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Invincible: Eve’s dad on his daughter virginity

    Its from the Invincible comics where Mark just had dinner with Eve’s parents and went outside for a talk with her dad.

    I wanted to thank you Mark. I know that my little angel is no angel. I caught her one time with that long-haired boy, the one that died. You know she had him living here for a while? And we didn’t even know. Anyway, I appreciate you giving here a chance… knowing you’re not her first. She never really got just how important virginity is to a woman. Men like to feel they’re breaking new ground. They want to be teachers…. they want to be in charge. Hard to do if there’s no corners explored, right? Betsy was a virgin when we got together. You can always tell when you’re with a virgin. They just act differently, think differently… less confidence. It’s attractive. Don’t if I would have married Bets had things been…different. I don’t like coming in second… third… or… whatever the case may be. It’s good of you to look past my daughter’s obvious flaws. Shows character. I respect that. Of course it’s not the end of the world when a woman knows a thing or two, right? So I guess there are positives and negatives…

    The Severance world is surrealist. Understanding this very basic fact is imperative to understanding the show.

      You won't understand the show if you don't understand this basic fact.
      by inseverence
      The Severance world is surrealist. It's odd, fantastic, dreamlike, even nightmarish. There are elements that are bizarre, kafkaesque. There are elements of magical realism. Things just are the way they are because that is the nature of this world. It's familiar and similar to our world but it's askew. It is not our world. People talk of plausibilities forgetting that a hill covered in goats in an office building would not have been considered plausible yet there it is. Too many people seem not to realize they are walking through a funhouse mirror maze, a Twilight Zone reality, not your own reality. Understanding this very basic fact is imperative to understanding the show.

      Splat rat

        RIP splat rat
        Me and some friends got high and went out. We found a fat looking rat and we picked him up. We played with him and made him dance. After we were done with him I threw him against a fucking wall and he exploded. I love rats and I would never hurt one. Xanax made me throw a rat. So in his memory im gonna write a song called "splat rat"

R.I.P. splat rat😔🕊

Update: I will share the song once its done

        is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player

          olof

          Started from a HLTV thread somewhere in 2016 during Fanatic era of CSGO, its now a classic CS copypasta due to how satirical it sounds.

          Olofmeister

          is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player

like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow olof has 32 kills" but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single olof kill ?

but try guardian...u can see the flick i remember a guardian flick.

          NAF 

          is it me or is NAF a bit of a boring player

like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow sloth has 32 kills" but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single sloth kill ?

but try guardian...u can see the flick i remember a guardian flick.

          Zywoo

          is it me or is zywoo a bit of a boring player

like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow zywoo has 32 kills" but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single zywoo kill ?

but try s1mple...u can see the flick i remember a s1mple flick.

          Benson Boone is the anti-Trump, his existence as an insanely talented unapologetically queer man

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            inpopheadscirclejerk
            Benson Boone is the anti-Trump, his existence as an insanely talented unapologetically queer man who grew up Mormon is an act of resistance in itself, but gifting us a song like this during a week like we've had is honestly revolutionary. Thank youuuu powers that be for the absolute deluge of beautiful art lately, we neeeeed it 🫠😭✨️💖

            Conquest speech

              Stand ready for my arrival worm

              From Invincible S3E07 when Conquest introduced himself to Mark.

              Stand ready for my arrival, worm. You were given orders. You were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet, I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty.

              I am so lonely

              Conquest speech on loneliness

              Its from Invincible S3E08 where the villain Conquest confessed about his loneliness before trying to killing Mark.

              I am so lonely. All the other Viltrumites are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend. They think I am unstable. They send me from planet to planet, committing atrocities in their name. And as i get better at it they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Conquest. I don't even get a real name. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave. 
              I am so lonely. All the other Viltrumites are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend, they think I am unstable. They send me from planet to planet committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more… I am a victim of my own success. Conquest… I don’t even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry but I don’t, I never do, because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would care. … Take it to your grave.

              The truth is… I want you to resist

              The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to spread the greatness of the Viltrum Empire. I'm here because I enjoy this. See, to me, there is no greater pleasure than feeling the warmth of my fist... drenched in blood.