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Why is the game called “Counter-Strike”? I’ve been deceived

    I heard some hype about “Counter-Strike 2”. I downloaded the current “Counter-Strike”, so I can be prepared for the new release. What appealed to me most was the name.
    
    I went head first and started my first game. I didn’t know much about it, except that I knew my mission: to Counter the Strike. I learned quickly that I was on a team of Counter-Terrorists who’s job was to prevent the Strike of the Terrorists. I told my team “I’ll be the guy that defuses the bomb”. I bought a Defuse Kit every single round, and waited for my chance to counter the strike.
    
    On Round 15, I waited on the “A Site”, and after the Terrorists planted the bomb, my fellow Counter-Terrorists eliminated them and I had my opportunity: I entered the code to defuse the bomb and we won the round! That was the biggest adrenaline rush I’ve ever had in gaming. The announcer said “Bomb defused. Counter-terrorists win”! I did it! My team erupted and chanted, “YOU COUNTERED THE STRIKE”. That solidified my call to the duty, I was ready to counter any strike that came my way.
    
    But what happened next left me appalled. All of the sudden I was one of the Terrorists!?!? Apparently I was expected to Strike now!? I was so confused. This is not what I signed up for. I was in a full-blown panic attack, I could barely make out the words to my team, but I was so certain of my purpose. I yelled, “THERES NO WAY IM STRIKING”. To my surprise, it went unanswered.
    
    I decided to be the bigger man. I was not going to compromise. I thought maybe this was a test (it was not). I took my Glock and aimed it at my “fellow” Terrorists and shot them. I WAS SUSPENDED FROM THE GAME. Excuse me?????? I was COUNTERING the FUCKING STRIKE.
    
    I don’t know what’s going on. I had to make sure I didn’t download “Strike” by mistake. Someone please help me understand

    Is it normal to suck on your girlfriends nipples to fall asleep?

      Is it normal to suck on your girlfriends nipples to fall asleep?
      
      Wasn't sure where to post this, so I hope here is fine.
      
      My girlfriend asked me out of nowhere why I never suck on her nipples to fall asleep. I was confused and told her that I'm not an infant any more and I don't really need that to fall asleep. She told me that this is something her ex-boyfriend used to always do which I personally find very weird. I told her that this doesn't sound like normal behaviour to me but she felt like I was just being defensive and refuse to be vulnerable and 'less masculine'.
      
      Which is why I just wanted to know if this behaviour is in fact 'normal' or at least common.

      My child read the word “bussy”

        Bussy copypasta
        My child read the word “bussy” on a internet comment, so he shoved his butt in the air and said “look at my bussy.” I asked where he heard that word and he said the first time was a YouTube video with Spider-Man pushing his bum around, saying it was his bussy. I hope you internet people are proud because my child is NINE. Why is this world so cold? 🥲

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