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What?! Oh my god. Come on. But, come on. It is – I mean – no but sorry

    Anish Giri's What?! Oh my god. Come on.

    It came from Anish Giri’s reaction to Nepo’s blunder in Game 9 against Magnus. The transcript had been used as a copypasta whenever there’s another blunder in chess.

    What?! Oh my god. Come on. But, come on. It is - I mean - no but sorry - c5-c6? I mean I'm sorry but I saw that instantly. Is he nuts? No but, I mean that is insane. I mean I just, the moment I - I was looking at positions somewhere else - the moment you told me c5, I opened the analysis board on the screen, I instantly saw c6. Instantly. I mean this is insane. Look at him. No but okay this is just - I mean, this is outrageous. Just, I've never seen something like this. Just insane. What's going on? Poor guy he's completely out of shape. I don't know what happened to him. He completely lost it. No, poor guy. And he has to go again to the press conferences and stuff. What's going on? Ya, he went totally nuts. I mean I haven't seen Ian like this even in ordinary tournaments. Jesus, what's going on. Oof, insane. Totally lost sense of danger. Completely lost sense of danger. Trapped his bishop...but it's just an insane blunder. For me, instant. It's just an instant thing, the bishop is so obviously trapped, it's not even close...It's such an obvious - it will go down in history as Bobby Fisher part 2. They'll make a movie about this.

    You will never be General Brasch

      Helldivers 2 take on YWNBAW copypasta

      Its a parody of the YWNBAW copypasta but changed to General Brasch, a war hero who guides new recruits from Helldivers 2.

      You will never be General Brasch. You have no skill, you have no Super Destroyer, you have no stratagems that would make Brasch ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating SEAF trooper twisted by delusions of mythical Helldiver superiority and exposure to mobile infantry media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life stanning a mediocre conscript to an SEAF tactician's was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that a conscript trooper as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the time you threw away in doing that. Actual Helldivers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of combat evolution have allowed heroes to identify frauds from mannerisms and tactics alone. Even if your combat skill of a troop leader's and flashy title akin to a war hero's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Helldiver will immediately cut all ties when they see the outfit and stratagems of someone who is not only a basic SEAF trooper at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be a Helldiver. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that simping a general that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than finding a meaningful career, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new fighting medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being SEAF makes up for just how uninteresting of a conscript you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll go into a Super Destroyer, enter a Hellpod, dive, and plunge into a chasm on Menkent. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your SEAF conscript rank, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a low-life trooper is buried there. Your Hellpod will decay through the tides of war, and all that will remain of your legacy is a wrecked Hellpod that is unmistakably a conscript's. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being mid to some Brasch entity that exists only in your mind while actual Helldivers put in effort to learn ground combat for the valid reason of it being the way to defend Super Earth. 
      You are a Helldiver. You have no skill, you have no Super Destroyer, you have no good stratagems, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid soldier who is trying to feel patriotic in their service.

All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back Super Earth loves you. Your teammates are happy and proud of you, your enemies cry at your attacks behind closed doors, and Helldivers love you, and bugs and bots envy you.

Helldivers absolutely love you. Soldiers who pass training look like heroes to a Helldiver. Your stratagems do not matter. Your skills will improve.

You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the terminids or automatons.

Eventually, it’ll be perfect for you - you’ll apply for it, start training, get your cape, get a Super Destroyer and finally be your ideal self. Your team mates will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy war hero. They’ll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every soldier for the rest of eternity will know a Helldiver is what you are.

      Tamo competindo tamo competindo

        Podpah tamo competindo tamo competindo

        Contexto

        Its from an episode of ‘Podpah‘ which is the biggest podcast in Brazil where they had Max Verstappen and Sergio Pérez as guests. The quote “Tamo competindo, tamo competindo” which means “We’re competing, we’re competing” was meme-d due to how unprepared and incoherent the questions and host were throughout the show.

        Citações / Quotes

        Tamo competindo tamo competindo
        "TAMO COMPETINO TAMO COMPETINO NÉ MANOOO, NÉ JAO, NE MANOO"

-Bostileiro médio
        "Ih se você esta na competição é para competir,e se é para competir é para ganhar........você é assim,entra na competição para ganhar?"
        "O carro era gente boa, mano?"
        "e o carro é rápido msm?"
        Voce e o tradutor do Podpah no ep do Max Verstappen
        we are competing, we are competing
        we are competing we are competing🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥💯
        "Tamo competindo, tamo competindo."
- Platão
        tamo competino, tamo competino
        Na competição competindo como um competidor competindamente
        Tamo sem assunto tamo sem assunto
        “Tamo competindo, tamo competindo gente!” Igão no auge da sua profundidade
        não Igor, eu jogo pra perder, mas os cara são ruim e eu ganho as vezes

        Full quotes with translation / Citações completas

        Max Verstappen reaction to "Tamo competindo, tamo competindo"
        "Verstappen, você é um fenômeno, pow...Tricampeão mundial, pow, e eu tenho uma parada que eu gosto muito em você, porque eu sou assim em competição também, 

assim, tamo competindo, tamo competindo e tal.  

Mas eu, sou um cara que gosto desse tipo de competição

E eu queria saber tipo, de você, tipo assim, pow tamo competindo, tamo competindo gente... Eu quero saber se isso é uma parada sua assim mesmo, pow

competir, eu quero ganhar , então eu vou fazer tudo dentro do regulamento pra ganhar."
        "Verstappen, you are a phenomenon, wow...Three-time world champion, wow, and I have something that I really like about you, because I'm like that in competition too, 

So, we're competing, we're competing and so on.  

But I'm a guy who likes this kind of competition

And I wanted to know, like, from you, like, wow, we're competing, we're competing people... I want to know if this is really your thing, wow

compete, I want to win, so I will do everything within the rules to win."

        From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh

          The line came from the opening cinematic of Warhammer 40k Mechanicus spoken by the servo-skull Magos Dominus Reditus.

          From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
          From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal. 
          "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal" 
          From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…

...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

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          Marques Brownlee (MKBHD) apology

            Last video I did something pretty stupid. You might've already seen it, but maybe not so I'll address it here. There was a clip with the action cam of me test driving a car and going way to fast. Absolutely inexcusable and dangerous.

I've since cut it out of the video with YouTube's editor tool. I also understand that this looks like covering it up, but I think it's the right thing to do.

There's no reason to leave that clip in (there was no reason to include it in the first place) and I would never want to make it seem ok by leaving it in the video. I'm well aware of the Streisand effect, and I know everything on the internet lives forever, but I think that's the best decision right now.

All I can do apologize and promise never to do anything close to that stupid again. That's a terrible example to set and I'm sorry for it.

            GEGAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO

              Script of Lankbox's GEGAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO video
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