Without a single doubt of mind, there is nothing more perfect than Furina from the hit game, Genshin Impact from Hoyoverse. If there ever was an embodiment of complete perfection, it'd be her. Her gorgeous eyes, her adorable hat, her slim body, her correctable attitude, and the absolute pleasure it is to see her smile. I'd do anything for Furina. There is absolutely nothing in this world that gets my mind going and letting my imagination go wild than the sheer thought of Furina's existence. Nothing gets my neurons fired than Furina. I'll go ahead and address the elephant in the room and arguably the best part of Furina even if every single part of her is just as great, the brattiness of her. She is so correctable up to the point where I don't want to do anything other than give a huge correction to her for the rest of my life. Her bratty attitude gets me all hot and bothered, so much so as I would correct her on the spot with my huge 'friend' and I wouldn't care if people are watching. A lesson is a lesson that needs to be taught regardless of location and situation. Plus, she's the hydro archon so imagine how wet she would be. You would slip in and out with extreme ease with how drenched she would be down there. I would go all day and night 24/7. I don't think I would be cumming normal sperm, I think I'd be cumming literal blood, that's how long I would go with her. I just want to fill her up to be the absolute brim. Another thing, her shorts. Why are they so SHORT!? There is no reason why her shorts are so short! You could literally just slip it down slightly and start star railing her with little effort. They turn on me so much, I immediately get hard by the sight of her in it. When I said, I would do anything for her, I mean it. I'd lick her feet, suck on her toes, sniff her shorts, rob a bank, you name it. In fact, if she wanted to give me testicular torsion, I would let her do it. I'd give my children in record time if she wanted. Hell, I'd probably give it to her even without her asking. If she were religion, I'd be her number one follower. I'd worship her. If everybody was against her, I'd be against everybody. There is nothing on this planet that could convince me that nobody is more perfect than Furina and if anybody says otherwise than I would be willing to sacrifice my life to prove the point where Furina is the number one person and nobody would be above her. Except for me when I'm correcting her bratty attitude.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Star Rail character breedability , Fu Xuan is the most compatible for a human male? Not only is she in the path of Preservation, Fu Xuan stands at 4'9'' and roughly 75 pounds, this means she's small enough to be able to be manhandled and bent over various furniture in your house, imagine.... And with her impressive Base Stats for both HP and Def , you can be rough with her. Due to her play-style of wanting to get hit by enemies, there’s no doubt in my mind that Fu Xuan is a raging masochist, furthermore, Her skillsets also facilitates the possibility of going for hours without stopping. With her skill "Astronomical Wonder", she can redirect physical punishment you suffer unto herself opening up the possibility of unique and never been seen before S&M plays. Not only that, with her talent "After Woe comes Heal" she can recover instantly when below 50% hp, meaning you can put Fu Xuan to the literal brink of death and still have her coming back for more. No other character comes close to this level of compatibility (except Gepard but we do not talk about that). Also, fun fact, her clothing contains bondage ropes in the back, signifying her repressed desire to be punished and humiliated, and if you pull out enough, you can make her entire clothes drenched in white. Fu Xuan is literally built for human cock. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+her traces ability means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
BRONYA IS NOT A VIRGIN!
Did you know that Bronya Rand is not a virgin? This can be demonstrated simply by looking at her groin, where you can see that she cannot close that area and consequently an opening is created. This is because when a woman loses her virginity, she tends to widen her hips because her body is preparing itself to be able to generate babies so that they can come out more easily without pain. Oh, nature. As for who deflowered her, it could possibly be Gepard Landau, since he was in the same unit as her before she became the guardian. I'm sure they did a lot of dirty things while doing missions, I don't blame her since he's such a hottie, who wouldn't want his manhood? I'm sure he's as thick as the shields he puts up.
I hate the fucking buddies. Why is it so hard to keep that god awful behavior inside their own sub? Us normal, sane folks don’t want to see their downgrading behavior out in the open. The way they’re acting is simply ridiculously and brings shame to the whole community and themselves. Not to mention the jokes they make are so overused to the point where it’s not even funny anymore (if it’s even supposed to funny to begin with)
And also I’m pretty sure some of them aren’t even joking, they’re genuinely dead set serious with the way they’re acting. Probably about half of them buddies are pedophiles or on their way into becoming one.
Love the buddies version
I love the fucking buddies. Why is it so easy to keep that admirable behavior inside their own sub? Us boring, stupid folks really want to see their cute and funny behavior out in the open. The way they’re acting is simply awe-inspiring and brings delight to the whole community and themselves. Not to mention the jokes they make are so unique to the point where it’s extremely funny (if it’s even supposed to funny to begin with)
And also I’m pretty sure some of them aren’t even joking, they’re genuinely dead set serious with the way they’re acting. Probably about half of them buddies are geniuses or on their way into becoming one.
I want to impregnate Guinaifen so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant, Xianzhou angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Guinaifen is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary overdesigned outfit. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich East Asian milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment. She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her during one of her infamous livestreams. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping psshole I want to fck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or c0ck rings. Whichever would please her more. My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be. I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged p3nis if it would bring a smile to Guinaifen’s shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission. I love you, Guinaifen. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign.
Seriously, I have never wanted to make a man pregnant more before Blade. I mean, look at those boobs. He probably provides enough breast milk to feed a house of babies! You're telling me he binds his chest with bandages too??? You're saying it couldve been bigger????? And hear me out, right. He's like, mostly emotionless when he's not trying to find Daniel or JingYuan to ride. He's the perfect candidate for emotionless sex if you're into that. Or bdsm. I have him on chinese dub, he fucking moans when he gets hit. And that racussy???? Bro really wants correction. I'd say he's begging for it at this point.
Sincerely, we should sex Blade more. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
(I am losing my mind. With every second that passes without blade being sexed, i lose a good amount of my sanity. This isn't even a copypasta, I just typed that all out. Please send help.)
