Originally from a post on r/osugame but has since become a meme and other variations of the pasta has been created.
Osu
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"
So the osu!demons inside me told me 'say it, Comfortable-Chip-740, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play rhythm games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a Big Black SS that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Balatro
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"
So the madness joker inside me told me 'say it, Narso, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play rogue-like games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a Perkeo Baron Mime naninf 5 hour run that I uploaded months ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Old School Runescape
I showed osrs to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"
So the osrs demons inside me told me 'say it, Bwananabread, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play mmorpg games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a 500 invo ToA that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Guilty Gear
I showed Strive to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really'
So the GGST demons inside me told me 'say it, mini_tagus, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play fighting games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found my EVO 2025 grand finals match that I uploaded to YouTube a year ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Bloons TD 6
I showed BTD6 to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really'
So the BTD6 demons inside me told me 'say it, pinpunch, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play tower defense games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found my CHIMPS bloody puddles completion that I uploaded to YouTube a year ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Geometry Dash
I showed Geometry Dash to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"
So the GD demons inside me told me 'say it, ComicalSans1, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play rhythm games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a Blood Bath 100% that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'Geometry Dash isn't a rhythm game you idiot' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Brawl Stars
I showed Brawl Stars to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah... nahh not really"
So the brawl stars demons inside me told me to 'say it, mRigged, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play Supercell games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess, so I quickly found a Power League Mortis Solo carry video that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool...!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyways I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely.
Hypixel Skyblock
I showed skyblock to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"
So the skyblock demons inside me told me 'say it, ecylios, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play on hypixel skyblock, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a sub 4 f7 s+ run that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Chess
I showed chess to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play board games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"
So the chess demons inside me told me 'say it, sokuto_desu, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play chess, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a match that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Steins Gate
I showed Steins;Gate to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you watch anime?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"
So the S;G demons inside me told me 'say it, sokuto_desu, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I watch Steins;Gate, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found an episode that I watched years ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Class of ’09
I showed Class of '09 to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"
So the '09 demons inside me told me 'say it, UzumakiMadeIt, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play Class of '09, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a playthrough of that one route with the pedo that I uploaded years ago, and she watched the full video in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
War Thunder
I showed War Thunder to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really'
So the snail inside me told me 'say it, Romanian dude, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play war games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found the vid where an L3 gets brutally murdered, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Five Nights at Freddy
I showed Five Nights at Freddy’s to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really'
So the bear inside me told me 'say it, animdude, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play horror games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found the vid where the bite of 87 happens, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
