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I got 2 phones

    Tiktok I got 2 phones script
    I am in possession of a dual set of mobile devices, wherein one is exclusively allocated for the procurement of contraband substances, while the other is dedicated to the meticulous management of pecuniary transactions. Moreover, I possess an additional pair of mobile devices, with one specifically designated for engaging in communication with the female gender, while the other remains steadfastly committed to the aforementioned financial transactions.
    Permit me to announce with an air of utmost refinement and sophistication that within my esteemed possession lie two meticulously chosen telephonic instruments, each designated with a distinct purpose of paramount significance. The first of these devices, my dear interlocutor, has been judiciously allocated to serve as the conduit through which I may engage In the most genteel and intricate dialogues with the select and venerable cadre of my business associates, this instrument through its divine connectivity permits the exchange of conversations pertaining to the intricacies of commerce negotiations of the most illustrious stature and collaborations of a particularly prosperous nature.
    
    On the other hand, the circumspection is tailored for the purposes of engaging. with the charming members of the Fairer Sex, as well as for the management of financial affairs of the highest consequence. It is this instrument you see that facilitates not only conversations of an amorous nature, but also the administration of matters that pertain to the accrual and stewardship of wealth.
    
    Thus, my dear conversational companion, I trust you now comprehend the exquisite rationale behind my ownership of these dual communication tools, each finely honed for their respective domains of discourse.

    Believe it or not, jail

      This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take the protestors away? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Baraqua. You shout like that they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Journalists, we have a special jail for journalists. You are stealing: right to jail. You are playing music too loud: right to jail, right away. Driving too fast: jail. Slow: jail. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: you right to jail. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, jail. You overcook chicken, also jail. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, jail, right away. We have the best patients in the world because of jail.

      ULTRAKILL Gabriel

        Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall REND YOU APART, and you will become inanimate once more.
        What? How can this be? Bested by this... this thing? You insignificant FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER! May your woes be many, and your days few!
        Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of The Father, I shall rend you apart, and you will become inanimate once more.
        BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!
        Machine... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!
        Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of God.
        What? How can this be? Bested by this... this thing? You insignificant FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER!
        May your woes be many, and your days few!
        Foolishness, machine. Foolishness.
        An imperfection to be cleansed...
        You are LESS than nothing!
        Machine, I know you're here. I can smell the insolent stench of your bloodstained hands. I await you down below. Come to me.
        Limbo, Lust, all gone... With Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind know nothing but hunger; purged all life on the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatiated... As do you. You've taken everything from me, machine. And now all that remains is PERFECT HATRED.
        Twice!? Beaten by an object... Twice! I've only known the taste of victory, but this taste... Is- Is this my blood? Haha- I've never known such... Such... relief..? I- I need some time to think... We will meet again, machine. May your woes be many... and your days few.

        Sea anemones

          Sea anemones copypasta is from the Chainsaw man manga
          Sea anemones are relatives of the jellyfish. They have these tiny hairs growing on them that they use to feed by stunning fish, shrimp, zooplankton, and so on.
          
          But they can survive for years without food. They're like jellyfish in thath way. There are even sea anemones that have lived longer than 70 years with the proper care.
          
          They're found all troughout the world's oceans, and they can slowly moce too. There are also fish that live inside them called anemonefish. The sea anemones protect them from predators and share their food scraps.
          
          In tropical waters, sea anemones latch on to coral reefs or rocks.
          
          Starfish are echinoderms and relatives of the sea urchin. There are as many as 2,000 starfish species around the world. Not all of them are star-shaped either. There's even a species with 30 arms.
          
          When they get attacked by a predator, they'll rip off their own arm to get away while the predator eats it. Their arms can regenerate, so I guess they regrow later.
          
          Starfish can eat almost anything in the ocean. They feed by pushing their stomach out og their mouth and directly digesting their prey. Fun fact, there's an area in Kumamoto Prefecture where they eat starfish. As you'd expect from a relative of the sea urchin, you strip the skin to eat the insides, like with sea urchins.
          
          Even in other languages, starfish mostly have star-related names. For instance, in France they're called...

          Origin of this copypasta

          Its from the Chainsaw man manga where a socially awkward girl Asa Mitaka tries to seduce the protagonist (Denji) with facts about anemones on their date to an aquarium. Denji finally ditches Asa midway through their date to see penguins.

          Asa insists on spewing anemones facts despite her negative rizz
          SEA ANEMONES ARE RELATIVES OF THE JELLYFISH. THEY HAVE THESE TINY HAIRS GROWING ON THEM THAT THEY USE TO FEED BY STUNNING FISH, SHRIMP, ZOOPLANKTON, AND SO ON. BUT THEY CAN SURVIVE FOR YEARS WITHOUT FOOD. THEY'RE LIKE JELLYFISH IN THAT WAY. THERE ARE EVEN SEA ANEMONES THAT HAVE LIVED LONGER THAN 70 YEARS WITH THE PROPER CARE. THEY'RE FOUND ALL THROUGHOUT THE WORLD'S OCEANS, AND THEY CAN SLOWLY MOVE TOO. THERE ARE ALSO FISH THAT LIVE INSIDE THEM CALLED ANEMONEFISH. THE SEA ANEMONES PROTECT THEM FROM PREDATORS AND SHARE THEIR FOOD SCRAPS. IN TROPICAL WATERS, SEA ANEMONES LATCH ON TO CORAL REEFS OR ROCKS. STARFISH ARE ECHINODERMS AND RELATIVES OF THE SEA URCHIN. THERE ARE AS MANY AS 2,000 STARFISH SPECIES AROUND THE WORLD. NOT ALL OF THEM ARE STAR-SHAPED EITHER. THERE'S EVEN A SPECIES WITH 30 ARMS. WHEN THEY GET ATTACKED BY A PREDATOR, THEY'LL RIP OFF THEIR OWN ARM TO GET AWAY WHILE THE PREDATOR EATS IT. THEIR ARMS CAN REGENERATE, SO I GUESS THEY REGROW LATER. STARFISH CAN EAT ALMOST ANYTHING IN THE OCEAN. THEY FEED BY PUSHING THEIR STOMACH OUT OF THEIR MOUTH AND DIRECTLY DIGESTING THEIR PREY. FUN FACT, THERE'S AN AREA IN KUMAMOTO PREFECTURE WHERE THEY EAT STARFISH. AS YOU'D EXPECT FROM A RELATIVE OF THE SEA URCHIN, YOU STRIP THE SKIN TO EAT THE INSIDES, LIKE WITH SEA URCHINS.

          This is Black Diamond.

            This is Black Diamond meme from Tiktok
            This is Black Diamond. She is the most powerful diamond and she's also the one pink most likes to fuck doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room,on the bed room, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls on the bathroom on the couch on the car and on the street.

            Meu nome é Patrick Bateman

              Eu moro no edifício American Gardens na rua 81 oeste no 11° andar. Meu nome é Patrick Bateman e tenho 27 anos. Gosto muito de me cuidar, faço uma dieta balanceada e faço uma rigorosa rotina de exercícios. Se acordo com o rosto um pouco inchado, eu coloco uma máscara gelada enquanto faço abdominais. Consigo fazer até mil. Depois de tirar a máscara gelada, uso uma loção de limpeza profunda para limpar os poros. Durante o banho uso um gel massageador; depois um óleo a base de mel e amêndoas e, no rosto, um gel esfoliante. Depois eu aplico uma máscara facial mentolada durante 10 minutos, enquanto preparo o resto de minha rotina. Sempre uso loção após barba com pouco ou nenhum álcool, porque o álcool resseca a pele do rosto e envelhece. Depois um hidratante, um creme antirrugas para os olhos seguidos de uma loção protetora hidratante final. Há uma ideia de Patrick Bateman. É uma espécie de abstração, mas eu não sou isso na realidade. Isso é uma entidade... É ilusório. Embora eu possa esconder meu olhar frio, e apertando minha mão você sinta minha carne e até pense que temos o mesmo estilo de vida, eu simplesmente não existo.

              Meu nome é Yoshikage Kira‘ copypasta