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Do you guys edge your weapons?

    I find edging archer very practical especially against monarchs and legions. Very fun even tho you can get caught with your pants down if you edge for too long. I personally have never been on recieving end of archer edging, I think mainly because I main ronin and most people don't like edging to ronin, but that's just a theory.
    
    I main dice roll so I naturally get smart pistol from time to time, and I often edge it just for fun. Looking at someone panic when they know that anytime now I can blow my load on them is really fun. Fighting smart pistol is already scary, but it becomes 10x scarier when someone edges it.
    
    Northstar I feel like is the most edged titan alongside legion. Having a load ready anytime is just fundamental and it's no suprise that a lot of people edge their plasma railguns and predator cannons.
    
    As for laser shot and siphon edging is really important and lets you shoot very accurately, but sometimes when you edge, but can't finish on someone you might have to help yourself with your other hand to not waste charge.
    
    As for edging devotion and charge rifle I feel like it's just a fun thing to do but no really practical. Never edged devotion before but I might try.
    
    Anything I missed?

    You’re clearly missing the problem with stacking in this game

      You're clearly missing the problem with stacking in this game, so let me break it down for you. When you're grouping up with the rest of your team, you're making it significantly harder for enemy players to pick you off individually and get a team wipe. This ultimately manifests as frustration and sometimes even results in rage quitting.
      
      By grouping up, you've stopped them from getting a "sick ass clip" that they can post online for some sweet, sweet internet points. Most likely, during their rage, they lashed out and either damaged their controller / keyboard or hurt themselves slamming the desk.
      
      In summary, failure to wipe a full team solo. Loss of potential Twitter clip. Ego shattered. Rage and frustration heightened. Severe bruising to wrists and fists after smashing desk. Physical recovery: 6 weeks. Full psychological recovery: 6 months.

      Dark and Darker quest tracking

        Quest tracker in Dark and Darker
        Alchemist : 1: fetch 0/3 potion of healing, 0/3 potion of invisibility, 0/3 potion of protection 2: kill 0/5 skeleton mage, 0/5 goblin mage, 0/10 wisp 3: fetch 0/3 mimic tooth, 0/3 intact skull, 0/10 moldy bread
        
        Armorer: 1: kill 0/75 skeleton 2: fetch 0/15 cobalt ingot, 0/10 rubysilver ingot 3: kill 0/15 lich
        
        Goblin Merchant: 1: kill 0/15 goblin axeman, 0/15 goblin warrior, 0/15 goblin archer 2: kill 0/10 player in goblin caves 3: fetch 0/20 goblin ear 4: escape goblin caves 0/10 times 5: kill 0/8 goblin mage, 0/5 giant centipede, 0/5 giant spider, 0/3 giant worm
        
        Leathersmith: 1: fetch 0/15 leather cap 2: escape goblin caves 0/25 times 3: fetch 0/15 wolf pelts, 1 troll pelt
        
        Santa: 1: kill 0/5 Ranger, 0/5 Warlock, 0/5 Rogue, 0/5 Wizard, 0/5 Cleric, 0/5 Bard, 0/5 Fighter, 0/5 Barbarian 2: escape ruins 0/10 times, goblin caves 0/10, crypts 0/10 times 3: fetch 0/100 gingerbread cookie
        
        Surgeon: 1: fetch 0/15 bandage 2: kill 0/5 giant spider, 0/3 giant centipide, 0/7 goblin mage 3: fetch 0/15 surgical kit
        
        Tailor: 1: kill 0/10 skeleton mage, 0/5 demon bat, 0/3 demon berserker 2: fetch 0/15 old cloth, 0/3 enchanted dark fabric, 0/1 spider silk 3: kill 0/10 ghost king
        
        Tavern Master: 1: kill 0/15 skeleton footman, 0/15 skeleton guardsman, 0/15 skeleton archer 2: fetch 0/1 golden tooth, 0/2 rusty broken sword, 0/4 broken skull, 0/6 bone 3: kill 0/5 skeleton mage, 0/3 skeleton champion, 0/3 wraith 4: escape crypts 0/5 times 5: fetch 0/10 ale 6: kill 0/25 deathskull, 0/15 mummy, 0/5 spiderpot 7: kill 0/10 elite skeleton axeman, 0/10 elite skeleton spearman 8: fetch 0/8 maggots, 0/5 old cloth, 0/1 enchanted dark fabric, 0/1 mimic tongue, 0/1 centaur hoof 9: kill 0/1 lich, 0/2 demon berserker, 0/2 demon centaur, 0/3 demon bat, 0/5 demon dog
        
        Collector: 1: kill 0/15 wisp, 0/15 wolve, and 0/1 cockatrice 2: fetch 0/8 grave essence, 0/6 moldy bread, 0/2 wolf fang, 0/2 wolf pelt 3: escape ruins 0/10 times 4: fetch 0/3 ancient scroll, 0/3 gold waterpot, 0/3 gold crown 5: kill 0/12 player on ruins
        
        Treasurer: 1: kill 0/15 mimic 2: fetch gold bangle of each type 3: fetch 0/15 ceremonial dagger 4: kill 0/3 cockatrice 5: fetch 0/1 legendary diamond, 0/1 legendary ruby, 0/1 legendary emerald, 0/1 legendary sapphire
        
        Weaponsmith: 1: fetch 0/15 rare weapon 2: fetch 0/20 gold ingot 3: kill 0/50 players
        
        Woodsman: 1: fetch 0/15 campfire 2: kill 0/25 direwolve, 0/10 giant bat, 0/5 cockatrice 3: escape ruins 0/10 times

        keep going with the excuses buddy

          keep going with the excuses buddy, everyone knows you've ran out of broken farm and simply can't keep up due to lack of skill and not because you're too lazy. so pipe down pal and enjoy that #2 spot, because you will never be the best at anything

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