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Melusines are the most compatible species for humans

    Melusine copypasta from Genshin
    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male and female Genshin creature breeding, that Melusines are the most compatible species for humans. Not only are they humanoid, they are also mammals as well. Melusines are on an average of 3 feet 5 inches and 52 pounds, this means they are large enough to take human dicks, and with their Abyssal origins and access to healing food, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly hydro based biology, there is no doubt in my mind that an aroused Melusine would be incredibly wet, so wet that you can have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also have enhanced eyesight, and increased perception, along with the ability to breathe underwater, they'd be able to suck you off even in the ocean. No other creature in Genshin comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Melusine white.

    I am NOT attracted to femboys

      I am a heterosexual ultra-masculine male. I would NEVER feel sexual attraction to another man. Not even a slender, supple young lad with a fat ass and hyper feminine features, wearing the most endearing cat outfit you could possibly imagine. That isn’t attractive to me at all. I am NOT getting bricked up just thinking about this. If anyone finds pictures that match this description, please send all of them to me so I know what to avoid.

      If you jerk off twice per day for a year, how much distance does your foreskin travel per year? An experiment.

        So to start out, some units of measurement. One movement is the skin moving up OR down once. Two movements is one jerk. I measured the distance my foreskin travels per movement by holding it at the top, moving it down, and measuring the difference between my thumb in the first and second position. This was around 6 cm (on an average dick). This means that one full jerk is 6 x 2, or 12 cm.
        
        I then looked up the average masturbation time for a human male. The result I found was around 15 minutes. Now, in order to know how much your foreskin moves in one session, I had to measure it of course. I decided to jerk off at a consistent, average speed for 1 minute and multiplied that number by 15. I counted 182 full jerks in that minute. Now let's do some more calculations.
        
        182 jerks of 12 cm each, equals 182 x 12 cm = 2184 cm per minute, or 21.84 m. In order to keep the numbers comprehensible, I'm gonna stick to using meters for the rest of this experiment. So with the average or 15 minutes per session, we do 15 x 21.84 m = 327.60 m per session. Thats' a lot, almost a third of a kilometer even. But how much would that be in a year where you jerk off once per day?
        
        Simple. We do 327.60 m x 365 days= 119574 m, or 119.574 km. Now what if we do it twice per day? Multiply that number by 2 and you get 239148 m or 239.148 km. That is much more than I thought.
        
        What will you do with this information? No idea. Was this a total waste of time when I should be studying? Probably. Was it interesting? Definitely.

        Yanqing in the year 2040

          Yanqing copypasta
          The year is 2040, Star Rail has separated characters into 2 categories, the ones that have beat Yanqing (SSS tier) and the ones that haven't done it yet (F tier). Gacha tubers stopped making guides on new characters and speculate on whether Yanqing will show up and get beat by them instead. Star Rail leaks are made up only of leaked Yanqing assets. Mihoyo writers are in shambles trying to insert Yanqing into more content. Da Wei opens his heart shaped locket containing a picture of Yanqing and solemnly utters "I have one final job for you.". He then initiates Operation YanKing the Playerbase.
          
          It's the final arc versus Nanook and the whole of the antimatter legion with the friends you've made along the way. Yanqing arrives just in time to fulfill his destiny. Everyone dogpiles on him, even the parallel version 5* Yanqing from Honkai Impact making him the only character to kick his own ass. Star Rail players rejoice as now every character is top tier. Everyone is happy, except for Jing Yuan mains. In the end, only Jing Yuan decides to not beat his own pupil as he was CC'd by his love for him, causing him to be relegated to Mid Yuan tier forever.

          Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?

            Infamous Ahsoka Tano copypasta
            “And she was a good friend” 😔👆
            Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
            
            Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
            
            We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

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            Chair

              Chair response copypasta

              What is chair

              A chair is a type of seat, typically designed for one person and consisting of one or more legs, a flat or slightly angled seat and a back-rest. They may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.
              
              Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat; a recliner is upholstered and features a mechanism that lowers the chair's back and raises into place a footrest; a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat. 

              Chair wikipedia

              One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades). The legs are typically high enough for the seated person's thighs and knees to form a 90° or lesser angle. Used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, chairs may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and either the seat alone or the entire chair may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.
              
              Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat; a recliner is upholstered and under its seat is a mechanism that allows one to lower the chair's back and raise into place a fold-out footrest; a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.
              
              Etymology
              
              Chair comes from the early 13th-century English word chaere, from Old French chaiere ("chair, seat, throne"), from Latin cathedra ("seat").
              
              History
              
              Early 20th-century armchair made in eastern Australia, with strong heraldic embellishment The chair has been used since antiquity, although for many centuries it was a symbolic article of state and dignity rather than an article for ordinary use. "The chair" is still used as the emblem of authority in the House of Commons in the United Kingdom and Canada, and in many other settings. In keeping with this historical connotation of the "chair" as the symbol of authority, committees, boards of directors, and academic departments all have a 'chairman' or 'chair'. Endowed professorships are referred to as chairs. It was not until the 16th century that chairs became common. Until then, people sat on chests, benches, and stools, which were the ordinary seats of everyday life. The number of chairs which have survived from an earlier date is exceedingly limited; most examples are of ecclesiastical, seigneurial or feudal origin.
              
              Chairs were in existence since at least the Early Dynastic Period of Egypt (c. 3100 BC). They were covered with cloth or leather, were made of carved wood, and were much lower than today's chairs – chair seats were sometimes only 10 inches (25 cm) high. In ancient Egypt chairs appear to have been of great richness and splendor. Fashioned of ebony and ivory, or of carved and gilded wood, they were covered with costly materials, magnificent patterns and supported upon representations of the legs of beasts or the figures of captives. Generally speaking, the higher ranked an individual was, the taller and more sumptuous was the chair he sat on and the greater the honor. On state occasions the pharaoh sat on a throne, often with a little footstool in front of it.
              
              The average Egyptian family seldom had chairs, and if they did, it was usually only the master of the household who sat on a chair. Among the better off, the chairs might be painted to look like the ornate inlaid and carved chairs of the rich, but the craftsmanship was usually poor.