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We’ve stepped into a war with the Automatons in the Andromeda Sector

    The copypasta is a parody of Destiny 2 “Whether we wanted it or not, we’ve stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars,” meme.

    Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Automatons in the Andromeda Sector. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. 01010110 01100001 01101100 01110101 01110011 00100000 01010100 01100001 00100111 01100001 01110101 01110010 01100011. From what I can gather it commands the Heavy Devastators from a Factory Strider on Marfark. It's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freedom and Democracy. 

    This is a Tesla model Y battery.

      This is a Tesla model Y battery. It takes up all of the space under the passenger compartment of the car.
      
      To manufacture it you need:
      --12 tons of rock for Lithium (can be extracted from sea water)
      -- 5 tons of cobalt minerals (Most cobalt is made as a byproduct of
      the processing of copper and nickel ores. It is the most difficult
      material to obtain for a battery and the most expensive.)
      -- 3 tons nickel ore
      -- 12 tons of copper ore
      
      You must move 250 tons of soil to obtain:
      -- 26.5 pounds of Lithium
      -- 30 pounds of nickel
      -- 48.5 pounds of manganese
      -- 15 pounds of cobalt
      
      To manufacture the battery also requires:
      -- 441 pounds of aluminum, steel and/or plastic
      -- 112 pounds of graphite
      
      The Caterpillar 994A is used for the earthmoving to obtain the essential minerals. It consumes 264 gallons of diesel in 12 hours.
      
      Finally you get a “zero emissions” car.
      
      Presently, the bulk of the necessary minerals for manufacturing the batteries come from China or Africa. Much of the labor for getting the minerals in Africa is done by children! If we buy electric cars, it's China who profits most!
      
      BTW, this 2021 Tesla Model Y OEM battery (the cheapest Tesla battery) is currently for sale on the Internet for $4,999 not including shipping or installation. The battery weighs 1,000 pounds (you can imagine the shipping cost). The cost to replace Tesla batteries is:
      
      Model 3 -- $14,000+ (Car MSRP $38,990)
      Model Y -- $5,000–$5,500 (Car MSRP $47,740)
      Model S -- $13,000–$20,000 (Car MSRP $74,990)
      Model X -- $13,000+ (Car MSRP $79,990)
      
      It takes SEVEN years for an electric car to reach net-zero CO2. The life expectancy of the batteries is 10 years (average). Only in the last three years do you begin to reduce your carbon footprint. Then the batteries have to be replaced and you lose all the gains you made in those three years.

      I can’t take it anymore. I’ll never stop loving kirara.

        I can't take it anymore. I'll never stop loving kirara. I try to play dehya. My kirara meows more. I try to play diona. My kirara meows more. I try to play lynette. My kirara meows more. I want to play yae. Her favourite youkai is kirara. I want to play chiori, navia. They both want kirara.
        She gets in her box. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her fav sword. She’s satisfied. "You just need to jump around with me. I can deal damage just by moving." She goes on field and throws herself at enemies.
        I want to pull key for her. "My shield is already strong enough." She tells me. “Spend your money on more important things.” I swipe for the komaniya express. She arrives instantly. “Express delivery!” she annyounces. There is no hint of malice in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd meow application. What a whimsical world. 

        I SAY HOW FRIGGGEN DARE U RELEASE multiclassing

          Alright here you JOKERS! Listen to me, the big man. That's right, me. I am a big man, and I had enough, enough I SAY !!!!! HOW FRIGGEN DARRRE YOU..... I SAY HOW FRIGGGEN DARE U RELEASE multiclassing and not even add all this stuff first - I have my own list of stuff i deem more important then you. SO DO IT. I HAD ENOUGH. I CANT EVEN START TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON I AM OVERWHELH WITH FEELINGS feeeling i dont understand. AND NOW U . DARE... DARE ADD MULTICLAzzING. U KNOW i cant farm for 90 hours a week with my 80 hour job and my damn wife and her stupid kid. HOW DARE U RUIN the one thing i lvoe in the world which is standard pre-setclasses I AM GRINDING my teeeth I bite my thumb at thee sir. HOW DARE YOU ANd u didnt even release DRUID or the GUILD MASTER WOW im going on reddit on now. BEHOLD THE TERROR OF MY CRYING ARMY. WE are the devs not u . we are the ones who cry. not you. WE ARE THE ONES IN THE DUNGEON. and we hate things that are new. So don't bother being dev anymore just ship it already. IM the new dev in town, hand over the trello page now so i can edit a proper roadmap for ur entire company its so easy for me and all these other criers to make games bro. Like u just bought unity asets. LISTEN now, or I will make more own game with my own non dynmaic structure. ME and my 4 friends are going to play Greed Is Good tonight and ur gonna say where are thoes guys. and guess what... 

          Boy oh boy, where do I even begin, but in Russian

            Its the Russian version of the ‘Boy oh boy LeBron, where do I even start?‘ meme that started from Tiktok.

            Боже, о боже, с чего бы мне начать?
            
            Леброн... дорогой, мой мишка-мишка. Я полюбил тебя с тех пор, как впервые увидел тебя. То, как вы въезжаете в краску и вселяете страх в глаза врагов. Твое шелковистое прикосновение к краю и великолепный бросок в прыжке. Я бы сделал для тебя все что угодно. Мне бы хотелось остановить время, чтобы мне никогда не пришлось смотреть, как ты уходишь на пенсию. У тебя было тяжелое детство, но ты никогда не терял надежду. Ты даже за пределами площадки потрясающий, ты отличный муж и отец, иногда я даже называю тебя папой. Я вечно боюсь и плачу, думая о том дне, когда ты однажды уйдешь на пенсию. Я бы пожертвовал своей жизнью, если бы это было единственное, что могло вызвать улыбку на твоем прекрасном лице. Вы подарили мне столько радости и горя за эти годы. Я помню, когда ты впервые покинул Кливленд, и мое сердце словно разбилось на миллион кусочков. Но слеза все равно потекла из моего правого глаза, когда я увидел, как ты выиграл свой первый перстень в Майами, потому что в глубине души мой славный король заслужил это. Я просто хотел, чтобы ты вернулся домой. Потом, увы, ты это сделал, мой милый малыш пришел домой, и я обрадовалась. 2015 год был для нас трудным, детка, но в 2016 году ты сотворила историю. Ты вернулся со счетом 3-1, и я не мог в это поверить. Я плакала, даже рыдала, и услышала, как мой славный король воскликнул такие слова:
            
            «КЛИВЛЕНД, ЭТО ДЛЯ ВАС!» Ты не только навсегда изменил игру в баскетбол и мир, но и навсегда изменил мой мир. И вот ты постарел, но все еще козел, мой козел. Я люблю тебя, медвежонок, мой славный король, Леброн Джеймс.

            until I’m swollen, until l’m crying, until I cant walk, until I’m numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red

              until I'm swollen, until l'm crying, until I cant walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my whole body shakes, until my bones disconnect, until i pass out, until all my holes are filled, until i cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until it reaches my stomach, until hes grunting and growling, until the whole world hears, until he's out of juice, We aren't ever stopping, the bed could break, 2 the floor could cave in, and there could be a killer natural disaster outside but we aren't stopping, until we invent a new position, until l'm trembling underneath, until I see stars and fireworks in the back of my head, until I can't think anymore, until I forget how to talk, I'll ride him until I can't breathe, until the room stinks, until the blood in my body turns white like his juice, until my legs are shaking, until I can't feel my legs he can top me
              until hes swollen, until hes crying, until he cant walk, until hes numb, until his throat hurts, until his cheeks are red, until the neighbours know my name, until his legs are useless, until his eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until his whole body shakes, until his bones disconnect, until he passes out, until all his holes are filled, until he cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until he remembers the length of it, until the end of time, until it reaches his stomach, until im grunting and growling, until the whole world hears, until im out of juice, We aren't ever stopping, the bed could break, 2 the floor could cave in, and there could be a killer natural disaster outside but we aren't stopping, until we invent a new position, until he trembling underneath, until he sees stars and fireworks in the back of my head, until he can't think anymore. until he forgets how to talk