The copypasta is a mockery of Logan Kilpatrick’s habit of tweeting just the word ‘gemini’. For context he is the product lead for Google AI Studio.
"Hey Google, dim the lights please.", I say as I sit in my reclining chair. The blinds are closed. The doors are locked. I have my lotion at the ready on my adjustable height coffee table. I can barely contain myself as I unzip my pants with one hand, clutching my phone in the other. I proceed to write the most asinine braindead tweet and watch the likes pour in, every notification another stroke. I am Logan Kilpatrick.
By u/ser_einhard19, its the ‘Own a musket for home defense’ copypasta but changed to Dungeon & Dragons (DnD).
I was relaxing in my stronghold one night when suddenly 30-300 orcs burst into the door! “What the Illusionist?” I shout as I grab my +1/+3 vs goblinoids longsword. Run the first one through, deal 1d8+3 damage, he’s dead on the spot. Throw a dagger at the next one, completely whiff because I don’t understand how THAC0 works and nail the neighbor’s hireling. I have to resort to the scroll of lightning bolt in a chest at the top of the stairs. FIRE! Blow a giant hole in the third one’s chest but I almost die cuz the stairs are only 10ft long and the spell rebounds. The last one charges and I have to grab my lance and use my dwarven “set spear” ability to deal with the him, but he didn’t check for traps and falls into a conveniently placed 20-foot-deep pit. He tries to wait for a random encounter for backup but it’s just fifteen completely ordinary donkeys so he bleeds out. Just as TSR intended.
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Send this message to 🔟 of your closest friends📞📱. If you get 0️⃣ back, you’re only touching BB’s 👴🏻🇮🇱 PP 🍆🍆. Get 5️⃣ back and you can slap Trump’s rump 💇🏼♂️👏🍑. Get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting supreme cream from Cum-in-Me’s 💦🥵🇮🇷 7️⃣2️⃣ virgins 🤓🤓
Iran War
💥💥🔥 OOPSIE 🇺🇸💣💣!!! Looks like the US 👊👊 just CUMmenced a 🔥🔥 war with Iran 🍆🍆💦💦 time to STROKE 🤚🤚 the flames 🔥🔥 of conflict 💀🔪! Those 😈😈 CUMbatants 🪖🎖️are about to get SHOCKED ⚡⚡ by the American DICKtatorship 🍆💦 in an all-out ASSault 💢🍑💢! Strap on your ⚔️💥 gear, we’re going into BANG BANG 💣💣 territory, where every missile 🚀🍆 is going to land like a 💦💦 SPRAY of cum 🌊🌊 on their poppers 😏😏! Get ready for some BACK AND FORTH 🎯💋 exchange, if ya know what I mean 😉😉! Let’s see who can go the distance 🌍💪 in this HARDCORE CUMbatt! 🍑🔥💦💦💦 Slide into those trenches 🌍🏴☠️ and get STEAMED up for some REAL combat 💥💥, because this ASS-kicking is gonna get FREAKY! 🍆🍑😈🔥💣💦
🚂 Chugga chugga CHOO CHOO 🚂 I don’t want to say AYATOLLAH you so, but AYATOLLAH YOU SO!!!! The 🦅🇺🇸USA🇺🇸🦅 (aka the ULTIMATE SPANKER of ASS👏🍑) and its ABSOLUTE BOY 👨❤️💋👨👬💦🇮🇱JIZZ-RAEL🇮🇱💦 just ran a train🚂🚅 on IRAN🇮🇷. Our REAL ESTATE AGENT IN CHIEF🦧🏛️ just wrapped his BIG HANDS (🫲so big, the biggest🫱) around HO-MEINI’s waist and gave him THE MISSLE OF JUSTICE 🚀🚀🚀right in the OIL WELL 🚀 🕳️ 🍑 🙇🏽♂️while BIBI played with HEZBALLAHz 🤌🍒and put his WIWI 🥒STRAIGHT in the💋WHORE-MUZ💋for some IRON DOME 🫨. It be REGIME CHANGE SZN bitchezz 🫦and we givin the DICK👉👌🏻 to DICK-TATORz. Send 💌this to 🔟 of your closest ALLIES or get ur CUNTRY invaded
By u/JoeHaydn, its the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Cecilia from ZZZ.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female thiren breeding, Cecilia is the most compatible thiren for humans? Not only is she in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Cecilia is an average of 5”07’ tall and 96.9 pounds, this means she's large enough to be able handle human appendages, and with her impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with her. Due to her mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Cecilia would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily breed her for hours without getting sore. She can also learn the moves Step-on-me-mommy, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. With her abilities Lactation and Hydration, both you and she can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Thiren comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you h*ld her hand, you can make your Cecilia turn beet red. Cecilia is literally built for human intercourse. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means she can take the mating press all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
AKA the Ma Deuce Mars copypasta, it came from 4chan and circlejerks the greatness of the M2 Browning machine gun. The pasta fantasizes it as the superior weapon by showing that its still used in space warfare.
>2066
>Stationed on Mars to quell a rebellion
>Become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship.
>No miniguns or gatling cannons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end.
>Get sent in to extract some wounded.
>Reach the evac zone and come under attack.
>Hoard of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers.
>Let loose a stream of bullets.
>The sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "Kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machinegun.
>The wounded are loaded up and returned to base.
>Inspect MG afterwards.
>Thing was made in 1942.
>Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scratched onto the gun.
>Scratch "Mars" on with a knife.
>2066
>Stationed on Mars to quell a rebellion
>Become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship
.>No miniguns or gatling cannons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end.
>Get sent in to extract some wounded.
>Reach the evac zone and come under attack.
>Hoard of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers.
>Let loose a stream of bullets.
>The sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "Kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machinegun.
>The wounded are loaded up and returned to base.
>Inspect MG afterwards.
>Thing was made in 1942.
>Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scratched onto the gun.
>Scratch "Olympus Mons" on with a knife.
2243
flying bombing runs over Martian rebels in ancient B-52
plasma turbines screaming
notice something just below window
whoscratchedmyplane.gif
lean in for better look
”nam 1968, iraq 1991, russia 2023, moon 2097, ur(moms)anus 2162”
take out survival knife
“mars 2243”
This joke was actually so inappropriate. I CANNOT believe you'd make such a low-bar humor joke about PONIES. American Psycho is a HORROR THRILLER FILM ABOUT KILLING AND DESECRATING HOOKERS. This was NOT funny, but DISGUSTING. Are you serious?? I can't even begin to consider if this was a genuine attempt at humor, or are you just bashing my personal FAVORITE SHOW. Princess Celestia would be SO. DISSAPOINTED.
