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Plants vs. Zombies is actually an insanely complex and intricate game

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    Created by u/Exavless, its a response to people saying that Plants vs. Zombies is an easy game.

    Plants vs. Zombies is actually an insanely complex and intricate game with remarkable depth. Just because some neanderthal like you cannot comprehend its many layers does not, in any way, prove that the game is easy. To be completely frank, I find it preposterous that anyone could possibly consider it "easy."

Even if you were the #1 Plants vs. Zombies player in the world, you still wouldn’t describe it as such. That would be like claiming chess - though Plants vs. Zombies is arguably even more complex - is just a children's game, a statement only the truly deluded would make. No chess master would ever dismiss chess in such a way, and no one should do so with Plants vs. Zombies either.

That’s why I’m certain this comment is nothing more than a pathetic attempt to provoke discourse. Well, your mischievous plan has failed, because seeing through it was "easy" for me. I suppose years of intense experience of playing Plants vs. Zomies had something to conitrbute it (since it increased my IQ to the level mankind has never seen before). Well, better luck next time, you (as the internet would discribe you) "troll"

    ULTRAKILL death screen

      Ultrakill new death screen
      WARNING: EXTREME DAMAGE SUSTAINED.
RUNNING DIAGNOSTIC
ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING
ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING
WARNING: COMBAT SYSTEMS INOPERABLE
ATTEMPTING RECONSTRUCTION
ERROR: SELF-REPAIR NEXUS NOT RESPONDING
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
INITIATING ESCAPE PROTOCOL
ATTEMPTING CONNECTION WITH LIMBIC MODULES
ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING
ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING
WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN MOTOR FUNCTIONS
ERROR: VISUAL CORTEX MALFUNCTION
ERROR: LIMBIC FUNCTION NOT RESPONDING
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN INTERNAL ORGANS
! PULSE FAILURE !
! PULSE FAILURE !
! PULSE FAILURE !
-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
ERROR: NO VOCAL INTERFACE DETECTED. UNABLE TO COMPLETE TASK
! PULSE FAILURE !
! PULSE FAILURE !
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD
WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN BASIC FUNCTIONS
-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
      WARNING: EXTREME DAMAGE SUSTAINED.

RUNNING DIAGNOSTIC

ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING

ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING

WARNING: COMBAT SYSTEMS INOPERABLE

ATTEMPTING RECONSTRUCTION

ERROR: SELF-REPAIR NEXUS NOT RESPONDING

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.

INITIATING ESCAPE PROTOCOL

ATTEMPTING CONNECTION WITH LIMBIC MODULES

ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING

ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING

WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN MOTOR FUNCTIONS

ERROR: VISUAL CORTEX MALFUNCTION

ERROR: LIMBIC FUNCTION NOT RESPONDING

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.

WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN INTERNAL ORGANS

! PULSE FAILURE !

! PULSE FAILURE !

! PULSE FAILURE !

-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-

ERROR: NO VOCAL INTERFACE DETECTED. UNABLE TO COMPLETE TASK

! PULSE FAILURE !

! PULSE FAILURE !

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD

WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN BASIC FUNCTIONS

-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-

-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

      Hassan Piker – When you were partying I studied dialectical materialism

        Its an edited image of Hassan Piker’s story in Instagram by a hater. The caption is a satire of the infamous “While you were partying I studied the blade” copypasta.

        When you were partying
I studied dialectical materialism

When you were getting married and starting a family 
I mastered the socialist grift

While you wasted your days goofing and gaffing
I cultivated an audience,of leftist slacktivists who pay for my porsche

And now that the world is on fire and Trump is in office you have the audacity to question my going to Gaza?

        I’m sick of Gallagher

          Gallagher copypasta from HSR

          Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Gallagher from Honkai Star Rail.

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Gallagher. I try to play DoT. My Huohuo doesn’t generate enough SP. I try to play Mydei. My Luocha doesn’t heal enough. I want to play mono-quantum. Gallagher has better buff with Sacerdos. I want to play Acheron, her best team has Gallagher. I want to play Aglaea, The Herta, Firefly, Yunli, Feixiao, etc… They ALL want Gallagher.

He grabs me by the throat. I save Penacony for him. I run the bar for him. I take care of his pet. He isn't satisfied. I pull Scent Alone Stays True. "I don't need this much BE" He tells me. "Give me more team comps." He grabs Lingsha and throw her into The Shackling Prison. "You will never have to pull for another sustain again, I’m all you need".

I want to pull for new characters, I have the jades. He confiscate my credit card. He looks at the other sustains. “This is only the beginning." He grabs Sleepie. He says "Sleepie, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, LC abuse. What a cruel universe.
          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Gallagher. I try to play Bailu. My Gallagher heals more. I try to play Lingsha. My Gallagher gives more SP. I try to play Luocha. My Gallagher heals more and gives more SP. I want to play Firefly. Her best team has Gallagher. I want to play Archeron, Robin. They both want Gallagher.

He grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I salvage. I give him Self-Modelling resin. He isn't satisfied. I craft a piece. "I don't need this much BE" He tells me. "Give me more SPD." He grabs every 4* healers and throw them to irrelevancy. "You just need to give me QPQ. I can give more energy than HuoHuo."

I can't pull for QPQ, I have skill issue. He grabs my account to clear MOC. It fails. "Guess this is the end." He grabs Prydwen. He says "Prydwen, get them." There is no hint of emotion in his eyes. Nothing but pure, cruel data sheets of just how much he is the swiss army of HSR. What a cruel world.

          any female born after 1993

            Eat Hot Chip and Lie
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            any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
            Any girl born after 2006 can't cook. All they know is, accai bowl, charge they Chakra, work, be sigmasexual, eat detox tea and lie

            Northernlion Sisyphus speech

              Northernlion Sisyphus copypasta
              the Sisyphus clip

              Its a motivational speech by Notherlion while playing as Sisyphus and pushing a boulder. The speech changes from positive to negative depending on whether the boulder is going up or down. The clip has became a meme and was made into a copypasta by his fans.

              Lock in. Lock in. Get it twisted, if you can lock in you can do anything. Get it twisted, your actions impact nothing, your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to, the world is a playground designed for YOU and only YOU to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. GET IT TWISTED. YOU ARE A PAWN IN A UNIVERSE CHESS MATCH. YOU MEAN NOTHING TO GOD (IF THEY EVEN EXIST) YOU'RE A ROUNDING ERROR YOU ARE TWO PENNIES ON A FORTUNE 500 COMPANY'S BALANCE SHEET, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU IN THE SLIGHTEST. GET IT TWISTED. EVERYBODY GETS WHAT THEY DESERVE IN THIS LIFE, IF YOU PUT IN EFFORT, YOU CAN ACHIEVE ANYTHING. SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ARE BETTER PEOPLE. GET IT TWISTED. THE CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING YOUR BIRTH DETERMINE WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GO, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AT ALL. YOUR OWN LEVEL OF EDUCATION, YOUR ATTITUDE, YOUR LEVEL OF EFFORT, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR NETWORK, YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR CREDENTIALS... MOTHERFUCKER! 
              Get it twisted. If you lock in you can do anything... Motherfucker... Get it twisted. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you. Get it twisted. You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to god, if they even exist. You’re a rounding error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500 company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you in the slightest. Get it twisted. Everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people. Get it twisted. The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. Nothing else matters at all. Your own level of education. Your attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your network. Your business. Your credentials... (motherfucker) 
              Get it twisted— if you lock in, you can do anything. Motherfucker...get it twisted, your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you, to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait ninety minutes to wake up before you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth... when you fall asleep, nothing can st— okay, GET IT TWISTED, you are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to God, if they even exist, you're a— a rounding error, you're two pennies on a Fortune 500 company's balance sheet. They don't care about you in the slightest— get it twisted, everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people— GET IT TWISTED, THE CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING... YOUR BIRTH... DETERMINE WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GO. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS, AT ALL. YOUR OWN LEVEL OF EDUCATION, YOUR ATTITUDE, Y- YOUR LEVEL OF EFFORT, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR NETWORK, YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR CREDENTIALS... MOTHERFUCKER!!

              Disco Elysium version

              VOLITION: Lock in, lock in. Get it Harrier? If you lock in you can do anything.

HALF-LIGHT: Motherfucker...

RHETORIC: Get it, Harrier? Your actions impact nothing.

REACTION SPEED: Your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it.

SAVOIR FAIRE: You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is your playground for you, and only you, to achieve your highest-level ambitions.

COMPOSURE: If you wait ninety minutes to wake up before you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth before you fall asleep nothing can stop you.

RHETORIC: GET IT, HARRIER?! You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to God - if they even exist. You're a rounding error, you're two pennies on a Fortune 500 company's balance sheet, they don't care about you in the slightest.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT: Get it, Harrier? Everyone gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything.

SAVOIR FAIRE: Successful people are better people. GET IT, HARRIER?! The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AT ALL. Your own level of education, your attitude, your friends, your network, your business, your credentials...

HALF-LIGHT: MOTHERFUCKER!

              Sisyphus

              Get it twisted
If you lock in you can do anything

Get it twisted
Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is
predetermined. The only thing you can change is
your reaction to it

Get it twisted
You can do anything you set your mind to. The
world is a playground designed for you and only you
to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait
90 minutes to wake up to drink your first cup of
coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your
mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you

Get it twisted
You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean
nothing to God, if they even exist. You’re a rounding
error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500
company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you
in the slightest

Get it twisted
Everyone gets what they deserve in life. If you put
effort in you can achieve anything. Successful people
are better people

Get it twisted
The circumstances surrounding your birth
determine where you are going to go. Nothing else
matters at all. Your own level of education. Your
attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your
business. Your credentials

Motherfucker

- Ryan Letourneau