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Tumblr user has to unfollow you because the purple creature in your pfp reminds him of his ex gf fursona

    https://www.tumblr.com/wizard0rb/713191468141035520/hey-im-really-sorry-because-you-were-a-really
    hey i’m really sorry because you were a really cool mutual but for the record i have to unfollow you because the purple creature in your profile picture (whatever she’s from) (or they sorry i don’t want to assume the beast’s pronouns) (i love all genders) looks almost exactly like my ex girlfriend’s fursona and i tried to ignore that for a while because i’m not the kind of pussy who would unfollow someone because their creature looks like my ex’s fursona but get this: she drew her fursona hitting me (human) (i’m not a furry) (nothing against them) (i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse. so needless to say i can’t keep doing this. i’m gonna miss your posts though you were a real one i loved when you would say shit like “it’s (the f slur) wednesday post knuckles”

    This tells me Soto is an outcast to the main clubhouse.

      There is a picture of Juan Soto chilling in the bullpen with the bullpen players, and some guy posted the copypasta unironically. It then became a meme AKA the ‘Soto Bullpen’ copypasta. 

      This tells me Soto is an outcast to the main clubhouse. He’s not vibing with Lindor, Alonso, Nimmo etc. so the bullpen is his safe space and comfort zone. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if he comes out as non binary or has some form of high functioning autism.

      Ruby-chan! HAIII!!! Nani ga suki?

        AiScReam LoveLive lyrics

        Its from a Japanese Idol Franchise (Love Live!) performance, they are singing as characters in the anime similar to a musical.

        ruby chann!! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)
HAİİİ!!! ( ≧ᗜ≦)
nani ga suki? (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)
choco minto, yuri mo a na ta!! ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡ayumu-chan!! ♡(˃͈ ˂͈ )
haiii! (ㅅ´ ˘ `)
nani ga suki? >ᴗ<
sutoroberii fureibaa, yuri mo a na ta! (๑>◡<๑) skiki-chan!! (๑´>᎑<)~*
hai! (ᵕ—ᴗ—)
nani ga sukii? :3
kukki & kurimmo, yuri mo na ta! ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა 
        Ruby-chan? 💃HAIII!!!! 🙋‍♀️ Nani ga suki? 🤨❓CHOCOMINTO 🍫 YORI MO A♡NA ♡ TA ♡ 🫵
        ruby chann!! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)  
HAİİİ!!! (  ≧ᗜ≦) 💕
nani ga suki? (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)  
choco minto, yuri mo a na ta!! ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡
        ruby-chan？(*´꒳`*)
hai！！（≧∇≦）
nani ga suki?(*´Д｀*)
Chocominto！！(*´꒳`*)
yori mo a-na-ta！(*´◒`*)
ayumu-chan？(^-^)
hai！！☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
nani ga suki？（≧∇≦）
sutoberi fureiiba(๑>◡<๑)
yori mo a-na-ta！！(*´Д｀*)
shiki-chan？(*´◒`*)
hai！！U・x・U
nani ga suki ？（≧∇≦）
cuki ando kurimu（＾ν＾）
yori mo a-na-ta！！( ^ω^ )
minna！！☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
hai！！！(*´Д｀*)
nani ga suki ？？(*´꒳`*)
mochiron daisuki aisu kurimu！！！
☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

        I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia.

          Okay so this may sound like im messing with you but I promise I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Basically if I don't get enough blood flow to my ears they will slowly freeze and will fall off, and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There's no cure for it except one, I need to constantly warm my ears and the only material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl, so I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons.

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            Gears of War I own a Torque Bow for home defense

              Its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed into Gears of War universe.

              I own a Torque Bow for home defense, since that’s what The Allfathers intended.

Four drones break into my house. I shouted, “Jeez Louise, what the fuck!”

I grabbed my cog helmet and Torque Bow, and blow the first locust into bloody chunks, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my snub pistol on the second grub, miss him entirely because its accuracy sucks and nails the neighbors pet ticker.

I have to resort to the hammer of dawn I have at the top of the stairs, “eat dirt and die motherfucker!” the hammer turns the two grubs into dust, the shockwaves set off car alarms.

Grab my retro lancer and charge the last terrified locust. He bleeds out waiting for Myrrah to save him since bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.

Ah yes,

Just as The Allfathers intended