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And I’ll tell ya who her is, Cassandra Nova.

    From Deadpool and Wolverine (Deadpool 3) after credits scene where Chris Evans is ranting about Cassandra Nova.

    And I'll tell ya who her is, Cassandra Nova. A megalomaniacal psychotic asshole. A finger-lickin, dead-inside, pixie slab of third rate dime-store nut milk. And I'll tell ya what she can do. She can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon. If the last thing I do in this god forsaken cum guttering existence is light that fuck box on fire, I still won't die happy. That's right Wade, I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggurnauts jugger nuts. And you can quote me. 

    I hate SEN with every fiber of my being

      Posted after SEN 2-0 loss to GenG in Valorant Champions 2024. Instantly became a copypasta due to a running joke that SEN has the most fans (glazers) in Valorant competitive.

      ive honestly never been this happy in a long time like im still smiling like 5 hours later. I hate SEN with every fiber of my being and it felt like ecstasy hit me like a bullet in between my sparkling ass eyeballs watching them get 2-0'd. they dont play real valorant, that gameplay is not real valorant like it has no class, and yet they get all the fans that are annoying and happy and i tried to be the bigger person and keep this all in but i cant bro im so happy rn.
      
      i genuinely love you guys on GenG shoutout the goat meteor btw you deserve everything good that'll happen in your life i promise you bro your family raised you right. shoutout munchkin for the goated calling, shoutout t3xture for keeping it real, shoutout lakia for that sova ascent clutch that shit was beautiful, real lakia of valorant stuff, and shoutout karon for being picked from ranked because i fw that bro i love ranked u guys are geniuses up there i swear. I love this team so much man. i love u geng so much im geng for life now

      Response to people saying LEAN🟣

        It’s literally just cola you piece of shit. There’s no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a “joke” about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in the scene, much less this screenshot, implies that they’re doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you. 

        This ain’t it, chief

          This ain't it, chief
          After hours of deliberation with the Council of High Intelligence and Educational Findings (C.H.I.E.F), it has been determined that the contents of this statement/post “ain’t it” until further notice.
          After hours of deliberation with the council of high intellect education foundation ( C. H. I. E. F.), it has officially been determined that the content of this will be immediately categorised under stage 2 terminology ‘this most definitely ain’t it’ until further action can be proposed. After several proceedings, the 4 council representatives; Ligma, Sugma, Bofa and SuCon, they have outlined various problems within this matter. Firstly, it rejects and defies the first commandment of memeology; “No Cap” preferably referred to as “No 🧢” Secondly, it also defies the second commandment of memeology; “is this loss?” People truly feel at loss when this predicament presents itself and to answer their question it is not loss. However this post represents the very dooming definition of loss. Finally, it defies the final and most important commandments issued by the council of high intellect and education foundation (C. H. I. E. F.); “I just got off the phone with chief.... not it” [memeology v.2 : chapter 4 : page 3 : verse 34]. This is a grave mistake you have made as only the chosen intellects can access the intercellular matrix that connects beings of low intellect (humans) and beings of high intellect (chiefs). Only ones who have the highest intellect and highest IQ can enter the intercellular matrix of the planetary separations and therefore connect to the C. H. I. E. F bureau for further questioning. As this issuement has not met the certain requirements in memeology, it will be transferred further down into the stage 5 catergory, terminalised as “delete this shit nigga” 

          STOP POSTING ABOUT SOMETHING

            Satire of the “STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US” meme but for Something from Omori.

            STOP POSTING ABOUT SOMETHING
            
            I’M TIRED OF SEEING HER
            
            My friends in Faraway keep telling me jokes and on the Internet it’s F50%ING MEMES
            
            I was at Gino’s, right? And ALL the posters are just about SOMETHING. I watched Ringu with my friends and I said “Hey Ryūji there’s SOMETHING behind you!” HAHA DUN DANANA DU DA DU DA DUUUHH DA DU
            
            I was walking through WHITE SPACE MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS and she CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, LATCHED ONTO MY BACK, AND JUST SAID “Sunny I love you” LIKE A BROKEN RECORD
            
            A BIRD PISSED ON MY CAR WINDOW AND I WENT “Birds in the sky? MORE LIKE PHOTO OF A LIE”
            AAAUUUGGHHH

            Peppy Appreciation

              Dean Herbert aka “peppy” or “ppy”, is the creator of the game osu!.

              This is unironically not meant to be copypasta but I fucking love this man, no bullshit attitude funny as fuck. Every single pic I see with anything to do with this guy is so cursed, with the dry humping and other weird funny interactions. Bless this man I hope he gets the baddest bitches if he doesn’t have one already, genuinely my favorite bald person above Saitama and Dwayne Johnson. I’d honestly feel proud to go bald so l at least share something in common with this man ❤️