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Hey OP please stop replying to your own post.

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    Hey OP please stop replying to your own post. It's seen by karma farming by most of experienced Redditors and we definitely won't hesitate to down-vote your comments. Don't you think the karma points you've gained from the post itself are enough? There's no need to extend your metaphorical limb down the karma jar and pick up as much karma points as you can by clugging-up the whole comment section with your replies. I'll give you 10 minutes to delete the comments. When I come back I will down-vote them if they have not been removed.

Edit: Guys, you are down-voting the wrong person.

    About Melusines…

      Melusines are really important for Fontaine! They play a major role in the economy of the country. One of the reasons is their pride, they want to be seen as hardworker and loyal but they are all small and cute!

Melusines comes in all sort of colors! The interesting part is the taste of both the tip of their antenna and sweat is different based on it! Fascinating is it not?

The laws of Fontaine consider Melusines the equal of Humans so it's possible to have a colleague Melusines, or better, a partner as I have!

You see one of those hardworking Melusines is my wife, Elphane, my pink godess. I fell in love the first time we met, sunset on the horizon, alone on the aquabus.

I proposed to her right away (Melusines are very cute), at first she was confused, but she quickly whispered yes under her breath and made me the happiest man in the world as the sun faded out.

She is so cute, behind her strong hardworking Melusine façade hides a shy and cute wife! In fact everytime she sees me she cries tears of joy, it's sad im a busy man so I can't see her everyday. I have to leave after I made sure she understands how much I love her!

Recently I noticed people in blue stalking her, they must have noticed how cute melusines are (as I did). But I was angry at them, as cute as Melusines are Elphane is MY wife! I went to our home to have a talk with her about the creeps stalking her, she was very scared as I told her so I had to calm her. You see my wife is very noisy every time we do it (she is very shy), the creeps must have taken this opportunity to attack me and my wife! In our own home!

I tried to defend my crying wife but they knocked me out! I woke up to something called a "trial" I screamed about how "Melusines are small and frail" and what I would do to them if they ever touched my adorable wife Elphane!

And then... I saw her on the other side of the room, they made her cry! I went in a blind rage! I don't remember exactly what happened next, I remember a small blue brat screaming nonsense like "Aggravated assault" (?) and other dumb stuff like "sexual harassment" and "sexual assault". What I remember clearly is when she said I had a "restraining order" on my wife and every Melusines! DO YOU BELIEVE THIS! How can any normal men resist the urge to get closer to something as cute as a Melusine! They also said I must be locked in a place called "jail" for 20 years! 20 YEARS without seeing ANY Melusines! This is a crime against life itself! I swear I won't stay there for long! I'll leave, correct this stupid blue brat and get as far as possible with MY wife Elphane!

I will take her to see the world and the world will look back! Everyone must see how cute Melusines are! They will!

      WARNING! Carry on reading!

        WARNING, Carry on reading copypasta

        Original Clarissa version

        WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa. She was ten years old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her, so they set up a special room to kill her, as humanely as possible, but it went wrong, and the machine they were using to kill her malfunctioned, so she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death, she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best luck of your life.

        Joey Steam Workshop version

        WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a shitty copypasta onto a People Playground mod's comment section . He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen: sorry man i am not taking the risk

        Luh calm fit

          Luh calm fit meme explanation
          Luh calm fit
          luh calm fit nun too 𓃻⃝⃝ ∆⃟⃟𓋢𓉣𓉤𓉡⃟⃝ᥫ᭡■
          luh calm fit nun too
          Calm luh fit

          Meaning of “Luh calm fit” and “Luh calm fit nun too…”

          “Luh calm fit” is short for little calm fit and is used to describe outfits that are plain, basic and nothing crazy. The slang is used sarcastically to describe a fit that looks good. That’s how variations of “luh calm fit nun too extravagant”, “luh calm fit nun too 𓃻⃝⃝ ∆⃟⃟𓋢𓉣𓉤𓉡⃟⃝ᥫ᭡■” and “luh calm fit nun too special” came about.

          Erosion/Opium bird

          The Erosion/Opium bird images are usually associated with this meme as an inside Tiktok joke where people exclaim that the weird and over the top outfit of the bird somehow plain and normal.

          This morning I woke up today in this morning

            The orginal 'this morning I woke up today in this morning' clip came from TiffaNobi livestream
            Clip
            this morning I woke up today in this morning in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up and remember that every morning I wo...I woke up that fucking day just remember that
            THIS MORNING I WOKE UP TODAY ON THIS MORNING AND THE MORNING I WOKE UP THIS MORNING I WOKE UP AND REMEMBER THAT EVERY MORNING THAT I WAKE UP I W-I WOKE UP THAT FUCKING DAY JUST REMEMBER THAT.
            this  morning  i woke up  today  in this morning  and the morning  i woke up  this morning  i woke up  and remember  that every 🫵 morning that i  wake up 🫵 i wo- 🫵 i woke up that FUCKING 🫵 day just remember that
            this morning i woke up today in this morning in this morning i woke in the morning i woke up and remember that every morning i wake up

            Origin

            The ‘this morning I woke up today in this morning’ meme came from an argument between TiffaNobi and Hayden Jang. Both of them are fairly popular Twitch streamers and mainly do IRL chatting streams.

            The context behind the argument is after Hayden placed his fingers inside his mouth which led TiffaNobi to ask him why he “throat” himself. This then led to Hayden saying his finger doesn’t reach the back of his throat and to prove his point pressured her to do it too. She refused to do it on stream implying its sexual which led him to accuse her of not washing her hands.

            TiffaNobi eventually conceded and put her fingers into her mouth and admited it doesn’t ‘throat’ her. Hayden then proclaimed he won which led Tiffa to ask him why his being such an asshole. The argument then spiraled into Hayden thinking she wants to put her fingers up his asshole and Tiffa saying he’s gaslighting her into thinking she said that. The meme clip then ensued after that.

            The original clip from livestream can be found here on TiffaNobi’s VOD channel with timestamps included.

            Girls don’t have penises?

              I met this girl at a bar and we went back to my place. We were both pretty drunk and horny, and she asked if I wanted to fuck. I obviously said yes, and I couldn’t wait to try her big fat cock, but when I pulled down her panties, there was nothing there! It was just a squishy wet hole. I asked her where her schlong was, and she told me “Girls don’t have schlongs!” I was so fucking confused. Please help me!