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Feliz Ano Novo

    Pessoal, quero desejar a todos um feliz Natal e um próspero ano novo. O WhatsApp está cheio de mensagens prontas, que a pessoa nem lê e já envia para os amigos. Não gostamos disso. Gostamos de escrever o que realmente desejo e que sai do coração. Então, queria agradecer a todos vocês. Vocês são o melhor grupo de capoeira que já participei, e que esse ano de 2024 seja de muitas conquistas para nós!!!
    Apenas copie e cole para alguem essa mensagem :

E ai amigos. Esta é a minha mensagem especial de Natal e Ano Novo, nenhuma porcaria copiada e colada, daquelas que você dedica dois minutos para felicitar igualmente a família, amigos, colegas de trabalho ou qualquer outra coisa. Isso vale para você que sempre esteve ao meu lado, que me conhece muito bem e que me ama por quem eu sou. De vocês que fazem parte da minha história. Porque eu amo vocês e para mim vcs são o melhor time de polo aquático, que eu tenho orgulho de participar. Feliz 2024 e felicidades para todos.

Reginaldo
    Nos falamos quase todos os dias nesses chats, porém é difícil achar tempo para nos vermos ao vivo. Por isso resolvi escrever uma mensagem para cada grupo que participo, até porque detesto esse esquema de copie e cole. Quero enviar votos de que cada um de vocês aproveite este feriado como um dia de união, carinho, paz e amor com a nossa família e amigos. Saibam que vocês moram no meu coração e são o melhor grupo de capoeira que já participei. Abraços

    STOP POSTING ANIME PORTRAITS! – HOI4

      STOP POSTING ANIME PORTRAITS! I'M TIRED OF SEEING THEM! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME SCREENSHOTS, ON REDDIT IT'S FUCKING ANIME! I was in r/hoi4, right? and ALL OF THE QUESTIONS had anime portrait mods on. I-I showed my encirclement to my boyfriend and t-the generals and he said "hey babe, where anime portraits HAHA WOOH WOOH WOH WOOOOH*" I fucking looked at Hitler and said "THAT'S THE GUY FROM ANIME" I looked at Monty, I think of anime and I go "NOTICE ME SENPAI CHURCHILL" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

      Team Fortress 2 helped me lose my virginity

        *Inhales........ok this is going to bee a lot so get comfortable.

Ok so I have been playing Tf2 when I was 12 back in 2015 during the gun mettle update.

Some time had passed and I decided to join a community server that had voice chat and was only avalible in the state of texas (it was a texas specific server).

I was playing on dust bowl defence and was playing pyro (my main) until I saw a level 1 teleporter outside spawn so I decided to switch to engi and upgrade it.

Little did I know that teleporter belongs to the current love of my life (who will remain anonymous).

As the match went on 'she' started speaking into her microphone asking everyone to help her maintain her buildings, so I switch to enigi again and satrted upgrading her building on last.

The funny part was that I did not say anything in chat so it just looked like someone came, upgraded her buildings, switch to pyro and just left.

She liked that, she REALLY liked that, so much so that she decided to post her fucking discord into the chat and told that Dr.Peepee (me) could add her as a friend, so I did for some reason (no but seriously I could have been an online preditor and gave me her fucking discord).

She was messaging me about Tf2, how long I have been playing it and what was my favourite class etc (well that was not suspicious).

So I answered them and told her everything until she asked me about weather I was a boy or not.

I said boy and then she called me for voice chat because she needed proof, her camera was on.

If I could discribe her it would be a the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

She did not care and was asking me to speak and so I did.

At first I just said hi and we started talking about Tf2, our personal lives (not to much tho) and things like being in texes in which she said she was from austin, I was from austin..........hell ya.

I told her that I was also from austin and she told her fucking location (I DID NOT SHOW MY FACE YET).

This is getting weird but then I relized her location was very near, just a long walk away.

At this point I thought I was being lured in buy a deepfake or an online preditor or something but it was just to convincing, she even showed a picture of her house on her phone (it was a selfie).

I was convinced so on a random afternoon I decided to visit her because not.

It took an hour but once I arived it was the same house as the one in the picture so I was really exited.

I knocked the door and was greeted by her, she did not know me at first but soon realized that it was me.

She let me inside.She let me inside.She let me inside.

We started talking for hours but thats not what you all are here for because a few weeks later she called me to come to her house again and that her parents were not home.Her parents were not home.Her parents were not home.Her parents were not home.

This was my chance because I started to like her a lot.

This all felt to good to be true, Iwas living in heaven, everything was perfect.

I think you all know what happens next but thats is not I want to say.

Instead I just want to thank eveyone that made this fucking beautiful community and the poeple who risked everything making this beautiful fucking game.

Thank you for everything.

I mean it.

I hope you all have an amazing 2024 cause I know I will with my GF.

Oh ya and for those who did not get it, we fucked.

        I swear to fucking god there is no group of individuals as brain dead as teen and mid twenties car guys.

          I swear to fucking god there is no group of individuals as brain dead as teen and mid twenties car guys.

I know a dude who threw an LS crate engine into his 2016(?) Camaro at a ridiculous cost and had probably dumped $60k into it by the time the motor fucking exploded and he replaced it for another 20 bones.

This guy is almost 30, a twink who still lives with his parents, feeds off of validation on Snapchat and instagram reels doing burnouts in traffic, and who probably only owns hoodies and snap backs. For what?

The levels of jerking are self sustaining. It’s gotten to a point where I can see a 350z in a McDonald’s parking lot and know exactly which employee is shitcanning himself to work. If I see another Honda odyssey straight piped with a heart towhook or a teddy bear chained to the bumper I’m going to emulsify my brains against a canvas

          remember the goat you once were. LISTEN TO ME!!! LISTEN!!!!!

            better than azul and valley idc. remember the goat you once were. MREKK!!! LISTEN TO ME!!! LISTEN!!!!! IKNOW YOURE FUCKING THERE!!! LISTEN!!!!!! A LEGEND DOESNT DIE WHEN THEY FALL ON THE BATTLEFIELD. THEY DIE WHEN THEY CAN NO LONGER GET UP AND RETURN TO THE BATTLEFIELD. YOU ARENT DONE, YOU GOT TAHT DOG IN YOU. WAKE TF UP!!! TURN OFF THE FACECAM. TURN OFF THE BTMC TOURNAMENT. TURN OFF THE MIC. TURN OFF THE PP COUNTER. TURN IT OFF. TURN OFF YOUR FKN CHAT. LOCK TF IN. ITS NOT OVER