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Gaming got gay, and I mean that literally

    I used to be a gamer, professional at that.

Gaming got gay, and I mean that literally.

It used to be an escape from the woke. We could get on, release our anger & energy by calling each other every slur in the book; no hard feelings - we're just playing.

At some point there was a shift - cat ears, edating, green & purple hair, inclusivity. But that's where it wrong.

See gaming was already inclusive, no matter who you were, no matter the color of your skin, no matter your sexual orientation - YOU WERE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. It was a warzone where you could let it all out and WE WERE ALL EQUAL.

Then they took over... or them. Whatever you want to call 'em.

Equality went out the window. In the process of combatting 'discrimination', it became less inclusive. One side was allowed to exist, they were "accepting". Life is all about narrative.

Watch the movie Gamer (2009). Lesson in there.

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              Happy 😁🎇 Passover you Kosher Cum 💦 Hoes! Tonight 🌃 we are going ▶ to ♻💊 dip our 🔥😈 Seder Dicks in 👄 the 👏🍄 bitter 😖 marinade and 📗😈 wash 💧💧 down some 🔇🍑 HOT 🔥😅 horse cum 🍆💦 with the Cucumber 😎 Soup 🍵🍵 !!! After 😜🍊 the Bubbe makes us 💦 count all 🏷👏 of 💦🐶 the spanky corndogs on ➡🔛 her arm 👌👌 make 💰🖕 sure you 🍆 get ♀😫 your 🌭 daddy to 👆 count 💯 all ✨ of 💦 your cummy 😏 good boy 👱😍 hoes will 🐼🅱 have 😤👏 to 😱💦 suffer 😤😧 in 🍑👇 bondage for 😱 four ♂ days 🌃 with 👏 no corndogs allowed but this is 🤢👌 to 🏼 remind us 💑👨 that god made our 👶☝ people ♀👧 suffer for 😱 thousands 🔢🔢 of 💰🔴 years 📅🗓 so 😖🆘 we 👥 could 😈 be 😨 free from 👉👊 bondage so whip 👊🍦 that 👌👫 dick out 👅🅱 and 😍 give 👦 a 😎💰 little 👧 slave 🙇🙇 girl some 👨⏳ relief from those 😖 hunger pains!! Send 📧 this to 💰 10 💯 slutty 🤰💧 slaves and you’ll 😤 get 🍆😱 the bitter man 🔥💯 cum potato . If you ‼ get 🏻😱 back, you ✋😂 won’t 🆗💪 be eating 🍈 bread 🍞 OR breasty until 🙄 COmpletion day 🌞 . If 👏 you 👈 get 💦😱 back ↩😻 , you mean 😏😏 nothing 😞 to us. 👈🤵 If you get back, we 👯♀ hate 😡😡 u 🔪
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