Copypasta mainly found in Twitch chat as a mean to troll the streamer or bait them into responding. Typically about how bad the streamer is in the game.
Fuck it. I'm gonna glaze miz while being a reddit hater. Ludwig wishes he was as entertaining as Mizkif. Mizkif might have an ego but he isn't afraid to look like a clown. Ludwig on the other hand, can't for the life of him create content that doesn't revolve around protecting the 'perfect' image he's created. Now why wouldn't a fake person like that jump at the chance to take down a 'friend' and gain even more popularity at their expense? Only person Ludwig cares about is numero uno. I'm not naive, to be a streamer you gotta be somewhat narcissistic, that's just part of the job description, but Ludwig is the flavor of narcissism that American folk singers would sing about while playing the fiddle to warn others about preserving your humanity. Holy shit. Give me my reddit gold strangers. Fuck me man.
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your stream gave me cancer anyway.
Funny Twitch Text-To-Speech (TTS) messages are donation messages that causes ‘Brian’ the default Twitch TTS to glitch out and read the text in funny ways. These dono messages are usually done by inserting a string of symbols or characters at the end of the sentence. Its one of the reason why you’ll hear Brian repeating the word 777 multiple times at the end of the message.
You should always test out your messages in advanced before actually donating or risk looking like a Pepega. The easiest way is to use site like these to test out how your dono would sound like. Below is a list of every funny Twitch TTS sound that has been done over the years.
Sprinkler
My sprinkler goes like thisstststststststststststststststststststststststst and comes back like titttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttte
Printer sound
The exam results came in ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! you got a grade of awesome streamer.
777 spam (Talking fast)
To make Brian talk fast you simply need to put the 777 spam at the end of your sentence. If you want Brian to talk normal then fast, you’ll have to put a comma or dot right before the words you want to be spoken fast. The 777 spam isn’t the only way to change the speed, here’s the full list of everything you can use.
chat. we. forgot. let me look out the window. oh fuck its yellowstone we are so dead 777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777
Diaresis spam (Talking fast)
Another common way to change the speed of TTS is by using the Diaresis spam. This is done by putting the string ¨¨Ï¸ at the end of your sentence and spam it.
chat. we. forgot. let me look out the window. oh fuck its yellowstone we are so dead ¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸
Gulping (Drinking water)
I am drinking water Guhm. Guhm. Guhm. I need more water Guhm. Guhm. Guhm.
Speed change (using Diaresis) + Gulping sound
By combining different modifiers, you can come up with some truly creative dono messages such as this. The gulping sound becomes more obvious when spoken slowly while the hyperactive part is funnier in the context of the person drinking too much energy drink.
Chat. I. didnt. Get. Any. sleep. Last. Night. Im. So. Tired. I. THink. I. Need. a. Redbull. Ah. Heres. One. Let. Me. Take. Some. Gulps. Guhm. Guhm. Guhm. Guhm. Ah I feel so much better but i think ill have some more i need energy im still kinda grogy. Guhm. Guhm. Guhm. Guhm. HOLY SHIT MY SO FUCKING HYPER I CAN FEEL POWER FLOW THROUGH MY VEINS IM READY TO START THE DAY¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨¨¨Ï¸¨¨¨¨Ï¸¨¨Ï¸¨¨¨Ï¸
Pause mid sentence
Use / if you want the TTS to pause while reading your message. A single / lasts approximately 0.142 seconds. Therefore, a full second needs 7 backslashes. Here is a great example of a streamer falling for it!
Hey xQc I hope you're doing well. Today has been a bad day for me. I would feel better if I got a shout-out from my favourite streamer / / / / / / / / / / / / Could you possibly get Hassan to give me a shout-out.
Slicing potatoes
Um, Guys? Can I slice some potatoes? ok! thanks! yQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrQKRTCHTrv
Cat wakes you up like this Meow. Meow. Meow
Don't you just hate it when your cat wakes you up like this? Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
ROFLCopter goes soi soi soi
My ROFLCopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
Speed of TTS can be modified by spamming these characters at the end of your message. You can use any of these characters, each one will make your text faster. Its one of the main reason you’ll hear Brian repeating 7s or ‘diaresis’ after reading the dono’s message. Its not random shitposting, they were using these to change the speed of how Brian read their message.
The currently fastest speed modifier characters known are as follows:
¡, ===, , ⁽, ⁾
¡ is generally the safest and best to use modifier, as it is a character that is a well known symbol and won’t be banned/filtered.
An additional note: The max number of 7’s to make Brian pronounce the full number is 135. If we include 135 or less “7”’s, then Brian will pronounce the full number (seven hundred and seventy seven vigintillion) and so on. If we have 136 or more, Brian will simply say “seven seven seven seven”, etc. Keep this in mind if you really want the ending numbers to be emphasized.
Here is a string of 135 seven’s you can include, that will ensure Brian will say the whole number:
How is it possible that i have to be on time for my job every single day 9/5 and work my ass off just for some pennies. But this guybcomes to work whenever the fuck he wants and thinks he can be late every fucking day. I’m done. I pay for your Subway “food” and your bills every year and what do i get? A fucking 3am stream
This is part of the “simp” copypasta that are often sent by horny men from Discord, Twitch and Steam.
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
