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Make... No mistake... I'm a sociopath. God that sounded evil. Lets rewind a little. I grew up all over coastal America, house, after house, after restraining order, everything just kinda blends in. If the divorce rate is 50/50, my mom landed on tails like eight times. So by the time I was 14, right? I moved from seven different houses and attended six different school districts. After awhile, you don't see a point in making friends. The Vitamin C graduation song? yeah, can't relate. But then, one year, all of that almost changed?? For the first time EVER I found myself in a school for two consecutive years, going on three. And then like... I started turning pretty a month into highschool so the "guys hitting on you" social leverage was really awesome. The popular girls would talk to me all of the time, and they were just STUPID. Like they had always been pretty. Never left out, never alone. And when I think about it... all the thinking I've ever done was when I was alone. I was nice about it, and thought I'd always be nice about it. Finally in one place to build a steady reputation. And then life said FUCK THAT. My PIECE OF SHIT GAMER BROTHER got us evicted for pirating BREAKBEAT MIXTAPES. ITS LIKE, NOT EVEN GOOD MUSIC??? Anyway, so Mom was crying packing up the moving boxes and that's when she told me we're moving out of state! And I JUST got settled! I said "FUCK YOU I'm living with Dad", he's just a neighborhood down. I put the boxes down, go over, knock on the door and... BOOM. A GUNSHOT. My second Christmas KILLED HIMSELF! I walked in... floor looked like a whole ass video game just blood everywhere. And get this, his suicide note was stuck to the fridge with a Cookie Monster magnet. All he wrote on it? Nicole's fault.... I'm Nicole by the way hi WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM?! Maybe I missed the office softball game?? Men are so into this revenge suicide thing. But whatever. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters... I'm moving... AGAIN. City, county, state; all the same fate. But I've always said that... while leaving. This time? Its on arrival.
Class of ’09: The Re-Up
It's funny when a girl tells her story, only to be told back that it's unrealistic. Almost as if they're afraid to believe it's real.
For everyone who doesn't know; my mom's a bitch, my dad shot himself, my life sucks, and my brother is on a watchlist. Not in that order, or maybe, I don't know.
But last year, that combination left me at the worst, most predatory school imaginable. At least, I thought it was the worst school, but then I like, talked to other people and it turns out it wasn't that bad? Well no, it was that bad, it was just really standard.
Other girls saying their gym teacher wanted to bang them, their counselor texting them at three in the morning; I was the only one with a white nationalist photography teacher though, so I guess that's something.
But here's the problem; Mom won't listen, the principal doesn't care, and I still have all of senior year to get through! My life's just a game...a sick, hopeless game.
Like, I've never really been "religious", but if God is some introvert loser sitting in their computer chair, I really hope they can help me through this...
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Hey, guys! Very excited about today's video.
A huge thanks to Lenovo for giving their amazing. brand new phone, the Phab 2 Pro: the world's first phone with Tango - which kind of feels like a piece from the future just dropped right here in the present and that's exactly why I decided to make a very special time travel episode of JackAsk.
Question 1: "Do you believe in the possibility of time travel?". I literally just said that. This is the time travel episode of JackAsk; please try to keep up
Question 2: "If you could go back in time, what's one thing you'd change about your childhood?". Well, I would probably confront my middle school bully and tell him I grew up to be a big YouTube star. Of course, then he'd be all like, "What's a YouTube?". You know what? That question sucks! Next question.
Question 3: "Would you travel to the past or the future?". Listen up, HOOLiGanLLAMA, I'm about to blow your mind! Mmm, that's good meat!
So I'm taking my Phab 2 Pro with me to travel through space and time in my own personalised, homebuilt time machine.
Purple, red, oh, OK, oh, yeah, green one, that's good; I think that's good.
Let's measure it with my phone real quick. (OK, measuring the dimensions with Tango's AR measurement tools to make sure everything lines up.)
Looks good. Open! Let's go!
[Sigh of relief.] Just so you know, time travel is not instant, so while we're waiting, how 'bout I just answer some of your questions?
"How do I tell my parents that I'm goth?". What you can do is travel to the future, where, uh, you outgrow your goth phase. Boom, problem solved!
"How many stars are in our galaxy?". Good question. To find out, we're gonna go all the way back to 1590, to ask the man himself, Galileo! [Screams in a panicky manner.]
If only we could see the heavens, instead of relying on our mind's eye
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, shut up for a sec. I think I can help you guys out.
¡El diablo!
No, it's actually called 'augmented reality. It lets me see a fully-scaled model of the Solar System; the Sun; the Big Dipper; the Little Skipper; uh, Unicom; Unicran; some other ones-oh, real quick, do you guys know how many stars are in our galaxy? You know what? I'll just look it up. Thanks anyway. Bye!
He's a bit of a jerk, wasn't he?
"What is your favourite video game?". I'm not really a fan of the new ones - I don't really have the fingers for 'em - so let's go all the way back to 1972, to play the first video game.
Hey, guys! What are we working on?
Well, I don't mean to brag, but we've created something revolutionary. You see, this rectangular... paddle hits this round circular... ball, and then that... ball travels across this empty black space, where it meets up with another paddle!
[Laughter.] Huh?
That's... really tight, guys, uh, and you'll be happy to hear that you helped pave the way for AR games. Check this out!
What is it?
It's the future, so you're trying to hit this target.
Where're the cords?
No cords. Here, look
Honey, we should get one of these!
"What do you think it will be like in the year 2150?". Oh, finally, a good question! Let's go to the future, where people can finally wrap their minds around this crazy technology! It's time to go Jack to the Futurel Get it? Uh, Jack to the Future, uh, it's-it's, like, it's a pun on, uh, a famous movie, uh, where Simba loses his dad, uhm-wait-yeah, that's right, yeah.
Oh my Gosh! You-you must be my great-great-grandson!
Get out of my home.
Let's grab a picture of the handsome boy, huh?
No.
(Just gotta add a dragon, then boom!)
That's pretty cool, right? A little dragon popping up and everything. Your body language says yes
No.
Not a little?
Nuh-uh.
Not even a little?
No.
Yeah, y-no, I-I'm busy too; I gotta get back to my... time machine. It was really cool catching up! [Chuckles.] Call me, or you kn-ch, it doesn't work like that. Uh, call me anyway, yeah?
All in all, that was a pretty good trip!
Oh, and Lenovo, thanks for the free phone - not giving it back! [Chuckles.]
Not paying for that! Not paying for that! Not my problem!"
Hey guys! Very excited about today’s video. A huge thanks to Lenovo for giving me their amazing brand-new phone, the Phab 2 Pro: The world’s first phone with Tango*. Which kinda feels like a piece from the future just dropped right here in the present. And that’s exactly why I decided to make a very special time-travel episode of jackask. Question 1: “Do you believe in the possibility of time-travel?” I literally just said that this is the time-travel episode of jackask. Please try to keep up. punches ground beef Question 2: “If you could go back in time, what’s one thing you’d change about your childhood?” Well, I would probably confront my middle school bully and tell him I grew up to be a big YouTube star. Of course, then he’d be all like, “what’s a YouTube?” You know what, that question sucks, next question. Question 3: “Would you travel to the past of the future?” Listen up, HoOLiGanLLaMA, I’m about to blow your mind. takes bite of burger Mm, that’s good meat. So I’m taking my Phab 2 Pro with me to travel through space and time in my own personalized, home-built time machine. Purple, red… Oh yeah, green one, that’s good, I think that’s good… Lemme measure with my phone real quick. Okay, measuring the dimensions with Tango’s AR measurement tools to make sure everything lines up. Looks good. OPEN! throws chair against tree Let’s go! Just so you know, time travel is not instant. So while we’re waiting, how about I just answer some of your questions? “How do I tell my parents that I’m goth?” What you can do is travel to the future where, uh, you outgrow your goth phase. Boom, problem solved. “How many stars are in our galaxy?” Good question. To find out, we’re gonna go all the way back to 1590 to ask the man himself, Galileo. screams Galileo: If only we could see the heavens instead of relying on our mind’s eye. Jack: Whoa, shut up for a sec. I think I can help you guys out. Galileo’s Associate: ¡El diablo! J: No, it’s actually called ‘augmented reality,’ it lets me see a fully scaled model of the solar system. The sun, the Big Dipper, the Little Skipper, the Unicorn, the Unicran, some other ones… Oh, really quick, do you guys know how many stars are in our galaxy? You know what, I’ll just look it up. Thanks anyway, bye! G: He was a bit of a jerk, wasn’t he? “What is your favorite video game?” Not really a fan of the new ones, I don’t really have the fingers for ‘em, so let’s go all the way back to 1972 to play the first video game. J: Hey guys! What are we working on? Guy with Glasses and Mustache: Well, I don’t mean to brag, but we’ve created something revolutionary. You see, this rectangular paddle hits this round circular ball, and then that ball travels across this empty black space where it meets up with… another paddle! Haha! J: That’s really tight, guys, and you’ll be happy to hear that you helped pave the way for AR games. Check this out Woman with Glasses: What is it? J: It’s the future. So, you’re trying to hit this target. WG: Where are the cords? J: No cords. Here, look. WG: Honey, we should get one of these! “What do you think it will be like in the year 2150?” Ugh, finally! A good question! Let’s go to the future where people can finally wrap their minds around this crazy technology! It’s time to go Jack to the future! record scratch Get it? Uh, Jack to the future, it’s-it’s a pun on a famous movie, uh, where Simba loses his dad, um, wait… yeah, that’s right, yeah. J: Oh my gosh, you must be my great great grandson! Jacksfilms Look-Alike with White Hair: Get out of my home. J: Let’s grab a picture of the handsome boy, huh? JLAWH: No. J: Just gotta add a dragon, and boom! It’s pretty cool, right, little dragon popping up and everything. You body language says ‘yes’. JLAWH: No. J: Not a little? JLAWH: Nuh-uh. J: Not even a little? JLAWH: …No. J: Yeah, no, I-I’m busy too, I gotta get back to my time machine. It was really cool catching up, hehe! Call me! Or, you kn- aw, it doesn’t work like that. Uh, call me anyway, man. All in all, that was a pretty good trip. Oh, and Lenovo, thanks for the free phone, not giving it back, hehe. runs into lighting equipment Not paying for that! Not paying for that! Not my problem!
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Yup, we got- we got proof that the fucking hate, like, its fu- its fucking- look at this. “You’re welcome for the bots” this guy says in the fucking server, and they all think its funny. And the- then the fucking server owner is like “oh no, oh no! They’re gonna th-th their covers getting blown! They see that we’re doing this!” “No, stop harassing this guy, but KEEP harassing this guy.” Like- like look at this fucking idiot, dude. YOU ARE JOBLESS. You are jobless. When you refute the claim that you’re jobless by saying that im 27 years old, and I sit in my ass for 10 hours a day. I’m sitting on my ass WORKING for 10 hours a day, this is my job, I get paid to do this. It’s my full time career, I’ve been doing it for 8 years. I’m very successful; I have a lot of money and I make a lot of money, thanks to the fans that I HAVE and YOU DONT. YOU are jobless. YOU are a wannabe. Okay? You- you half explain your insults, and you don’t elaborate further. All you do is just say these bullshit little fucking talking points that you don’t elaborate on. “He sits on his ass for 10 hours a day!” Ya, it’s my fucking stream, i make money doing this, its my career! What else would i be doing if i werent streaming? I’d be sitting in a cubicle for ten hours a day. I’d be sitting in an office desk, for 10 hours a day. I’d be picking up bricks and laying them, for 10 hours a day. YOU do nothing. You sit in your little baby server and cry all day. Upload this! Upload it. You WONT because youre a fucking baby. You’re a coward, you dont want your fucking baby view- the- the few people that you do have on your stupid chennel, you dont want them seeing common sense, because you are a fucking coward. You have no job, you have no life, your art fucking sucks and thats why you had to do this, to get any sort of attention or any validity on the internet, is by bullying people. You’re a fucking coward slimebag. So go ahead, say that I sit on my ass for 10 hours a day, look at what im fucking doing with 10 hours a day. Look at the money that I make, look at the fans that I have. These guys fucking love me. You dont have ANY love, you have hatred surrounding you. You literally have a community - a tiny little server - bound by hatred for one person, and it’s not even you. It’s not even ABOUT you, its about ME. You cant even make something about you that is successful because you’re so fucking BORING! You’re a HATER. And yet you still try to justify it. And you cry and complain, and when I call you out on your bullshit, you just say “he’s just mad, he’s delusional!” and you don’t explain why. You just keep crying like a little baby, and the little sheep cocksuckers in your stupid server, who SUCK YOU OFF (SHiFT proceeds to make a motion with both hands suggesting a blowjob motion) for every little thing you say and do. They dont even question it, because they’re too STUPID to question it. You dont show them what- hahh- what, you dont show them common sense. You wont upload this. You wont do it, and if you do it’ll have some fucking big headline. It wont be “SHiFT exposes me” it’ll be “SHiFT gets delusional and crys over trolls” because you know your fucking idiot audience is too stupid to watch past the first 30 seconds. You’re a coward. Yo Chris, thanks for the 20 gifted. I just got 20 gifted subs for roasting your fucking loser ass, sitting on MY ass making fun of YOU for fucking being a BULLY and a COWARD! I just made money! Whata you got to say about that you little fucking freak? Go cry about it. Go complain in your little server.
