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OH VTUBER VTUBER WHY DO YOU- WHY DO YOU PUSH BUTTON WHEN PUSHING BUTTON SHOULD NOT BE PUSHED WHY VTUBER WHY CAN'T YOU READ MY BRAIN VTUBER OHHHH HOW DARE YOU VTUBER Everybody, EVERYBODY YELL AT THE VTUBER! POINT! POINT AND YELL VTUBER VTUBER WHY, WHY ARE YOU DIGITAL VTUBER NOOO VTUBER READ MY CHAT READ MY MESSAGE VTUBER PLEASE VTUBER ONLY PLEASE VTUBER PLEASE FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS VTUBERRRRR WHY?? WHY IS THE VTUBER LIKE THIS
OH VTUBER
VTUBER WHY DO YOU-
WHY DO YOU PUSH BUTTON WHEN PUSHING BUTTON SHOULD NOT BE PUSHED
WHY VTUBER WHY CAN'T YOU READ MY BRAIN VTUBER
OHHHH HOW DARE YOU VTUBER
Everybody, EVERYBODY YELL AT THE VTUBER! POINT! POINT AND YELL VTUBER
VTUBER WHY, WHY ARE YOU DIGITAL
VTUBER NOOO VTUBER READ MY CHAT READ MY MESSAGE VTUBER PLEASE
VTUBER ONLY PLEASE VTUBER PLEASE FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS VTUBERRRRR
WHY?? WHY IS THE VTUBER LIKE THIS
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
-KL
From: Asari Military Command
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
-KL
Response
Dear Kai Leng,
You are the strangest girl I know.
Sincerely,
Commander Shepard
Hello?
Hey, what's up?
I need your help, can you come here?
I can't, I'm buying clothes.
Alright, well hurry up and get over here.
I can't find them.
What do you mean you can't find 'em?
I can't find 'em; there's only soup.
What do you mean there's only soup?
It means there's only soup.
Well then get out of the soup aisle!
Alright you don't have to shout at me! There's more soup!
What do you mean there's more soup?!
There's just more soup!
Go into the next aisle!
There's still soup!
Where ARE you right now?!
I'm at soup!
What do you mean you're "at soup"?!
I mean I'm at soup!
What STORE are you in?!
I'm at the soup store!
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
F*CK YOU!
Sans version
Sans: hello?
Papyrus: Hey, what's up?
Sans: i need your help, can you come here?
Papyrus: I can't, I'm buying clothes.
Sans: alright, well hurry up and get over here.
Papyrus: I can't find them.
Sans: what do you mean you can't find 'em?
Papyrus: I can't find 'em; there's only soup.
Sans: what do you mean there's only soup?
Papyrus: It means there's only soup.
Sans: well then get out of the soup aisle!
Papyrus: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
Papyrus: There's more soup!
Sans: what do you mean there's more soup?!
Papyrus: There's just more soup!
Sans: go into the next aisle!
Papyrus: There's still soup!
Sans: where ARE you right now?!
Papyrus: I'm at soup!
Sans: what do you mean you're "at soup"?!
Papyrus: I mean I'm at soup!
Sans: what STORE are you in?!
Papyrus: I'm at the soup store!
Sans: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Papyrus: FUCK YOU!
I'm naked with my kids. I have sex in front of my kids. I never be ashamed of sex, my son be breastfeeding, I'll be making love to his mama. That's me bro. That's how I get down around kids. I try to keep their purity. I don't want to take their purity away by covering myself up. They're gonna be ashamed and cover their self up and I'm pure at heart. So you can think in your mind, if I let another kid here, I'm gonna have to change the way I am so that your kid could be comfortable around me. No, I'm gonna be naked as fuck in front of your kids. My son comes up and grabs my penis. I let him grab my penis. I had sex with his mom. I'm making love to his mother after I'm done, I'm laying there chilling. He grabbed my penis, he's playing with my penis. I let that happen
Full script
I take baths with my kids. I'm naked with my kids. I have sex in front of my kids. I'll never be ashamed of sex. My son, be breastfeeding while I'll be making love to his mom. That's me, bruh. That's how I get down around kids! I try to keep they purity! I don't wanna take they purity away by coverin' myself up, they gonna be ashamed and cover theyself up, and I'm pure at heart, so you can think in your mind if I let another kid here, I'm gonna have to change the way I am, so that your kid can be comfortable around me!? No! I'm gonna be naked as fuck in front of yo kids! my son comes up and grabs my penis, I let him grab my penis! I have sex with his mom, I'm making love to his mother. after I'm done, I'm layin' there, chillin'! He grab my penis, and he's playin' with my penis... I let that happen. I say "Yeah, look, you got one too.", And he laughin', and the moment is over. It ain't... It's pure!
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