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i told him she was the cookiezi of beauty so he threw a punch at me

    lifeline from osu!

    Lifeline (top player in osu!) tells a story on stream about that one time he was tryna flirt with this girl. He later revealed that the story is actually an old copypasta.

    so i was tryna flirt with this girl during lunch and then her boyfriend came up and was like "why u talkin to my girl like that" and i told him she was the cookiezi of beauty so he threw a punch at me luckily it was ar8 so i could dodge it easy then i hit300 him and he flops down

on the ground but then he unlocks his mangekyo sharingan and and jumps up and does a roundhouse kick and it was like ar11 but luckily i can read that shit so i dodged it no problem then i combo him like im tapping a 200bpm stream.he gets fced on and hes now dead.dude got ssed.he should know not to mess with lifeline on osu, rank 2. the girl flocks to me and shes like "omg do u listen to nightcore" and i was like yes i do and then she makes out with me and we live happily ever after

    Millia is too hot need help

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      Its the Witch Mercy copypasta but changed to Millia Rage from Guilty Gear.

      Millia is too hot need help

Millia is too hot like, whenever I fight one I just have to throw the match, I need to see her victory animation and it turns me on so much the way she is, it's absurd tbh, I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Millia. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Millia pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would daddy Daisuke create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

      “Y’all look so different.” “We got an [expletive] squad now.”

        Its from an NBA report of the Cleveland Cavaliers that reads like a fanfic. The meme is often adopted to fit whichever team is doing well.

        Injured forward Kevin Love yelled out, “There you go! There you go.” Sharpshooter Kyle Korver gave a look of pleasant surprise. Guard J.R. Smith yelled out, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before James hit the locker room door, former NBA great Kevin Garnett hugged him and said, “Y’all look so different.”

        CoD Competitive

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        Skyz yelled, “There you go!” Dashy gave a look of pleasant surprise. Huke belted, “We got a fucking squad now.” And before Shotzzy hit the locker room door, ex-COD star Scump hugged him & said, “Y’all look so different.”

        I’m undefeated in competitive Pokémon battle, and I don’t believe I can be beaten.

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          I’m undefeated in competitive Pokémon battle, and I don’t believe I can be beaten. 

I hope this doesn’t come across as big headed, but I’ve never been defeated in battle. I believe I’ve reached the stage where I may never be beaten.

I appreciate that a big claim requires big evidence. So to back this up (all relate to Pokémon Brilliant Diamond):

 • I have defeated ALL of the gym leaders
 • I have defeated ALL of the elite four, including Cynthia
 • Most of my Pokémon are high level - the lowest being 65 and the highest being over 80.
 • I have a LEGENDARY Pokémon. This wasn’t easy to catch. But in recognition of my in game achievements, I was bestowed a very rare Master Ball.
 • All 6 of my Pokémon have been taught HYPER BEAM, one of the most powerful moves in the game
 • I regularly link battle with my sister, and she has NEVER beaten me. Even when she chooses the starter that’s strongest against mine.
 • I know ALL combinations of which types are super effective against others. Knowledge is power.

Anyway, the point of my post wasn’t really to humble brag. But rather, to give back to the community. If anyone needs any tips or tricks (or even thinks they can challenge me in battle) then just let me know!

          tarik – Unfortunately, teams require team players and he hasnt quite obtained that skill yet

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            Its a CS copypasta where “hazed” gave his take on why “tarik” isn’t on a team. 

            Ive been friends with him for about 3 years and talk to him pretty much everyday as we and a bunch of other players hang out in the same mumble for years now. He is insane. His individual play is absurd. Anyone can vouch for that. A lot of you are questioning why he isnt on a team if he can be so good. Its simple, he plays for himself. He always has. If he cared more about his team play, he would be on NCG in my place i can guarantee you that. He is far better than me individually but he has no regard for team play.

Unfortunately, teams require team players and he hasnt quite obtained that skill yet. Im hoping he will some day as he would be a problem for any team to deal with.

            New York Mets unbridled optimism

              Unbridled optimism copypasta

              AKA the New York Mets or unbridled optimism copypasta, its a rant post from a Yankees fan on r/baseball that became a meme.

              Their unbridled optimism just shows how fucking immature most of them are. One hot ten-game stretch and they're ready to claim the division over the nationals and declare themselves "Kings of New York again? Give me a break. That shit lasted a cool five minutes the last time they made it to the postseason. The callers on WFAN are just horrendous. I appreciate the average Yankee fan since generally they seem to be a lot more educated on the dynamic of baseball season, especially during this cold streak when our guys aren't hitting. Nobody is hitting the panic button. But every Met fan I know will be quick to point out "LOL youre 4 games behind the Red Sox, money doesn't buy wins" like shut the fuck up our entire core is home grown you fucks. Talk to me again when your rotation can survive a full season.

And holy shit, I can't wait until their bullpen fucking implodes because there's no way their relievers can maintain this pace all season. But even guys like Joe and Evan that I respect are saying that the Mets pen is comparable to our pen like give me a break, in your dreams.

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              I don't mind the Islanders...but goddamn, their fans are just god-awful.

Their unbridled optimism just shows how fucking immature most of them are. One season series sweep and they're ready to claim the division over the Capitals and declare themselves "Kings of New York again? Give me a break. That shit lasted a cool five minutes the last time they made it to the postseason. The callers on WFAN are just horrendous. I appreciate the average Ranger fan since generally they seem to be a lot more educated on the dynamic of the Hockey season, especially during this cold streak when our guys are being traded away. Nobody is hitting the panic button. But every Isles fan I know will be quick to point out "LOL you're still over paying Queen Henrietta, money doesn't buy wins" like shut the fuck up our entire core is home grown you fucks. Talk to me again when your Captain signs a contract.

And holy shit, I can't wait until their Offense fucking implodes because there's no way their Centermen can maintain this pace all season. But even guys like Boomer and Boomer that I respect are saying that the Isles goalie is comparable to our goalie like give me a break, in your dreams.