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PSA: PUT YOUR MICROPHONE ON PUSH TO TALK

    Nobody wants to hear you coughing your phlegm-filled lungs out and eating the world's crunchiest chips in front of a jet engine turbine while your spouse yells at you in the background and a tiny angry dog yips at a baby that's crying its head off because your mechanical keyboard sounds like gunshots that the sirens outside are responding to.

The game defaults to open mic and many people will skip that first screen to get into the game. If people have to mute you, whatever you might have to say will be completely lost. So please, unless you have an accessibility reason for using open mic, use push to talk. I promise, it won't kill you. Then everyone, including you, can enjoy voice chat and leave it on and not have to mute anyone :)

    Ice Spice – Think U The Shit

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      Think 🤔💭 You 🫵 The Shit? 💩 BITCH 🤷🏻‍♀️🐕🐶 YOU NOT EVEN THE FART! 💨 I be going hard 🍆 im breaking they hearts like 💔 bitches 🐶🐕🤷🏻‍♀️ be quick🤔 🏃🏻‍♀️🏎️⏰but im quicker💵‼️🙄😏🏎️🏎️♿️💯🔥💦 bitches 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️🐕 be thick 🍒🍑🤨 BUT IM THICKER !‼️🍑😼👅 she could 👆 be rich 🤑 💵💰 but IM RICHER 💎💸🪙💰💷💶💴💵⚔️🔫🔑🏡🏝️🚗🚕🚙🏍️ Damn. taking her man! 🧍‍♂️ 👱🏽‍♂️💋 dont give a fuck 🤪 out in the yams 🍠 And 🧐 im keeping one ☝️ 1️⃣ tucked 🔫 I MAKE ME SOME JAMS!! 🎶🎵 Unlock 🔓 that advance 🔑 I 👩🏼‍🦰 said 💬 four 4️⃣ hundred 💰 bands 💸💸💸💸 Just to do my lil 🐀 dance 💃 🕺 🍑
      WE MAKING IT OUT THE PORTAPOTTY WITH THIS ONE!! 🗣🔥‼
      WE MAKING IT OUT THE BATHROOM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
      WE MAKING IT ONTO THE SHITTER WIT THIS ONE🔥🔥
      WE MAKING IT OUT THE BUTT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
      WE MAKING IT OUT THE DELI WITH THIS ONE!! 🗣️🔥
      WE MAKING IT TO THE BATHROOM WITH THIS ONE 💩💨🗣️
      WE MAKING IT OUT THE LAVATORY WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯

      I just had sex with an Android user! What do I do now?

        I met this cool guy at a bar. He seemed really into me and we hit it off right away. We exchanged numbers and he invited me back to his place. I thought, why not? We got there and he was already in bed, his phone charging next to him. I climbed in, feeling a bit weird about the whole thing, but he was so insistent. We had sex, it was amazing, and then I passed out.

When I woke up, I saw his phone on the nightstand and decided to take a look, but there's no apple logo there! That's when I realized he was an Android user. I felt a wave of regret wash over me. I don't know why, but I just can't be with someone who uses Android. It's not that I hate them or anything, it's just that I've always been more of an iPhone girl.

Now, I'm trying to decide what to do. Do I just pretend like nothing happened and leave? Do I confront him about it? Or do I try to make things work despite our differences? I mean, we had amazing sex, and he seemed really into me. Maybe I could change his mind about Android?

        I’m sick and tired of Hanabi

          Based on the original Xiangling copypasta from Genshin Impact.

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Hanabi. I try to play tank. Our hanabi receives more damage. I try to play support. Our hanabi keeps on dying. I try to play core. Our hanabi keeps on diving. I want to play Marksman. The enemy team has hanabi. I want to play mage, exp. My allies all want to use hanabi.

She grabs me by the throat. I tank for her. I gank for her. I give her the gold grab. She isn't satisfied. I use the flask of the oasis. "I don't need this much shield i already have aegis and rose gold" she tells me. "Give me more sets." She grabs Tigriel and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to feed me more. I can deal more damage in late game."

I can't set for her anymore, I don't have enough HP. She baits the enemy to my location. I die. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Higanbana. She says "Forbidden Jutsu: Higanbana" There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, physical basic atk and petal barage. What a cruel world.

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            Helldivers 2 is an exhilarating game that captivates players with its

              Copy and pasting this copypasta into the Helldivers 2 Discord channel would get you banned by their community managers. You have been warned!

              Helldivers 2 is an exhilarating game that captivates players with its blend of intense action, strategic depth, and cooperative gameplay. The core game offers an adrenaline-fueled experience that keeps players on the edge of their seats, constantly engaged and excited for the next mission. One key element that make Helldivers 2 so enjoyable is its emphasis on teamwork and coordination. Players must work together seamlessly to overcome challenging missions, whether it's defending objectives, completing objectives, or engaging in intense battles against formidable enemies. The game encourages communication and cooperation, fostering a sense of camaraderie among players as they strategize and execute their plans together. The variety of missions and objectives in Helldivers 2 ensures that gameplay remains fresh and exciting. From infiltrating enemy strongholds to extracting valuable resources, each mission presents its own unique challenges and obstacles that require players to adapt and strategize accordingly. The game also features procedurally generated levels, ensuring that no two missions are ever the same, and keeping players engaged and challenged throughout their gameplay experience. The game's deep customization and progression systems further enhance its replayability and enjoyment. Players can customize their loadouts and equipment to suit their playstyle, whether it's opting for heavy firepower or focusing on support and utility roles. As players progress and complete missions, they earn experience points and unlock new abilities, weapons, and upgrades, allowing them to continually evolve and improve their characters as they progress through the game.The game's vibrant and immersive sci-fi universe adds another layer of depth and immersion to the experience. From the diverse array of alien races to the rich lore and backstory, Helldivers 2 creates a compelling world for players to explore and immerse themselves in as they embark on their epic adventures.