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Please God, I want to impregnate Hecatia Lapislazuli so bad

    Please God, I want to impregnate Hecatia Lapislazuli so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant otherworldly angel. A goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Hecatia is beyond divine. I canโ€™t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure and the egirl clothes that she wears.

I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her.

I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that icy juice milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Russian cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes.

I would make love to her until my body gave out. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment. Sheโ€™s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body.

I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her provocative yet enticing beautiful outfit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she abuses my pelvis. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    STOP POSTING ABOUT LIKE A DRAGON!

      Among Us X Like A Dragon collab

      Its the “STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!” meme but changed to Like A Dragon after the announcement of its collab with Among Us.

      STOP POSTING ABOUT LIKE A DRAGON! Iโ€™M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD ITโ€™S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Like A Dragon stuff. I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo I flipped it and I said โ€œhey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ROLLING EYES FALL, RULLING DIES OUTโ€ I fucking looked at a trashcan and said โ€œTHATโ€™S MAJIMA EVERYWHEREโ€ I looked at my balls I think of Saejima and I go โ€œDICK OUT? MORE LIKE BALLS OUTโ€ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      There is no way Scissors is beating Paper!

        Started as a Reddit post, its satire of powerscaling discussions for shonen manga or anime.

        I'm not sure if you've been keeping up with Rock Paper Scissors but the author really wrote himself into a corner here. Right now Scissors is challenging Paper and we're honestly expected to believe Scissors has a chance? Scissors is honestly such a fucking fraud. They talk so much shit about his "sharp cutting edge" and "stainless steel" but he has literally won zero of his matches so far, only reaching a stalemate against other scissors.

In his fight with Rock two chapters ago we literally saw his ass get no-diffed. For those who don't know, Rock just stood there and Scissors tried to attack his weak point, but the attack did literally nothing. Like literally nothing, in fact we're told that Scissors managed to hurt HIMSELF even though he was trying to target Rock's weak point. He was literally crippled and unable to cut anymore after his encounter with Rock. Scissors is outscaled so hard it isn't even funny.

Then we see Rock get taken out in one shot by Paper. Rock couldn't even react to it - paper just strangled him from every direction at once. The power creep in this series is frankly unreal, but anyway. Paper literally attacks from EVERY direction at once, not even bothering to target Rock's weak points and Rock just couldn't handle it and was completely overwhelmed. And mind you we're told that Paper can contain any piece of information in the world. How is Scissors supposed to damage Paper? Rock couldn't get through even though Paper literally exposed his entire body to attack.

So anyway I think this is gonna be the most disappointing and predictable fight in history.

Edit: What the fuck. I was not expecting that to happen? I'm going to designate this as "Scissors post-tournament form" and scale his speed, durability and attack power higher than Paper.

Edit 2: How the hell did Scissors lose to Rock again? This author is fucking braindead. I swear this is why writers need to learn powerscaling.

        Ooohhh!!! Jia Xichun!!! Cherished spring of the Jia family!! Become mine!!

          Jia Xichun copypasta from Limbus Company

          Jia Xichun is an ally/unit in the game Limbus Company.

          Ooohhh!!! Jia Xichun!!! Cherished spring of the Jia family!! Become mine!! Let me witness your splendor!! Whisper sweet nothings into my ear, dazzle me with your graceful movements, let me smell the scent of your โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ!!! Let me take your hand in marriage, and let us fill this worth with ten thousands descendants of the great Jia family!!! Even if the whole world betrays you, I will never abandon you!! Even if you send an assassin to cruelly take my life, I would forgive you with my last breath!! Ohh sweet little Xichun, you make my heart bleed!! You inflict more Rupture count in my soul than that Baoyu ever could!!! The cuteness that only a little sister could achieve is simply unbearable!!! My life completely changed when I saw you for the first time!! My personal timeline could be split into "Before Canto 7" and "After Canto 7" just like you can divide the timeline of humanity between "before Jesus Christ" and "after Jesus Christ"!!! You are my personal savior, Jia Xichun, my religion, my raison d'รชtre, my Goddess!! I need you to give unto me my unction!!

No, no, don't leave me!! Let me bask in the glory of your presence just a while longer!! You don't have to return my feelings, I don't mind, just seeing you is enough!! Please, I don't even care if you step on me!! In fact, please do painfully grind your heel against my sinful face!! I need you, Xichun!! You complete me!! You give my life meaning!!! Xichuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!! I need to โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ until โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ we are โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ eternal love!!!!! Super Jia Xichun็š„็ฌ‘ๅฎน ้ƒฝๆฒกไฝ ็š„็”œ ๅ…ซๆœˆๆญฃๅˆ็š„้˜ณๅ…‰ ้ƒฝๆฒกไฝ ๅฆ–่‰ณ ็ƒญ็ˆฑ็™พ้›ถไบ”ๅบฆ็š„ไฝ  ๆปดๆปด้’ๆ˜ฅ็š„่’ธๆตๆฐด โค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง

ๆ—ฉไธŠๅฅฝไธญๅ›ฝ ็Žฐๅœจๆˆ‘ๆœ‰ๅ†ฐๆฟ€ๆท‹ ๆˆ‘ๅพˆๅ–œๆฌขๅ†ฐๆฟ€ๆท‹ ไฝ†ๆ˜ฏใ€Š่ณˆๆƒœๆ˜ฅใ€‹ๆฏ”ๅ†ฐๆฟ€ๆท‹โ€ฆโ€ฆ ๐Ÿฆ
          Ooohhh!!! Jia Xichun!!! Cherished spring of the Jia family!! Become mine!! Let me witness your splendor!! Whisper sweet nothings into my ear, dazzle me with your graceful movements, let me smell the scent of your โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ!!! Let me take your hand in marriage, and let us fill this worth with ten thousands descendants of the great Jia family!!! Even if the whole world betrays you, I will never abandon you!! Even if you send an assassin to cruelly take my life, I would forgive you with my last breath!! Ohh sweet little Xichun, you make my heart bleed!! You inflict more Rupture count in my soul than that Baoyu ever could!!! The cuteness that only a little sister could achieve is simply unbearable!!! My life completely changed when I saw you for the first time!! My personal timeline could be split into "Before Canto 7" and "After Canto 7" just like you can divide the timeline of humanity between "before Jesus Christ" and "after Jesus Christ"!!! You are my personal savior, Jia Xichun, my religion, my raison d'รชtre, my Goddess!! I need you to give unto me my unction!! No, no, don't leave me!! Let me bask in the glory of your presence just a while longer!! You don't have to return my feelings, I don't mind, just seeing you is enough!! Please, I don't even care if you step on me!! In fact, please do painfully grind your heel against my sinful face!! I need you, Xichun!! You complete me!! You give my life meaning!!! Xichuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!! I need to โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ until โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ we are โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ eternal love!!!!! Super Jia Xichun็š„็ฌ‘ๅฎน ้ƒฝๆฒกไฝ ็š„็”œ ๅ…ซๆœˆๆญฃๅˆ็š„้˜ณๅ…‰ ้ƒฝๆฒกไฝ ๅฆ–่‰ณ ็ƒญ็ˆฑ็™พ้›ถไบ”ๅบฆ็š„ไฝ  ๆปดๆปด้’ๆ˜ฅ็š„่’ธๆตๆฐด โค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง ๆ—ฉไธŠๅฅฝไธญๅ›ฝ ็Žฐๅœจๆˆ‘ๆœ‰ๅ†ฐๆฟ€ๆท‹ ๆˆ‘ๅพˆๅ–œๆฌขๅ†ฐๆฟ€ๆท‹ ไฝ†ๆ˜ฏใ€Š่ณˆๆƒœๆ˜ฅใ€‹ๆฏ”ๅ†ฐๆฟ€ๆท‹โ€ฆโ€ฆ ๐Ÿฆ

          Is it wrong that this Kimura scene genuinely makes me wanna commit murder?

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            Is it wrong that this scene genuinely makes me wanna commit murder?

Yes, i know that this is a meme subreddit, but hear me out. I can usually stand Kimura. I hate his character, but i usually can stand his scenes and see them more as pop up ads on a YouTube video, if that makes sense. But this fucking scene makes my blood boil so much it can rival magma. Whenever i see it i want to jump into the scene and do things to him i probably can't describe here. Just thinking about it gets me going. And just so you know, I'm usually don't get this angry over things. So am i justified or what? (also for the love of god please don't turn this into a copypasta)