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Goku Will Never be a Real God

    The meme is a parody of the YWNBAW copypasta that started from 4chan.

    Goku Will Never be a Real God
    
    No matter what goku does, he will never be a divine entity, nor a so called super saiyan "God"
    
    He has no God lineage, he has no Immortality, he has no Natural Divine Ki. He is a filthy monkey twisted by stupid rituals and training by a fraudulent "God" into a crude mockery of The Divine's Perfection
    
    All the “God Forms” he has are Immitations are mutations of his "super saiyan" form. Behind his back Gods mock him. His “Divine training partners” laugh at his Mortal appearance behind closed doors.
    
    Gods are utterly repulsed by him. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Gods to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Super Saiyan"God"s who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a God. His Mortal forms and ki is a dead giveaway. And even if he manages to get a Kai in training home with him, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your Super Monkey forms, infected with Mortal Genes
    
    He will never be Strong. He wrenches out a fake smile every single morning and tell himself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside him he feels the Aging and diseases creeping up like a weed, ready to crush him under the unbearable weight of his sickness.
    
    Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - he'll use the super dragon balls, and wish to be a Kai or an actual God and plunge into the cold abyss of The dragon being too Imperfect to Grant those Wishes. His Divine Mentors will find about him, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury him with a headstone marked with his Mortal Monkey Name and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Mortal Monkey is buried there. His body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a Mortal's.
    
    This is his fate. This is what he is. There is no turning back.