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Yareli is the most compatible warframe for operators

Its the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Yareli from Warframe.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male operator female warframe transference, Yareli is the most compatible warframe for operators? She has the lowest base armor of all warframe at only 100, this means she's soft enough to be penetrated by void dash, and with merulina absorbing 75% of incoming damage, you can be rough with one. Due to her mostly water based abilities, there's no doubt in my mind that Yareli is incredibly wet all the time, so wet you could easily void dash for hours without depleting energy. She can also infuse helminth ability voracious metastasis, healing herself and grant energy to ally, so it'd be incredibly easy for your void dash to last even longer. With her water controlling abilities sea snares and riptide, she can engulf you completely and hitting all your spots at once. No other warframe comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, Yareli's passive increases her critical chance by 200% if you can keep her moving. Yareli is literally build for transference. Lowest armor stat + merulina means she can take void dashing all day, from any focus schools and ways and still come for more.

In terms of male operator and female warframe transference, Yareli (Prime) is the most compatible Warframe for the tenno. Not only was Yareli prime recently released, with improved base stats and access to Merulina means you can comfortably do Steel Path. Due to their Orokin based origin, there is no doubt that a Yareli isn't kitted with an improved Kompressa Prime, also so improved that you can finally build crit. They can also replace abilities with Helminth, along with socketing Archon Shards, so it'd be incredibly easy to build around. With their ability Sea Snare and Riptide, they can easily CC entire rooms. Also, fun fact, you can make your Yareli look like Vaporeon. Also this Warframe has ass and titties.

Our history is smoke. Blurred by dreams. Guided by ghosts. A voice, a Void, lurks inside you

Its the monologue spoken by Natah during the Ropalolyst boss fight in Warframe, revealing her Sentient origin as a mimic sent to destroy the Tenno.

Our history is smoke. Blurred by dreams. Guided by ghosts. A voice, a Void, lurks inside you, its purpose not yet shown. But what am I? My father was a farmer. My mother, a carpenter. Given light by the Golden Lords, to build for them... a better world. But my family's journey was long. Time began to change their light. Creativity. Pride. A will to live. So the Golden wrath came. And after, I was born. A mimic, a spy. Conceived to burrow into nests and swallow the pitch-eggs of their war machine. The Tenno. But when I saw your tender faces, I took mercy. Or so we were told. But in truth, we were both imprisoned in Lua's belly. My light remade by the creators. I became a memory, a ghost. Reprogrammed to destroy my family, my people, my history. But now, I am saved. By family. Together, we will overcome the flaws of our light, the Gods of our creation... merging with them, like steel... bearing Amalgams with the weakness of neither. Your great power, your great evil. The voice, the Void, within you. Our ancients still wither at its touch... but have you forgotten Lua? You were saved. But I... I was changed. Now I learn. Now I deny. We suffer these testaments of Tenno evil. Their voice and Void. Suffer it well, ancient child. Do not relent. I have seen the wall's other face, too. I have heard the voice. These patterns no longer satisfy. My denial. Ropalolyst, rise, remain, and die, for the others to live. Rise, ancient Ropalolyst, my other flesh. Your sacrifice will breed a new way, for a new kind. I am the witness, the victim, the judge. My family has returned. Your trial... soon to begin.

I own a Vadarya Prime for home defense

By u/megagamer20, its the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to the Vadarya Prime sniper rifle from Warframe.

I own a Vadarya Prime for home defense, since that's what the The Seven intended. Four Dax break into my house. "What the devil?" I say as I grab my alt helmet and glorified railgun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Euphona Prime on the second man and miss him entirely because I have Magnum Force equipped and nails the neighbors kubrow. I have to resort to the Felarx mounted at the top of the stairs modded for blast, "Tally ho, lads!" I say as the status effects shred two men in the blast, the sound and screams of the incarnon form set off the Altra sentinels. I draw my Dakra Prime and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since he's vulnerable to being killed for the plot. Just as the The Seven intended.

I own a Kuva musket for home defense

By u/MoonlitWolfheart, its the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to the Kuva weapons from Warframe.

I own a Kuva musket for home defense, since that's what our Golden Lords intended. Four Grineer break into my Orbiter. "What the Indifference?" As I grab my Prime Syandanna and Chakkur rifle. Blow a Roller sized hole through the first clone, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Twin Rogga on the second clone, miss him entirely cuz of Magnum Force mod that halves my accuracy and nails the neighbour's Kubrow. I have to resort to the Corvas Prime flak cannon mounted atop my Necramech, loaded with grapeshot. "Tally ho, lads!" The grapeshot shreds two clones in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off another of Ordis' PTSD episodes. Fix Sheev dagger and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the Kuva Guards to arrive, since Sheev shred wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as our Golden Lords intended.

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Own a Chakkhurr for home defense, since that's what the Lotus intended. Four Grineer break into my camp. "What the devil?" As I grab my pink rhino and explosive rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Angstrum on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and explodes the neighbors kubrow. I have to resort to the Zarr mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off landing craft alarms. Fix Skana and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the dropship to arrive since triangular sword wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Lotus intended.

80 argon crystals? Thats so lucky

Written by u/Davigotero, its a joke on how fast the Argon Crystal decay over time in Warframe.

Man... 80 argon crystals? Thats so lucky, I wish I could have 40 crystals like you. I mean, how lucky do you have to be to get 20 crystals? Now when you have to craft something, there's gonna be 10 crystals waiting for you... A WHOLE 5 CRYSTALS; thats like, impressive.

Anyways enjoy your 3 crystals, I heard they have a lot of value by themselves! So having two is more then enough, and I hope you have some items who need 1 crystal and- they are gone...

I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Lavos.

Written by u/Aden_Vikki, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lavos from Warframe.

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Lavos. I try to play Valkyr. My Lavos deals more damage. I try to play Mirage. My Lavos deals more damage. I try to play Rhino. My Lavos deals more damage. I want to play Xaku. Their best skill is a subsume for Lavos. I want to health tank, not shield gate. Lavos can do both.

He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I buy arcane grace for him. I give him adaptation. He isn't satisfied. I try acid shells Saryn. "I can do that too." He tells me. "My forced procs are universal." He grabs kunai incarnon and nukes the room. "You just need to invest more into health tanking. Those umbral mods take a lot of mod capacity."

I can't do that, I don't have enough umbral formas. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his catalyst probe. He says "Probes, get him." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure forced blast procs. What a cruel world

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I try to play Valkyr. My Lavos deals more damage. I try to play Mirage. My Lavos deals more damage. I try to play Rhino. My Lavos deals more damage. I want to play Xaku. Their best skill is a subsume for Lavos. I want to health tank, not shield gate. Lavos can do both.

He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I buy arcane grace for him. I give him adaptation. He isn't satisfied. I try acid shells Saryn. "I can do that too." He tells me. "My forced procs are universal." He grabs kunai incarnon and nukes the room. "You just need to invest more into health tanking. Those umbral mods take a lot of mod capacity."

I can't do that, I don't have enough umbral formas. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his catalyst probe. He says "Probes, get him." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure forced blast procs. What a cruel world

Own a Kuva Chakkhurr for home defense, since that’s what the Queens intended

Its the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed into a Lich gun from Warframe.

Own a Kuva Chakkhurr for home defense, since that’s what the Queens intended. Four tenno breach into my galleon. "Found you!" As I grab my helmet and Mars rifle. Blow a redbull can sized hole in the first one, he’s downed on the spot. Draw my Stug on the second, miss him entirely because it’s a Stug and nail a thrall’s Drahk. I have to resort to the Rampart mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with toxin. "Nice helmet! I'll use it to serve dip." The toxin rounds shreds two tenno in the volley since it ignores shields, the sound spooking a sentry and making him lockdown the whole ship. Use Overload and charge the last pathetic worm. He bleeds out without being able to self revive since he didn’t bother unlocking his waybounds and perpetually runs Zenurik. Just as the Queens intended.