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PirateSoftware – Some of the best moments that I’ve had inside dungeons

    From a clip of PirateSoftware before abandoning his team in a dungeon causing the deaths of 2 Lvl. 60s in hardcore WoW.

    Some of the best moments that I’ve had inside dungeons are because of “Oh shit ! We’re all going to die if we don’t execute this perfectly, and we toughen up at that moment. We kicked some ass , and we got to live.” I’ve made it all the way to now without dying because of that—because we didn’t give up 
    In the deep of Dire Maul奏出伤的歌 Every man for himself 提悲伤的歌 Mage cannot save you 提悲伤的歌 Blink Blink 提悲伤的歌 To the door of light 提悲伤的歌歌 
    In the deep of Dire Maul👹奏出伤的歌 Every man for himself 🏃‍♂️提悲伤的歌 Mage cannot save you 🧙‍♂️提悲伤的歌 Blink Blink ✨ 提悲伤的歌 To the door of light 🚪提悲伤的歌 
    Dire Maul 猛犸象 Mana Gem 玛娜宝石 Rank 1 Blizzard 1 级暴风雪 Rank 1 Frost Nova 等级 1 冰霜新星 Polymorph 多形态 The Dire Maul Disaster of 2025 2025 年迪尔莫尔灾难 Cockroach 蟑螂 
    毛茸茸的放蕩派對 The Great Blink Forward 裙帶關係 
    In the deep of Dire Maul奏出伤的歌 Every man for himself 提悲伤的歌 Mage cannot save you 提悲伤的歌 Blink Blink 提悲伤的歌 To the door of light 提悲伤的歌 One day as lion or one thousand as rat 作为狮子日或作为老鼠千日

    Bojack is so fucking hot. Specifically Horsin’ Around era Bojack.

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      I have a confession

I’ve thought about this for years and I’m finally taking a stand and admitting this to the world. Bojack is so fucking hot. Specifically Horsin’ Around era Bojack. I love his sexy mullet, and those wild locks that fall over his eyes. He’s so charismatic, the scene where he dips Cindy Crawfish and kisses her passionately always gives me butterflies. He is so gorgeous, my dream man. I’ve never had a crush on anyone like I have with Bojack. I know he’s a total piece of shit, but man, that shit is sculpted into a beautiful hunk of a horse. And I’m NOT a furry.

      I have never participated in defaming Overwatch

        Its an Overwatch copypasta from the Chinese community after announcement of free skins during Chinese New Year 2025. 

        I have never participated in defaming Overwatch. Overwatch is an excellent game with simple operation, diverse styles, fashionable interface, and suitable for all ages. It is a game that is highly recommended to everyone. The whole world is a huge Overwatch. OW planners deeply understand the hearts of players and share the same aspirations with players. They are heroes in the planning industry. The gaming industry needs to take OW planners as an example. Finally, I wish Overwatch a prosperous future!

        I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of Anjo Nala

          Anjo Nala from Reverse: 1999

          Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Anjo Nala from Reverse: 1999.

          I can't take it anymore, I'm sick of Anjo Nala. I tried to play Lucy, Anjo Nala deals more damage. I tried to play Tuesday, Anjo Nala deals more damage. I tried to play Plant team, Anjo Nala deals more damage. I want to play 37, her best team has Anjo Nala. I want to play Vila, Tooth Fairy. They both want Anjo Nala.

She grabs me by the throat. I did my dailies for her. I farmed materials for her. I even shout out loud every day in the street: “Anjo Nala, please step on me!” She is not satisfied. She grabs her hairpin, throws it at me, and says: “P0 is for weaklings. I want my P5, and as the best DPS pf your team I demand my 6star psychube. Do better.”

I can't get her P5. I don't have enough savings. She hacked into my account and used all my money saved for Christmas gifts and buys Unilogs. Balance: $0. “I guess I’m cooked.”

She has full moxie. She looks at me and whispers: “Don’t think thrice.” Then she performs her ultimate attack and obliterates the stage. 3rd round loading screen, 30 seconds gameplay. In short: Massacre the boss and enemies.

I look straight into Argus' sleepy eyes and say: “What a cruel world.”

          Hormona Lisa

            Hormona Lisa is a contestant in RuPaul's Drag Race
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            Hey y’all!!! My name is Hormona Lisa. That is like the Mona Lisa, but a whore. I am from Tennessee, and in the south there is a lot of confusion and hatred around drag, and that is just coming from the queens trying to do drag. I mean look at this group they’re obviously all confused and I hate that for them. The hardest part about doing drag in the south is maintaining your tuck while having swamp ass. Am I right TS?! But seriously, it’s a scary time to be a drag queen; politicians want to legislate us out of existence, religious groups want to pray the gay away, and RuPaul wants our combined life force so she can live one more century. My favorite part about doing drag is the sense of community, the rich history and the ability to spread joy and beauty across the land any chance I get. Joy and Beauty are what I call my legs, and I’d be happy to spread ‘em. Well my tuck just popped so that’s my time. 
            Hey ‼️ Y’all!!! 💃💃💃 My 😀 name 📛 is Hormona Lisa. That 👌😤 is like ☘️ the Mona Lisa, but 🤔 a whore. 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏽‍♀️☎️ I 👈 am 💁🏼👸 from 🧚‍♀️ Tennessee, and in 👏 the south ⬇ there 😌 is a lot 👑 of confusion ❓🤔 and hatred around 🔁 drag, and that 👇 is just 😤😤 coming 🔜 from 💋 the queens trying 🧚🏼‍♀️🔥💖🌝 to do 🚶‍♂️ drag. I 🤠 mean 😏 look 👀 at this group 👩‍👩‍👧 they’re 👨 obviously 🙄 all 🤠 confused 😖 and I 👥 hate 😡 that 👏 for ♿🤙 them. 💸 The hardest part 🏻 about 👏 doing 😙 drag in ⏳ the south ⬇ is maintaining your 💃 tuck while 🐏 having 🈶 swamp 👑 ass. 🐴 Am 👹😈 I 🙋‍♂️😏 right 🥵 TS?! ✨ But 😜 seriously, 😒 it’s a scary 👻 time 🥺💖🧚🏻‍♀️🌟 to be 🐝🐝 a drag queen; 👸🏾 politicians want 🤲 to legislate us 👯‍♀️ out 🐜 of existence, 🙊🤣 religious 🙏 groups want 😍 to pray 🤲 the gay 🏳️‍🌈 away, 🔜💨 and RuPaul wants 😋 our 💩 combined life 👫👫 force ✊ so she 💁‍♀️ can 😎 live 🐙 one ☝🏻 more ➕ century. 👴 My 😊 favorite 😍 part 💔 about 🏫 doing 👗 drag is the sense 🤓💰 of community, 💰 the rich 💲 history 🚫 and the ability to spread 👐 joy 😂 and beauty 💇 across 😏 the land 🇦🇲 any 🕺 chance 😨 I 🙀 get. ❌❌🤷‍♂️ Joy 🥳 and Beauty 👄 are what 💭 I 🤞🤞 call 😉 my 😎 legs, 🍗🤗 and I’d 🙏 be 😫 happy ⛄ to spread 👐 ‘em. 👨‍👩‍👦 Well 😦🤒 my 👀 tuck just 🚫 popped 💥 so that’s 👏 my ⛵ time. ⏰

            Hey, voter! This is Team Joe and Kamala reminding you

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