📣 BREAKING NEWS, BITCH✨👀 Everyone’s🤗favorite🥰gay 🌈republican🤮 George 😘 Santos (R-NY🗽) AKA 💃🏻👑Kitara Ravache👩🏻🦱💃🏻 has been 🚮🚫EXPELLED🪦🗑️ from 🥜CUMgress 🏛️ She tried to stomp those 👟Ferragamo👢 sneakers👟 down Capital Hill🏛️ but 🥜The🧑⚖️Ethics CUMittee 💦🥜 said🚫🗣️NO👏I👏DONT👏THINK👏SO! 💅👠 They think 👑Kitara💃🏻 is just a 👦🏽latin👨🏽boy🫳🏽 in a ✨dress👗 👋 so NO 🚫more🙅 stealing campaign 💸funds💰 for our 💉HOLEtoxed💉baddie! ✌️😶 She joined 🚺💯 a select group 👥 of SEXY 🫦🍆 DISGRACED👅😏 politicians🇺🇸🧑💼 consigned⚖️ to that 🍆👀 ignominious👄 fate🫨💀💦
🌈Pop the 🍾 POPPERS👃and 💦loosen🍆 those 🍑HOLES🕳️🫦 cause this 📖story AINT over🙅 Our 💃🏻girl💄 was 🕵️♂️🔍 inDICKted🚨👮♂️ on 2️⃣3️⃣ federal charges🫦👩⚖️ Let’s hope they allow 📱💦OnlyFans✊🍆 and 🛍️Sephora💋palettes💄 where she’s going⛓️⚖️ 🫳Drop🫧 that 🧼soap🚿show🐒 your 🍑bussy🕳️ and make😏👅 some🥵🍆friends 💦🥜 bitch🍑👄🏛️LAWSUITS👨⚖️BANKRUPTCY💳 FRAUD👮 MONEY LAUNDERING🧺 🍑💦BACKDOOR 🍆🕳️ DEALS💸💦 and getting 🚨EVICTED👢 in 🏳️🌈QUEENS🌈 Our 📢BIG‼️FAT 😵 liar 🤥 DADDY⛓️😍 delivered🚚📦 for the 👯♀️girls✨ 🕵️♂️🇧🇷 Kitara’s 🔥SCANDALS⚖️ gave us🇺🇸 LIFE 💓🫃🏾 So let's🥺 all give👐 a ☠️death😷drop💨 of applause👏 for 🍆🍆 our 💩 fallen 🥜👅CUMgressional🏛️ queen💃🏻👑 George🕳️🍑Santos🪦🪦 👏🏽Sashay💃 away 👑diva👠⛓️😵🔫🗣️Spread 👐 this like ❤️🦠GONORRHEA😷🕳️ at 🔥🌈Fire🌈 Island🍆💦 Send it to 2️⃣0️⃣ people👅 who 🤯know how to 😈CLAP👊 that 🚂ASS🍑🥹 to the 🕺rhythm🥁 of 🏛️ political⚖️ 🔥scandal 💦🥜 Get 🔟 back and 💃🏻👑Kitara💦👩🏻🦱 might 🌊 SLIP 🕳️ right out 😉 of this 💦👄STICKY🥜💦 situation🤪 like she 🙅avoided 🕵️♂️prosecution👨⚖️ in 🏛️🚫 Brazil 🇧🇷 Get 5️⃣ back and George will 👹visit🫂 you 🕔tonight🌚🔮🌙 and deposit🎁 his ⚡️🙈stolen🫦🥵 donations🍆💦 into your 🍑bussy🕳️🥰 but get 0️⃣ back🔙 and 👉 your 🦋🫃🏾mom💦🤱 will ☠️🪦die🥰🦴🩸 as many 💯 times 😵as 💃🏻👑his🍑 has🤔😳😭
📣 BREAKING NEWS, BITCH✨👀 Everyone’s🤗favorite🥰gay 🌈republican🤮 George 😘 Santos (R-NY🗽) AKA 💃🏻👑Kitara Ravache👩🏻🦱💃🏻 has been 🚮🚫EXPELLED🪦🗑️ from 🥜CUMgress 🏛️ She tried to stomp those 👟Ferragamo👢 sneakers👟 down Capital Hill🏛️ but 🥜The🧑⚖️Ethics CUMittee 💦🥜 said🚫🗣️NO👏I👏DONT👏THINK👏SO!
🏛️LAWSUITS👨⚖️BANKRUPTCY💳 FRAUD👮 MONEY LAUNDERING🧺 🍑💦BACKDOOR 🍆🕳️ DEALS💸💦 and getting 🚨EVICTED👢 in 🏳️🌈QUEENS🌈🕵️♂️Kitara’s 🔥SCANDALS⚖️ gave us🇺🇸 LIFE 💓🫃🏾 So let's🥺 all give👐 a ☠️death😷drop💨 of applause👏 for 🍆🍆 this 💩 fallen 🥜👅CUMgressional🏛️ hoe 💃🏻👑 George🕳️🍑Santos🪦🪦 👏🏽Sashay💃 away 👑diva👠⛓️😵💦 Send it to 2️⃣0️⃣ people👅 who 🤯know how to 😈CLAP👊 that 🚂ASS🍑🥹 to the 🕺rhythm🥁 of 🏛️ political⚖️ 🔥scandal 💦🥜
Rep. George 😘 Santos (R-N.Y.)🗽 defiantly 🤬 said 💬👱 Thursday that 🍆 he’ll 😈 continue ⬆️ FUCKING 👌👉 and fighting 😤🍩💪💪🥊💥 to keep 👌 himself 😎 from 💰 being 😑😑 only 😤 the sixth 🕕 member 🎫🍆 ever 🖖 to be ❌ expelled from 🔙👉👊 the House 🏘 of Representatives 😂. Santos ‼️ was the subject 💕 of a damning 🫣😱 Ethics CUMittee 💦 report 📄 and has 🤔👉 been 💴🥜 charged 🔌 with 23 👔 felonies. Big 📢❗ fat 😵 liar 🤥 Daddy 😘😍 George 😘 needs 🤲 to survive 🙏🏼😩😭 a vote 🔝 Friday 🎅🏿 or he’ll 🔥🥵 be 🥜 expelled from 👩 CUMgress 🏛️ and join 🚺💯 a select group 👥 of sexy 💦😩🍆 disgraced U.S. 🇺🇸 politicians consigned to that 🍆👀 ignominious fate 💀
expelled from congress 😣😔😖 but never from this BUSSY 🤝😇🥵 send this to 5 👋🏻 of ur SLUTTIEST CONGRESSMEN 👔👨🏻💼 or sashay 💃🏼to MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE’S HELL HOLE 🥹😇🥵😈👺👹forever 😘
ive been crying in my room for 2 hours now. I was making some salad dressing in the kitchen with my pet hamster manny (I let him roam around). My sister and her friends were also in there doing something. I spilled a bottle of vinegar, so I left to get a towel and when i came back manny was drinking it. I didnt think anything of it so I let him help me clean it up. all of the sudden manny starts acting really weird. hes normally very full of energy but he was just sitting still. Everyone gathered around him to try to figure out what was wrong. suddenly we hear a fizzling noise coming from inside manny and he started expanding. he let out a final squeak and bursted. bubbles and blood went everywhere. my sister and her friends started screaming and crying. I ran and got my dad and he cleaned it up. we looked in the pantry and apparently manny got into the baking soda and ate abunch of it. I think im traumatized now
my mom is so proud of me, she took me to this fun place with toys and kids called the "adoption center" she said I'm gonna have a more sigma gyatt family, I am excited for the fanum tax family to pick me up, I'm gonna miss my friends here though.
I don't smoke, vape, or do any drugs other than what the doctor gives me. Still got the ol' V-card too. Heck, my rizz levels are probably in the negatives as I haven't even had my first romantic kiss, let alone held hands in a romantic context. I also get okay grades in school so overall, no issues here, right?
However...
I just had to go and turn out fucking trans and apparently my parents aren't happy with my existence all because I'm not the gender they picked out for me.
In gamer terms, I guess I'm basically trying to customize my skin because I hate the default one assigned at spawn, but the mods don't care and they say I gotta play using the default skin anyway no matter how much I dislike it. Being mods they also notice when I try using cheat codes to get around the rules. The whole thing is a load of BS honestly.
Hey everyone,
So, I've been doing a lot of thinking and planning about my future career, and after countless hours of research and introspection, I've come to a decision that I feel really good about: I want to work at Google. It's like, they've got everything. The cool offices, amazing projects, and free snacks!!!! ffs!
Now, here's the thing. We all know how competitive it is to get a job at Google. I mean, they only have so many spots, and I really, really want one of them. I'm not that good at coding, so, I've come up with a strategy that I think is going to help me out, and I need your cooperation.
This might sound a bit unconventional, but hear me out. I'm kindly requesting, for the sake of my career aspirations, that everyone here on r/csmajors please refrain from applying to Google this year. Just for this year. Think of it as a personal favor to a fellow CS major who has their heart set.
I know we're all striving to make it big in the tech world, but if you could please consider other companies for your applications this year, that would be great. There are plenty of other amazing tech companies out there! Microsoft, Amazon, Facebook – the list goes on. Google is just one of many.
I appreciate your understanding and cooperation in this matter. It's not every day that someone gets a shot at their dream job, and with your help, I'm hoping to make my dream a reality. Let's all support each other's aspirations, starting with not applying to Google. Just for this year, please and thank you!
Sincerely, A Future Googler
University version
Hey everyone,
So, I've been doing a lot of thinking and planning about my future career, and after countless hours of research and introspection, I've come to a decision that I feel really good about: I want a to enter a University. It's like, they've got everything. The money, the work, and a purpose in life!!!! ffs!
Now, here's the thing. We all know how competitive it is to get into a good University. I mean, there's only so many spots, and I really, really want one of them. I'm not that good at being smart, so, I've come up with a strategy that I think is going to help me out, and I need your cooperation.
This might sound a bit unconventional, but hear me out. I'm kindly requesting, for the sake of my academic aspirations, that everyone here on r/csmajors please refrain from applying to universities this year. Just for this year. Think of it as a personal favor to a fellow CS major who has their heart set.
I know we're all striving to make it big in the tech world, but if you could please consider self studying this year, that would be great. There is a plenty of material out there! YouTube, libraries, internet the list goes on. Universities are just one of many.
I appreciate your understanding and cooperation in this matter. It's not every day that someone gets a shot at their dream university, and with your help, I'm hoping to make my dream a reality. Let's all support each other's aspirations, starting with not going to universities. Just for this year, please and thank you!
Sincerely, A Future Student
Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
