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From the moment I first witnessed the interlopers, they disgusted me.

    An adaptation of the ‘From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh‘ Mechanicus copypasta into Necron’s faction. 

    From the moment I first witnessed the interlopers, they disgusted me.
Aeons we slumbered, waiting to reclaim our galaxy.
Only for it to become infested with vermin, that proliferated in our absence.
Now, we awaken to retake what is ours.
Wretched amalgamations of meat and metal, shackled to ignorance by your faith.
Do you truly believe you can stop us?
We who have shattered our very gods and enslaved them to our will.
The stars were young when our empire was ascendant.
And when the last of them die, we alone will remain.
For we are immortal.

    May the weight of your sins crush you

      May the weight of your sins crush you, sending you into a fiery abyss of damnation. You shall not have a sliver of happiness left once you step foot into our territory. and better yet, or worse for you, you won’t have any love left either. Your family, friends, everyone you know, will forget you, and you’ll be a fleeting memory. Your life will shatter such as the feelings you shattered on this battlefield. Your heart will crumble until it is reduced to nothing. And when all hope is lost, it gets worse. You’ll be torn limb from limb, cell by cell, molecule by molecule, until you can’t feel anything but pain for the rest of your days…

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        It is with great sadness that I am taking a very long break from the game

          @everyone It is with great sadness that I am taking a very long break from the game. There has been no particular reason for this, perhaps burnout, perhaps I have beaten the game with a 1650 character. Again, there is no big reason for my absence. Just think about the good times that I did 78% damage in that Kayangel run, or the time I used my personal balthor to shield everyone. Again, no reason for the departure. I may return one day however, maybe on a newer account to revisit the game and play as a mokoko again. who knows, but for now, goodbye Heroes of Arkesia!

          This Is a Reminder to All Raiders, Read Closely

            Originated from the the Classic WoW Discord, there was pin saying that anyone caught playing Shadowlands instead of participating in guild wars would be kicked. 

            THIS IS A REMINDER TO ALL RAIDERS, READ CLOSELY, IF WE SEE ANYONE PLAYING SHADOWLANDS WE WILL TAKE THAT AS YOUR RESIGNATION TO THE GUILD AND YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM DISCORD AND THE GUILD, YOU ARE HERE TO RAID AND PLAY ON CLASSIC, WE WILL NOT TOLERATE OUR RAIDERS PLAYING OTHER MMOS, WE WILL ALSO ASSUME IF YOU POST OUT DURING THE FIRST FEW MONTHS OF SHADOWLANDS THAT YOU ARE PLAYING IT BEHIND OUR BACKS AND WILL BE SWIFTLY REMOVED, THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE, ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS INVOLVING THIS CAN BE BROUGHT UP TO BUT AGAIN, WE WILL ASSUME YOU WILL BE LEAVING US FOR SHADOWLANDS IF YOU DO BRING UP ANY ISSUES WITH THIS AND WILL ALSO BE REMOVED, SO TREAD CAREFULLY, THANK YOU

            Granblue Fantasy x HSR

            This is a reminder to all members, read closely: if we see anyone playing HONKAI STAR RAIL we will take that as your resignation from the crew and you will be removed from the server. You are here to play Unite and Fight—we will not tolerate our members playing other games. We will also assume if you post out during the first few months of HONKAI STAR RAIL that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed. This is NOT up for debate. Any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for HONKAI STAR RAIL. If you do bring up any issues with this you will be removed, so tread CAREFULLY. Thank you!

            FFXIV x Lost Ark

            This Is a Reminder to All Raiders, Read Closely

If we see anyone playing LOST ARK we will take that as your resignation from the FC and you will be removed from Discord and the Guildwork page, you are here to raid and play the Critically Acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy XIV - we will not tolerate our raiders playing other MMOs, we will also assume if you post out during the first few months of LOST ARK that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed, this is NOT up for debate, any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for LOST ARK. if you do bring up any issues with this and will also be removed, so tread CAREFULLY, thank you!

            Honkai Star Rail x Wuthering Waves

            This Is a Reminder to All Trailblazers, Read Closely: 
If we see anyone playing WUTHERING WAVE we will take that as your resignation from the GCN and you will be removed from Discord and the Guildwork page, you are here to play and only play the Critically Acclaimed MMORPG Honki Star Real - we will not tolerate our travellers playing other MMOs, we will also assume if you post out during the first few months of WATERING WAVE that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed, this is NOT up for debate, any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for Honki Star Real, if you do bring up any issues with this and will also be removed, so tread CAREFULLY, thank you!

            Maki-chan, your vivid colors are blending with my white paint

              Originated from the comments of a post on r/BlueArchive that brought out the unhinged nature of Blue Archive fans.

              Her canvas is ready and my paintbrush is on hand 🎨🖌️

Rub rub rub rub

Maki-chan, your vivid colors are blending with my white paint 🖌️⚪🔴

Rub rub rub rub

Looks like Sensei will need to apply multiple layers🥛🖌️

Rub rub rub rub

You are too greedy Maki-chan, do you want me to go through all of my paint!? 🖌️🪣

Rub rub rub rub

What a masterpiece Maki-chan... ! 😭😭😭😭😭

collapses on the ground
              Breathe in

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MAKI-CHAN MAKI-CHAN MAKI-CHAN MAKI-CHAN'S CUTE ARMPITS UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH 😋😋😋😋😋��😋😋😋😋 lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick MAKI-CHAN'S CUTE SIDEBOOBS!!!!! I WANT TO SEE AND SQUEEZE YOUR CUTE TUMMY TOO!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHY ARE YOU NOT WEARING A BRA????? CORRECTION NEEDED CORRECTION NEEDED 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺
              Uohhhhhhhhh Maki-chan 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 seducing an adult is a very serious offense 💢💢👺👺👺. I'll correct you lightly this time, you might even enjoy it. You might have not heard about this but there is a technique in spray painting and body painting that allows for the painting of the inside of the body 😭. It isn't very versatile since it can only paint in a white palette, but it is interesting isn't it? You'll be enrolled in an extended course on this technique with me Maki-chan 😭 until you learn to dutifully obey authority uohhhhh.

SPLOSH SPLOSH SPLOSH 🎨🥛 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭