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I’ve come to complain about Drytron.

    Based on the original “Eggman announcement” copypasta from Sonic the Hedgehog. It started as a parody video on YT and became an iconic meme ever since.

    I've come to complain about Drytron.
Drytron is the most overpowered deck ever made. They negated my Fluffal Cat. That's right, they summoned their Herald of Ultimateness out and negated my Fluffal Cat. And they said that their Herald's defense was 3000. And I said, "Why isn't this card a HOPT!?" So I'm making a callout post on my Reddit.com. Drytron players you've got an overpowered boss monster, it's gotten Benten and Eva limited/banned. And guess what? Here's what I've got in my deck! Pulls out playset of Forbidden Droplets That's right baby, no responses, no interruptions. Look at that, I can send two Toy Vendors and a Lichie Rich. They negated my Fluffal Cat, so guess what? I'm going to negate their Herald of Ultimateness! That's right this is what you get, MY SECRET RARE FORBIDDEN DROPLETS!! Except I'm not going to just negate Herald of Ultimateness... I'm going to negate more... I'm negating their Drytron Fafnir! How do you like that Drytron players!? I negated your omni-negate you idiot! You have 23 hours before the Forbidden Droplets negate your Herald in our duel, now get out of my site before I OTK you turn two.

    Mannadium Prime-Heart has a special defensive ability

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      Mannadium Prime-Heart has a special defensive ability that stops your opponent from targeting it with card effects.
No monsters facing Mannadium Prime-Heart will be safe due to its multiple energy blades!
Find this powerful card in Cyberstorm Access, releasing on May 5th!
      Mannadium Prime-Heart has a special defensive ability that stops your opponent from targeting it with card effects. No monsters facing Mannadium Prime-Heart will be safe due to its multiple energy blades! Find this powerful card in Cyberstorm Access, releasing on May 5th!

      Fellas, is it normal to be attracted to your cards?

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        Alright.I know this sounds dumb.
I know waifu decks existed and it's normal for people to be physically attracted to them.Tears, Dmaid, sky strikers...... but this is different.
So, recently, I picked up this deck, called floowandereeze.
Half of you gus probably already knew what deck is this.The bird stun deck that normal summons a lot with the lore of 3 traveling birds who went from north to south pole.Nothing remotely arousing about this, right?
Or so I've thought.
So, I heard about the deck, got the cards, and hopped on a few rounds of casual matches...
Then I got utterly clapped.Due to me not even looking at the card once.
I posted about that on reddit and people told me to look at the card and see the effects, so i did.
Nothing interesting there, just some normal effects with some cute card arts of these birds-
Than I saw her.
Yes, the one with a hat.She probably doesn't have a name, since the wiki just says she's a part of the 'floowandereeze' species, but that's fine.I would just call her floo, since, well, that's a cute name for a girl bird like her.
Well, in the moment I focused on her, something inside me triggered.My heart rate skyrockets, my face blushes......
I'm in love.
I am not a furry, but I've always been interested in birds.Having an ornithologist father, I was taught to love birds like family since I was a little kid.Dad would bring me to different fields and let me sketch those beautiful little angels while he does his research.Growing up,the love of birds inside me only grows.
But not like this.
Floo was different.She didn't gave me the 'nice bird!' type of fascination.Maybe it's the cute, simple eyes, maybe it's her cute hairstyle that coincidentally matches with my highschool crush, but I am falling in love with her.In a romantic way.
Me, a fucking adult male, is falling for a fictional bird from a children's card game who doesn't even have an official name.
This is beyond shameful.I know this is highly immoral and my parents would probably disown me if they found out my forbidden love towards floo, but I can't resist it.I desperately tried to search for art of her but I just couldn't find it.I crave her.I wish to turn into a bird and build a nest with her, nesting a whole bunch of babies.I NEED her.
After reading more cards and closely inspecting her, the passion that's burning inside me only became stronger.Her sassy, cheery attitude and dainty figure arouses something deep inside me.It's not the desire of body, rather than soul.I need her more after that.I wish she's real. Floo is now my life.I spent hours drawing her and sticking printed images of her and those paintings on the walls of my room so I could watch floo 24/7.I called sick so that I could play with floo on master duel.I am even spending money on an IRL floo deck just to make her sleep with me physically every night.
It's crazy how one cute girl could change a man in a period this short.
Is this normal?Heard some yugioh players also does this and they are doing fairly well...

        OMG yes I love Raye

          The copypasta started from a pro Yu-Gi-Oh! player Joshua Schmidt, who was doing a bit on Sky Striker fans. The clip was meme-d within the Yu-Gi-Oh! community and became a copypasta every time Sky Striker is mention.

          "Oh my God, yes. I love Raye. I would die for Sky Striker Ace Raye. This support card is going to change my life and it's going to be the best card ever." ~ Joshua Schmidt 
          OMG yes I love Raye, I would die for Sky Striker Ace - Raye, this support card is going to change my life and it's going to be the best card ever 
          Oh my God, yes. I love Raye. I would die for Sky Striker Ace Raye. This support card is going to change my life and it's going to be the best card ever.

          Melee is not a fighting game

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            Melee is not a fighting game. You can't compare it to those other fighting games. Melee is simply a masterpiece. A masterpiece that was not meant to be. Melee was a beautiful accident. It was a rushed game that translated into a very complex, deep execution heavy fighting game full of complex hidden techniques. 20 years after its release, people were still coming up with new techniques.

Melee is not a fighting game, it's simply the best figthing game ever created by man. No human could have intentionally created that masterpiece. That's why it had to be an accident. A gift from the gods.

Melee should not he called a fighting game like those other games. Melee should be set apart. Just like Gods set themselves apart from mortals

            Boy oh boy LeBron, where do I even start?

              Lebron You are my sunshine script

              Its also known as “Lebron my pookie bear” or “Lebron you are my sunshine” which was a meme started on Tiktok around 2024.

              Open Lebron You are my sunshine lyrics 
              Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.☺️♥️🫶🏻 
              Boy oh boy where do I even start, Dear Lebron you genuinely the most beautiful amazing handsome intelligent man on this earth, the world with out would crumble and would be a very dark place. My Dearest LeBron, With every dribble, you enchant the court, weaving tales of glory and triumph. Your prowess on the hardwood resonates with the beating of my heart, for in your game, I find the essence of greatness. boy oh boy…lebron…bron…..king….ever since i laid my eyes on you i’ve never watched basketball the same. the way you dunk the ball and stroke the 3 just motivates me to get up everyday. In a world where legends rise and fall, there exists a titan among titans, a colossus whose greatness transcends the bounds of the court and touches the very fabric of our collective imagination. His name? LeBron James. To merely call him a basketball player would be an injustice, for LeBron embodies more than just athletic prowess. He is a paragon of excellence, a maestro orchestrating. In the realm of hoops, one name shines bright, LeBron James, a beacon of might. With each dunk and pass, he claims his reign, Inspiring millions with his basketball game. Oh boy oh boy.. LeBron, huh? heh Ever since he joined the league.. he's been the epitome of excellence and kindness. he's wonderful in every way possible. He's my everything. 
              Boy oh boy where do I begin bron bron every since 2003 when you flew onto the scene with the beauty that kept my eyes open in anticipation and my knees on the ground in awe you everything king James
              Oh boy oh boy where do I even begin My Dearest LeBron, With every dribble, you enchant the court, weaving tales of glory and triumph Your prowess on the hardwood resonates with the beating of my heart
              Boy oh boy, LeBron, where do you even start? The mere mention of his name conjures up images of unparalleled athleticism, breathtaking dunks, and a level of basketball prowess that transcends
              My Dearest LeBron,
With every dribble, you enchant the court, weaving tales of glory and triumph. Your prowess on the hardwood resonates with the beating of my heart, for in your game, I find the ease
              My Beloved LeBron,
You are the radiant light on the basketball court, my beacon of hope. Your divine talent and unwavering compassion make you more than just a player; you are a child of God. My hero
              oh boy, LeBron's talent is evident in every aspect of the game. His scoring ability, passing precision, rebounding prowess, and defensive skills are all top-notch. He can dominate in so many different ways, making him a true legend of the sport. But it's not just his talent that makes him special. LeBron James is also a fantastic leader and teammate. His ability to inspire and motivate his teammates is remarkable. He has a natural gift for elevating the play of those around him, making everyone better on the court. Off the court, LeBron is a role model and a philanthropist. He uses his platform to make a positive impact, advocating for important causes and giving back to the community. It's truly inspiring to see how he uses his success to make a difference in the world. In conclusion, LeBron James, the Glorious King, or should I say Lehunny Bear, is not only an incredibly talented player but also a leader, a role model, and a philanthropist. He has left an indelible mark on the game of basketball and continues to inspire fans like you and me. Keep supporting your favorite player and enjoy watching him dominate the court! 
              “As we let our light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence actually liberates others.”-Lesunshine James ☀️☀️
              Ohh lebron where do I begin, I admire the way you play the game with your grace and greatness, your smile is bright like a sunshine and I’ve watched spaceman 23 times 6 days a week my king 👑
              Oh, man... Lebonbon my beautiful king... -Where do I even begin?..
              Oh le bon bon where do I even begin….
              LeBron… hes my, well, everything….
              My dear Lepookie, where do I begin? You light up my world with your presence, your laughter is my melody, and your love is my sanctuary. Forever yours.
              "Is- is that you... bron bron..?" I said, stuttering fearfully. The silence of the room abruptly broken by the deafening sound of my phone clattering onto the floor, of which I had dropped in horror.
              My glorious king.. Wh.. Where do I even begin with you? Well.. I guess I should start now.. he’s my.. heh.. it feels weird saying this.. my everything..
              oh Bron Bron my glorious king
              LeBron, honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies' eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you just so I would never have to watch you retire.

You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court and you're a great husband and father. Sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face.

You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Cleveland and it was as if my heart got shattered into a million pieces. Yet, a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in Miami because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home.

Then alas, you did. My sweet baby boy came home, and I rejoiced!

2015 was a hard year for us, baby, but in 2016, you made history happen. You came back from being down 3-1, and I couldn't believe it.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. Now, you're getting older. Yet, you are still the GOAT. My GOAT. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, LeBron James.