I have an autistic shut-in girlfriend. It's great.
She has no friends. Zero. She wears no makeup. She spends her free time writing erotic fanfiction and other teenage girl crap even though she's close to 30 now.
She's attracted to vampires and werewolves and dragons and weird stuff like that. This is another reason I know she'll never leave me unless I abuse her or give her an actual REASON to. She's not attracted to humans.
She let me fuck her whenever I want because she loves and cares about me and because she enjoys the physical act of sex but she fantasizes that I'm something else other than human when I fuck her. I don't mind. Whatever makes her happy.
I'm aware of how this relationship sounds but she's assured me that she wants to be with me. I've told her that she doesn't have to have sex with me in order to stay with me but she wants to. We sleep in separate bedrooms because she wants her own space and I can't stand sleeping with someone.
Our relationship is weird but it works. To be honest I don't like women. I don't hate them but I just don't find them appealing or interesting at all. My girlfriend doesn't look or act like a woman though which is great for me. She owns 4 pairs of shoes (one for summer, one for winter, and a spare of each).
She's like a shut-in bro who shares most of my hobbies and interests, one of them being sex. I really can't imagine a better relationship.
What do you mean you have a "breeding" fetish? You mean you get turned on by the idea of impregnating a girl? Newsflash pal, THAT'S CALLED BEING A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON. I swear to god you virgins are so fucking gooned out on porn that we have come full circle to the point where you think it's "kinky" to do THE MOST BASIC FOUNDATIONAL FUCKING THING IN THE ENTIRE REPRODUCTIVE PROCESS. Stop trying to make literally the most vanilla concept in all of sex that EVERY FUCKING PERSON HAS DONE FOR ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY EVEN YOUR OWN BORING-ASS PARENTS part of your weird fucking incel discord beta-cuck depravity
Great. I fucking cummed. Because of what you posted. Do you think it's cool to make me cum in front of my family? Do you get joy out of it? My cum filled my underwear and is dripping down my leg. All because of you. I'm at my wife's funeral right now and I cummed all over her coffin. My great grandpa looked at this post and cummed so hard he died! Now I have to got to two funerals, all because of you. My great grandma slapped me in the face, which made me cum even more! I'm sitting in a pool of my own cum with two dead people in this room, just because you had to post this.
holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
Geometry Dash
holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more poorly drawn normal difficulty meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire comm is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha its the poorly drawn normal difficulty face from that one tweet" STOP. and the WORST part is that the faces were actually funny for like a few days and it got fucking ruined in like a hour because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
So my girl is applying ED to Cornell University this year and has been talking about it nonstop for weeks. She’s been wanting this for as long as she’s known the school and mentions it anytime we’re together.
I’m totally cool with that and have supported her through it all. She definitely has the stats to get in so I’m proud of her, but its an insane obsession now. She’s visited the school about 6 times and says how much she loves everything about the school and I mean EVERYTHING.
The campus, programs, people, architecture, history, traditions, colors, mascot, shape, smell?
She literally knows everything about the school and does Cornell trivia with me when we’re bored or asks me to help her write emails to professors she thinks she’ll have next year to tell them how much she “loves” their work.
Last night we were doing it in bed, and everything was going smoothly. While she talked me through it I thought I heard her mumbling but couldn’t really make out what she was saying. But at the end she screamed “Cornell!” and calling it baby and was saying how much she wanted it so bad and would do anything for it. Instead of my name! She said Cornell!
I asked her about it after and told me it didn’t mean anything and just kept rambling about how much she really wants the school. It doesn’t even sound like she’s talking about a school anymore.
I know she’s stressed because of it, but I’m kind of hurt? Is this normal?
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UC Berkeley
So my girl is applying to UC Berkeley this year and has been talking about it nonstop for weeks. She’s been wanting this for as long as she’s known the school and mentions it anytime we’re together.
I’m totally cool with that and have supported her through it all. She definitely has the stats to get in so I’m proud of her, but its an insane obsession now. She’s visited the school about 6 times and says how much she loves everything about the school and I mean EVERYTHING.
The campus, programs, people, architecture, history, traditions, colors, mascot, shape, smell?
She literally knows everything about the school and does Berkeley trivia with me when we’re bored or asks me to help her write emails to professors she thinks she’ll have next year to tell them how much she “loves” their work.
Last night we were doing it in bed, and everything was going smoothly. While she talked me through it I thought I heard her mumbling but couldn’t really make out what she was saying. But at the end she screamed “Berkeley!” and calling it baby and was saying how much she wanted it so bad and would do anything for it. Instead of my name! She said Berkeley!
I asked her about it after and she told me it didn’t mean anything and just kept rambling about how much she really wants the school. It doesn’t even sound like she’s talking about a school anymore.
I know she’s stressed because of it, but I’m kind of hurt? Is this normal?
UC Illinois
My gf screamed “Illinois” instead of my name in bed?
So my girl is applying to UIUC this year and has been talking about it nonstop for weeks. She’s been wanting this for as long as she’s known the school and mentions it anytime we’re together.
I’m totally cool with that and have supported her through it all. She definitely has the stats to get in so I’m proud of her, but its an insane obsession now. She’s visited the school about 6 times and says how much she loves everything about the school and I mean EVERYTHING.
The campus, programs, people, architecture, history, traditions, colors, mascot, shape, smell?
She literally knows everything about the school and does Illinois trivia with me when we’re bored or asks me to help her write emails to professors she thinks she’ll have next year to tell them how much she “loves” their work.
Last night we were doing it in bed, and everything was going smoothly. While she talked me through it I thought I heard her mumbling but couldn’t really make out what she was saying. But at the end she screamed “Illinois!” and calling it baby and was saying how much she wanted it so bad and would do anything for it. Instead of my name! She said Illinois!
I asked her about it after and she told me it didn’t mean anything and just kept rambling about how much she really wants the school. It doesn’t even sound like she’s talking about a school anymore.
I know she’s stressed because of it, but I’m kind of hurt? Is this normal?
This isn’t a fucking meme anymore. This is no longer a want, but a need. I need to fuck her. Ashley… she makes me feel things that I’ve never felt from a fictional 2D woman before. Every time I browse the r/CoffinofAndyAndLeyley subreddit, I see nude images of her. Whenever I sleep, I see nude images of her. Whenever I think, I see nude images of her. I can’t take it anymore. This psychotic, cannibalistic, heartless bitch… I want her to be my actual sister. I want to be Andrew himself. I’m not satisfied until Ashley’s my actual sister and we have some hot, raw incestual sex. I want to give her an incest baby that we can take care of because our parents are fucking useless. And I don’t want to fix her. I want her to absolutely fucking break me. I want her to destroy everything I love and laugh as I have nothing but her to love anymore, because she’s all I need… I want her to chew up the meat of a person she grinded up into ground meat and spit it onto my mouth like a bird feeding her baby. People won’t understand, but it doesn’t matter to me anymore. I want Ashley to dominate me as her big brother. I want her to just absolutely be the worst person to ever enter my life as she coddles me to herself as I cry about my life choices. But above all… I want Ashley to be my sister-wife.
