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“Rules of the Internet” from 4chan

    The original full list of the ‘Rules of the Internet’ from 4chan /b/.

    1. Do not talk about /b/
    2. Do NOT talk about /b/ 3. We are Anonymous
    4. Anonymous is legion
    Rules of the internet.
    5. Anonymous never forgives
    6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
    7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
    8. There are no real rules about posting.
    9. There are no real rules about moderation either enjoy your ban
    10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
    11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
    12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
    13. Anything you say can be turned into something else fixed
    14. Do not argue with trolls it means that they win
    15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
    16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure 17. Every win fails eventually
    18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
    19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
    20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
    21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
    22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
    23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
    24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
    25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
    26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
    27. Always question a person's sexual prefrences without any real reason
    28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man
    29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents 30. There are no girls on the internet
    31. TITS or GTFO the choice is yours
    32. You must have pictures to prove your statements
    33. Lurk more it's never enough
    34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
    35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
    36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just sav
    37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
    38. No real limits of any kind apply here not even the sky
    39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
    40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
    41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
    42. Nothing is Sacred
    43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
    44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a veeaboo
    45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car..
    46. There is always furry porn of it.
    47. The pool is always closed.