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It cannot be understated that normies are not people, they are cattle. Their opinions do not matter, they aren’t real.

    It cannot be understated that normies are not people, they are cattle. Their opinions do not matter, they aren’t real. Everything they believe is just parroting the slop that gets force fed to them from institutional astroturfing.
    
    Nobody actually likes Sabrina Carpenter. 
    Nobody actually likes Taylor Swift. 
    Nobody actually likes Spotify sponsored playlists and Top 40 radio tier slop.
    
    All of these basic bitch mocha frappuccino lifestyle surface level preferences are the result of taking the disposable livestock 80% of the population horde and placing them in front of a little box that tells them what to think every single week.
    
    There is a required number of instances in which an individual gets exposed to a meme, idea, or aesthetic before they adopt it as their own. The less intelligent or sentient the individual, the smaller their number becomes. The most basic level of “person” is at roughly 3-5 incidents of exposure before they decide they “like” something. 
    
    There’s another number which defines their willingness to express their “opinion” to others. This number is how many other peers have expressed their approval of any particular thing. The lower the level of autonomy an individual has, the higher that number must be before they can comfortably risk judgement.
    
    Sometimes something is so basic, forced, and saturated that its comparative mediocrity creates a beacon by which to anchor statistical certainty when determining whether that things purveyors are actually human beings or not.
    
    Sabrina Carpenter is like a North Star which can be used to navigate whether or not a woman is sentient. If she likes Sabrina Carpenter beyond any bare mild enjoyment of formulaic pop slop, but rather to the point of being a Sabrinastan or expressing vocally how much she “ate” and or how Sabrina has her “gagged” then you can safely write her off as a nonperson.
    
    Sabrina Carpenter fans are not people. They are not even NPCs, they’re white noise. They are 2D holograms looping 5 second animations of standing up and cheering before sitting down again. They are vague 16 pixel blobs to be dispersed into a crowd of thousands, millions. 
    
    The existence of nonpeople serves to being an accoutrement to your life as background noise. When you interact with them, the sounds that come out of their mouth are generated by scripts. Their vocabulary consists of 200 words, farts, burps, and heavy breathing. Their emotions are a vague thin spectrum of discomforts and satisfactions. They see less colors than you can. Their understanding of the world extends to 2 mile radii before they have panic attacks.
    
    When you’re friends with a nonperson, they have to do calculus in their heads on whether to respond to your messages. When you sleep with a nonperson, it’s somehow more debasing than just masturbating. When you reproduce with a nonperson, you play roulette with God on whether your children have consciousness. When a nonperson dies, absolutely nothing changes in the world.
    
    Watching someone argue about Sabrina Carpenter’s capacity for playing a Disney Princess is like sticking my head in a toilet bowl to listen to the water cooler gossip between the bacteria in a fresh shit I just took.


    Chicanery Oblivion

      Oblivon Chicanery copypasta

      Its the Chicanery copypasta but changed to the Oblivion remaster and Todd Howard. It was first posted on the Nirnposting group on FB which is an Elder Scrolls shitpost group.

      I am not crazy! I know he upped the frame rate and slapped it in Unreal Engine 5! I knew it was Oblivion spit-shined. Another one after the tenth re-release of Skyrim. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot Michael Kirkbride to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Todd Howard! Are you telling me that Oblivion just happens to get remastered like that? No! He orchestrated it! Howard! He ALLOWED Skyrim anniversary Edition! And I forgave him! And I shouldn't have. I took the game into my library! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since Daggerfall, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of fantasy role-playing! But not our Todd! Couldn't be precious Todd! Making the same game! And he gets to be a Creative Director!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

      AKIRA – Kaneda’s Theme video description

        Its an unhinged video description for ‘AKIRA – Kaneda’s Theme‘ on Youtube that shows the uploader descent into madness after getting screwed over YT’s copyright system.

        I bought the DVD back in 2018 and got the idea to edit some of the OST in the film a short Music Video. 
        Copied the file and edited it on my FREE Da Vinci Resolve 16 Editing Software.
        I really don't fucking care if I got demonetized, really, I'm not even here to make money, 
        This is my second channel anyway so go ahead claim my fucking video,
        Make money off of this or whatever the fuck you usually do to even ORIGINAL content creators, 
        Just don't fucking remove this video from your half-asses copyright detector bullshit. 
        Like it's a 1988 Film it's just ridiculous, 
        Even the Romeo and Juliet copycats play that was initially made in the 1500s  could get their own copyright. 
        How the fuck can't I get a Fair-Use excuse?
        Anyway, personally, I don't believe this shit really gets brought up in the US Courts I mean come on, 
        I'm halfway across the fucking continent. What the fuck are you going to do if it were somehow proven to violate the copyright law? 
        Delete my channel? I could get another one. 
        Send US Marines across the ocean just to imprison a fucking boy who just uploaded a fucking video on youtube? 
        Get a grip on yourselves you fucking clowns. 
        I REALLY, don't need to provide my "Rationale" excuses for your bitch-ass conglomerate sissies, 
        In fact, it should be you whom I should question your rationality. Are you really going to remove this fucking video? 
        Less than 5 minutes Music Video with no bloody fucking view made by yet another insignificant person in your whole fucking Scamming Empire? 
        Think about it will you? and uhh, while you're at it
        I must go to take care of some BUSINESS, 
        Because unlike YOU what so-called HUMAN who claimed to have a full-time JOB, 
        My profession actually provides a REAL impact on the society of which you live in, 
        Of which people that served you on the McDonald Drive Thru,
        Of which people that sent your package you bought online,
        And of which of those people that working their asses off during this Global-Fucking-Pandemic. 
        So here's my conclusion in case you have a short attention span,
        (Assuming you have one to begin with. [which is very fucking unlikely.])
        FUCK YOU, Yeah? FUCK YOU. And your fucking Copyright System, Policies, your MONEY-MAKER PUPPETS those called themselves "CREATORS" 
        With their Perfectly-Crafted-Informative-Totally-Not-A-Clickbait Videos that YOU COUSIN-FUCKERS put your AD on.
        (So you can make money off of that Hell-Hot Fucking GARBAGE, ain't you sneaky BASTARDS.)
        FUCK YOU. Your whole, FUCKING, Empire. Fuck. you.

        Discord ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization

          How to get the ⓘ status as your Discord profile?

          When you set status you can choose “custom” and enter the copypasta there

          ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization. Please report any suspicious activity to Discord staff.

          How to get warning ‘User is under supervision of the FBI’ in messages

          Use this:

          -# replace this with anything you want. [Text here](<link here>) 

          the -# creates a subtext displayed in a smaller font than normal text like in that pic, and the []() part makes the text you put in clickable and redirects to the link you put in. The link being inside the <> prevents the link from displaying an embed.

          Steam user is suspected to be…

          ⓘ This Steam user is suspected to be a homosexual.

          Reddit

          ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online spam organization. Please report any suspicious activity to Reddit staff.

          Other

          ⓘ I'm gonna touch you
          ⓘ This user is suspected to have illegally traveled in cross-time and across realities if spotted inform your nearest celestial forces

          STOP POSTING ABOUT ASTRA YAO! I’M TIRED OF SEEING HER!

            Astra Yao

            Its the ‘STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US‘ meme but changed to Astra Yao from Zenless Zone Zero.

            STOP POSTING ABOUT ASTRA YAO! I'M TIRED OF SEEING HER! My Vivian team wants Astra, my Evelyn team wants Astra. I was browsing Deadly Assault guides, right? And ALL THE BUILDS are Astra Yao. I showed my 8 star Deadly Assault to my friends, and they said "Hey dude, you would get 9 stars if you have Astra, she'd just "再不会让 承诺被敷衍 不让真心被曲解" all over the boss, haha." I fucking look at my Shiyu defense and thought " I could clear it in 2 minutes if I had Astra." I look at my next customer in the new flower shop event and guess what? She brought me to meet Astra! AHHHHHHHHHHH 

            Manipulated my gf so I’d have my own Mumei at home

              Mumei copypasta incident

              Its a variant of the Ina copypasta but changed to Mumei to cope with her graduation.

              So when Nanashi Mumei announced her graduation, to cope with the misery I'll eventually feel when she's gone I started making my girlfriend wear Mumei wig, make-up and clothes, so I'd have my own Mumei at home. I also made her watch Mumei streams everyday, and made her mimic Mumei's speech patterns and everything, she could even say "Oh Hi!" The same way Mumei does which I think is really cool. I never let her take off the Mumei cosplay and I'd never speak to her unless she's acting like Mumei, but then she started saying something like "would you still love me even if I stopped acting like Mumei" or something like that, but I'd never talk to her because she's not acting exactly the way I want her to, and she understood that quickly and now she only acts and dress like Mumei 24/7. She's so perfect when she's acting exactly like Mumei, she can't really stop the act now because she's afraid she'll lose me when she stops acting like Mumei. So fast forward a couple of weeks and now her parents are mad at me because I "manipulated" and "brainwashed" their daughter or whatever that means, but to me? I think the term should be "fixed" they should be more grateful that I molded their daughter into someone more likeable, and she isn't really their daughter anymore, she's Mumei now, and she'll always be, otherwise she'll be back to being a nobody. So did I do something bad?