This is part of the “simp” copypasta that are often sent by horny men from Discord, Twitch and Steam.
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =DThis is part of the China/CCP copypasta specifically the ‘ATTENTION CITIZEN‘ type that often spread as a mockery of the Chinese social credit system.
‼️ATTENTION, CITIZEN‼️
‼️警告Uh oh! You've made an oopsie, citizen! 200 social credit points have been deducted from your ID card! Be sure to behave better or you know what happens!!!警告‼️
⚠️市民请注意‼️ This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. () 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 因此，您的个人资料中的 15 ( -15 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you not hesitate, more Social Credits ( - Social Credits )will be discounted from your profile, resulting in the lowering of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。 为党争光! Glory to the PRC!
‼️ -1000 Social Credits, Bad work peasant! You have disrespected our great leader Xi Jinping公轉急序土 and talked about the Tiannamen Square, off to you to the re-education camp! Remember to use the promo code "BEIJING" at your checkout to recieve a free food resource for your family a day. Good bye citizen and glory to the CCP!‼️
Note: "glory to the CCP and Xi Jinping!" Don't forget to say this every morning for +5 daily social credit points! 祝你好运‼️
The original variation was for Rick and Morty that started from a 4chan post. The copypasta template has since been adapted to fit different medias.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Neon Genesis Evangelion. The plot is extremely complex, and without a solid grasp of human psychology most of the themes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Anno's atheistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his show- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Søren Kierkegaard literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these characters, to realize that they’re not just cartoons- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Evangelion truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the depth in Gendo's famous line “Get in the robot, Shinji,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Sigmund Freud's idea of the Oedipus Complex and how Shinji is fighting the urge to literally be inside his mother. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hideaki Anno’s genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Eva tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
The original variation of this copypasta is for Eren Jaeger from Attack on Titan. It started from 4chan and became a meme within the anime community. The copypasta has been adopted to fit different characters from other anime or medium.
I've become so much like Shinji Ikari it's scary.
I run away from women and have no friends.
When I cum i can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means "I'm so fucked up" in american.)
I can't masturbate to regular porn anymore , now i only masturbate to hospital CCTV footage of comatose patients
Whenever I see a guy flirting with me i either get extremely homophobic or have sex with them on the spot
When my mom dies i plan on gutting her insides , getting inside her and piloting her like EVA-01
I have a problem, and I need advice!
Ever since I found out I'm Shiorisexual, I've been keeping all loads I bust to mommy shiori in a gallon so when I finally meet her I can give it to her as a demonstration of my pure love to her and determination to get her pregnant. Unfortunately, I have to hide it in my wardrobe under my clothes because I live with my shioriphobic parents. They refuse to refer to me by my novelitegender pronous (novelite/noveliteself) and hired a therapist for me that had the nerve to prescribe me shizo pills because he believes I am 'mentally deranged' (I never took a single one of them). I can only endure this abuse for years now because I akasupa to Shiori and watch her streams of tangents and comfort on a daily basis, and I knew that if my parents ever found my sacred cum gallon they were gonna pour it all down the drain and Shiori would never forgive me if I allowed that to happen. Well, today my parents found it while they were cleaning my room and threatened to just that, to which I freaked out and screamed and started throwing everything I could find at them to try to stop them, but it was no use and they took my cum gallon away and locked me in my room. I am currently hearing my parents fight downstairs, blaming each other for raising such a 'demented weirdo' and discussing wether to kick me out or send me to military school. I don't want either to happen to me so I'm desperately wondering what should I do and how can I get my cum gallon back. I've already akasupa'd to Shiori for guidance but she hasn't replied yet so I'm worried they already poured all my years worth of pure love for Shiori down the drain. So I really need you guys advice on this whole situation. I am a Shiorist, so I don't celebrate christmas. However, my Shioriphobic parents forced me to celebrate it and dine with them on christmas night. I tried calling the police and tell them that my parents were abusing me for forcing me to sin against Shiori, but they called me a 'prankster' and hung up (yet another example of Shioriphobia)
Please someone, just offer a solution! I am running out of options here...
Hello, this is masondota2 of fromer EG and Digital Chaso glory. I come to you with hat in hand, asking for a second chance. I have given 15 years of my life to this game, and I foolishly was upset with the new Behavior Score system. I kept getting reported seemingly no matter what I did and was very frustrated with my situtation of not being able to use my mic and coordinate with my team to try and win the game to my fullest ability. I seemed to get reported and lose communication score no matter how I behaved or acted, and this made me do an action I regretted very shortly after in which I hired a booster to boost my behavior score, but after 1 day I cancelled their order and stopped them. I gained almost no behavior score or communication score during this period of time and I resumed playing on the account with muted communication and tried my best to "fix my behavior" on my own
I have been for better or worse a part of this community for almost as long as the game has been alive. I've streamed thousands of hours of dota and I still enjoy and love the game to this date, even if it frustrates me at times and makes me act in ways which I am ashamed of, but in the end, I think a lot of people feel this way. Sometimes we say and do things we know we shouldn't, and it'sn ot right but it is human. I ask that you understand this feeling and my case and give me a second chance. I'd take a suspension, as I did violate the terms and service, but I feel taht a permanent ban is very severe. I understand wanting to make an example out of me, but I ask you reconsider my freinds of Valve. I am sorry my brothers and sisters.