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That’s 5 “h”s too much buddy and now you have two options presented before you

    That's 5 "h"s too much buddy and now you have two options presented before you. You can either correct your spelling and only have lost 1 downvote (mine that I just cast ;) or you can choose to leave your bastardized form of the English language on exhibition and get a few hundred downvotes. Since you only have 2k karma in 2 years on reddit I recommend you choose wisely 😉
    That's ✔ 5 🎄 "h"s 🕑🇹🅱 too much 🔥 buddy 👬 and now you 👈 have two 🥈2️⃣✌ options 👸🤽‍♀️ presented 🎁 before ⬅ you 👈. You 👉 can either 🚫 correct ✔ your 👉 spelling 🔡 and only have lost 💸 1 ❗ downvote ⬇👇 (mine ⛏💪 that I 👁 just cast 👋 ;) or you 👈 can choose 📝 to leave 🍃 your 👉 bastardized form 🐛 of the English 📚 language 🇪🇸 on 🔛 exhibition 🅰 and get 🔟 a few hundred 💯 downvotes ⬇. Since 👨 you 🍆👉 only have 2k 🤑 karma 👆 in 2 🕝 years 📅😬😢 on 🔛 reddit 💰 I 👁 recommend 😥😤 you 👈 choose 🤔👈 wisely 🙌 😉

    Ferdinand Marcos got corrupt to fuel his feet fetish

      Its the automod reply to “feet” in the r/2philippines4u subreddit.

      Alright. Here's my theory.

Ferdinand Marcos got corrupt to fuel his feet fetish. He is really into sniffing shoes, so when he found a woman willing to play along (Imelda) he let her pretty much control him (as he was into femdom as well). The only explanation for Imelda's absurd amount of shoes is that, she'd spend days without bathing to make her foot really stink then she'd try on each pair. FEM will then proceed to sniff. When Imelda has tried on enough pairs, she'd put them all in a row before her where marcos will smell all of them before getting to the "finish line" (Imelda's feet). FEM will then have his face stepped on.

This is a normal night at Malacañang.

      Hi, my name is Jack or Lucifer! My pronouns are he/it, I’m 19, I’m aroace and gay OH LALA~

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        From the opening of a video by “birdie” the Youtuber which became a meme because of how stereotypical accurate internet LGBTQ people are.

        Hi, my name is Jack or Lucifer! My pronouns are he/it, I'm 19, I'm aroace and gay OH LALA~ My favorite colors are red, black, and yellow, I'm a demon kitty, I love rainbows and tacos and cats and randomness, I love SCENE and DECORA KEI and EMO, but that's.. pretty obvious.. isn't it? I have EVIL AUTISM! I love South Park, Bojack Horseman, Moral Orel, Doki Doki Literature Club, Miracle Musical, My Little Pony, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, and OTHER THINGIES! I have a kitty named Squirp, I love HEADPATS and biting ANYONE in the NEAR VICINITY! IM SICK IN THE HEAD! IM OMEGA CRINGE! And welcome back to my channel!
        Hi my name is Jack or Lucifer. my pronouns are he/it I'm 19. I'm aroace and gay, ooo lala. My favorite colors are red, black and yellow. I'm a demon kitty. I love rainbows, tacos, cats and randomness. I love scene and decora kei and emo, but that's pretty obvious isn't it? I have EVIL AUTISM. I love south park, bojack horseman, moral orel, doki doki literature club, miracle musical, my little pony, jojo's bizarre adventure and other thingies! I have a kitty named SKQRP. I love headpats and biting everyone in the near vicinity. I'm sick in the head. I'm omega cringe, And welcome back to my channel!

        Ty Lee and Aang

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          It was a comment to a fanart of Ty Lee and Aang as a couple in Avatar: The Last Airbender.

          Aang could spar endlessly with her too, her athleticism and martial arts really do well against his bending and would sharpen his close combat skills immensely. Plus the sex between an airbender and an expert gymnast sounds mindblowing. One of the things that worried me about Katara was I never felt she could keep up with Aang in combat or athleticism, Ty Lee solves both of the issues I had with her as a partner for him.

          The calmest Marvel Rivals crashout

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            "I HATE THIS TEAM. We have five lords. Five lords. And all of you are going NEGATIVE. ALL OF YOU! The enemy team is level five! Level five! Did you buy your lord? WHY?! The only one of you who's going positive is thor; he's going 8 and 5. He's a tank. A tank. And I have more damage blocked than him! I'm invisible woman. I'm invisible woman and he has more damage blocked than I do! And he was sitting still FOR HALF THE FUCKING GAME! Their venom, 'justcord', just tie the cord around my neck! I don't wanna play this anymore! 'Solumester'? More like 'soul semester' with how I'm getting fucking dipped! 'Leon'? Like Leon kennedy? You must be the main fucking character, moon knight! What the FUCK! Iron fist, it says you're going 19 and 6. Why do you have 2,000 damage?! TWO THOUSAND! How do you have healing?! How do you have healing?!?! That iron man popped 5 ults and he missed every single one of them! The venom was right there. RIGHT THERE. He wasn't even moving! Fucking luna snow is the only one of you who's competent AND SHE WAS LEVEL TWO! LEVEL TWO! I HATE THIS GAME. Cloak and dagger, you must have been playing cloak the way you are FUCKING ME!!!"