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The best zombies map of all time: Kino Der Toten, Black Ops One.

    The meme started after a Youtuber ‘ChaosGaming” place Kino Der Toten as his best zombies map in COD history. Afterwards, his list got ridiculed by Call of Duty Zombies fans and even got reacted by another COD Youtuber ‘MrTLexify‘ on a livestream.

    The best zombies map of all time: Kino Der Toten, Black Ops One. To me… it’s as good as it gets. It was originally supposed to be in World at War but it was cut due to time constraints. Thankfully, Treyarch was able to finish it up, polish it up, and release it with Black Ops. Because it was good, really good. So many iconic weapons, the layout is the perfect blend of simple and complex, and the enemies were all unique and fun to fight. Plus… kino had some of the best music in any cod zombies map ever which made it even more addicting to play through and grind over and over. Call me old school, but I think Kino is the absolute best zombies map ever released, and I could play it a million times without ever getting bored! 
    The best zombies map of all time: Kino der Toten, Black Ops 1.

To me, it's as good as it gets. It was pristinely supposed to be in World at War but it was cut due to time constraints. Thankfully, Treyarch was able to culminate it up, polish it up, and relinquish it with Black Ops, cause it was good. Authentically good. So many iconic weapons. Layout was an impeccable coalescence of simple and involute and the enemies were all unique and fun to fight. Plus, Kino had some of the best music in any COD Zombies map ever which made it even more addicting to play through and grind perpetually. Call me old school, but I celebrate Kino is the absolute best zombies map ever relinquished and I could play it a million times without ever getting bored.

    SCHOOL MASTURBATION NOTICE

      This is an old classic copypasta that has been circulation around ~20 years in schools, colleges and universities as a joke. Its usually reposted under the title “Masturbation notice”.

      It has come to our attention that students have been vigorously masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is illegal and against school district policy.

The bathroom pipes are not designed to handle human discharge other than your regular bathroom duties

The excessive amount of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. A pipe under the lower B half bathroom has burst because of the excessive semen build-up. This will cost thousands of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage.

Please masturbate in your own homes.

If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to.
      Masturbation notice copypasta
      MASTURBATION NOTICE

It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy

The bathroom pipes are NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom duties

The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This will cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this

Please masturbate in your own homes and at your own disposal

If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be fine $ 1,000 and be reported to proper authorities

Thank you for your cooperation

      Device is proof to me that God doesn’t exist.

        dev1ce or also device

        Device is a professional CS2 player for Astralis and had many copypasta created about him during Astralis dominant CSGO era.

        Device is proof to me that God doesn't exist. How can someone be so good with everything? IGLing, Pistols, fucking your favorite team, rifles, punching monitors, awping etc. Its just not fair, how can anyone believe in God when Device exists? To top if off he looks like Tom Cruise, is rich as fuck and could have been a badminton pro if he wanted. But he just had to go into cs2, dick on everyone and ruin everyones faith in God. Thank you device.

        CSGO version

        Device is proof to me that God doesn't exist. How can someone be so good with everything? Pistols, fucking your favorite team, rifles, punching monitors, awping etc. Its just not fair, how can anyone believe in God when Device exists? To top if off he looks like Tom Cruise, is rich as fuck and could have been a badminton pro if he wanted. But he just had to go into csgo, dick on everyone and ruin everyones faith in God. Thank you device.

        where were u wen astralis era return

        apolgy for bad english

where were u wen astralis era return

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"astralis era return"

"no"

        I honestly believe this movie deserves ZERO STARS – Leave the World Behind

          However I must say, I honestly believe this movie deserves ZERO STARS. Julia Robert's was the only believable character in this movie. That being said: Horrible movie. If I could leave zero stars I would. I would say the Obama’s should stick to politics but unfortunately I can’t say that either. Regardless, this review sums it up very well: Zero stars needs to be an option. One reviewer posted an excellent review of this movie, so I had to copy and paste. "If you care about using your time wisely, then avoid this film like the plague. But if you like watching terribly written media, then by all means grab a snack and relax. Because this film is the embodiment of utter garbage. The first, and to me, the greatest red flag is seeing the Obamas as executive producers. The movie just changed far too many times, giving you more questions than answers. Family on the beach, a supposed home invasion, planes crashing, a brat obsessed with Friends, hackers start the end of the world, animals migrate for no apparent reason, son is poisoned by radiation yet no one else is and not to mention the blatant racial themes etc. Just a heaping mess of a pile. None of the characters are developed and slowly turn against each other. Situations like these would bring you together, not force you apart. You’d come to hate a few others, such as the daughter who treats Friends like a god and the other daughter, Ruth, who not only has a spoiled attitude but she assumes things on everyone and also believes you should never trust white people. I wish I were joking. And I quote: "I'm asking for you to remember that if the world falls apart, trust should not be doled out easily to anyone, especially white people." This had no relevance to the film at all! If this statement was flipped around, watch how things would go. I guess her name “Ruth” is short for ruthless. Because she did not act nice to anyone, not even her own father at times. If they removed her from the script, it would have made this film somewhat better. But not enough to save it. But the fact this made it through production baffles me. Then again, remind yourself of who the executive producers were. As for the “terrorist” act itself, it just isn’t clear which nation is the main driving force of it all. First some Arabic country to then either Korea or China. No idea because this is never answered. Nor were a lot of things. Where was the military? The actual forces of the nation. Apparently they do not exist, so everyone has to fend for themselves. Granted we do live in a technological world, but planes wouldn’t be crashing nor boats intentionally grounding themselves if everything was hacked. Analog exists. Pilots can still operate a plane without working apparatus etc. I’d go on but other reviews capture the level of frustration this “movie” brings the table. It’s bad. At least the daughter got to watch the last episode of Friends, after running off with neither brains nor brawn. Ate a large supply of food and somehow, found a VHS tape that oh so conveniently had Friends. Leaving her family to die. I wonder what she’ll think after the episode is over. Probably happiness, not a care for her family, as a show takes more priority than the end of the world." If I could give this movie a rating less than one star I would. A bunch of clowns.

          I have a 3.9 in my MBA program, I can probably run circles

            Homey got screwed on a collectie booster and went full Navy Seal copypasta. Enjoi!
            byu/BigManaEnergy inmagicthecirclejerking
            I have a 3.9 in my MBA program, I can probably run circles around you in any conversation, I served 10 years in the Army and I have a job making over $150K a year. Remind me again why the internet provided you such big balls to talk shit to someone you don't know over a product you wanna defend for having less value than a play booster. You big mouth losers need to get the hell out here. More shills for a corporation than I ever met in my life. This sub is a joke. 
            I 🕴️ have a 3.9 in my MBA 💼💰 program, I can probably run 🏃 circles 🔴 around you in any conversation 💬, I served 💁‍♂️ 10 years 🗓️ in the Army 🫡 🔫 and I have a job 👷 making over $150K 💸 a year 📅. Remind me 🧠 again why the internet 🌐 provided you 🤡 such big balls ⚽ 🏀 to talk shit 💩 to someone you don't know 😎 over a product 📦 you wanna defend 🛡️ for having less value 💰💸 than a play 🤾 booster 🃏. You big mouth 😮 losers need to get the hell 👿 🔥 out here. More shills 🧑‍💼 for a corporation 🏦 than I ever met in my life 📅. This sub 🥪 is a joke. 🤡

            MTG version

            I have a 3.9 in my MTG program, I can probably run circles around you in any format, I served 10 years in Tiny Leaders and my wife's boyfriend has a job making over $150K a year. Remind me again why Maro provided you such Nicol Bolas to talk EDH to someone you don't know over a product you wanna defend for having less value than my binder of Storm Crows. You big mouth (I see your teeth) losers need to get the hell out here. More shills for Daddy Hasbro than I ever met in my life. This sub is a jerk.

            Mostima

              Every single day i fantasize about Mostima using her divine blue tongue licking me thoroughly without leaving a single nano centimeter unlicked in my body... every single i day i fantasize about eating and swallowing that tongue intimately with my beloved wife Mostima, as we both lick each other's tongue and stretch every second into an eternity itself and continue that process for that eternity of eternites, i want to kiss her so deeply that even Gojo's Imaginary Technique: Purple Wouldn't compare to the depth of my kiss. I want her to kiss my mouth with a force of absolute brutality, thusly pushing me towards the ends of the multiverse itself and beyond.

I mean, you guys don't GET IT AT ALLLLLLLL

my love for this woman precedes the beginning of oblivion and nothingness themselves, before even before of all creation.

I want her to whisper in my ears: "you white ngga, i am yours ~" everyday, every minute and push me to the wall and put her feet between my legs and bite my chest as i grab her and hug her so deeply that we would merge into one entity.

I would lick her feet thoroughly everyday, and bark "yes, my queen" as 'humiliate' myself as the Supreme Harbinger of Finality and Judgement's Executor... But here's the neat part....

That isn't humiliation... That is absolute transcendence above all lifeforms. I want her to eat me inside out and i want to eat her and lick her centimeter to centimeter... And again... Stretch every second into an eternity itself.

And I'd want us both to hug in bed in winter listening to classical jazz/russian music as we watch TV and sit in the most questionable positions known to man and as i sleep on her naked warm boobs and her play with my hair and tell me I've been a bad boy recently to CORRECT me.

I'd put her moan as my ringtone and keep my ringtone at 20000% of its max volume even in public to remind myself of such a blessing in my life of an absolute perfection. And I'd do anything even absorb all of humanity's pain and live with the entire cosmos explosions and black holes inside me for eternity to see her become real and marry me forever. I mean you guys ABSOLUTELY DON'T GET MY LOVE FOR HER NEITHER GET HOW PERFECT SHE IS!!! she's absolutely perfect, beyond the language potency of our world and comprehension. Even perfection is an insult to her supremacy. Nooooo, you guys don't understand even with that explanation.

And i absolutely love that she's on my mind every second 24/7 and lives as the fundamental presupposition of my existence.

Truly beyond all. My beloved Mostima.

Actually.... Imma remove the chains put against me...

I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF ANYMORE!

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