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Gladiia is the most compatible operator

    Gladiia from Arknights 
    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Doctor and female operator breeding, Gladiia is the most compatible operator for us dokutahs? Not only is she based off a swordfish, which means she has a highly seggzy slender figure, Gladiia is 181cm tall (weights ■■kg), and her thighs are extremely thicc. This means she’s more than capable of handling doctor's dick, and with her impressive stats for HP and Defense, you can be rough with her. Due to her mostly water based biology, being an Aegir, there’s no doubt in my mind that when aroused, Gladiia would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with her for hours without getting sore. Not only that, with her smooth pale skin, menacing red eyes, sharp gaze, dominating personality and breedable hips, you can be sure to go for hours without getting soft. She can also use her talent2, Survival of the Fittest, to increase the damage she deals with her swaying juicy thighs to your already light self control, so it'd be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. Using her hooker skills she could pull you deeper and deeper with every move (strength 2), or pin you under her thighs and pompoir your dick in a maelstrom of bodily fluids and bonus 800 arts dmg/tile. With her talent1, Waves of Ægir, she can regenerate 3.5% Max HP every second and receive less physical and arts damage, shared with other Abyssal Hunter operators in case of group seggz, meaning she can easily recover from fatigue with just a few seconds break. No other operator comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, as an albino, she's already white. Gladiia is literally built for doctors' dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + 30% damage reduction means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still cume for more.

    Anyone else try to show nearby black people that they’re listening to Kendrick?

      Anyone else try to show nearby black people that they’re listening to Kendrick?

Yesterday I was at the airport waiting for my plane while listening to TPAB when a black man sat across from me.

I wanted to show him I am not racist and that I stand with him, but not in an obvious way. So I opened the Spotify app, turned my brightness to max, and laid it on my chair’s arm. I don’t think he noticed though.

I did this once before in my college class where a black student sat next to me. I decided to play some Kendrick through my AirPods and had my phone facing him and gave him a short nod.

I like to think I’m on the right side of history and that I will make their day.

Anyone else do this?

      my life has never been the same since i saw Ryo

        my life has never been the same since i saw ryo, now everyday the only thing that worries me is that i couldnt see her anymore. i feel dread all the time. every hour, every minute, every second. every moment i feel the dread knowing one day i have to let her go. i love her even before i let her go. so why must it come to an end? i know nothing lasts forever but couldnt life just spare me from despair just this once and let me be with her? does it really have to take away the only thing im living for from my embrace? its not really fair is it.... i havent done anything particularly bad to anyone, im pretty harmless. so why must i be punished? why is that one day i can no longer see ryo with my very own two eyes? i want her, i miss her, i need her, i love her....

        WoW gamer brown office chair

          i knew a guy like this. this is gonna sound fake but i swear on my life it's real. as a teenager, he would play world of warcraft for days at a time with minimal breaks except the required stuff (food, water, bathroom). well, even the bathroom sometimes got nixed so he could keep playing wow. instead of getting up to shit, he would literally shit himself so that he could finish whatever dungeon or quest he was on and then go clean up later. he did this for years but eventually grew out of it when he was bullied for it in high school, so bullies 1 gamer shitters 0, i guess.

so anyway, he would wipe this chair down as best he could, but it was a cloth office chair and it legitimately looked like these seats in the OP. just a brown asscrack shaped silhouette. you can be wearing pants, but the shit moisture is gonna seep right through. it's important to remember the diet of these people has them in a perpetual state of diarrhea or at best, soft-serve. there aren't solid, healthy turds coming out. there is a half gallon of mud in those trousers. that will seep through even the most tightly woven fabrics. these pant shitters should really consider investing in leather pants, or perhaps just fully commit to diapers?

          Black Friday

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            My brother hates that I go to Cornell.

              Origin

              The copypasta started from r/Cornell but had since been deleted. It’s actually a referenced to the Chincanery copypasta or more specifically the siblings relationship between Chuck and Jimmy McGill from Better Call Saul. In the show, Chuck is perpetually jealous of his younger brother Jimmy, who seemingly turned his life around and achieved success equal to him.

              First of all, he graduated from Harvard Law School and works at a law firm. Like him, I am also seeking a law degree, but I’m at Cornell now. He hates that I’m graduating soon and he thinks the entire foundation of legal rule and the sanctity of law will be tarnished once I become a lawyer. To quote him directly, me being in law school is like “a chimp with a machine gun.” During our family Thanksgiving dinner today, he threw a tantrum in front of my family because he wanted to be the only lawyer. He wants to be the pride of the family. “Cornell University, for Christ’s sake?” He yelled at me as I asked my mom to pass the mashed potatoes. “What a joke. I worked my ass off to get where I am! And you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer?” I used to work in the mail room in his law firm. He said he was proud of me then and wishes I never turned my life around. Every day, I think about dropping out and going back to my old job just to make him happy…

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              First of all, he graduated from <School> Law School and works at a law firm. Like him, I am also seeking a law degree, but I’m at <School> now. He hates that I’m graduating soon and he thinks the entire foundation of legal rule and the sanctity of law will be tarnished once I become a lawyer. To quote him directly, me being in law school is like “a chimp with a machine gun.” During our family Thanksgiving dinner today, he threw a tantrum in front of my family because he wanted to be the only lawyer. He wants to be the pride of the family. “<School> University, for Christ’s sake?” He yelled at me as I asked my mom to pass the mashed potatoes. “What a joke. I worked my ass off to get where I am! And you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer?” I used to work in the mail room in his law firm. He said he was proud of me then and wishes I never turned my life around. Every day, I think about dropping out and going back to my old job just to make him happy…