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    Quest tracker in Dark and Darker
    Alchemist : 1: fetch 0/3 potion of healing, 0/3 potion of invisibility, 0/3 potion of protection 2: kill 0/5 skeleton mage, 0/5 goblin mage, 0/10 wisp 3: fetch 0/3 mimic tooth, 0/3 intact skull, 0/10 moldy bread

Armorer: 1: kill 0/75 skeleton 2: fetch 0/15 cobalt ingot, 0/10 rubysilver ingot 3: kill 0/15 lich

Goblin Merchant: 1: kill 0/15 goblin axeman, 0/15 goblin warrior, 0/15 goblin archer 2: kill 0/10 player in goblin caves 3: fetch 0/20 goblin ear 4: escape goblin caves 0/10 times 5: kill 0/8 goblin mage, 0/5 giant centipede, 0/5 giant spider, 0/3 giant worm

Leathersmith: 1: fetch 0/15 leather cap 2: escape goblin caves 0/25 times 3: fetch 0/15 wolf pelts, 1 troll pelt

Santa: 1: kill 0/5 Ranger, 0/5 Warlock, 0/5 Rogue, 0/5 Wizard, 0/5 Cleric, 0/5 Bard, 0/5 Fighter, 0/5 Barbarian 2: escape ruins 0/10 times, goblin caves 0/10, crypts 0/10 times 3: fetch 0/100 gingerbread cookie

Surgeon: 1: fetch 0/15 bandage 2: kill 0/5 giant spider, 0/3 giant centipide, 0/7 goblin mage 3: fetch 0/15 surgical kit

Tailor: 1: kill 0/10 skeleton mage, 0/5 demon bat, 0/3 demon berserker 2: fetch 0/15 old cloth, 0/3 enchanted dark fabric, 0/1 spider silk 3: kill 0/10 ghost king

Tavern Master: 1: kill 0/15 skeleton footman, 0/15 skeleton guardsman, 0/15 skeleton archer 2: fetch 0/1 golden tooth, 0/2 rusty broken sword, 0/4 broken skull, 0/6 bone 3: kill 0/5 skeleton mage, 0/3 skeleton champion, 0/3 wraith 4: escape crypts 0/5 times 5: fetch 0/10 ale 6: kill 0/25 deathskull, 0/15 mummy, 0/5 spiderpot 7: kill 0/10 elite skeleton axeman, 0/10 elite skeleton spearman 8: fetch 0/8 maggots, 0/5 old cloth, 0/1 enchanted dark fabric, 0/1 mimic tongue, 0/1 centaur hoof 9: kill 0/1 lich, 0/2 demon berserker, 0/2 demon centaur, 0/3 demon bat, 0/5 demon dog

Collector: 1: kill 0/15 wisp, 0/15 wolve, and 0/1 cockatrice 2: fetch 0/8 grave essence, 0/6 moldy bread, 0/2 wolf fang, 0/2 wolf pelt 3: escape ruins 0/10 times 4: fetch 0/3 ancient scroll, 0/3 gold waterpot, 0/3 gold crown 5: kill 0/12 player on ruins

Treasurer: 1: kill 0/15 mimic 2: fetch gold bangle of each type 3: fetch 0/15 ceremonial dagger 4: kill 0/3 cockatrice 5: fetch 0/1 legendary diamond, 0/1 legendary ruby, 0/1 legendary emerald, 0/1 legendary sapphire

Weaponsmith: 1: fetch 0/15 rare weapon 2: fetch 0/20 gold ingot 3: kill 0/50 players

Woodsman: 1: fetch 0/15 campfire 2: kill 0/25 direwolve, 0/10 giant bat, 0/5 cockatrice 3: escape ruins 0/10 times

    keep going with the excuses buddy

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      keep going with the excuses buddy, everyone knows you've ran out of broken farm and simply can't keep up due to lack of skill and not because you're too lazy. so pipe down pal and enjoy that #2 spot, because you will never be the best at anything

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          Look kid, I fuck more attractive women than you have ever even seen…

            Look kid, I fuck more attractive women than you have ever even seen with your prepubescent, desperate virgin eyes. I once beat up an ex heavy weight boxer because he looked at me wrong. He begged me to stop. He begged me to just let him go, But I didn’t stop. You sit there in with your shitty computer, no job prospects past your nearest McDonald, and call me a beta male? You can’t even get the greese stains off of your shit between your fourth and fifth abdominal roll without the help of your mother, whom you have single handedly lead into an unimaginable misery by your mere pathetic existence. Take some of those bigs words and bring them outside into the real world. That way someone can beat you up before they send you crawling home to lick your wounds and make pissy internet videos bitching about people that you cannot even begin to understand from behind the drool covered binoculars you call glasses.

            Using an auto is like using porn. Manual is like sex.

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              Using an auto is like using porn. Manual is like sex.

Sex really benefits from developing a relationship, paying attention, practice and focus. Its work.

You can have sex without these qualities but the sex suffers, and so does the experience of driving a manual.

When you just need to get off and not pay attention - automatic transmission.

You can still have fun - especially left foot braking without a clutch, but it's designed to be convenient.