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I’ve cheated on every exam at

    I’ve cheated on every exam at UBC
    
    Here’s how:
    
    I show up to class right, I have a notebook on my lap where I write down what the professor is talking about! Every one else messes around on their laptops playing chess or scrolling through memes, I'm the only smart one because I'm copying what the prof says (Real sneaky so no one notices). Then, I look at these hand made notes for a few minutes everyday, increasing the time I look at them as I get closer to the test. I walk in, take the test (remembering everything the professor said!) and then walk out of there Mission Impossible style. It's almost impossible to get caught cheating this way. (secret)
    
    Please don't snitch on me, I might get expelled.

    Every ‘University/College‘ copypasta


    I FUCKING HATE THE GARDEN GNOME CLASS

      The Finals copypasta
      Those stupid DWARFs do nothing but scurry around my feet at 10000MPH and slash at my ankles until I KEEL OVER and BLEED OUT. I CAN'T STAND when these TINY BOYS turn invisible and HIDE IN A CORNER waiting for you to start DEPOSITING MONEY or capturing the objective and then POUNCE on you. THEY THINK THEY ARE HOUDINI when they STOP BEING TRANSPARENT and BLOW your BRAINS OUT. What do you mean they need a buff??? They have the HITBOXES OF A CHILD and can DISAPPEAR AT WILL??? What do you mean you die in 1 second, put on your HARRY POTTER CLOAK and no one can shoot at you??? On top of that they literally hold the LONG JUMP WORLD RECORD, they fling themselves from building to building LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING SPIDER MAN??!! It makes no sense, they are SMALL and have LITTLE LEGS why do they RUN SO FAST?? I cant even when they WAIT FOR EVERYON TO DIE and then JUST take the MONEY without BEING SEEN. Don't even get me started on when they have the SNIPERS who SHOOT AT ME when I DONT HAVE THE VAULT and AM NOT ON THE OBJECTIVE. Who are you helping??? Do you just get a rise out of HELPING THE WINNNING TEAM???? GOD FORBID a PACK OF 3 get near you, WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT AT???? I CAN'T even tell the difference when I damage one, THEY ARE HUNGRY PIRANNAHS. I see them in MY DREAMS and they TERRORIZE me WHEN I SLEEP.

      Trump’s ‘Nuclear’ speech

        “Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”

        You have no idea lol I could teach a course on my discography alone

          Dude you have no idea lol I could teach a course on my discography alone and that wouldn’t even cover my piano compositions. I create art, the thing music is. Im not some sweaty engineer shitting myself over clashing frequencies at 3am just to produce a beat that does nothing but carry a dj set. My work is social commentary and emotional expression not some technical competition. The dubstep community is so bad about that shit like there’s more to music than sound design dude and even if that was the thing I claimed to be an expert in I’d be right to say so.
          
          Surely you’ve listened to all 14 of my concept albums to make such a claim regarding my expertise and aren’t just mad and coping and seething at…checks notes…someone offering music lessons??

          Dream vs Gumball

            The transcript of Gumball and Dream argument

            Origin

            The copypasta came from a leak video of an argument between the largest Minecraft Youtuber ‘Dream’ and the voice Actor for Gumball ‘Nicolas Cantu’ in an Uber ride. Nicholas Cantu can be seen ranting and insulting Dream throughout the car ride while Dream remains unfazed. The video has gained notoriety among Dream haters and the transcript of Cantu’s roast has been used as a copypasta to mock Dream.

            When the ants come at me, It'll take 10,000, 100,000 of them to take me down. So that's how miniscule you are to my size, right. My stature of intelligence, character and body and um, Reverence in this world. No man, because I'm gonna do movies, stand up comedy, everything all the shit, music, whatever the fuck e commerce, You don't understand that you're talking to like a Michealangelo of my time, right. Like I'm a genius, Albert Einstein level, History book maker. You're gonna be forgotten like the dust in the sand when you're in the fucking sahara, and there's a hundred million thousand billion sand particles, you're gonna be one of those, and I'm gonna be a staute erected in gold.
            🔵🐈gumball 🤚😁🟢 slap boxed 🟢😁 dream 💀💀 W ➿🫵

            Myrtle Arknights

              Origin of the Myrtle copypasta
              I've started to play Arknights a few months ago. Yesterday I was pulling Mlynar's banner and I happened to got this short and cute red haired girl named Myrtle. So I decided to hear her voicelines. She is absolute wife material. Now I fantasize about Kal'tsit yelling at me and I go crying to Myrtle complaining. She comforts me and hugs me as she tells me I am doing a good job as I cry lying on her petite chest.