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I own a fleet carrier for system defense. (Elite: Dangerous)

    Created by u/Yourvisacardinfo, its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed to fleet carriers from the game Elite Dangerous.

    I own a fleet carrier for system defense because that's what the Sirius corporation intended. Four pirates drop out of supercruise. “What the Jaques Station?” I grab my fleet of system authority vessels and capital hardpoints, shoot beams that turn the first man into Thargoid cheese. He's dead on the spot. System authorities try to ram the second pilot but miss entirely because they're all Harmless and they hit a docking Type 9 instead. The AFK Cutter who was docked launches and targets the 2nd guy with missiles. “Tally ho lads!” he says. The missiles break the 3rd scallywag's canopy and send him running. The fleet of system authority Eagles charge the last terrified rapscallion, shoot pulse lasers at him and leave his thrusters at 0% because that's what the Sirius corporation intended!

    Trump’s Memorial Day message

      Its Trump’s Memorial Day message on Truth Social honoring the fallen heroes by attack Biden and the judges that undermine him.

      HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE SCUM THAT SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY THROUGH WARPED RADICAL LEFT MINDS, WHO ALLOWED 21,000,000 MILLION PEOPLE TO ILLEGALLY ENTER OUR COUNTRY, MANY OF THEM BEING CRIMINALS AND THE MENTALLY INSANE,THROUGH AN OPEN BORDER THAT ONLY AN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENT WOULD APPROVE, AND THROUGH JUDGES WHO ARE ON A MISSION TO KEEP MURDERERS, DRUG DEALERS, RAPISTS, GANG MEMBERS, AND RELEASED PRISONERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, IN OUR COUNTRY SO THEY CAN ROB, MURDER, AND RAPE AGAIN — ALL PROTECTED BY THESE USA HATING JUDGES WHO SUFFER FROM AN IDEOLOGY THAT IS SICK, AND VERY DANGEROUS FOR OUR COUNTRY. HOPEFULLY THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, AND OTHER GOOD AND COMPASSIONATE JUDGES THROUGHOUT THE LAND, WILL SAVE US FROM THE DECISIONS OF THE MONSTERS WHO WANT OUR COUNTRY TO GO TO HELL. BUT FEAR NOT, WE HAVE MADE GREAT PROGRESS OVER THE LAST 4 MONTHS, AND AMERICA WILL SOON BE SAFE AND GREAT AGAIN! AGAIN, HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!

      Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing. Entitled to everything. Contributing nothing.

        AKA ‘Black Fatigue’ copypasta often seen in comment of Tiktok videos featuring trashy or ghetto actions from black people.

        Ashamed of nothing

Offended by everything

Contributes nothing

Entitled to everything
        Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing. Entitled to everything. Contributing nothing.
        We live in a time where people are ashamed of nothing, but offended by everything.

        Shai, just put your dick in my ass at this point man

          New copypasta just dropped
          byu/lilsebastion inThunder
          Down 2-0 to the most notorious flopper in the league.
Ant ass and can't hit shit outside the three point line, Randle is a fucking ghost in the 3rd and got benched in the 4th, Mcdaniels has the temper of a fucking baby and pushed shai for a free flagrant (and we wonder how he gets so many calls Imfa00000000000000). Gobert is a fucking cold and gets out rebounded by LuFreuntz Dort and Alex Caruso, and we have Finch over here with a nice small ball lineup after Gobert is out for Chet to fucking *** all over with his tall lanky ass. Jesus Fucking Christ. Fuck this Fucking Team. I was giddy like a cheerleader about to get a train ran on her by the local football team when they started a run to get back into the game, but they just had to miss every single fucking shot as soon as I got a little bit of fucking hope. Trade Ant, trade Rudy, trade Jaden, Send Randle to China, Trade NAW, Send Naz to China, Trade Dante, Trade Mike, and explode ALL (yes, ALL) of the coaching staff. Matter of fact, fuck it. Explode YOU (Yes, YOU reading this post right now, I am talking to YOU the reader) AND ME off the face of this earth for supporting this fuck ass fake ass team. Steph
should've bounced this fuck ass fuck ass team in the semis but the basketball gods gave him a hamstring injury just so they could watch us get anally ***** by Shai Gilgeous Alexander. I'm done. Fuck this team. Fuck me. Hard.

          Good news, we can finally be bees.

            We can be bees meme 
            Good news, we can finally be bees. This isn't your world, but we can be bees. This is good news. You can be a bee. You'll live like a bee. a pet. "a pet?" a pet. Mark, this is good news. You'll live for 30 years. "THIS IS INSANE!" 
            Mark this is good news, we can finally be bees. This isn't your world but we can bee bees, you'll live for 30 years you understand what that means? We can finally be bees
            🐝
            We can be BEES. This is GOOD news. 
            Mark this isn't our world, but we can be bees
            You’ll live like a bee
            You will live 30 years
            You can be a bee. You can live like a pet. This is good news

            I’ve known Donald a long time, since the ’80s, when he came to Moscow chasing towers, gold, and girls.

              Its a copypasta of Putin describing Trump but it is unverifiable.

              “I’ve known Donald a long time, since the ’80s, when he came to Moscow chasing towers, gold, and girls. He stayed in one of our finest hotels. Let’s just say… he has a real appreciation for gold and showers. I’ve seen things. He knows that. Some presidents send sanctions. He sends compliments. He listens. I’m very happy with him. Always have been.”