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any female born after 1993

    any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
    Any girl born after 2006 can't cook. All they know is, accai bowl, charge they Chakra, work, be sigmasexual, eat detox tea and lie 

    Northernlion Sisyphus speech

      Its a motivational speech by Notherlion while playing as Sisyphus and pushing a boulder. The speech changes from positive to negative depending on whether the boulder is going up or down. The clip has became a meme and was made into a copypasta by his fans.

      Lock in. Lock in. Get it twisted, if you can lock in you can do anything. Get it twisted, your actions impact nothing, your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to, the world is a playground designed for YOU and only YOU to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. GET IT TWISTED. YOU ARE A PAWN IN A UNIVERSE CHESS MATCH. YOU MEAN NOTHING TO GOD (IF THEY EVEN EXIST) YOU'RE A ROUNDING ERROR YOU ARE TWO PENNIES ON A FORTUNE 500 COMPANY'S BALANCE SHEET, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU IN THE SLIGHTEST. GET IT TWISTED. EVERYBODY GETS WHAT THEY DESERVE IN THIS LIFE, IF YOU PUT IN EFFORT, YOU CAN ACHIEVE ANYTHING. SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ARE BETTER PEOPLE. GET IT TWISTED. THE CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING YOUR BIRTH DETERMINE WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GO, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AT ALL. YOUR OWN LEVEL OF EDUCATION, YOUR ATTITUDE, YOUR LEVEL OF EFFORT, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR NETWORK, YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR CREDENTIALS... MOTHERFUCKER! 
      Get it twisted. If you lock in you can do anything... Motherfucker... Get it twisted. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you. Get it twisted. You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to god, if they even exist. You’re a rounding error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500 company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you in the slightest. Get it twisted. Everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people. Get it twisted. The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. Nothing else matters at all. Your own level of education. Your attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your network. Your business. Your credentials... (motherfucker) 
      Get it twisted— if you lock in, you can do anything. Motherfucker...get it twisted, your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you, to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait ninety minutes to wake up before you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth... when you fall asleep, nothing can st— okay, GET IT TWISTED, you are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to God, if they even exist, you're a— a rounding error, you're two pennies on a Fortune 500 company's balance sheet. They don't care about you in the slightest— get it twisted, everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people— GET IT TWISTED, THE CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING... YOUR BIRTH... DETERMINE WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GO. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS, AT ALL. YOUR OWN LEVEL OF EDUCATION, YOUR ATTITUDE, Y- YOUR LEVEL OF EFFORT, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR NETWORK, YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR CREDENTIALS... MOTHERFUCKER!!

      Disco Elysium version

      VOLITION: Lock in, lock in. Get it Harrier? If you lock in you can do anything.
      
      HALF-LIGHT: Motherfucker...
      
      RHETORIC: Get it, Harrier? Your actions impact nothing.
      
      REACTION SPEED: Your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it.
      
      SAVOIR FAIRE: You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is your playground for you, and only you, to achieve your highest-level ambitions.
      
      COMPOSURE: If you wait ninety minutes to wake up before you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth before you fall asleep nothing can stop you.
      
      RHETORIC: GET IT, HARRIER?! You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to God - if they even exist. You're a rounding error, you're two pennies on a Fortune 500 company's balance sheet, they don't care about you in the slightest.
      
      PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT: Get it, Harrier? Everyone gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything.
      
      SAVOIR FAIRE: Successful people are better people. GET IT, HARRIER?! The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AT ALL. Your own level of education, your attitude, your friends, your network, your business, your credentials...
      
      HALF-LIGHT: MOTHERFUCKER!

      Sisyphus

      Get it twisted
      If you lock in you can do anything
      
      Get it twisted
      Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is
      predetermined. The only thing you can change is
      your reaction to it
      
      Get it twisted
      You can do anything you set your mind to. The
      world is a playground designed for you and only you
      to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait
      90 minutes to wake up to drink your first cup of
      coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your
      mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you
      
      Get it twisted
      You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean
      nothing to God, if they even exist. You’re a rounding
      error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500
      company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you
      in the slightest
      
      Get it twisted
      Everyone gets what they deserve in life. If you put
      effort in you can achieve anything. Successful people
      are better people
      
      Get it twisted
      The circumstances surrounding your birth
      determine where you are going to go. Nothing else
      matters at all. Your own level of education. Your
      attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your
      business. Your credentials
      
      Motherfucker
      
      - Ryan Letourneau

      Nagoriyuki Onigiri

        Nagoriyuki on Onigiri

        It’s Nagoriyuki’s taunt voicelines from Guilty Gear: Strive

        Your fundamentals are flawed. Strong emotions or motivations may only lend you immense strength for a time. But those with unfaltering foundations are able to respond to such momentary, explosive power with ease. Furthermore, what keeps such foundations solidly intact is food. This? This is an onigiri, a nutritious food that has been eaten in the far East since ancient times. I can tell you more about onigiri when we have a free moment.
        
        A single serving of onigiri provides energy, carbohydrates, protein, fat, calcium, vitamin b1, vitamin b2, iron, zinc, and fiber. One can add fillings to include additional sources of nutrients to their liking. In addition to energy sources that fuel the brain and body. It also includes nutrients to help maintain them and build muscle.
        
        The great thing about onigiri is that they are highly portable and have a long shelf life, one does not need to be concerned about when and where to eat them, and they require no dishware to serve. Consuming one raises one's muscle glycogen levels, essential for a warrior heading to battle. They are also equipped to satisfy an empty stomach, this is because as the rice cools down, the starch grows resistant, making it harder to absorb into the body. In other words, it's an easy snack to avoid overeating, it's tasty too.

        I’m not going to read any comment that is this long.

          Look, I have to be 100% honest with you. I'm not going to read any comment that is this long. There simply isn't enough spare time in the day. I could read a paragraph, maybe, sure, but I can't devote this much time to reading a comment when I should be working on the game, instead. 

          Bombardillo Coccodrillo

            Its a Tiktok Italian brainrot meme of an AI narrator telling a story of a crocodile military plane that bombs children in Gaza and hates Allah.

            Bombardillo Coccodrillo, un fottuto alligatore volante, che vola e bombarda i bambini a Gaza, in Palestina. Non crede in Allah e ama le bombe. Si nutre dello spirito di tua madre. E se hai tradotto tutto questo, allora sei uno stronzo. Non rompere la battuta, prostituta.
            Bombardillo Crocodile, a fucking flying alligator, who flies and bombs children in Gaza, Palestine. He doesn't believe in Allah and he loves bombs. He feeds on your mother's spirit. And if you translated all that, then you're an asshole. Don't break the joke, whore.

            Powerplex speech

              Its from the opening scene of S03E06 of Invincible where Powerplex was introduced with a monologue of him seeking revenge towards [Title card].

              You're not listening! This isn't about me! This is about the thousands of people Invincible murdered, and the countless other lives Invincible destroyed! Why is Invincible above the law?! Why does Invincible never pay for his crimes? Where is Invincible when people are trying to put their world back together?! What do I want? I want the truth! I want justice! I want INVINCIBLE!
              You're not listening! This isn't about me! This is about the thousands of people [Title card] murdered, and the countless other lives [Title card] destroyed! Why is [Title card] above the law?! Why does [Title card] never pay for his crimes? Where is [Title card] when people are trying to put their world back together?! What do I want? I want the truth! I want justice! I want [Title card]!
              You’re not listening! This isn’t about me. This is about the thousands of people [Invincible] murdered and the countless other lives [Invincible] destroyed. Why is [Invincible] above the law? Why does [Invincible] never pay for his crimes? Where is [Invincible] when people are trying to put their world back together?
              
              Okay, buddy, we hear you. So, what do you want?
              
              What do I want? I want- I want the truth! I want justice! I want [Invincible]!