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I swear to fucking god there is no group of individuals as brain dead as teen and mid twenties car guys.

    I swear to fucking god there is no group of individuals as brain dead as teen and mid twenties car guys.

I know a dude who threw an LS crate engine into his 2016(?) Camaro at a ridiculous cost and had probably dumped $60k into it by the time the motor fucking exploded and he replaced it for another 20 bones.

This guy is almost 30, a twink who still lives with his parents, feeds off of validation on Snapchat and instagram reels doing burnouts in traffic, and who probably only owns hoodies and snap backs. For what?

The levels of jerking are self sustaining. It’s gotten to a point where I can see a 350z in a McDonald’s parking lot and know exactly which employee is shitcanning himself to work. If I see another Honda odyssey straight piped with a heart towhook or a teddy bear chained to the bumper I’m going to emulsify my brains against a canvas

    remember the goat you once were. LISTEN TO ME!!! LISTEN!!!!!

      better than azul and valley idc. remember the goat you once were. MREKK!!! LISTEN TO ME!!! LISTEN!!!!! IKNOW YOURE FUCKING THERE!!! LISTEN!!!!!! A LEGEND DOESNT DIE WHEN THEY FALL ON THE BATTLEFIELD. THEY DIE WHEN THEY CAN NO LONGER GET UP AND RETURN TO THE BATTLEFIELD. YOU ARENT DONE, YOU GOT TAHT DOG IN YOU. WAKE TF UP!!! TURN OFF THE FACECAM. TURN OFF THE BTMC TOURNAMENT. TURN OFF THE MIC. TURN OFF THE PP COUNTER. TURN IT OFF. TURN OFF YOUR FKN CHAT. LOCK TF IN. ITS NOT OVER

      what about im not a crackhead dont you understand?

        what about im not a crackhead dont you understand? i have never done cocaine in the united states ive only ive only ever done crack in international waters LEGALLY. And cocaine has been used throughout history with no side effects, i have no lambda waves in my ecg and i dont have VT so there is no problem doing crack 1-2 times a year while fishing. im not queing qp while doing cocaine and the question has already been answered the answer is 60-80 games to adjust your mmr.

        Kim Mingook “I died yesterday.”

          Kim Minguk’s Instagram Story with Jihyo
          I died yesterday. Kim Min-gook, who was colorless and odorless, died and was reborn after meeting Jihyo. A bright world and a scent that you can feel.
          I died yesterday
The colorless, odorless, meaningless Kim Mingook died
After meeting Jihyo, Kim Mingook is now gasping for his first breath again
In a brightened world and a scent one can perceive
As a breeze lightly brushing him from the deep cave where he wandered
Discovering meaning through it
Snow falling aimlessly in winter
The white snow revealing a light seen with my own eyes
I died yesterday
And yesterday I took my first breath
          I 🧐 died 😵 yesterday 📅🗓️ The colorless💥, odorless💥, meaningless 🤮 Kim Mingook died 😔 After 👀 meeting 🤝 Jihyo, Kim Mingook is now 🥺 gasping for 🤡 his 🦋🌟❄️ first 🌓 breath 🐙👄 again 😘😟 In 🤖 a brightened world 💕🌎 and a scent one 😥♿ can 🥫 perceive As a breeze 🌬️ lightly 💨 brushing him 👴 from 👉😮 the deep 😝 cave where 👏⬇️🗺️ he 💁‍♂️ wandered Discovering meaning 😏 through 🔛 it Snow 🏔 falling 🍂 aimlessly in ☹️ winter 😾 The white ⚪ snow ❄️⛄ revealing 🐜👒🔌 a light 🚦 seen 👀 with my 😀 own 😠 eyes 👀 I 👥 died 😵❌ yesterday 📅🗓️ And yesterday 📅🗓️ I 👈 took 🤜 my 💄👪👍 first 🌓 breath 🏊‍♂️🏊‍♀️🧘‍♂️

          Do you guys edge your weapons?

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            I find edging archer very practical especially against monarchs and legions. Very fun even tho you can get caught with your pants down if you edge for too long. I personally have never been on recieving end of archer edging, I think mainly because I main ronin and most people don't like edging to ronin, but that's just a theory.

I main dice roll so I naturally get smart pistol from time to time, and I often edge it just for fun. Looking at someone panic when they know that anytime now I can blow my load on them is really fun. Fighting smart pistol is already scary, but it becomes 10x scarier when someone edges it.

Northstar I feel like is the most edged titan alongside legion. Having a load ready anytime is just fundamental and it's no suprise that a lot of people edge their plasma railguns and predator cannons.

As for laser shot and siphon edging is really important and lets you shoot very accurately, but sometimes when you edge, but can't finish on someone you might have to help yourself with your other hand to not waste charge.

As for edging devotion and charge rifle I feel like it's just a fun thing to do but no really practical. Never edged devotion before but I might try.

Anything I missed?

            You’re clearly missing the problem with stacking in this game

              You're clearly missing the problem with stacking in this game, so let me break it down for you. When you're grouping up with the rest of your team, you're making it significantly harder for enemy players to pick you off individually and get a team wipe. This ultimately manifests as frustration and sometimes even results in rage quitting.

By grouping up, you've stopped them from getting a "sick ass clip" that they can post online for some sweet, sweet internet points. Most likely, during their rage, they lashed out and either damaged their controller / keyboard or hurt themselves slamming the desk.

In summary, failure to wipe a full team solo. Loss of potential Twitter clip. Ego shattered. Rage and frustration heightened. Severe bruising to wrists and fists after smashing desk. Physical recovery: 6 weeks. Full psychological recovery: 6 months.