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    💥🔫DADDY TRUMP WAS JUST SHOT🔫🔫😱 UH OH🙈 The gunmen shot his LOAD💦😏💪💪 to give Daddy🤠 Trump a good 👏 bye 💥😜 but missed the 💸 MONEY SHOT 💦🙊 Send this to 10 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 sharpshooter 🤪 and I'd you get 0️⃣ back 😕 you DIED ⚰️💀. Get ready 😬 to arrange your funeral 👎 if you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, you might get 🚁 lightflighted right out 😉 of this🩸BLOODY situation 👻🤔 If you get 🔟➕️ back 🦆 DADDY TRUMP 🫡😘 will meet you at the HOSPITAL 🏨 to play doctor 👨‍⚕️👄🍆 
    WHOA 🙀🙀🤯‼️⁉️ TRUMP JUST TOOK A CUMSHOT 💧🔫 TO THE (r)EAR 👂🍑 AT A RALLY IN BUTT-LER PENISVANIA 🍑🍆🍌 SHOOTER❓I HARDLY KNOW HER! 🤣😹🤭 SECRET SERVICE AGENTS TACKLED TRUMP’S GYATT TO THE GROUND 👮🏻‍♂️👮🏼‍♂️🫨📳 AND BOUNCED OFF THE RECOIL ☄️ THOTS 💭🧠 AND PRAYERS🙏🤲🛐, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME LIBTARDS 🇺🇸🦅🔥💯 
    ‼️ 💃🏼DIVA DOWN⬇️💃🏼‼️ CUM-VICTED 💦 FELON 🚨DONALD TRUMP 🍊HAS HAD AN ASS🍑 ASS🍑 INATION ATTEMPT 🤔 IN BUTT-LER 🍑 PENISYLVANIA 🍆 MULTIPLE LOADS 💦 WERE SHOT 🔫😏 AT HIS HEAD 😫 BUT THEY DID 🙅🏼‍♀️❌ NOT ❌🙅🏼‍♀️ SLAY 💅🏻💀 SEND THIS TO 5️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR CUNTIEST 💁🏼‍♀️💅🏻 CUM-SERVATIVES 🐘❤️IF YOU GET 2️⃣5️⃣ BACK YOU DODGED 🏃‍♂️ THE BULLET 🚅 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU’RE NEXT 🫵🏻😧 
    UH OH ‼️😤 looks like former President DUMP 😤💦🍑 just got BLASTED 🍆💦 in an ASS ASS-ination 🍑🍑🖐️ attempt 😉😱 Seeing his PHAT ASS 🐳 PUMPED FULL 💦🍆 🫦 of HOT 🥵🔥 lead UNDERNEATH all of those SWEATY MEN 🌭💦👯‍♂️👯‍♂️ made me think he’s the right man for my CUNTry 🇺🇸🗽💦 He sure can take a POUNDING ‼️👊🍑🍆💦💦 
    WHAT🙀🤯🤯🙀?! DADDY TRUMP JUST TOOK A HUGE 💧🍆💦💧LOAD💧🍆💧 TO THE EAR!!! CUM-VICTED 💦 FELON 🚨DONALD TRUMP 🍊🍑HAS HAD AN ASS🍑 ASS🍑 INATION ATTEMPT 🤔 IN BUTT-LER 🍑 PENISYLVANIA! THE sCUMMY💦🍆💦 SHOOTER TOOK 8 BACKSHOTS @ the Prez BUT WAS LIMP🤭💭🍌 IN HIS GUN🍌! TRUMPS GYATT🍑🍑 GOT SLAMMED TO THE GROUND, CLAPPING👏👏 A 9.8💯 ON THE RICHTER! 👮🏼‍♂️SEXY 👮🏼‍♂️SERVICE👮🏼‍♂️ SASHAYED💅🏻💅🏻 HIM AWAY SO DONNIE COULD GET A HUMMER🥵💦 IN HIS HUMMER! THOTS🙏🤲🛐 AND PRAYERS🙏🤲🛐! LIBTARDS🥺🤭 BETTER COUNT THEIR COOCHIES🐈🙀 BEFORE MAGA🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅 AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅PEGS THEM INTO THE PAST! 🇺🇸🦅💯🔥 SEND THIS TO 5️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR CUNTIEST 💁🏼‍♀️💅🏻 CUM-SERVATIVES 🐘❤️IF YOU GET 5️⃣0️⃣ BACK GRAB ✊🏻HER BY THE PUSSY 🙀 IF YOU GET 2️⃣5️⃣ BACK YOU DODGED 🏃‍♂️ THE BULLET 🚅 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU’RE NEXT 🚔👮‍♂️🚔🇺🇸 
    Uh oh!! 😱 Daddy Trump ♥️ 🧢 just got BUSTED on!! 🩸👂 Sending THOTS 🍑🍑🍑 and PRAYERS🙏to TRUMP😭 as he makes his recovery🏥. Daddy's gonna need a LOAD 🍆 of BED 🛏️ rest 😴 😚 💋 and that bed will be rocking 🍑 💢like a ship 🚢 when we get there😏🌹. Make🇱🇷🇱🇷 America🇲🇾🇲🇾 Cum 🌊 💦 💦 Again!!🇺🇸🇺🇸 forward this ➡️⏩ to 5 FRIENDS 👭👬🧍‍♀️ to ensure 🙏 OUR PRESIDENT'S 🇺🇸🦅💵 RETURN 😴 TO STRENGTH 💪💯‼️

    IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING PROJECT WINGMAN REFERENCE???

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this is a fucking cry for help

      Ace Combat (Navy Seals) pasta

        What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little mercenary dog? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cascadian National Guard, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the rebels, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top ace in the entire Federation armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with railguns the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the radio? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Federation and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, dog. The storm that comes for you and wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, merc. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my missiles. Not only am I extensively trained in aerial combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Federation Peacekeepers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Cascadia, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" contract was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn crown. I will bury you so completely that the Earth will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up. You're fucking dead, mercenary.

        Porco Dio pedofilo cagato dalla madonna deflorata con un trapano

          Porco Dio pedofilo cagato dalla madonna deflorata con un trapano da tutti gli angeli in colonna (Porco Dio porca Madonna), che la sbattono contro la croce dov'è inchiodato il porco di cristo dio cacca che sputa teste di bambinello mentre dio girarrosto e stuprapolli azzanna il culo di Gesù polpo infiocinato all'intestino da Padre Pio che annega nella diarrea sanguinolenta di San Giuseppe ricchione mentre Madre Teresa si scopa nel culo venti mazzi di cazzi di lebbrosi e si beve la sborra e condita coi succhi anali di Padre Pio vomitandola addosso a Don Matteo, che è solito infilzare San Sebastiano con la forcella della bici sodomizzandolo coi sandali di Cristo appena estratti dalla fica della Maddalena che spruzza il suo mestruo sui fedeli che, inneggiando bestemmie contro gli apostoli che si masturbano di fronte alla foto di San Crispino e, solfeggiando rutti, ficcano dita in culo a San Pietro per farlo eiaculare tramite stimolazione interna della prostata mostrandogli allo stesso tempo la fica slabbrata della troia di Santa Rita stuprata da quel coglione del papa che intanto inneggia a dio impestato fruttolo rancido defecando cotolette di maiale mangiate il venerdì santo insieme a San Pietro che incide a Mosè un pentacolo sulla cappella mentre Ratzinger si spalma su un palo col Ciao Piaggio perché lo Spirito Santo gli infila la lingua in culo fino al pancreas perché giocando a playstation ha bestemmiato troppo poco la madonna la cui passera puzza di broccolo bollito e che guarda su YouTube i filmati di San Tommaso che si brucia i peli pubici e infila lo scroto in una friggitrice accesa da San Benedetto da Norcia che balla la lap dance con un salame infilato su per il culo.

          Most ‘sex education’ past the basics relies on linux user logic

            Started from a 10th Dentist post on Reddit, it has become a meme for its jab at Linux user and its absurdities.

            Most 'sex education' past the basics relies on linux user logic (it doesn't work in practice)

So I was at a furry convention a couple months ago and I was at a panel where a guy was explaining how he fit insanely huge dildos up his ass. To be fair, the guy was a bit drunk explaining it but the panel just didn't convince me. He tried to convince the audience how asshole stretching is a myth, how the inside of the anus will over time reshape itself to accommodate extremely large dragon dildos, how you absolutely need to use certain kinds of lubricants or the dildo will be entirely ruined by depolymerization, how you need to be constantly paying attention to what you're doing or you fuck things up (like how his surgeon once shaped the inside of his ass back to normal, which fucked up years of training his anus to accommodate the dildos) etc etc etc...

It really struck me how much of it seemed exactly like the kinds of rationalizations a linux user might come up with. You need to constantly be doing everything perfectly and any fuck up is because you weren't informed enough, therefore it's entirely your fault. There's also the exact same extremely opinionated takes on every topic - literally when someone tries to convince me to use something like GNOME or Wayland on Linux, I think back to how hard that panelist was trying to push buying dildos from Etsy businesses instead of Bad Dragon. I think in any community that encourages black and white thinking, whatever information is provided will inevitably only help those who obsess over minutae while providing a bad experience for anyone else... which in my controversial opinion describes kink spaces pretty accurately.

            I fucked a DVD.

              isn't the hole of a dvd pretty small?
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              Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.

Well guys, guess I fucked up.