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Japanese emperor, Mr. Hirohito assured me that I have a very large penis

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    My fellow Americans, I wish to address the concerns many of us have over the growing number of Japanese military bases forming in the United States. The new Japanese emperor, Hirohito, has made our own children into fighter pilots who will soon fly to Hawaii and attack Pearl Harbor. I spoke with Mr. Hirohito this morning, and he assured me that I have a very large penis. He said it was mammoth, dinosauric, and absolutely dwarfed his penis, which, he assured me, was nearly microscopic in size. My penis, he said, was most likely one of the biggest on the planet. I applaud Mr. Hirohito in his honesty. Thank you.

    Ice Spice – Think U The Shit

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      Think 🤔💭 You 🫵 The Shit? 💩 BITCH 🤷🏻‍♀️🐕🐶 YOU NOT EVEN THE FART! 💨 I be going hard 🍆 im breaking they hearts like 💔 bitches 🐶🐕🤷🏻‍♀️ be quick🤔 🏃🏻‍♀️🏎️⏰but im quicker💵‼️🙄😏🏎️🏎️♿️💯🔥💦 bitches 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️🐕 be thick 🍒🍑🤨 BUT IM THICKER !‼️🍑😼👅 she could 👆 be rich 🤑 💵💰 but IM RICHER 💎💸🪙💰💷💶💴💵⚔️🔫🔑🏡🏝️🚗🚕🚙🏍️ Damn. taking her man! 🧍‍♂️ 👱🏽‍♂️💋 dont give a fuck 🤪 out in the yams 🍠 And 🧐 im keeping one ☝️ 1️⃣ tucked 🔫 I MAKE ME SOME JAMS!! 🎶🎵 Unlock 🔓 that advance 🔑 I 👩🏼‍🦰 said 💬 four 4️⃣ hundred 💰 bands 💸💸💸💸 Just to do my lil 🐀 dance 💃 🕺 🍑
      WE MAKING IT OUT THE PORTAPOTTY WITH THIS ONE!! 🗣🔥‼
      WE MAKING IT OUT THE BATHROOM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
      WE MAKING IT ONTO THE SHITTER WIT THIS ONE🔥🔥
      WE MAKING IT OUT THE BUTT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
      WE MAKING IT OUT THE DELI WITH THIS ONE!! 🗣️🔥
      WE MAKING IT TO THE BATHROOM WITH THIS ONE 💩💨🗣️
      WE MAKING IT OUT THE LAVATORY WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯

      Zorbeez

        Zorbeez ad script by Billy Mays
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        “You are my special” 今際の際際で踊りまし

          Jujutsu meme that goes something something You are my specialz something something every time the MC goes through a traumatic event. 

          U R MY SPECIALZ 😭
          "You are my special" 今際の際際で踊りましょう 東京前線興の都 往生際の際際で足掻きましょう お行儀の悪い面も見せてよ "I love you baby" 謳い続けましょう 如何痴れ者も如何余所者も 心燃える一挙手一投足 走り出したらアンコントロール "You are my special" 無茶苦茶にしてくれないかい? 一切を存分に喰らい尽くして 一生迷宮廻遊ランデブー 眩暈がする程 "you are my special" 有耶無耶な儘廻る世界 No! No! No! そう冷静にはならないで 一生迷宮廻遊ランデブー 誰が如何言おうと "you are my special" "We are special" "You are my special" 土俵際の際際で堪えましょう 東京沿線大荒れ模様 報道機関氣裸氣裸血走ります 冷静と俯瞰は御法度です

          Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.

            The Mental Health Hotline is a voice recorded message that people often set as their ringtone or send through emails as a joke in the early 2000s. 

            Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line. If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

            War…. has changed

              MGS4 'War has changed' script

              The ‘War has changed’ copypasta came from the opening scene of Metal Gear Solid 4 where old Solid Snake gives his thoughts on how war is no longer about disagreement but a routine for other people to make money.

              War.... has changed.

It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.War has changed.ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control.War…has changed.The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history.War…has changed.When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.
              War has changed.

It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.

War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.

War has changed.

ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.

Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control.

War…has changed.

The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history.

War…has changed.

When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.

              Gaming…has changed

              Gaming... has changed. It's no longer about creativity, friends, or teamwork. It's a endless series of multiplayer matches  fought by other players and ai’s. Gaming, and it's production of life, has become a well charged machine. Gaming has changed. Players play as I.d tagged programs, use i.d tagged weapons, create i.d tagged profiles. Soda and chips inside their bodies enhance and regulate experiences. Fun control. Graphic control. Gameplay control. Opinion control. Every game played is logged and controlled. Gaming has changed. The age of experience has turned to the age of transactions. For he who is admin of a match, controls the server. Gaming... has changed. When everything you
Play is under control... video games, become a daily routine
              gaming has changed. It's no longer about players, unlocks, or enjoyment. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by corporations and players. Gaming - and its false promise of finished games - has become a profit machine. Gaming has changed. DLC packs, Players buy un-finished games, use online transactions. energy drinks inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. micro transactions control. useless DLC bundle control, player control. Gaming control. Everything is half assed and kept under control. Gaming has changed.