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There’s nothing that brings me more joy than starting with goblin.

    There's nothing that brings me more joy than starting with goblin.

"Goblin!" says the announcer as I proceed to run to a nearby chest, my pockets hungry for gold, I head straight to it without missing a breath. "Goblin!" he says once again, as more gold pours out of the sky and into our hands. We run back to the other chest, with a bag that clings and clangs loudly with every greedy step of ours.

There is no need for violence, not a care about the nearby threats. The world is harsh and dangerous, but it could be worse without coins. "Goblin!" is heard once again, the sun completely blinded by the gold flashbang that drops to our feet. "Fusion!" the skies sing as we become One.

I love goblin. And Mike, but I'm biased because I used to main him in Brawl Stars.

    Alien: Romulus

      Thats fucking Alien right there

      Thats fucking Alien right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging Engineers made humanity bullshit. Aliens puke, aliens poop on the field, aliens deliver their new born drone on the side lines. Fucking hard core ovipositor in the mouth facehugger chestburster fuck it chuck it xeno time shit. Alien is back, baby

      I saw Ridley Scott at a grocery store in LA

      I saw Ridley Scott at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

      Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad

        Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad, but theres just a feeling to it that makes me feel its the best. American venom also. Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad, but theres just a feeling to it that makes me feel its the best. American venom also. Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad, but theres just a feeling to it that makes me feel its the best. American venom also.

        Let me tell you something. I play RED dead.

          Let me tell you something. I play RED dead. You don't play as black person. This is a stink and one of them hacks. It's like you can have like bears. At camp or you could be offered when you're playing against John. Yeah, no, if you're kindna, leave this and then you're like. Oh, let me just download red dead. You guys because I wanna come to this black dude, you aint you're a white dude named orphan Morgan. And he has a beard and everybody loves them and Mike is a rat.By the way, and kills, are for and then I just hate you

          I want to fuck the shit out of Yunli from Honkai: Star Rail.

            Yunli copypasta
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            Holy fucking shit.

I don't think I've ever creamed or let loose more to a fictional set of pixels more than today. It was this very day, I was at school, I whipped out my phone and saw IT. I couldn't even resist the urges. I creamed immediately. The entire classroom was overflowing with my juicy relentless spunk. Yunli. My girlfriend. My love. My wife. Please come to life and fuck me.

The twittards are saying you cant sexualise her because her design is based off of traditional chinese clothing and whatever the fuck. To that i say FUCK OFF cause guess what im Chinese and it turns me on even more (wacism) oh what's that? she's a minor? FUCK OFF, i'm a minor too you cant be a pedophile if youre a child

I can just fantasize daily about her god damn midriff, her grippers and majestic ass face that contorts into a moan as I fuck her asscheeks with my cock as she simutaneously humilitiates and dominates me, I want to lick that navel and midriff so fucking hard man

Its been like what, 10 hours since her drip marketing came out, and i've jizzed almost 57685839 times to her slender cunny yet curvaceous figure LIKE OLLOHIOLRLLRUYY SHITTTTTTT whoever designed this character needs a FUCKING RAISE

anyways spread the word about cunny and godsend yunli pls ride me

            Heirloom Ember from Warframe

              Parody of the Sex with Oblivion’s Female Flame Atronach but changed to Heirloom Ember.

              I am going to have sex with this Heirloom Ember Warframe from Warframe. I find the Heirloom Ember Warframes in Warframe sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Ember Warframe casts Immolation with Immolated Radiance making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 2 points or 1 point of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 1 point of damage, does not mean that I mostly did not feel anything, it just means that I took one damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Ember Warframe, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially infested-constructs! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Ember Warframe.

The Ember Warframe and I go to the Orbiter's Infirmary to have sex. When having sex with infested-constructs, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. The Orbiter's Infirmary is the Ember Warframe’s natural habitat.

Before we went into the Orbiter's Infirmary, the Ember Warframe let all the Infestation know that we are just here for sex. The Infestation will not subsume us because they know I am here at the Orbiter's Infirmary on sexual business. This includes the Helminth strain. However, the Helminth thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a test subject of Executor Ballas considering that I am having sex with an Ember Warframe. However, I have no interest in becoming an Infested.