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Conquest speech

    Stand ready for my arrival worm

    From Invincible S3E07 when Conquest introduced himself to Mark.

    Stand ready for my arrival, worm. You were given orders. You were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet, I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty.

    I am so lonely

    Conquest speech on loneliness

    Its from Invincible S3E08 where the villain Conquest confessed about his loneliness before trying to killing Mark.

    I am so lonely. All the other Viltrumites are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend. They think I am unstable. They send me from planet to planet, committing atrocities in their name. And as i get better at it they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Conquest. I don't even get a real name. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave. 
    I am so lonely. All the other Viltrumites are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend, they think I am unstable. They send me from planet to planet committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more… I am a victim of my own success. Conquest… I don’t even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry but I don’t, I never do, because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would care. … Take it to your grave.

    The truth is… I want you to resist

    The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to spread the greatness of the Viltrum Empire. I'm here because I enjoy this. See, to me, there is no greater pleasure than feeling the warmth of my fist... drenched in blood.

    Wedding Cake Cookie. My dear. Listen.

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      Wedding Cake Cookie. My dear. Listen.

Shut the f--k up.

I don't give a ripe s--t about how fast the customer wants their f--king cake. I'm the godd--n cake decorator here. if they don't like the speed at which I make their cake, then they can go home and make it them-f--king-selves if they're in such a f--king hurry.

Same goes for these obnoxious little s--ts who keep asking me for cakes, and not telling me what they want, and then docking points from me when I don't read their doughy little minds.

f--k them. f--k all of them to d---h. I hate you and I want to put you in a blender with a cup of hot tea.

      Elon will save us from the woke mind virus

        Elon against woke virus copypasta

        Apparently if you get banned on Twitter and use this copypasta as an appeal you would get unbanned. 

        I am a conservative activist and I was falsely mass reported by woke cancel leftists for [XYZ]. Elon and us loyal fans will destroy woke. X is where woke goes to die. The woke culture is a danger to our kids, but Elon will save us from the woke mind virus. We stand with Elon, especially against the woke hivemind.
        Elon and us loyal fans will destroy woke. X is where woke goes to die.
The woke culture is a danger to our kids, but Elon will save us from the woke mind virus. We stand with Elon, especially against the woke hivemind.

        I came out to my mom and she asked me why i want to suck dick

          I came out to my mom and she asked me why i want to suck dick 😭
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          I came out to my mom and she asked me why i want to suck dick 😭

I told my mom I am gay and she said, " So you like sucking dicks now?" Honestly i was a bit taken aback. I kinda expected it for her not to take it well but her being so explicit just threw me off a little. I explained to her it didnt matter, I am gay and I just like men and then she cut me off and said "No son of mine is going to put a mans cock in his mouth" and i just burst out crying and she just left the room. ):