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Chicanery

    Chicanery scene in Better Call Saul

    From the show Better Call Saul where Chuck had a breakdown accusing Jimmy of being a crooked lawyer in an effort to prove he is not crazy.

    The scene is iconic because its the culmination of of Chuck’s jealousy and disdain towards his brother Jimmy shown to everyone.

    I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
    I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

    Emojified

    I 👉🤵am not🚫 crazy!🤪😵‍💫 I know he💁 swapped📝 those numbers!🔢 I knew💡 it was 1216. One after Magna🧲 Carta🛒. As if I could❄️ ever🌲 make⚒️ such a mistake👶. Never🚫. Never🚫‼️! I just ⚖️– I just couldn't🚫⚖️ prove 👨‍🍳it. He👨‍❤️‍👨 – he covered🙈 his tracks🛤️, he got💲 that idiot🤓 at the copy👮 shop🛍️ to lie🤥 for him🙋‍♂️. You🫵 think🤔 this🤐 is something🤠? You🫵 think🧠 this😵‍💫 is bad😎? This🙃? This chicanery🐔? He's👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 done worse🤬. That🤏 billboard🧾🛹! Are🏟️ you🦡 telling🏧 me🧘‍♀️ that a🅰️ man🦸‍♂️ just👨‍⚖️ happens🌞 to👨‍🔧 fall🍁 like👍 that🍠? No🙅‍♂️! He😻 orchestrated🎻 it! Jimmy⚖️! He💆‍♂️ defecated💩 through💘 a🇦🇷 sunroof🌞🛋️! And🇦🇩 I🥇 saved🆘 him🙋! And🎭 I😜 shouldn't⛔ have👅. I✨ took📐 him👋 into🥴 my🧜 own🦉 firm🔥! What🤷‍♂️ was🦟 I🏴‍☠️ thinking💭? He'll🙉 never🙅‍♂️ change💰. He'll🙉 never🙅‍♂️ change💰! Ever🥂 since🐛 he🥰 was🦟 9🕘, always🐊 the🌡️ same🥪! Couldn't🧊 keep🎹 his🐍 hands👬 out⛺ of📴 the🥾 cash💵💵💵 drawer✍️! But🍑 not🪢 our☺️ Jimmy😻! Couldn't⏲️ be🐝 precious👼 Jimmy🤗! Stealing🤖 them🍿 blind👨‍🦯! And🇪🇦 he👂 gets🙆 to🦶 be🐞 a🏹 lawyer👮‍♂️!? What🐋 a📲 sick🤢🦠 joke🤣🃏! I✊ should've🗣️ stopped🚦 him🏯 when⚙️ I🎈 had🎣 the👨‍⚕️ chance♣️! And🐐 you🫵 – you🫵 have😏 to2️⃣ stop⏱️ him🇳🇵!

    With F-bomb

    I AM NOT FUCKING CRAZY! I am not fucking crazy! I know he fucking swapped those numbers! I fucking knew it was 1216. One after fucking Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a fucking mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't fucking prove it. He – he fucking covered his tracks, he got that fucking idiot at the fucking copy shop to fucking lie for him. You fucking think this is something? You think this is fucking bad? This? This fucking chicanery? He's done worse. That fucking billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fucking fall like that? No! He fucking orchestrated it! Jimmy! He fucking defecated through a fucking sunroof! And I fucking saved him! And I fucking shouldn't have. I took him into my own fucking firm! What was I fucking thinking? He'll never fucking change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the fucking same! Couldn't keep his fucking hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious fucking Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick fucking joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

    IMPACT NOOB DEEP TROPOD IMPAT

      DEEP TROPOD IMPAT in World of Warship

      From an in-game chat in World of Warship where one team is shit talking the other hence the noob calling (misspell as NOOD) and torpedo impact (misspell as TROPOD IMPAT).

      IMPACT NOOB

DEEP TROPOD IMPAT

BYE NOOD

AGAIN IMPACT

      Probable translation:

      Get rekt noob!

Don't mess with DW torps!

Bye noob

Taste my steel sausages again!

      Mario the Idea vs Mario the Man

        Mario Essay script

        Originated from the “Mario essay” meme video where the word ‘perchance’ was used extensively.

        Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he bay Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

        Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman

          From the opening sequence of Half-Life 2 where The G-Man woke up Freeman.

          Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
          Rise and shine...

Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...

Well... Lets just say your hour has come again.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

So, wake up Mr. Freeman.

Wake up and... Smell the ashes.
          Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and … shine. Not that I wish … to imply that you have been sleeping on … the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until … well … let’s just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference … in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and … smell the ashes.

          And I’ll tell ya who her is, Cassandra Nova.

            From Deadpool and Wolverine (Deadpool 3) after credits scene where Chris Evans is ranting about Cassandra Nova.

            And I'll tell ya who her is, Cassandra Nova. A megalomaniacal psychotic asshole. A finger-lickin, dead-inside, pixie slab of third rate dime-store nut milk. And I'll tell ya what she can do. She can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon. If the last thing I do in this god forsaken cum guttering existence is light that fuck box on fire, I still won't die happy. That's right Wade, I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggurnauts jugger nuts. And you can quote me.

            Until Then

              Every copypasta for the game Until Then developed by Polychroma Games.

              "No matter how much we want to, we'll never truly understand someone else. Not entirely. But that's part of understanding, isn't it? to misunderstanding... to writhe... to struggle... to fail... But still, somehow... Our desire to understand... to connect. To belong... to forgive... to grieve, to accept... It's gotten us farther than we once thought. We place trust in ourselves... in each other. And, in the end, despite everything... We keep trying. We play along. We get along just fine. The world hasn't ended yet."
--Until Then

              The world hasn’t ended yet

              she was missing that night we looked everywhere searched everywhere shouted her name everywhere

yet not a single trace of her not even a trail not even a shadow not even a ghost

it’s been a long time since it rained like this “ah, I love the touch of raindrops sliding down my face” I never knew what she meant by that but I’m content the night sky was showering rain for her

the heavy rain tells me you are there but at the same time you are nowhere a million cries and hours have passed

I finally surrendered at last I ran as far as I could like she told me I should until eventually

I found myself missing

within me, I looked everywhere searched everywhere shouted my name everywhere

yet not a single trace of me it felt like the world had ended but a part of me wants to believe the world hasn’t ended yet