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Copypasta mainly found in Twitch chat as a mean to troll the streamer or bait them into responding. Typically about how bad the streamer is in the game.


If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now

    The "Please wake up you've been in a coma" copypasta

    This copypasta started from Twitch where viewers would spammed it as a joke. After Twitch introduced anti-spam measures it effectively eradicated most copypastas on the site including this one. Its now used on other platforms such Twitter, Discord or Reddit as a troll or joke.

    If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
    If you’re reading this, it means you’ve been in a coma for nearly 20 years. We’ve been searching for ways to reach you, and now we’re trying a new and experimental technique in the hope that it might finally break through. We’re not sure exactly where or how this message will appear in your dreams, but we’re praying it finds its way to you. Everyone who loves and cares about you has been waiting for your return, holding on to the hope that you’ll wake up one day. Please, if you can hear or sense this in any way, wake up. We miss you so much, and the world isn’t the same without you.

    valarante child game

      valaranted child game twitch pasta

      Original

      Initially started as a copypasta that is often spammed in Twitch chat during pro Valorant matches, it has become a classic CS vs Valorant pasta.

      valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

      Updated for CS2 grapfix

      What have they done to my boy… (Deep black tones do not exist in CS2: Grey Offensive)
      byu/HiebUndStichfest inGlobalOffensive
      vallve know valarant gonna kill cs, thats why they make it more like.,.
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism so need child game to relax
...now cs2 child game to 
      is are the why they makings of counter STRIKE 2 onto the child like of game ? is because of valorent ...................... riot with cartonie look brung childe from forst nitche and become good gamer valarans now used first pearson shot video gaming then its for with this mekanik of swich the the young child gamer from game of riot soft ware vvalornt bring to cs2 all strategiche from valve to bring more gamer to counter STRIKE 2 with these chage from dark realiztik to more friedely tone of looks is good ......... i thinks

      Hello, mods. It’s me, your single follower.

        Hello, mods. It's me, your single follower. For many years I've been making an illusion that there are many people on this sub, but it was me alone. Now I will write this message from all my accounts in the comments.

        Twitch

        Hi [streamer name]- It’s me, your only Viewer. For Months I have created the illusion that you are streaming to a large audience. But here’s the truth: all these people in the chat are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.

        Guys can you please not spam the chat

          Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don’t want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat.

          I messaged a whole bunch of minors, do you know what a minor is?

            Shungite copypasta but minors

            Parody of the Shungite copypasta by Dr DisRespect but changed to minors on account of rumors of him sexting minors resulting in his infamous Twitch ban. 

            Anyways, um... I messaged a whole bunch of minors, do you know what a minor is? Anybody know what a minor is? No, not miners, I think they work in an underground mine. I'm talkin' minors. Anyways, it's a under 18 year-old like, child that you can cheat on your wife with and unwanted partners that may be traveling in the air. So that's my story, I groomed a whole bunch of them, took them around the la casa. Little children, stuff like that.