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Please put a NSFW tag on this.

    You could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
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    The infamous ‘Please put a NSFW’ or ‘NSFW while I was on the train’ copypasta that started on Reddit and is commonly used whenever you see a horny post.

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
    Please put an NSFW tag on this 😭💢💢💢. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating 😱. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” 🤬💢 and “call the police” 👮‍♂️. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image 😏. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image 😩. This is all your fault 👺💢💢💢, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW 😡🚫💢💢💢💢💢 
    Dear brother, i plead you to apply a “Not Suitable, Foul Witchcraft” tag to this content. Twas a simple afternoon, whereupon the train i was sate. But alas, i laid eyes upon this ungodly picture, and thus i was unable to deny myself a fit of furious masturbation. Oh they stared, how they stared, the strangers on the train. The strangest of looks were flung my way, along with pronouncements such as “what upon egads earth” and “contact the police force”. I panicked so, and my telephone fell to the ground; moreover, those situated around me laid eyes upon this picture. This train, albeit small, is now populated with aroused men, each one masturbating thunderously due to this picture of yours. There is nobody to blame but you, thus it is simply your fault. You, and you alone, could have prevented this disastrous event, if you had only seized the opportunity to tag your imagery as NSFW.

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    Superheated cum at hypersonic speed

    Please mark this NSFW. I saw this when i was riding a bus and it made me cum uncontrollably. The sheer physical pleasure of this primordial orgasm made me collapse on the bus floor shaking. My phone fell out of my hand and everyone in the bus also saw the image and began to orgasm aswell.

This extremely arousing climax caused a superheated cumshot moving at hypersonic speeds, being able to penetrate over 1227mm of reactive composite armour, exiting my dick with a loud bang whilst tearing it apart with a deafening rip. The sheer force of the nut i busted not only ripped straight through my military cargo pants, but it also melted through the side of the bus, leaving a narrow molten corridor through the aluminum hull. The cumstream continued to flow through the air unimpeted, hitting a cars fuel tank right next to my bus, totally unbothered by the lengthy standoff distance, causing a massive explosion of cummy doom.

After the incident i was arrested by the CIA and harnessed into a secret Anti-Tank weapon, reinforcing my shaft with rolled homogenous steel core barrel and showing me the image, whilst pointing my penis at an enemy, making me cum on command and obliterating everything infront of me. Suffice to say, pretty hot image. Dang

    Uwu Owo version

    Pwease put an N-NSFW tag on dis. I-I was on teh twain awnd when I saw dis I-I hawd tuwu stawt fuwiouswy mastuwbating. E-Evewyone ewse gave me s-stwange wooks awnd wewe saying dings wike “what the fuck” awnd “call the police”. I d-dwopped mwy phone awnd evewyone awound me saw dis image. Now dewe iws a whowe twain of men mastuwbating togedew at dis one image. Dis iws aww youw fauwt, yuw couwd have pwevented dis if yuw h-hawd juwst tagged dis post NSFW

    Response to “Please mark this nsfw” copypasta

    Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
    Response to “Please mark this nsfw”

    Please remove the NSFW tag on this.

    Please remove the NSFW tag on this. I started masturbating on the train and i was immediately turned off because it was not NSFW. Everyone on the train was wondering why i stopped masturbating and i dropped my phone on the floor and now there’s a train of full grown men not masturbating. This never would’ve happened if you had not put an NSFW tag on this.

    Please put an SFW tag on this

    Please put an SFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I became seriously confused. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what's so confusing?” and “sir is there something wrong?”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men confused together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post SFW.

    Good Ending

    I was informed that it was all false accusations directly towards me. The image was not NSFW and in fact was 2 Children playing on a merry go round and suddenly you replied that it was NSFW. The police confirmed that it was SFW and charged you for Pedophilia. I also informed them about the train situation and in reality there wasn't any train nor records of you taking the train anywhere in the past month. I went to the doctors and they said that you were suffering from intense schizophrenia, so I hope you understand that it wasn't my mistake.

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    I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Genshin.

      Based on the original I’m sick of Xianling copypasta.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Genshin. I try to play HSR. The communities have a daily post about Genshin. I try to browse gacha communities. Every post has Genshin mentions. I try to browse regular gaming communities. There's a monthly genshin hate thread. I try to see memes. I see a genshin neckbeard meme every 2 seconds. I browse fanart. Every character is from genshin. I mute the word. I leave all game communities. My favourite youtuber gets sponsored by genshin. "Download genshin impact" they tell me. I go to an anime convention. There's genshin everywhere. A talking fairy comes out "Traveller it needs 80 gb of space". She grabs my pc and forces me to download it. "You just need to spend some money on it" I can't do it, I don't have enough money. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She takes all of my food and leaves."Ehe te nandayo?" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing, but pure billions of dollars in revenue. What a cruel world.

      Welcome to Playtime

        Greetings, Employees, and welcome to your first day here in Playtime! We’re certain that in the days to come you’ll find your new family here every bit as loving and supportive as your own. Feel free to wander the halls! Sit in the mess for lunch! Or watch our children play and learn to their little heart’s content. Join the Innovationists, where the bounds of science are continually pushed. Or join the Counselors of Playcare, whose diligence and care for our children will help shape a brighter future, just you see. Now, every part of you has your part in that future, so should you come back tomorrow feeling unhappy for where you are, or what you have done… worry not, for your supervisor is here and happy to listen! And…

Should you come back… years later… your conscience finally getting the better of you. May you descend into the dark and the dust, finding all that awaits you are incomprehensible horrors… each hungry for your return, each eager that they might find you. Perhaps they’d smile at you from a shadow, their smiling mouths full of teeth and meat and plastic, watching and waiting patiently for their turn at a warm welcome. Or perhaps they won’t allow you such time to figure your place in the world you’d left. A world that’s theirs now.

Welcome home.

        I genuinely hate lanky box so much

          I genuinely hate lanky box so much, his content is cringe and he doesn’t know how to make ANYTHING REMOTELY good, I swear nothing he can make is watchable unless you want to torture yourself or your just a brain dead child, like dude, PUT EFFORT INTO YOUR VIDEOS! You have SO MUCH DANG SUBSCRIBERS, there are people out there who make WAAAAAAY better content then your stupid bait, actually, I’d dare say almost EVERYONE can make better videos then you can, your content is garbage, your humor is garbage, your PLUSHIES are garbage, and somehow you can make the best things on the internet and turn it into GARBAGE! You’re literally ruining fandoms the moment you release a single video about the thing the fandom likes! And then kids FLOCK to that fandom and absolutely demolish it until there is practically nothing remaining! Like cmon dude, just stop, there is nothing you will gain out of making absolute crap like this other then a fan base made purely to hate on you, you should NOT be allowed to be that popular with the dumb stuff you make, like literally, YOUR VOICE IS OBNOXIOUS TOO! Not only can you not make ANY good music, the moment I hear the voices I immediately want to KILL MYSELF! Seriously, if this doesn’t prove my point, I don’t know

          “Would you suck a dick for a billion dollars”

            For a billion dollars I’m giving the finest head known to mankind, I’m talking deep throats, sucking the balls, spinning my tongue around the glans, cuz that’s a billion fucking dollars, that’s like saying “would you like to do a slightly unpleasant activity for like, 10/15 minutes” to basically just win life, if you ain’t doing this, you care way too much about your sexuality and the way others think of you, weak ass mindset

            What’s great about the baggy Hina panel

              Hina from Blue Archive
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              What's great about the baggy Hina panel is that the Hina in the main story has an incredible, dazzling smile. The dazzlingness of that smile is as divine as that of the sun, or rather, that of Holacti. This smile makes any pose or outfit look 170% more cute than ours. I've always thought that her cheeks were so puffy, but now that she's smiling, they've become even more puffy, and I'm starting to think that even thinking about touching them is an affront to the preciousness of this world. Also, the first button on the neck is not closed, thank you very much. Thank you very much for the loose fashion, which would be unusual for Hina, who is usually a well-behaved person. Also, the clothes, the moe sleeves and hanging sleeves, are very good for estimating Hina's body size. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that it's the embodiment of what I want to hold, no, it's already reached the level where I want to wrap myself around it and sleep with it, and this alone is enough to subdue Gehenna. The position of the skirt is also in the golden ratio, and as you can see from the normal portrait of Hina, her legs are very slender and she boasts an outstanding figure.This alone gives her a divine balance, but in this panel, it almost looks like clothes. It is hidden (←This is super important) and its knees are exposed (it comes with a bandage, and just having it on makes the chick look several times more cute), making it look like a god. The eye tends to be drawn to the upper body, but the position of the skirt is so low that it exposes just the right amount of light, bringing out Hina's short stature and highlighting her cuteness. To be honest, this part alone is a lethal dose of cuteness for me, but if you look down even further, there are leg warmers... This is extremely criminal. I wonder how much she plans to enhance her legs, or rather her chicks.