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Summary: Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil

    Summary: Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.

    Shorten version

    Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
    Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
    Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
    Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because OP was already dead. 

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    Summary:
    
    Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
    
    Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
    
    Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
    
    Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because you were already dead.
    Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
    Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
    Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
    Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because you were already dead. 

    Origin of this meme

    The origin of the ‘Summary: Shots 1-5: Clearly missed’ copypasta came from a Valve developer response towards a clip of a pro CSGO player (Hiko) missing his shots that seemingly shouldn’t happened. Ever since then, the response had been meme-d and shared across different communities every time there is a discussion or clip showing shots that didn’t result in a kill. People often do this as a nod towards this legendary comment.

    Why was this meme so legendary?

    CSGO has an in-house community joke where the game is visually bugged at specific angles causing the game’s character model not aligning with it’s hitboxes. It is also widely accepted that sometimes the netcode of the game fails to register player’s shots. This meant that when you shoot someone, the person might live.

    Valve has always been very silent and mysterious on their projects and by extension they way they engage their community. Hence when an official Valve employee responded to the clip of Hiko with an over-analyzed frame-by-frame comment on why its not the game’s fault and actually the player himself, it became an instant meme by the CSGO community.

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    I snapped this picture of X yesterday.

      Original

      I snapped this picture of @shaunking yesterday. He was about to write his first post about the Palestinian-Israeli conflict. He was sitting on the couch in my office gathering his words, research, and videos and suddenly got up and went to the window. He was overwhelmed by it all and just needed a moment to breathe and reflect. ⁣
      ⁣
      None of what he does comes without a price. The images he shares, the stances he takes. For days so many people were pulling on him asking why he hadn't posted. People from both sides. Years ago he would've done so without a second thought. Today, he's well acquainted with the consequences of taking stands against the establishment. We've lost so much and much of it has been excruciatingly painful for our entire family. I'll always be proud of him for doing what's right, though. Especially when it's not easy. #freepalestine🇵🇸

      Destiny version

      I snapped this picture of Destiny yesterday. He was about to write the first page of the Hasan manifesto. He was sitting on the cuck chair in my hotel room gathering his words, research, and videos and suddenly got up and went to the window. He was overwhelmed by it all and just needed a moment to sip his hot choccy and reflect.
      
      None of what he does comes without a price. The memes he steals, the bad food takes. For days so many people were pulling on him asking him why he hasn’t streamed. A month ago he would’ve done so without a second thought. Today he’s well acquainted with the consequences of taking stands against the establishment. We’ve lost so much and much of it has been excruciatingly painful for the entire polycule. I’ll always be proud of him for doing what’s right though. Especially when it’s not easy. #banqorantos

      There comes a time in every man’s life when he needs to take a look at himself in the mirror and wonder how exactly he reached such a place.

        Steam copypasta review of visual novel games
        There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to take a look at himself in the mirror and wonder how exactly he reached such a place.
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        Yet, despite the abundance of naked anime women waiting in the digital sphere, I still chose to purchase this game and devote hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and just like the time I fear I may never find it again.
        
        There is something broken within me, something that desires sensation beyond my reach, something that whimpers every single night with the knowledge that there is no true Succubus: SEX Story, it is a merely an illusion.
        In my pursuit to find meaning in this long life, I sought the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop up window on my computer.
        
        I am unsure what the moral of this review is, I am unsure about my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of anime girls can cure the vast rot that has overtaken me. 

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          Spanish version

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