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My name is Ken Amada.

    My name is Ken Amada. I'm 13 years old. My house is in the northwest section of Tasumi Port Island, where all the tall buildings are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Shadow Operatives, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

    Based on the ‘My name is Yoshikage Kira‘ pasta


    I still can’t quite figure out what copypasta is

      I'm not answering the question, but I need help. I've looked this up on several occasions and I still can't quite figure out what copypasta is. As near as I can tell, story-length memes? Is it just some elite-level inside joke that TL;DR people will never get? I just don't get it. I mean, do people laugh about these?

      I (15c) remember one day I went to school naked

        I (15c) remember one day I went to school naked. Even if I remembered to remove my pajamas before, I forgot to put my clothes on after. Since I had my headphones I didn't see anyone having weird looks at me or trying to talk to me. That's when I arrived a little late in the classroom (I was finishing my song) that I removed my headset and saw that I, indeed, went to school naked. That day we had another temporary teacher since the right one had a car accident and went to jail. He wasn't used to our school yet and asked me : "why are you naked ?? Go immediately and put some clothes on !!!". The bad part was I just went from my house to the school (15 min) and I was very tired from all the walking so I responded "But teacher, I can't I'm tired". But he persisted on being annoying so I hit myself and blackmailed him to tell the cops that he committed a horrible crime against me. Good thing he was smart and let me through the day. Tomorrow, he unexpectedly was fired (such a bad teacher) and I got the whole day to play.

        Original Gangsta

          Original Gangsta or My Mistake OG is a meme video of how gangsters speak in the UK
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          Greetings bruv, allow me to communicate with you momentarily. Why y'all fellows conversing that you going around conversing that you have sexual relations with my father and the likes.

Are you by any chances the son of Rodington Jr casually known as Lil Rodney?

Indubitably, I am Lil Rodney's son.

Therefore, are you referring to Rodington? Whos buttocks are fascinatingly enormous?

Oi why are you disrespecting me bruv?

My mistake original gangster.

No, this cannot be forgiven. Now empty the compartments of your pantaloons.

For what purpose?

And discard of your footwear as well.

For what purpose?

In fact, I am equipped to summon the one casually known as Lil Travis on your buffoon self. His slugs are sure to deal a heavy load of damage.

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          Original Gangster: Greetings bruv, allow me to communicate with you momentarily. Why are fellows conversing that you're going around conversing that you've had sexual relations with my father in the legs.

Buffoon self: Are you by any chance the son of Roddington junior, casually know as Little Rodney.

Original Gangster: Indubitably im Little Rodneys son.

Buffoon Self: Therefore are you referring to Roddington whos bollocks are fascinatingly enormous.

Original Gangster: Oi, why you disrespecting me bruv!

Buffoon Self: My mistake Original Gangster.

Original Gangster: No this cannot be forgiven, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons.

Buffoon Self: For what purpose?! 

Original Gangster: And discard of your feather as well.

Buffoon Self: For What Purpose?!?!

Original Gangster: In fact I am equipped to summon the one casually known as Little Travis on your Buffoon Self. His slugs are sure to deal a heavy load of damage.
          ｆｏｒ ｗｈａｔ ｐｕｒｐｏｓｅ
          𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕡𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖
          Empty the compartments of your pantaloons
          His slugs are sure to a deal a load heavy damage

          My boyfriend keeps making gaming references during sex

            My boyfriend keeps making gaming references during sex

NSFW* I (F22) am confused with how my boyfriend(M22) reacts when we have sex, when I get home from work he is usually on his computer and talking with his friends. I don’t mind that he usually plays video games with his friends because we both work and we both spend time together but the problems come in when we have sex. When I offered him sex he yelled “I agree!” Which I usually hear him say when he is saying yes to his friends over a call. Fast forward a bit and he yells at me to “attack the D point” and when he asks for head he points and says “Attention to the map” again, he says this while playing in his computer. When we finish he ends off by saying “Well done” or “Excellent” in an almost sarcastic like voice. It makes me uncomfortable but I don’t feel like getting mad over simple phrases and I don’t know how I should address this with him. Thoughts?

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