CONTRAILS? More like CON-FAILS! Anyone with half a BRIAN knows it's the DEMONCRAPS putting the 100th COVID BOOSTER in the air so the 5G TOWERS can MAKE US TRANS. Since when did compressing COLD MOIST AIR with a JET TURBINE make the air become VISIBLE? Since JOE BRANDON took office THAT'S when 
This copypasta started from Twitch where viewers would spammed it as a joke. After Twitch introduced anti-spam measures it effectively eradicated most copypastas on the site including this one. Its now used on other platforms such Twitter, Discord or Reddit as a troll or joke.
If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.If you’re reading this, it means you’ve been in a coma for nearly 20 years. We’ve been searching for ways to reach you, and now we’re trying a new and experimental technique in the hope that it might finally break through. We’re not sure exactly where or how this message will appear in your dreams, but we’re praying it finds its way to you. Everyone who loves and cares about you has been waiting for your return, holding on to the hope that you’ll wake up one day. Please, if you can hear or sense this in any way, wake up. We miss you so much, and the world isn’t the same without you. 
It came from a Zy0x stream where he goes into detail on how to ruin a chatter’s life for making a joke he didn’t even remember.
MODS, 🧍♀️FIND HIS LOCATION 🫵 THEN- DON'T DOX THEM 😦 DON'T DO THAT ❌ THEN GO THERE 🏃♀️ TAKE THEIR PILLOW RIGHT 🛌 REMOVE THE PILLOW CASE😮 PUT ON A NEW ONE THAT'S A BIT LESS COMFY 😨 AND THEN MAKE SURE IT'S WARM 😳 PUT A HEATER UNDER THE PILLOW 🔥INTEGRATED INTO THE PILLOW CASE 🤫 SO THAT THE PILLOW IS ALWAYS WARM ON BOTH SIDES 🥵THEN TAKE THEIR PHONE CHARGER 🪢 TANGLE IT A LITTLE TO WHERE IT ONLY CHARGES AT A SPECIFIC ANGLE 😱THEN PLUG THAT BACK INTO THE WALL IN A LOOSE WAY 🔌WHERE IT'S GONNA FALL OUT WHEN THEY PLUG THEIR PHONE IN 🙍♀️AND THEN THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE INCONVENIENCED 😟 BECAUSE THEIR PHONE WON'T ACTUALLY WORK ANYMORE 😤IT WON'T CHARGE 😩 THEY THINK IT'LL CHARGE BUT IT WON'T CHARGE PROPERLY 🤡 SO THEIR ALARM WON'T GO OFF NEXT MORNING ⏰THEY'RE GONNA MISS THEIR FLIGHT ✈️ MISS THEIR RIDE TO WORK 🏇THEIR BOSS IS GONNA BE LIKE 🙎♂️"LISTEN HERE, THIS IS THE SIXTH TIME YOU'VE BEEN LATE" 🙅♂️ FIRED, LOSE THEIR JOB, 😿ALL BECAUSE- ☝️I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THEIR MESSAGE WAS 🤓 BUT THEY CHOSE TO MAKE A JOKE.🤬 Mods, find his location, then don't dox them, don't do that. Then go there, take their pillow right, remove the pillow case, put on a new one that's a bit less comfy and then make sure it's warm. Put a heater under the pillow integrated into the pillow case, so that the pillow is always warm on both sides. Then take their phone charger, tangle it a little to where it only charges at a specific angle. Then plug that back into the wall in a loose way where it's gonna fall out when they plug their phone in and then they're gonna have to be inconvenienced because their phone won't actually work anymore, it won't charge. They think it'll charge but it won't charge properly, so their alarm won't go off next morning, they're gonna mis their flight, miss their ride to work, their boss is gonna be like "listen here, this is the SIXTH TIME you've been late", fired, lose their job, all because they chose to make a joke. An Ode to Lament:
— Zy0x (@Zy0x_) March 4, 2023
resent
rubber cement
camping tent
periodic event
economic rent
vice president
to a great extent
stochastic radiant descent
breach of trust with fraudulent intent
live laugh lament
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An Ode to Lament:
resent
rubber cement
camping tent
periodic event
economic rent
vice president
to a great extent
stochastic radiant descent
breach of trust with fraudulent intent
live laugh lament
🔥🗣okay, resent, 🏙🥊 🧱rubber cement, ⛺camping tent,📉📊 economic rent, 🥳👯♂️ periodic event, 🤵🗣im gonna be vice-president, 💪🏃♂️💨to great extent, 🦘👆👇i will LAMENT , 💀🛹when im on your pavement 
Its from the Instagram story of Cynthia Erivo (the actor playing the green witch) reacting to fan edits of the Wicked movie poster hiding her eyes.
This is the wildest, most offensive thing I have seen, equal to that awful Ai of us fighting, equal to people posing the question “is your ***** dangling” None of this is funny None of it is cute It degrades me It degrades us The original poster is an ILLUSTRATION. I am a real life human being, who chose to to look right down the barrel of the camera to you, the viewer ...because, without words we communicate with our eyes. Our poster is an homage not an imitation, to edit my face and hide my eyes is to erase me. And that is just deeply hurtful. 
This copypasta came from classic WoW specifically the Darrowshire server which was notorious for having a lot of server issues. The meme was then adopted for other games (usually ARPG) as a joke.
Well it was nice playing with you all. Path of Exile 2 has lost another active player due to server restarts. Don’t take me the wrong way, you guys have something great going on here. It is just unfortunate that you can’t stop restarting realms. At the end of the day I am at least glad this happened before I donated the $1000 I put aside to support this project. Oh well shit happens and life is not fair, cheers to all of you guys on Last Epoch and thanks for the cheeseWell it was nice playing with you all. Last Epoch has lost another active player due to server incompetence. Don’t take me the wrong way, you guys have something great going on here. It is just unfortunate that you can’t fix the constant crashes on Online Play. At the end of the day I am at least glad this happened before I donated the $1000 I put aside to support this project. Oh well shit happens and life is not fair, cheers to all of you guys on Last Epoch and thanks for the cheeseWell it was nice playing with you all. Darrowshire has lost another active player due to server incompetence. Don't take me the wrong way, you guys have something great going on here. It is just unfortunate that you can't fix the constant crashes on Darrowshire. At the end of the day I am at least glad this happened before I donated the $100 I put aside to support this project. Oh well shit happens and life is not fair, cheers to all of you guys on Darrowshire and thanks for the cheese, catch ya later