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FIFA against him. UEFA against him. Teammates Against him. Goalkeeper Against him.

    Cr7 Cristiano Ronaldo copypasta
    FIFA against him.
    UEFA against him.
    Teammates Against him.
    Goalkeeper Against him.
    Saudi football authority Against him.
    Perez Against him.
    Coaches Against him.
    Analysts Against him.
    Pitch against him.
    Opponent team Against him.
    Referee always Against him.
    World cup knockout stage Against him.
    Man of the tournament against him.
    WWE against him.
    Apple against him.
    Google against him.
    Microsoft against him.
    Entire world against him.
    Solar system against him.
    Galaxy against him.
    Press against him.
    No offside goals.
    No rigged awards.
    Never disrespect anyone.
    Never cry in interview.
    Never cry in Instagram.
    Never cry in the field.
    Never received red card.
    Pure Talent and Hardwork.
    Children want to be like him.
    Cricketers want to be like him.
    P0tat0es wants to be like him.
    Hipp0p0tamus wants to be like him.
    Aliens want to be like him.
    Basketball players want to be like him.
    Players from every other planet want to be like him.
    
    This is Cristiano Ronaldo
    FIFA against him. UEFA against him. Teammates Against him. Goalkeeper Against him. Saudi football Authority Against him. Pitch against him. Opponent Against him. Referee always Against him. Las Vegas girl Against him. Why does it happen to nicest man alive? 🥺 Always against my 🐪 Cristiano Ronaldo. 

    Fauna on tea

      From Fauna’s argument on why tea is better than coffee in HOLOEN CIVIL WAR: COFFEE VS TEA (The Great Debate) stream.

      Thank you for having me as a witness today, your honours. And my esteemed green colleague and also my blue colleague, thank you. I have prepared a short speech for you today.
      
      Though tea is superior to coffee for myriad reasons, I will focus my testimony on one aspect only - the amino acid L-theanine (L-THE).
      
      While both coffee and tea contain caffeine, L-THE is found naturally in green tea and contrarily is absent from coffee. We therefore may use the elusive amino acids’ presence or lack thereof as a point of comparison between our competing beverages.
      
      Caffeine on its own is perhaps most notably associated with its neurostimulating effects, increased alertness and cognitive performance, at the expense of elevated heart rate and blood pressure. You may be content to accept these side effects as a coffee drinker… However, there is another path offered by our favoured beverage of tea.
      
      L-THE, once again found naturally in tea, antagonises caffeine in such a way to reduce the negative effects while boosting the positive! L-THE regulates the central nervous system, increasing the release of dopamine, inhibiting glutamate uptake, decreasing norepinephrine and increasing serotonin. That’s right - L-THE antagonises caffeine, lowering blood pressure, while coffee continues to elevate and elevate again.
      
      Further, L-THE increases alpha (α) brain wave activity associated with creativity, improved learning and decreased anxiety.
      
      Tea bests coffee in a matter of variety, taste and health, but you need look no further than L-theanine to prove tea’s dominion over coffee.
      
      I rest my case. Thank you.

      I never wished I was an inanimate object more than when I saw Grace’s shoes.

        Grace is a playable character from the game Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) by Hoyoverse.

        I never wished I was an inanimate object more than when I saw Grace’s shoes. I mean, just imagine that feeling. Your mouth (does the foot entrance of a shoe count as a mouth? Doesn’t matter) completely shaped, molded by Grace’s feet. Your whole existence is to protect the feet of this goddess. All you can breathe is her feet as she as no idea of your sentience. Working in machinery, she typically spends the whole day on her back, underneath her creations. As such, you aren’t getting stepped on as much as you want. The part that makes this seemingly worthless existence all the worth. Grace’s job regularly requires her to do prolonged periods of physical labour, and that causes her to sweat buckets. So not only are you breathing in her feet all the time, but now her sweat. The Devine smell encases your existence for hours on end, for days on end. This smell becomes your toxin, addiction, as her smell is the only thing that motivates you to move on.
        
        One day, Grace was required to work for 14 hours straight. And you as her trusty, unknown companion, stayed by her side in much more happiness than her. Although she loves her job the tiredness catches up. Her movements become less precise, more sluggish. Koleda takes notice of this and approaches Grace. She expresses her concerns, telling Grace she’s overworking and may get hurt because of it. Ultimately, she demands Grace to return home and get rest. She reluctantly agrees. When she returns home the first thing she does is kick off her shoes and begins to walk towards her couch.
        
        “Wait! Don’t go!” You scream out. Grace turns to look at her shoe that called her name. She stares in disbelief, assuming her drowsiness has caught up to her. You continue to talk to her, not willing to be separated for even a mere minute. “Please, wear me as you sleep. I cannot live without being in you.” Although your words seem somewhat disgusting, they are equally part desperate. Desperate to not be separated from the toxin that allows your existence.
        
        Grace doesn’t respond, likely do to her brain preparing to sleep and turning off all unnecessary functions. She walks over slowly, her legs ready to give weigh. She positions herself above you, slowly slipping her foot into you. You attempt to thank her for her merciful acts as a goddess, but your mouth being full of foot makes it sound more like “fufth fhewgu” as opposed to a proper thanks. She walks over and collapses on her couch, instantaneous falling under the veils of her blanket’s she had waiting for her. As you breathe in her smell, all your things wash away like a beach during high tide. All you can focus on is her.

        Neuvilette 🐉💦 14,600 Base HP ❤️️ 576 Base DEF 🛡 15% CA damage

          Parody of Showmaker’s K’sante copypasta from LoL but changed to Neuvilette from Genshin due to how absurdly strong he is.

          As of July 2024, the copypasta has been updated to include the 1,600 primos given to players as an apology for Neuvilette’s nerf that was reverted.

          🐲 Neuvillette 🥶 on-field carry 👤40,000 HP 💪 250% Crit Damage 🤷‍♂️ Extra 36% CR from Marechaussee 💦 Unstoppable 🚫 Penetrates shields 🛡 Can self heal 🧱 Insane AOE 🐯 Braindead single target ☝spin to win 🕐 can solo abyss 🧙‍♂️ versatile teams and F2P friendly 👺… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Hoyo tried to nerf him gives everyone 1600 primos 🤑🤑🤑 
          Neuvilette 🐉💦 14,600 Base HP ❤️️ 576 Base DEF 🛡 15% CA damage and 36 Free Crit Rate from Marechusse Hunter 🏹 38.4 Crit Damage from Ascension⬆️ 30% Free Hydro Damage from Talent 2 🤹‍♂️ Self-healing 🏥 CA hits multiple targets 👥 Interruption resist on CA 🚫Can freely aim CA 🎯 No ER requirements 🔋 No setup needed ❌ Skill cooldown only 12s ⏱ 

          French version

          🐲 Neuvillette 🥶 carry sur le terrain 👤40 000 HP 💪 250% de dégâts critiques 🤷‍♂️ 36% CR supplémentaire de Maréchaussée 💦 Imparable 🚫 Pénètre les boucliers 🛡 Peut s'auto-guérir 🧱 AOE insensée 🐯 Cible unique Braindead ☝spin pour gagner 🕐 peut abyssal en solo 🧙‍♂️ équipes polyvalentes et amicales F2P 👺… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Hoyo a essayé de le nerfer donne à tout le monde 1600 primos 🤑🤑🤑 

          Imagine being so insecure about not being funny that you not only steal a viewer’s joke but also ban them.

            Imagine being so insecure about not being funny that you not only steal a viewer's joke but also ban them. And for the people who will say it was just a joke or it was in fun, that's sad. It really is not funny, you just like zyox enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also sad.
            
            I liked zyox but this really has made me like him less. And of course it was enabled by zajef. This basically was bullying and it gave me such an ick. Like sure it's his stream and he can do what he wants but yuck. Kinda deserves all the fun people make of him. used to feel bad for him when people would make fun of his hair but not anymore, completely deserves it. 
            Imagine being so TA about not being TA that you not only steal a viewer's TA but also ban TA. And for the people who will say it was just a TA or it was in TA, that's sad. It really is not TA, you just like TA enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also TA.
            
            I liked TA but this really has made me like TA less. And of course it was enabled by TA. This basically was TA and it gave me such an TA. Like sure it's his TA and he can do what he wants but TA. Kinda deserves all the TA people make of TA. Used to feel bad for TA when TA would make fun of his TA but not anymore, completely deserves TA. 

            Full lore from YT comment

            Imagine being so insecure about not being funny that you not only steal a viewer's joke but also ban them. And for the people who will say it was just a joke or it was in fun, that's sad. It really is not funny, you just like zyox enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also sad.
            
            I liked zyox but this really has made me like him less. And of course it was enabled by zajef. This basically was bullying and it gave me such an ick. Like sure it's his stream and he can do what he wants but yuck. Kinda deserves all the fun people make of him. I used to feel bad for him when people would make fun of his hair but not anymore, completely deserves it.
            
            Edit: keep it up you guys. I'm sure zyox would love for his community to be known as the one where 90% of the people can't deal with social interaction in a normal way without spamming a bunch of nonsense. So proud of you.
            
            As for the 1-2 people who genuinely tried to discuss it like adults, I'm grateful that there are at least a handful of y'all.
            
            Never planning on interacting with this community again. Don't know what i was thinking.
            
            -×-×-×-×-×-×-×-×-×-×-×-×-×-
            
            Edit 2: From the sensible people in the comments i have learned that the banned people get unbanned basically immediately after. That is something i did not know. So thank you to those people for explaining it.
            
            I will still keep my comments up as a showcase that i was at fault for jumping to conclusions AND That this community has too many people who's first instinct is to just spam bs instead of engaging in meaningful discussion. Could have avoided all this if only the channel owner had been a normal person explaining how it worked.
            
            Because as a non-twitch viewer there was no way for me to know about this. Of course i would be concerned seeing something like this. I would say it would be weird to not feel concerned about it if you didn't know.
            
            Anyways i will stop replying and i really hope that the people who thought that just trying to clown on me was the appropriate way to handle this, learn from the nicer commenters who explained things in a mature manner.

            Biden has Covid / Joevid-19

              ⚠️❗️UH OH ❗️⚠️ PRESIDENT 😩🫡 BIDEN HAS CUM 💦👀 DOWN ⬇️🕺WITH HOE-VID 🦠🤧! HE DIDN'T 🚫🙂‍↕️ USE 🙅🏻‍♀️ PROTECTION 😏🍆 FROM THE HEFTY 💪🏼🫦VIRAL LOAD 🥵 😷 AND HAS TO 👨🏻‍⚕️🔫 BE IN WHORE-ENTINE 💅🏼❌ UNTIL HE'S 🚫 NO LONGER 🧪🤪 CUNTAGEOUS 🤒👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 SEND 📲 THIS TO 46 OF THE SLUTTIEST 💄😋🙌 COVID CUNTS 💃💉 YOU KNOW 😤👊 OR YOU'LL BE 🔜🫵 THE NEXT VICTIM 😈🪦OF THE PANDEM-DICK 💀💀 
              🚨 CALL ☎️ THE CENTER FOR 😩 DISEASE 😷 CUNT-ROL‼️
              
              SLEEPY 💤 JOE 💪🏼 maybe 😈 going 🏃 to sleep 💀 FOREVER ‼️💗 While DADDY TRUMP 🍊 was taking BULLETS to the EAR 👂our 🔥 HOE-TuS was taking too many 💦 CUMMIES 💦 to the FACE and caught JOE-VID-19😮
              
              The world 🌎 HOE Organization 👅 told JILL to keep that 🐱 🍆 LOCKED UP 🔒 until 💦 JOE washes 🧽🧽🧽 his dirty nasty little 👌 fingers 🖕 for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 🧼🧼 and 💦 water 💦 otherwise it doesn't count 🤡🤡🤡
              
              THE LIBTARDS 🇺🇸 🦅 are shaking down 😶‍🌫️ ALL the COCONUT 🥥 TREES in 😷 SEARCH 🔎 of the next suCcessor 🍆🥵 It's time for our 👑 heroinE KAMALA 👑 to step in HEROIN 💉 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️but this TIME 😋 with an E !! unless 🙎🏻‍♂️ you're 👈 ZADDY HUNTER 💋 🐱 👅
              
              THOTS 💭 AND PRAYERS. 🤲 But TO DADDY 👨🏼‍🦳🍆 JOE 👨🏼‍🦯 Send this to your 😈 fellow PATRIOTS 🇺🇸🦅 as a reminder 🚨 to stop 🛑🛑🛑 spreading 🤢🤧🤮 the germs 😷 and start spreading your 👉 🍩👣 legs 🤗 BEFORE IT'S JOE-VER 🥺