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Don’t ever smoke

    so cancerous he got permabanned everywhere
    My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
    My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your stream gave me cancer anyway.

    Bottomless pit supervisor

      The ‘Bottomless pit supervisor’ came from an AI written 4chan story where a guy working as a bottomless pit supervisor one day discovers that the pit isn’t bottomless. 

      >be me

>bottomless pit supervisor

>in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless

>occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless

>one day I go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless

>the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit

>distress.jpg

>ask my boss what to do

>he says "just make it bottomless again"

> I say "how"

>he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor"

>rage.jpg

>quit my job

>become a regular pit supervisor

>first day on the job, go to the new hole

>its bottomless

      Boka-chan ga oshieta kureta ironna mita me ni nareru

        CINNAMOROLL "Moka-chan ga oshiete kureta"

        The source of the ‘Moka-chan ga oshiete kureta’ meme came from a clip on Tiktok posted by CINNAMOROLL that became an instant meme. In the video CINNAMOROLL can be seen reacting to the different filters on his phone. 

        Moka-chan ga oshiete kureta ironna mita me ni nareru apurina ndatte dore dore kawaii ushoo neko-chan! Nya nya! Ushoo ...o hiigeda! Ho ho ho...
        Boka-chan ga oshieta kureta ironna mita me ni nareru apurina ndatta dore dore kawaii ushoo neko-chan! Nya nya! Ushoo..... O hiigeda! Ho ho ho
        boka🥰chan🥺ga🤔oshiete😨kureta🤗ironna😘mita😋meni😉narera🤬apuri🤭nandatte😖dore dore.
        Boka chan🥺💖 ga oshiete kureta😭🌷 irona mitame😋💞 ni nareru appli nandatte🥹💘💝💕💌💟💞
        moka chan ga oshiete kureta ironna mita me ni nareru  apurina ndatte dore dore
        boka🥵 chan😒 ga🤗 oshiete😍 kureta💋 ironnamita🥰 meni🤬 narera💯 apuri🫣 nandatte🤭  dore dore💋💥😍

        Madara Uchiha Wake up to Reality

          Wake up to reality speech by Madara Uchiha
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          Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain. suffering and futility. Listen, everywhere you look in this world, wherever there is light, there will always be shadows to be found as well. As long as there is a concept of victors, the vanquished will also exist. The selfish intent of wanting to preserve peace, initiates war. and hatred is born in order to protect love. There are nexuses causal relationships that cannot be separated.
          Wake up to Reality!

Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world.

The longer you live, the more you will realize, that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain, suffering and futility.

Listen...

Everywhere you look in this world, wherever there is light, there will always be shadows to be found as well. As long as there is a concept of victors, the vanquished will also exist.

The selfish intent of wanting to preserve peace initiates wars.

And Hatred is born in order to protect Love.

There are nexuses; causal relationships that cannot be separated.

I want to sever the fate of this world.

A world of only Victors.

A world of only Peace.

A world of only Love.

I will create such a World.

I am... the Ghost of the Uchiha.

For truly this reality... is a Hell.
          Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain. suffering and futility. Listen, everywhere you look in this world, wherever there is light, there will always be shadows to be found as well. As long as there is a concept of victors, the vanquished will also exist. The selfish intent of wanting to preserve peace, initiates war. and hatred is born in order to protect love. There are nexuses causal relationships that cannot be separated. I want to sever the fate of this world. A world of only victors, a world of only peace, a world of only love. I will create such a world…. I am the ghost of the Uchiha… For truly this reality… is a hell…

          Matsuri Fubuki copypasta

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            Matsuri obsession on Fubuki is based on the original Louise copypasta. The copypasta has spawned many variation most notably the ‘Wangy wangy‘ version.

            Fubuki! Fubuki FUBUKI FUBUKIIIIiiiiIIIIIIiiiiaaAAAaaAAa!!! UhUUUHHHHhhHHH! Unh! Uhhhhhh! FUBUKI FUBUKI FUBUKIIIIiiiiiaaaAAAuuUUUuh!!! Ah-Kunkakunka! Kunkakunka! Suu-HA! Suu-HA! Suu-HA! SUU-HAaa! Fubuki smells so good! Nyunhahahuh! Ahun! I want to smell the white tail of Fubuki! Kun-kun! Ahh! No! I want to rub her fur! Mofmof-mofmof-mofmof-mofmof! Fubuki doing self-intro was so cute! Ahh ahh ahhHHUUUHH! It's great you got so many gifts on your birthday, Fubukiii! Ahh-you're so cute, Fubuki! Kawaii-AAAHHHHH! Congrats on getting selling your own merch! aaaaiiiYYYYYAAAAAaaaaaaa! Nyahhhhhhhh-GUEEEEHH-AAAAAA! What? VTubers are not real? Hmmm, so Matsuri and Shion aren't either... f u b u k i i s n o t r e a l...? GyaaaaAAAAaaaAAAAAaaa! WhyyYYYYyyyYYYyy! HOLOLIVE-EEEHHHH! You bastard! Goodbye! Goodbye to this goddamn world! Huh? She's looking? Fubuki on the poster is looking at Matsuri! FUBUKI ON THE POSTER IS LOOKING AT MATSURI!! Fubuki is looking at Matsuri! FUBUKI ON YOUTUBE IS LOOKING AT MATSURI!!! Fubuki on Twitter is talking with Matsuri! Thank God! The world hasn't left me! YaHOOOooo! Fubuki is still with me! I did it! I can do it! Twitter's Fubuking-YYAAAAAAAAaaaa!!!! Uuhhuhh! Haato-sama! Aki Aki! Melu melu! Roboco-senpaiiiiaaaaii!! Send Matsuri's love to Fubuki! To Fubuki from Hololive!

            Haato version

            Nogue-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Pupupupupu-poEI-pupupupu-poEI-pupupupupupu-poEII-pupu-poEIIII!!!!! Haato-sama! Haato-sama! PoEII! PoEII! Haato-sama! Haato-sama! I love you! You're so cute! PoeeeoiiiiiEEEEEEEeyyyyiiiiiiEEEEEEE! Please! Scold me more! Congrats on the recent QWQP stream! KeyyyYYYEE! Please behead me! Pupupupupu! Futa pork! Pupupupupupupoo! Poo-YEEHH! Poo-YEHH! Please try your best on your bakage stream! Poo-YEA poo-YEAH poo-YEHH! Fubuki! Pupupupupupu! I think I'll vomit if I eat Haato-sama's food but I'll eat it anyway! I'm sorry! Poo-HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Please behead me! I love your ASMR stream! Pooh-HHEEEEEEE!! Kawaii! Feels so good! Pu-HEEEE! Pupu!