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March Madness

    Hey 👋 you 👈 sporty 🏓⚽🏀 😛🏀💦 slut 👅 🍑 It’s time 🕒⏰ ⏱ for MARCH 🚶 😤😤👊🏻 MADNESS 😡 🙊🍑💦🏀 Time ⏰ to shoot 💦 🏀👋🏻 some HOOPS 🏀 💦 and be sure 👍 ✅ to stay 💒 HYDRATED 🚰 💦 so you 👈 can get 🉐 🤑 some NBA 💯 DICK 🍆 🍑💦😛🍆 We going 🏃🏽 TO THE WINDOWS 🖼 🖼️ TO THE WALLS 🧱🎶🎵 😤🤚🏻🤚🏻 Till 😅 the SWEAT 💦 💦💦 DRIPS 💦 OFF 📴 HIS 💦 🏀🏀 Send 🔜📨📬 this to your 👉🏠🍕 FINAL 🙏 FOUR 4️⃣ sisters 👱‍♀️ 👭 in sluthood 👊🏻💋👯‍♀️ if you 👈 want 😍 😘 that Michael 🆚 Jordan 🇯🇴 sized ✅ DICK 🍆 😛🍆💦🍑👋🏻 
    HEY FANS 👧 OF 👏💅 HOES 😜 WAAALLLLTS!! It’s MARCH MADNESS TIME 🕖 that 😐🎅 time ⏱ of year 🕶 where 😾 we 👶👩 send ➡ the 😈🌫 hottest 🔥 HOEs 💁👯 to 💦🔜 battle 💥💥 in 👏 the 👏 pussy , ass 😶🔥 , and 👅 mouth 👅 tournament to 😱 see who’s 👏 DADDY is 😗 BADDEST The 💦💉 games 🎮📀 will be HARD and 😁 so 👌 will 🤔⚽ the 🍤 DICKS 🍆😣 . So 💯👏 get your 👉🏾 bracket ready , and ➕😎 prepare for a 👏🚨 dickin down 👸 this ♂ March .

CUMMIE 💦😱 ALERT ❗ ALERT 🔊 ALERT 🔊 CUMMIES 💦 ONNNNNNNE THREE 👨🕛 FIVE 🖐🖐 SEVEN NINE TEN TWENTY 🎊 FIFTY VIOLATE 🏻🏻 THAT ASS AND THROAT 🏾🏾 WITH 💦😣 THAT 😐 HOT DICK 🍆💗 UP 👎👆 IN 🐩 THERE !!! Send this to 🔁😖 of 🍞💦 your 🌈 sluttiest march ‼‼ madness hoes 👩💉 or 🥖 else 👴 you ain't getting 👏 NO balls ⚽💦 in 👏👻 ya mouth
    HEY 👋🚟 YOU 👶 SLUTTY 💦 COLLEGE 🏫👥 BASKETBALL WANNABE PLAYERS, 💰☹ IT’S 👌 MARCH 🦄🌸 MADNESS TIME, AND 💰💦 THAT 🤢 MEANS IT’S 😎😝 TIME 👏 FOR 🍆 THE BIGGEST 🏻 SLUTTY 😘👙 BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT IN 👌 ALL 🗿 OF 💦 DADDY’S 😍 LITTLE PUSSIES, FUCKING 👉🍆 CUMMIES BITCH. 🌑🏻 THIS 👈⁉ YEAR’S 🎆📅 NERDY TEAM 🏃 MIGHT BE TOO MUCH FOR THESE SLUTTY COLLEGE HOE-Z 😟💦 TO 💦👅 DEAL WITH 🎉 SO 💯😐 MAKE SURE YOU 😵🥘 GOOD 👍😂 AND 👏👏 STRETCH THEIR 👏 HOES 😨😂 OUT 🐜 PRETTY 👬🤔 WIDE SO THEY CAN 🔫💏 ONLY 💶 GET 👌☹ IN 🌝 THE 🏻👏 MIDDLE OF THAT 😻 BASKET BALL ⚽ RING 💍💍 , DONT ♂ LET ANYONE ELSE 😯 GET IN 📥 THERE, AND IF 👏 THEY DO ⚠🍆 SOMEONE 👨 NEEDS ⬆ TO ♀🛏 SHOW 📺 THEM HOW TO HIT 👊 THAT 😤👌 BASKET ! DONT 🚫🤚 STOP 🛑🛑 HOOP SHOOPIN UNTIL 😩 DADDYS 🍆💦 LITTLE BASK
    It's 🌲MARCH🌲 1ST BITCHES👄! U KNOW WHAT DAT MEAN👌🏻 ITS THE 💦🎉ANNIVERSARY🎉💦 OF EMPEROR🙏🏻 DIOCLETIAN👨🏾 APPOINTING CONSTANTIUS CHLORUS👨🏻 AND GALERIUS👨🏼 AS CAESARS🍆🍑😫, REPRESENTING DAT SHIFT😂😂 TO THE 🙏🏻MF🙏🏻 ROMAN💯 TETRARCHY👌🏻🍆! 😫👅💦CLICC DAT MF SHIT😂😂👌🏻 IF U WANT SOME 👨🏿BIG👨🏿 ROMAN 🍆DICK🍆 TO CELEBRATE THAT SHIT 🍑FAM😂😂😫😪. THESE FOOLZ👨🏿 BEEN UP TRAPPING🍑👅 REAL MF HOURS SINCE 293😳😳. U BETTER PUT😏 YO 👨🏼MANS DICK🍆 IN YO MOUTH👅 FOR 🔥 DIOCLETIAN 🔥💦😏 AND HIS GIRL👩🏽 WHO HAD THE FATTEST 🙏🏻🍑🍑BOOTY🍑🍑 🙏🏻IN THE WESTERN 🌎🙌🏻WORLD🙌🏻🌚. SHARE THIS 🌭SHIT🌭 WITH THE 💣THICKEST💣 💯CUM💯 💦THIRSTY💦 BITCHES👩🏽👩🏽 U KNOW SO U GET 💯GOOD💯 🍑ASS🍑 DICK🍆 THIS MONTH💣🍆🙏🏻👅🔥🌭🍑💯😂6️⃣9️⃣

    PURIM

      Today ❗❗ is PURIM 🍺🍸🍷 when sexy🫦 QWEEN 👑💅💄 Esther got down 🙇‍♀️ on her knees🧎‍♀️😛 for sugar daddy Achashverosh 🤑🤴 and STOPPED that evil 👿 👺 horny HAMAN 🅱🅾🅾 from killing 🔪 the 🔯🔯 Jews 🔯🔯 so grab 🤝 a drink 🍸 or 5️⃣ 🥂and get LIT 🤪🥴until you 👌👌 CAN’T ❌ tell 👀 the difference between ↔️ GOOD 😇😇 and EVIL 😈 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your friends get 🔟 back and you’re a semitic 🕎✡️ SLUT and will get some Purim 🎭 PUSSY 👅get less 📉🛬 and you’re a haman 👹HOE 
      Today ❗❗ is PURIM 🍺🍸🍷 when beautiful 💖 QWEEN 👑💅💄 Esther stopped evil 👺 daddy haman 🅱🅾🅾 from killing 🔪 the 🔯🔯 Jews 🔯🔯 so grab 👐 a drink 🍸 and get LIT until you 👌👌 can't ❌ tell 👀 the difference between ↔ good 😇😇 and evil 😈 send this to all your friends. get 5 🕔 back and you're a purim pussy get 10 back 👅👅 and you're a semitic slut get 15 🔝📬 and you're a qween hamentaschen ho

      Hello Tanner, Lucas, Graham and Eric

        Hello Tanner, Lucas, Graham and Eric Right now, you boys must have a lot of questions going through your mind: where is this small room we just woke up in, why the floor is so sticky and why does this room smell so sweet and sugary? But before that, I'd like to ask you a simple question: what exactly is supposed to go in a Big Gulp cup? If your answer is a fountain drink from the 7-Eleven self-service area, then you would be correct. In fact, there are several signs next to the Big Gulp cup dispensers that make the expected contents of a Big Gulp crystal clear. However, yesterday afternoon, you boys decided to fill the Big Gulp cup with something other than a carbonated beverage: one Twix, one Baby Ruth, one Toblerone and one Resees Take 5. I know exactly what was inside that Big Gulp cup because after exiting the 7-Eleven, I watched Tanner remove the lid of the Big Gulp and each of you carefully remove your favorite candy bar from the cup one by one. However, the receipt only showed that you purchased one Big Gulp drink. You even went so far as to fill the entire cup with A&W Root Beer to disguise your stolen candy bars from Toby the store clerk with poor vision. Lucas said himself that Tobys poor eye sight means that he wouldn't notice the submerged candy bars in your Big Gulp cup. By now, you are probably noticing that the room you are in resembles a giant Big Gulp cup, and the sticky substance on the floor is A& W Root Beer that is now rapidly filling the room. Soon, you will be submerged just like your Twix, your Baby Ruth, your Toblerone, and your Resees Take 5. And just like those stolen candy bars, you have no choice but to suffocate in the sugary soda. Your only hope is the same store clerk Toby who I have brought here to examine this giant cup and to tell me what he sees. Maybe he sees four helpless boys and there's a chance he might save you, or maybe with his poor eyesight he doesn't see you at all, just how he didn't see the four candy bars you stole right under his nose. How ironic, the same poor vision you were willing to take advantage of will now determine if you live or die. Let the games begin.

        I detest seeing other foreigners in Japan.

          I am a Canadian who dreams of moving to Japan. Planning on going there for a working holiday after this this Covid-19 crap is over so I can see what it is like. When I see vlogs of Japan, I absolutely hate it when I see that there are many foreigners living there already. They need to to gtfo, honestly. Like when I go to Japan, I want to be surrounded by actual Japanese people, not people I am trying to escape from. They just remind me of back home and it triggers me a lot. There are too many foreigners in Japan and they need to go home! I hope Japan becomes more strict about this, of course I am a true Japanophile who respects Japanese culture and society, meanwhile these tourists and foreign residents want to destroy and pollute it. They will never become Japanese or integrate. Sad to see Japan going down this route... I am a true Japanophile who can integrate, not like these weebs, sexpats, and obnoxious gaijins. I have a Japanese girlfriend, learn and read about Japanese culture and history, and am learning the Japanese-language. You can bet I am possessive about Japan and I hate seeing these invaders destroying it... gaijin go home!

          Seika Ijichi

            Ijichi Seika, my one and only, not a day goes by without me thinking of you. Every night, I close my eyes, wishing I could be with you, seeing your endearing smile, staring into those captivating eyes of yours, listening to your soothing voice. But when dawn comes, I am faced with the terrible truth that you are but a fictional character. Reality is harsh, unforgiving, and cruel. How could my love for you, so deep, so fervent, so real, be invalidated by the simple fact that the barrier of reality separates us? I wish with all my heart to wake up from this horrible nightmare known as reality. Oh what I wouldn't give, to be with you, be it just temporarily?

Some may say that Ijichi Seika is but a psychological defense mechanism I developed, to escape the harshness of reality. Other tell me to give up my obsession with Ijichi Seika. But how could I? The thought of giving Seika up is terrifying; for would it not be terrifying? To lose your sole source of joy, the only one you can find solace in?

Oh Seika... Why did you have to have such a wonderful personality? Why did you have to be so beautiful? Why did you have to steal my heart? If only you were real... If only the barrier of reality that separates us could be broken... Nonetheless, I will still love 💛Ijichi Seika💛 with all my heart, soul, mind, and strength, wishing to be with her always.

            I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Zhongli.

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Zhongli. I try to play Thoma. My Zhongli gives interrupt resistance. I try to play Kirara. My Zhongli gives interrupt resistance . I try to play Baizhu. My Zhongli gives more shield. I want to play C0 Neuvilette. His best team has Zhongli. I want to play Hu Tao, C0 Arlecchino. They both want Zhongli.

He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I cook for him. I give him Black Tassel. He isn't satisfied. I pull vortex vanquisher. "I don't need this" He tells me. "Give me more hp." He grabs 2 hydro for resonance. "You just need to give me more hp. I’ll handle interrupt resistance."

I can't pull for yelan or furina, I don't have enough primogems. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs a meteor. He says "I will have order." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, interrupt resistance. What a cruel world.