️201 MR💦 Unstoppable🚫A Shield 🛡  Goes over walls🧱Has Airborne🌪Cooldown is only☝second too🕐 It costs 15 Mana🧙‍♂️
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    你說得對，但是這就是奎桑提，HP 4700，護甲 329，魔抗 201的英雄。有不可阻擋，有護盾，還能過牆。有控制，甚至冷卻時間只有1秒，只要15點藍。轉換姿態時甚至可以刷新W的cd，還有真實傷害。然後，護甲和魔抗提升後還能獲得技能加速，縮短Q的cd，還縮短釋放時間，然後還有攻擊力。 W就啊啊啊啊啊啊​
    قوة التحمل 4700 دفاع 329 حتى 201 بطل لا يمكن إيقافه ، درع ، وول عرضية. هناك حركة جوية ، وحتى وقت التهدئة لا يتجاوز 1️⃣seconds ، Mana🧙‍♂️ تساوي 1️⃣5️⃣ ، وحتى w يتحول إلى إعادة ضبط باردة ويكون الضرر الخامل ثابتًا ، ثم حتى الغرفة كلما رفعتها كلما زادت ترفعها تسريع المهارة⏰ يحدث هذا! Q لديها تسريع مهارة⏰ ، سرعة المهارة🚀 تزداد سرعة📈 ، ثم هناك قوة هجوم🗡 معامل ، W هي الفائدة - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa😱😱
    Стамина 4700 Дефенсе 329 Евен 201 Цхампион👤 Унстоппабле🚫, Схиелд🛡, Wалл🧱 Цроссинг. Тхере ис ан аирборне🌪, анд евен тхе цоолдоwн ис онлy 1️⃣сецондс, мана🧙‍♂️ ис 1️⃣5️⃣, анд w евен трансформс💫 то коол ресет анд пассиве ис фиксед дамаге🗡, анд ден евен тхе роом🥋 тхе море јоу раисе ит📈 тхе море yоу раисе ит📈 скилл аццелератион⏰ тхис хаппенс! Q хас скилл аццелератион⏰, скилл спеед🚀 гетс фастер📈, тхен тхере ис ан аттацк повер🗡 цоеффициент, анд В ис тхе бенефит - аааааааааааааааааааааааааааа😱😱
    คซันเต้👤เลือด 4,700 💪เกราะ 329 🤷‍♂️ต้านเวทย์ 201 💦 ถูกหยุดไม่ได้🚫มีโล่ 🛡 ข้ามกำแพง🧱ยกลอยได้🌪คูลดาวแค่☝วิด้วย🕐 แถมใช้แค่15มานา🧙‍♂️
    K'Sante👤4,700 máu💪329 giáp🤷‍♂️201 kháng phép💦 không thể ngăn cản🚫tạo giáp máu 🛡 nhảy qua tường🧱có hất tung🌪hồi chiêu có☝giây thôi🕐 và chỉ tốn 15 mana🧙‍♂️ 󠀀
    ק'סנטה 👤 4,700 נקודות חיים💪329 שריון🤷‍♂️201 התנגדות קסם💦בלתי עציר🚫מגן🛡 עובר מעל קירות🧱מעיף באוויר🌪זמן הרגעה☝של רק שנייה🕐ועולה רק 15 מאנה🧙‍♂️
    K'Sante👤4.700 HP💪329 Zırh🤷‍♂️201 MR💦 Durdurulamaz🚫bir Kalkan 🛡 Duvarları aşar 🧱 Havaya kaldırması var🌪Bekleme Süresi sadece☝saniye🕐 Maliyeti 15 Mana🧙‍♂️

    Hydron, to put it in his own words, is a FRAUD

      Hydron, to put it in his own words, is a FRAUD. I normally like to give players the benefit of the doubt as there's a lot of factors in and out of the game that can cause bad performance. However, this man had the gall to take shots at a bunch of OWL players (including a regular season MVP in Fleta) calling them 'frauds' and then puts on a performance that not even diamond players would want to talk about. It can be easy to get shut down as sojourn against good teams due to a lack of space and good application of pressure. This happens to even elite sojourn players. But, looking at Hydron's POV clips from the broadcast shows him consistently missing easy shots. He also, seemingly randomly, walked into the line of fire of enemy DPS and then stood there (I guess expecting to be healed through all the damage) and he clearly hacked the game to change his ultimate from 'potential team wipe tool' to 'tp to spawn room'.

      I used to jerk off to Angry Birds

        On May 14 2024, the official Angry Birds Twitter account reposted someone’s tweet with the “I used to jerk off to angry birds” copypasta. The internet made memes about it and they shortly released a statement apologizing for their mistake 

        I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 l loved angry birds and I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day, I was playing Angry Birds, when all of a sudden, the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it. I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big, long, thick and girthy willy and started jerking I never had felt so good. I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it. That big red bird was so hot and those little blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

        SIGNALIS – Sometimes I fantasize about Storch coming home drunk

          Based on the original “Misato coming home drunk” copypasta from the Evangelion community.

          Sometimes I fantasize about Storch coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me

          Now listen here you lil shit, you know damn well who Rem is.

            Now listen here you lil shit, you know well enough who tf Rem is, I just said it you mf. Now here's the fking thing, I've read this joke over a million times already, you still think this is fking funny? Don't you have fucking feelings? Rem fucking keeps losing her identity and all you fuckers do is laugh, you sadists, or is the pain turning you insane? Either way if I read one more fucking Rem joke, I'll track that bitch down to his lil' tiny basement he lives in in his parents' house, you don't wanna imagine what comes next. I have seen enough anime to know over 9000 techniques to kill and torture a bitch. You know what? People like you are worse than an ugly bastard tag, worse than loli lewders. You are the embodiment of among us random player average IQ, except it's still lower somehow. I dare you make that fucking joke again, I double dare you you motherfucker, if you make that joke again, I'll make sure everyone forgets you, which will be fucking easy since you don't mean anything, no one will notice your disappearance.
            Now listen here you lil shit, you know damn well who Rem is. Now here's the fking thing, I've read this joke over a million times already, you still think this is fking funny? Don't you have fucking feelings? Aqua keeps trying her best and all you fuckers do is laugh you sadists, or is the pain turning you insane? Either way if I read one more fucking “wHo’S rEm” or “bLuE - hAiRed rAm” joke, I'll track that bitch down to his lil' tiny basement he lives in his parents' house, you don't wanna imagine what comes next. I have seen enough anime to know over 9000 techniques to kill and torture a bitch. You know what? People like you are worse than an ugly bastard tag, worse than loli lewders. You are the embodiment of among us random player average IQ, except it's still lower somehow. I dare you make that fucking joke again, I double dare you you motherfucker, if you make that joke again, I'll make sure everyone forgets you, which will be fucking easy since you don't mean anything, no one will notice your disappearance. Unlike Rem who actually has someone who remembers her an actually cares about her
            Now listen here you lil shit, you know damn well that Rem isn’t the blue-haired version of Ram. Now here's the fking thing, I've read this joke over a million times already, you still think this is fking funny? Don't you have fucking feelings? Rem is having a serious problem with her identity and all you fuckers do is laugh you sadists, or is the pain turning you insane? Either way if I read one more fucking “WHo’S rEm” or “bLuE-HaiRed rAm” joke, I'll track that bitch down to his lil' tiny basement he lives in his parents' house, you don't wanna imagine what comes next. I have seen enough anime to know over 9000 techniques to kill and torture a bitch. You know what? People like you are worse than an ugly bastard tag, worse than loli lewders. You are the embodiment of among us random player average IQ, except it's still lower somehow. I dare you make that fucking joke again, I double dare you you motherfucker, if you make that joke again, I'll make sure everyone forgets you, which will be fucking easy since you don't mean anything, no one will notice your disappearance, unlike Rem who actually has someone who remembers her and actually cares about her

            Lobotomy Dash

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