What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little perma-freshie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the blade temple, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Duke Erisia’s manor, and I have over 300 confirmed grips. I am trained in primadon warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire summer company. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on all five Luminants, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Deepwoken? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Voidwalker spies across the Etrean Luminant and your spawn is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fuckng dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can grip you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with Way of Navae. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Central Authority and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Luminant, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking wiped, kiddo.
So firstly, this is not a joke. I genuinely just spent $200 fucking dollars using my meat on gems. So I was goofing around with the Hypixel Store as one does, and I had about $200 in gems in my cart right, I go to tebex and stuff and fill out all my info because its fun and I want to imagine what i’ll do with all the gems right. (I can’t be the only person who does this)
Fast forward a little bit and im in the bathroom fighting for my life and I stop staring at my phone for a moment so I can really lock in cause at this point im like shirt off sweating, and I’m not sure exactly what happened but I must’ve gripped my phone in a way to switch to the chrome app, I then turned around to flush my progress as to not clog the whole city’s plumbing, and at that very moment I dropped my phone into the now-flushed toilet. And I shit you not, as it fell, it swiped across my shlong and purchased it or some shit I deadass don’t know what happened. I eventually fished my phone out of the toilet and managed to disinfect it before touching. When I opened it, I saw a notification from my bank saying I spent $200 on Tebex.
TLDR: Filled my cart with gems and accidentally dropped it in the toilet, as it fell it glided across my johnson resulting in a purchase of $200 to Tebex.
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Are you referring to the argentinian president Javier Milei?
Champion Name: Milei, The Libertarian Tempest
Role: Top Lane Fighter / Assassin
Passive - Libertarian Fury: Milei gains increased attack speed and critical strike chance with each government policy he criticizes, stacking up to a maximum. Every stack provides a boost in damage but also increases his vulnerability, reflecting his high-risk, high-reward playstyle.
Q - Chainsaw Strike: Milei swings his signature chainsaw (a nod to his campaign antics), dealing heavy damage to enemies in a line. If he hits an enemy champion, he gains a shield based on a percentage of the damage dealt.
W - Deregulation Dash: Milei dashes to a target location, ignoring minion collision and gaining bonus movement speed. If he passes through an enemy champion, he disrupts their abilities for a short duration, symbolizing his effort to "cut through bureaucracy."
E - Market Reforms: Milei throws out a bundle of policy papers in a cone, dealing damage and marking enemies. Marked enemies take increased damage from Milei’s next basic attack or ability, representing his aggressive push for economic reforms.
R - Economic Overhaul: Milei declares a "Megadecreto," summoning a whirlwind that deals continuous damage in a large area around him. Enemies caught in the whirlwind are slowed and take increased damage over time, symbolizing the sweeping and often controversial nature of his policies.
Taunt: "Prepare to be deregulated!"
Hi @Everyone,
New rule (and I can't believe I have to say this) please don't give birth in the voice channel. It makes people very uncomfortable.
@everyone
hello everyone! new rule has been added (can't believe i have to say this) please don't give birth in vc. it makes people very uncomfortable. i don't want to have this added to the rules as it is very embarrassing for me as a server owner and the rest of the people trying to enjoy the server. this is your final warning
My name is Guido Mista. I'm 44 years old. My house is in the southwest section of Naples, where all the slums are, and I have 4 wives. I work as a hitman for Passione, and I get home every day by 4:44 AM at the latest. I smoke 4 packs a day, and I always drink. I'm in bed by 4:44PM, and make sure I get 4 hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of cold beer and doing about 44 minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have problems sleeping and I stay up until morning. Just like an elderly, I wake up with fatigue and stress in the morning. I was told there were issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care seek trouble with enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me sadness. Although, if I were to fight I would lose to everyone.
